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Bitlife has got some problems ... 

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@Garylthebinecorn
@Garylthebinecorn 4 года назад
No one : People that play bitlife : Wh- Why do I have responsible parents??
@Kamimwah
@Kamimwah 4 года назад
Literally me when I play it
@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976
@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976 4 года назад
I don’t get it...
@Garylthebinecorn
@Garylthebinecorn 4 года назад
@@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976 2:40
@graceirish4005
@graceirish4005 4 года назад
😂
@Garylthebinecorn
@Garylthebinecorn 4 года назад
@Kiera Niska Ohoho. I see you are a true man of culture as well.
@londonlied4042
@londonlied4042 4 года назад
me: * sees title * also me: Ah, he finally understands.
@elizabethlockhart9001
@elizabethlockhart9001 4 года назад
「Lais Lies」 lol
@Kamimwah
@Kamimwah 4 года назад
Yeah lol
@AUG_Glow
@AUG_Glow 4 года назад
David's mom?
@KarlaGarcia-pc1fg
@KarlaGarcia-pc1fg 4 года назад
What
@ej2591
@ej2591 4 года назад
Haha lol your right though
@tsuzulvr
@tsuzulvr 4 года назад
David's mom: *Sees thumbnail* I'm about to end this man's whole career.
@mattfleur8311
@mattfleur8311 4 года назад
finds adderss grabs demonteszashin nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@itzaweird0zoz976
@itzaweird0zoz976 4 года назад
Lol
@armybunny6693
@armybunny6693 4 года назад
XD
@alvahvee
@alvahvee 4 года назад
Lol true tho
@tsuzulvr
@tsuzulvr 4 года назад
@@alvahvee I SEE YOU WITH THE SASHA PFP
@At0mt1c__
@At0mt1c__ 4 года назад
"Hey my Bits, Hey my Bit Boys." Hey *Bit Mike*
@blue13.07
@blue13.07 4 года назад
today’s scrub of the day goes toooo (you it should be you)
@letmebemyself2251
@letmebemyself2251 4 года назад
xxAlex then your a bitch :D
@rootlebugsnax
@rootlebugsnax 4 года назад
@@blue13.07 no it's me dummy
@VellDropEmOff
@VellDropEmOff 4 года назад
@@rootlebugsnax it's not you it's David mom
@felix-fw3lq
@felix-fw3lq 4 года назад
Fortnite Hacker Davids mom*
@spacesheep_
@spacesheep_ 4 года назад
Nobody: Beat Your Bike: “What did you say you little bit?”/“My bearants-“
@XXXninahollmanXXX
@XXXninahollmanXXX 4 года назад
Lmfao
@zeckeramindoriyazeck9011
@zeckeramindoriyazeck9011 4 года назад
???
@zeckeramindoriyazeck9011
@zeckeramindoriyazeck9011 4 года назад
Confused
@st4tistic
@st4tistic 4 года назад
BEAT YOUR BIKE-
@mollybarlow7333
@mollybarlow7333 4 года назад
r/boneappletea
@Yeeveelicious
@Yeeveelicious 4 года назад
Are we just not going to talk about how the mom was breastfeeding a 5 year old
@solar_dragon
@solar_dragon 4 года назад
Yeevee Are we gonna talk about the fact my dad was drinking my breast milk a lot when I was one (in BitLife)
@Yeeveelicious
@Yeeveelicious 4 года назад
Sketchy_d00d I’m glad you added the (in BitLife) at the end
@Sly-Moose
@Sly-Moose 4 года назад
Exactly. XD Boy needs to grow up.
@Sly-Moose
@Sly-Moose 4 года назад
@@solar_dragon w h a t?!
@MaccaCheese
@MaccaCheese 4 года назад
@@solar_dragon why did you need to specify that it was in bitlife? Is everything ok? You alright there?
@reyniknamyrion3557
@reyniknamyrion3557 4 года назад
"Hey, my *bits.* Hey my *bit boys."* *Bruh.*
@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 4 года назад
*BRUH MOMENT BRUUUUUUH*
@londonlied4042
@londonlied4042 4 года назад
but imma gorl. nvm i got nu gender.
