Black Drunk Man Gose Of On Police 

"fuck the gotdamn shit!" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

“I refuse answer any questions under the grounds it me uncriminate me.” I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m still laughing at this no matter how many times I watch it😂

Still hilarious 16 years later 😂🤣😂🤣😭😭

Her: are you refusing the test? Him: No..yeah! 🤣🤣🤣

I refuse to answer any questions under the grounds that it may uncriminate me 😂😂😃😃 #THE LEGENDARY MR TURNER

Happened in 1984 I'm here in 2022 I'll probably be back in 2024. 😆

coming back to this video after 5 years man its still funny

This makes me laugh. Every. Single. Time. "WHAT phyrisical maformance test" 🤣😂🤣

He got me laughing so hard my head hurts, I would pay money to watch him talking

he said "my license already suspended" I'm already under suspension " kmsl.

He said he'd do the pysical maformance test! LMAO!!!! This video will NEVER get old to me! Seen this years ago and it's JUST as funny now!

I understand that I was driving under the influence. But I also understand that I wasn't MF driving😂🤣👍

Mr. Turner actually won this driving while intoxicated case💯

why does he still have to take the test when he already admitted he was intoxicated 😂😂

This never gets old😂 “I guess so, you got the MF’ing cameras on me” 😂 Wha... A Man my license already suspended!” First he wasn’t going to refuse the performance test until he thought about it😂

I will never stop watching this video

If this isn't my drunk ass uncle Larry lmaooooo

He literally cursed them out throughout there. Damn! This is mad funny 😂😂😂

" I'll do the pisical..percormace...test..." I love him. 😭😭

Yooooo, this got me literally in tears!!😂😂

"Aye you see what I say" "aye you come over here and see aye" hahaha so funny.

2021, I have this saved in my favorites 🤣

why cant i stop watching this lmmfao

do u understand what I just read to u Mr Turner "Hell naw"

reminds me of eddie murphy doing impression of his dad drunk in raw or delerious

“ what MF breast test” 😂😂😂😂😂

I always come back to this video for a great laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

dam he is giving them hell.

“Aye, Ion even wanna hear that sh!t”🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg, I've lived in darkness all this time. I've never seen this gem before

Where has this been all my life? 😂😂😂😂 do not watch this while eating or drinking 😂😂😂

If you can't close yo eyes, why I got ta close my mutha fuckin eyes!!! CLASSIC LINE!!!

The officer is so persistent with the physical performance test which is killing me! 😂😂😂😂

When he grab the microphone and talk into it, I LOSE MY MF