@bunnyandduckytoystory4uwu684
@bunnyandduckytoystory4uwu684 4 года назад
@@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer yes
@bunnyandduckytoystory4uwu684
@bunnyandduckytoystory4uwu684 4 года назад
I am a girl
@cheese3398
@cheese3398 4 года назад
*laughs in girl*
@leticiaalvarez9987
@leticiaalvarez9987 4 года назад
David’s mom: I will never play bitlife David: You can play as Bijuu Mike and ruin his life David’s mom: *instant download*
@CuteCrystalll
@CuteCrystalll 4 года назад
*had us there in the first half, not gonna lie*
@yourdemisexualqueen9134
@yourdemisexualqueen9134 4 года назад
Who's david
@gacha_lemon4491
@gacha_lemon4491 4 года назад
@@yourdemisexualqueen9134 ....
@rivlixm
@rivlixm 4 года назад
Kristal Dunnington ;-;,are you new here?😮🤔
@yourdemisexualqueen9134
@yourdemisexualqueen9134 4 года назад
@@rivlixm no,I just dont know who this David kid is
@imaginaryfriend4549
@imaginaryfriend4549 4 года назад
Bijuu: “Weird things happen in BitLife, let’s just say” Me: “Yeah... let’s just say that-“ 😏
@luvely._.nate01
@luvely._.nate01 4 года назад
Gacha_ Charmy O_O💦💦💦
@jenniferbunting4708
@jenniferbunting4708 4 года назад
That id norma... Oohhhhhhhhhh also youtube is being THANOS SNAPPED
@sonyab1974
@sonyab1974 4 года назад
ROFL!
@joelburton3560
@joelburton3560 4 года назад
sonyab1974 on ne
@PR0X.1M1TY
@PR0X.1M1TY 4 года назад
oh nooooooo
@garnetg.4720
@garnetg.4720 4 года назад
Bijuu Mike: " Kids aren't supposed to play with scissors." Me: Good thing I'm not a kid.
@millymilk1455
@millymilk1455 4 года назад
I feel you I just ran around chasing my niece with scissors (I'm 24 ) I might just go to hell for that ,Mh GOOD
@eabhabutler3892
@eabhabutler3892 4 года назад
@Life of Kirsten oop-
@juleziieee
@juleziieee 4 года назад
Good Thing I'm a Kid.
@grooveatronic
@grooveatronic 4 года назад
Life of Kirsten HWWHHWHWWHAHGAFAUAHAYSUSHSHSGAHAAU
@celestialdetective
@celestialdetective 4 года назад
wait- (the fanfic reader in me is yelling 'self harm')
@Ghostel224
@Ghostel224 4 года назад
ah yes Alabama indeed
@itspaperbagkid
@itspaperbagkid 4 года назад
Dawn Draws congrats, child, for getting a heart 👌
@cringetbh6467
@cringetbh6467 4 года назад
Dawn Draws DO NOT EDIT YOUR COMMENT
@Ghostel224
@Ghostel224 4 года назад
@@cringetbh6467 I won't lol
@EighmyLupin
@EighmyLupin 4 года назад
More like the middle east or Africa, since those are the only places incest is legal......
@pig_rabbit6944
@pig_rabbit6944 4 года назад
@@EighmyLupin whoooosh
@komalynx608
@komalynx608 4 года назад
*sees thumbnail * *we ain’t in Kansas anymore*
@amurderofdrunkcrows2587
@amurderofdrunkcrows2587 4 года назад
we are in SWEET HOME ALABAMA
@amymitchell6304
@amymitchell6304 4 года назад
lisa hennig has the wicked witch casted a curse?!
@komalynx608
@komalynx608 4 года назад
Amy Mitchell probably
@amymitchell6304
@amymitchell6304 4 года назад
lisa hennig how can I stop her!
@thatonecandor
@thatonecandor 4 года назад
Me, a kansan: Y'all stalkin me.
@himikix7040
@himikix7040 4 года назад
"wHy Am I sO rEd?!"*triggered sound thing kind of* Bijuu mike 2019 ~
@blood-water
@blood-water 4 года назад
You also look red too.
@Nothing6nothing9
@Nothing6nothing9 4 года назад
@@blood-water If you said also then you don't need to say too. Too means also or excessive amount of something. You either say, "You look red too," or, "You also look red."
@seasonized8947
@seasonized8947 4 года назад
Challenge of BitLife: What ever the zodiac sign is of the person, You have to act it
@heartlovesloveyt7962
@heartlovesloveyt7962 4 года назад
Same :3
@0nlytati.2x
@0nlytati.2x 4 года назад
Yes
@gachanostxlgia4053
@gachanostxlgia4053 4 года назад
Aaaaaaquuuuuaaaaaarrrrrriiiiiiuuuuuusssss ♒
@asiya378
@asiya378 4 года назад
I actuallty just thought of doing that
@CuteCrystalll
@CuteCrystalll 4 года назад
I act like my zodiac sign already irl. I’m a Scorpio I’m pretty mean if you cross me but loyal to my stupid best friends xD
@sadieadler3714
@sadieadler3714 4 года назад
AYYYEEEEE BITS *-mike 2019*
@solar_dragon
@solar_dragon 4 года назад
Me, playing BitLife: let’s start a new like Game: age up BitLife: age 1; my dad has been drinking my breast milk a lot lately
@peachii.perfect
@peachii.perfect 4 года назад
Lmaoooo whyyy
@fae9860
@fae9860 4 года назад
*dark humour be like:*
@erica4877
@erica4877 4 года назад
Wut da fuq?
@emmettawardz4943
@emmettawardz4943 4 года назад
*c o n c e r n*
@Lee.M.D
@Lee.M.D Год назад
💀💀💀
@rumiikq
@rumiikq 4 года назад
*sees thumbnail* Me: we have entered Alabama territory now
@sans5548
@sans5548 4 года назад
I thought it said al-im-ba-da How well do I know my country :,>
@cat-nx7sv
@cat-nx7sv 4 года назад
@@sans5548 alabama is a state
@captainjaidne4635
@captainjaidne4635 4 года назад
@@cat-nx7sv Purplekittybanan nothin is probably talking about how well she knows the U.S. that or else she made a mistake
@confidelover8266
@confidelover8266 4 года назад
“Was she planned?” *BitLife doesn’t even know anymore-*
@woofbark5678
@woofbark5678 4 года назад
nobody: the thumbnail: *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
@beariix8405
@beariix8405 4 года назад
This is will become famous
@woofbark5678
@woofbark5678 4 года назад
@@beariix8405 maybe lmao
@beariix8405
@beariix8405 4 года назад
@@woofbark5678 well look at your comment now! >:3
@butterflyguts3197
@butterflyguts3197 4 года назад
Me: *sees thumbnail* Also me: -sWeEt hOmE aLaBaMa-
@fartsmella4000
@fartsmella4000 4 года назад
『 Møčhīī 』 omg yes 😂
@zie0619
@zie0619 4 года назад
Yes, I legit SCREAMED that when I saw the thumbnail 🤣
@butterflyguts3197
@butterflyguts3197 4 года назад
@@zie0619 LOL 😂
@shototodoroki2320
@shototodoroki2320 4 года назад
I live in Alabama and I can confirm.
@shototodoroki2320
@shototodoroki2320 4 года назад
@memelashoto ??????
@shototodoroki2632
@shototodoroki2632 4 года назад
Bijuu: I stole a candybar when i was younger Davids mom: calls police
@shototodoroki2632
@shototodoroki2632 4 года назад
CheriNeko lol
@adegofar4747
@adegofar4747 4 года назад
Eddie is looking for you...
@Aickelodeon
@Aickelodeon 4 года назад
"Bitlife has got some problems" The first 20 seconds of the video: *exist*
@andioop-4310
@andioop-4310 4 года назад
Kanekoya You have 20 likes
@imaginaryfriend4549
@imaginaryfriend4549 4 года назад
“Weird things happened in BitLife”
@Teudlanif
@Teudlanif 4 года назад
"Bubonic plague? That doesn't sound good." Me: maybe because thats also known as the Black Death?
@skyy14r
@skyy14r 4 года назад
BitLife: “you got your first period” Bijuu bike: “oh OHHHHH I think that’s new” Last BitLife video he did before mystery update: “you got your first period” Me: “THATS NOT NEW, that has been in the game for like a couple months now”
@treeztrendz8255
@treeztrendz8255 4 года назад
No one: Bijuu Mike: “Just pull your bobs out whenever you want”
@aleksandarrasivojevic8145
@aleksandarrasivojevic8145 4 года назад
Big monwz
@branchbtw
@branchbtw 4 года назад
“I will go reap our Kate” -RU-vid captions 2019
@emilytrip8676
@emilytrip8676 4 года назад
Bijuu Mike: My mother is a trucker Me: mOtHeRtRuCkEr DuDe
@buttercuupjpg
@buttercuupjpg 4 года назад
ThAt HuRt LiKe A bUtTcHeEk On A sTiCk ... I'm sorry, I had to...
@susanmclean5105
@susanmclean5105 4 года назад
@@buttercuupjpg I WAS GONNA DO THAT :(
@buttercuupjpg
@buttercuupjpg 4 года назад
@@susanmclean5105 aw I'm sorry ❤
@fictional-girl_05
@fictional-girl_05 4 года назад
@@buttercuupjpg Watch your profanity!
@courtney5312
@courtney5312 4 года назад
*Bijuu:* Let's get back to our life *Me:* What life
@pinkiepie234cakes3
@pinkiepie234cakes3 4 года назад
Ha, same
@kiwibird4345
@kiwibird4345 4 года назад
I love how a 0 year old can write in a diary.
@thejackofjs4629
@thejackofjs4629 4 года назад
When the child is 5 years old, then it's weird. Up to the sitting up stage and lower is fine
@shxdy_cloudy2175
@shxdy_cloudy2175 4 года назад
I’m a Filipino and watching this melts my heart idk why
@marcyweewoo6913
@marcyweewoo6913 4 года назад
Me: *Sees thumbnail* Also Me: Welp, Dis vid is Messed up
@milo2242
@milo2242 4 года назад
David's mom: "Ah yes, FINALLY, some good heccing content."
@hney_bear7854
@hney_bear7854 4 года назад
mEoW MeOw I need kittens for life lol
@tarotfiend
@tarotfiend 4 года назад
Mike: Like I guess someone breastfeeding in public is a little strange. Me: I think it's because the woman was breastfeeding a five year old, Mike.
@deborah3818
@deborah3818 4 года назад
Me: -sees thumbnail- Also me: he finally understands.
@FoamySoup
@FoamySoup 4 года назад
*Sees title* bUgGgGgSsSsSsSsSSsSsss
@fizz_bizz
@fizz_bizz 4 года назад
"Bitlife is an educational game, I tells you." 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
@imaginaryfriend4549
@imaginaryfriend4549 4 года назад
You need to come up with a name for BitLife- Like the one you did for “Yan-Jerry-Simulator”😏
@BakaXen
@BakaXen 4 года назад
Hit wife
@jenniferbunting4708
@jenniferbunting4708 4 года назад
Kicks knife
@jenniferbunting4708
@jenniferbunting4708 4 года назад
Hit knife
@amymitchell6304
@amymitchell6304 4 года назад
Gacha_ Charmy yandere sim!Ayano Aishi (yan chan) is my fave character
@captainjaidne4635
@captainjaidne4635 4 года назад
Git Wife or Git Life
@chriswren5316
@chriswren5316 4 года назад
"that coughs goin around, Makin me say weird things" Bijuumike 2019~
@danielthrelfall1946
@danielthrelfall1946 4 года назад
I thought the “homeopathic doctor” said “homophobic doctor” *sad gay from noises* (dad’s account ôwó)
@secretlymizu
@secretlymizu 4 года назад
**Sees thumbnail** **Facepalm** Bijuu.. Mijuu Bike... why.. I have to ban you from my Christian Minecraft server.. why Bijuu?!
@ocdnforark
@ocdnforark 4 года назад
Finally an incestophobic like me
@ariesmsp4305
@ariesmsp4305 4 года назад
I have a BitLife challenge ☝🏻 The Sheldon Cooper challenge Rules; 1. Have 95-100 smarts 2. Study physics in university 3. Job has to be science related 4. No animals or drivers license 5. Only aloud 1 girl friend / wife no children 6. Live a long full life and get a job achievement for any job involving science
@yeetyee1617
@yeetyee1617 4 года назад
Nobody: Still Nobody: Not even David’s mom: Bijju Mike: lookie that Sayori action shot
@darksavage2248
@darksavage2248 4 года назад
Me: *reads title* Me again: isn’t it always?
@carleneadams2763
@carleneadams2763 4 года назад
6:28 **cough cough** (belle dalphine) **cough cough**
@denkisofficallover7264
@denkisofficallover7264 4 года назад
I'm getting your notifications now!
@annagirard4940
@annagirard4940 4 года назад
“You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!”
@annagirard4940
@annagirard4940 4 года назад
Lol it’s from “the room” if you didn’t know. Haha
@plutoicon
@plutoicon 4 года назад
The beginning scared me 😂😂
@annabellep.800
@annabellep.800 4 года назад
6:57 Bijuu Mike: Rejects The Boy Boy: I Am A Witch Doctor I Shall Curse You With The Bubonic Plague
@Jundesite
@Jundesite 4 года назад
Bijuu: “Bitlife has got some problems.” Me: ahh, *he finally gets it*
@Aii_ko
@Aii_ko 4 года назад
I edited the comment so the replies make no sense.
@arielramirez9228
@arielramirez9228 4 года назад
「 AikoPotato 」 10 actually 🙃
@kikibear26
@kikibear26 4 года назад
Omg same
@user-hl9ww3ml2m
@user-hl9ww3ml2m 4 года назад
IKR like who would dislike a vid like this, chances are if you’re watching it you’re a fan of this kind of content
@masteredultrainstinctsongo7048
@masteredultrainstinctsongo7048 4 года назад
12 nigga
@fleurfairyy6951
@fleurfairyy6951 4 года назад
Now 22!
@Ybrdee
@Ybrdee 4 года назад
“Hey my bit boys”x1000
@alexb859
@alexb859 4 года назад
I guess Bitlife has BIT the dusty life, also awesome video, and I got a bad caugh as well, in fact i have a cold.
@LilyStanleyy
@LilyStanleyy 4 года назад
When you think you have seen the end of davids mom: Your sister moved out? okay, your sister juila is pregnant..... WITH YOUR BABY???? COME HER BOI
@crackedatsubwaysurfers3600
@crackedatsubwaysurfers3600 4 года назад
5:25 Bijuu Mike: Why? Why you leave me? ;-; Me: Why you bully me? ;-;
@kiera4295
@kiera4295 4 года назад
Did your taxidermied dad scare your friend that was hoarding those weapons
@lilandeintheirl
@lilandeintheirl 4 года назад
Me when seeing title: *SWEET HOME A L A B A M A*
@johng0122
@johng0122 4 года назад
Me: *Sees notification* Oh yay Bijuu Mike posted! Also me: *Sees thumbnail* ...My name is Julia... *Closes computer* THATS ENOUGH RU-vid FOR TODAY!
@nataliegill4656
@nataliegill4656 4 года назад
3:30 *WOW* I have not seen that song in *years* 😂😂😂
@mkcmamma
@mkcmamma 4 года назад
Julia is pregnant with your baby! Me: * coughs in insest*
@Idkwhoiam69420
@Idkwhoiam69420 4 года назад
I BE LIKE DAMNNNNNN
@Idkwhoiam69420
@Idkwhoiam69420 4 года назад
Like damnnnnn
@Anastasia_t755
@Anastasia_t755 4 года назад
Maybe his girlfriend name was Julia too? Idk
@blahblank5339
@blahblank5339 4 года назад
Meagan Camara incest haha
@ocdnforark
@ocdnforark 4 года назад
Freak nobody loves you!!!! You are a mistake! Why did god make you?
@swiftcheetah2587
@swiftcheetah2587 4 года назад
4:36 , that's relatable.
@paynugent3166
@paynugent3166 4 года назад
The game:Women selling their dirty bath water Me: omg Belle Delphine is that you???
@jungbinoh4664
@jungbinoh4664 4 года назад
Challenge Idea: The clingy lover challenge. Rules: You have to live your best life. Always do plastic surgery if your looks are down. If a guy or girl asks you out at a young age, accept, or ask them out yourself. If your husband or wife cheats on you, keep forgiving. Take your lover to the movies, spend time with them, talk with them, etc. If your lover breaks up with you, keep begging them to stay, if they dump you, just message them or stalk them. Sorry if there are too many rules, hope you can do this challenge.
@honeybabes2017
@honeybabes2017 4 года назад
“bye-joo-ooh mike is my least favorite person” 😂😂
@AnymousScreams
@AnymousScreams 4 года назад
Imagine actually having your father taxidermied. Sounds terrifying.
@lindaloreign9346
@lindaloreign9346 4 года назад
AnymousScreams AHHHHH!!!! 😫
@nataliep4418
@nataliep4418 4 года назад
I was actually playing bit life when I got this notification 😂
@boopadoop5296
@boopadoop5296 4 года назад
Same
@jazz_and_ana446
@jazz_and_ana446 4 года назад
3:11 that’s O D D I just got back from Manila after 2 weeks and a 12 to 14 hour flight home 😭 and shed a lot of tears
@kristinr4928
@kristinr4928 4 года назад
I've got some problems too
@roserobedee504
@roserobedee504 4 года назад
Hey, bijuu Mike! I have a challenge for you! The 100 challenge! 1. Keep you're health to 100 until you die 2.Also keep you're looks up to 100 until you die 3.again, keep you're smarts up to 100 till you die 4.and then keep you're happiness to 100 till you die 5.be a good person 6.if you get married, have at least 3 kids and spend a lot of time with them 7.agree to everything but drug related or alcohol 8.You have to get a pet 9.spend time with you're siblings and your parents 10.attend all funerals 11. Don't kill anyone or go to jail 12. Don't cheat unless you're broken up with your current boyfriend
@ke8753
@ke8753 4 года назад
when the homestucks hear that mike taxidermied his dad
@JordanSantiago
@JordanSantiago 4 года назад
BitLife does have problems. I was playing BitLife and then I reported a student who wrote bad word stuff on the school board to the principal. Apparently after it said “Your classmate, Jim attacked you with A GUIDED MISSILE!” And then it said “ the guided missile blew up your fist and you die from it.” BitLife can get crazy at times. And this happened when I was 9
@HaruRanchi
@HaruRanchi 4 года назад
“Give me some tickets” Me: *Wanna go with me? I’m going there soon. (Manila)*
@Mimiara
@Mimiara 4 года назад
That drawing is spectacular omg
@omnomnio
@omnomnio 4 года назад
Title: BitLife has got some problems.... Me: *you haven’t noticed?* David’s mom: *GASP*
@navyblues6661
@navyblues6661 4 года назад
0:50 It's so pure but also a little eerie to see Sayori in her PJs
@theawesomecookiecandy6545
@theawesomecookiecandy6545 4 года назад
THIS IS WERID BUT I LOVE IT!!!!♥♥♥
@leshayenga5779
@leshayenga5779 4 года назад
1:53 I was soooo scared u were gonna say something rude but when you didn’t I literally subscribed 😂
@darktheloser
@darktheloser 4 года назад
1:52 September 13 is my birthday also lol
@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 4 года назад
Mine is on the 5th of September, AGH SO CLOSE XD
@darktheloser
@darktheloser 4 года назад
@@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer thats cool ☺
@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
@waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 4 года назад
@@darktheloser lol thx, for some reason tho I feel like it’s kinda fallen on a bad day, like idk why but on September 5 everything is like closed ether closed or not the best time like I wanted to see a movie with a friend but every movie that was playing was trash like *COME ON* XD
@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976
@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976 4 года назад
Ok
@TheReadersGuild07
@TheReadersGuild07 4 года назад
13:35 mike: BeSt FrIeNdS fOrEvEr me: GIVE ME ALL YOUR WEAPONS EDNA I HAVE SOME PEOPE TO DEAL WITH
@whateveritsmeh7822
@whateveritsmeh7822 4 года назад
I was reading something on my phone and I was omg where’s my phone and I spent like 20 minutes looking for it
@Aiza-lf6zc
@Aiza-lf6zc 4 года назад
9:07 jade
@joeIIed
@joeIIed 4 года назад
I’ve gotten the period thing almost every time I’ve been a girl in BitLife for the past few moths I’ve been playing so... idk lol
@evildoctor4534
@evildoctor4534 4 года назад
@Bijuu Mike do you still do BitLife challenges? If so then I have an idea for you Here: Challenge Name: Adarlans Assassin Main Objective: Become a very famous assassin Location: Australia, Adarlan. (Make a custom city called adarlan) Character Name: Aelin Galathynius Gender/Sex: Female What you do: ages 1-5: act like a princess and be very kind. Ages 6-16: Start being more wild as you start becoming an assassin. Ages 17-25: have 2 one night stands, settle in with someone, and kill people to go to jail. Ages 26-27: escape prison. Ages 28-34: Have a child, get a name change to Celaena Sardothien, get a job if you don't have one, and get a house and a car if you don't have one. Ages 35+: Just live your life how you want! Everybody that reads this please like so Bijuu Mike can see 😊🤞
@urmom3265
@urmom3265 4 года назад
Mine said once that “My dad keeps on drinking my breast milk” as I was a baby O_o
@StoryGirl83
@StoryGirl83 4 года назад
What I've seen new so far includes circumcising my baby son (or not), funeral arrangements (I stuffed my preteen son who died, which is weird, but I was curious what would happen), and saving. With funeral arrangements I had my mom cremated and got to decide what to do with her remains (I think I spread them in her favorite place). As far as saving goes, you just make a new life and the old one is automatically saved. I have several already. I love that. Someone said something about a temporary career of pilgrim, but I haven't seen that as of yet, so it might be gone already. I think that's all the new stuff I've seen so far. The car stuff was from the update before this one. From that update, my favorite thing is being able to renovate my home and make it worth more. The period thing is also not new, though I'm not sure how long it has been around. As I frequently play long family lines, usually my female characters are past that age by the time I start playing them, so I'm not sure if it's every time or just some times.
@Julia_Gaming
@Julia_Gaming 4 года назад
*sees thumbnail* My name is literally Julia-
@ok-ij9qi
@ok-ij9qi 4 года назад
😖😖😖😖😖 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ow
@KarutoZoaldyeck
@KarutoZoaldyeck 4 года назад
Aww man
@milo2242
@milo2242 4 года назад
But... Do you have a little brother...?
@vdotty
@vdotty 4 года назад
4:49 yeah, i did the same thing when i was younger 😂. i was in cvs with my mom and i forgot i was holding a pen that said “brian” on it and i accidentally walked out with it 😂😂
@superhotsexyfunnyperson
@superhotsexyfunnyperson 4 года назад
Hey,I'm laughing so fricking hard and can i have a h*ck pass I don't have one so I can't say he*k
@Shining-Shiro
@Shining-Shiro 4 года назад
U sHaLl HaVe A He*K PaSs
@beepbeep6500
@beepbeep6500 4 года назад
I will giva away 1 of my 2 h**c passea two ywou
@superhotsexyfunnyperson
@superhotsexyfunnyperson 4 года назад
Yesss I can say HECK mow I have 3 H**k passes
@leex9636
@leex9636 4 года назад
I like how he doesn't realize it's a *5 year old child* not an infant at 6:45
@vhsfangs
@vhsfangs 4 года назад
36 seconds ago! 🤣
@breezyfan1012
@breezyfan1012 4 года назад
0:01 Me: Hey BIKES
@daviddwttmann6721
@daviddwttmann6721 4 года назад
Me playing bit life on my 3rd life: *gets cancer of the skin and dies at age 5* of course I'm gonna get cancer IF I AM A CANCER Ok who's gonna reply (edit 1)
@isaacrandomrussell5630
@isaacrandomrussell5630 4 года назад
How to get scrub of the day in 3 easy steps! 1. Be lucky. 2. Be super lucky. 3. Be the luckiest person ever.
@nelian3631
@nelian3631 4 года назад
Hey Mike! There's a game called 'Faith' and it's really cool, I think you would like it! It's sort of a scary game but I think you should check it out, I believe you will enjoy it!! (Ps. It has multiple endings too 👀)
@Creativitybyarney
@Creativitybyarney 4 года назад
Hi bijuu Mike!!!! Your videos are so good!!!!😀😀😀
@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976
@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976 4 года назад
Bijuu*
@Creativitybyarney
@Creativitybyarney 4 года назад
@@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976 Lol 😂my error typo I didn't even notice till you pointed it out thank you!!!😀😀😀
@zopioca
@zopioca 4 года назад
Bitlife: *gives mike normal parents* Mike: *wow didnt know it did that*
@greyforest9630
@greyforest9630 4 года назад
Heyo! I love your channel! Also I added Bijuu Mike as a character in BitLife... AND YOU WERE IN THE ANIME CLUB!! HOW PERFECT IS THAT?!
@vervno9848
@vervno9848 4 года назад
As a mother trust me skipping a feeding will hurt and cause a bigger mess. But at 5 the child should generally be weened.
@sans5548
@sans5548 4 года назад
Watchin this as I'm making my commission sheet like any person, btw I LOVE YOUR STUFF SO MUCH, your merch is being added to my Christmas list :>
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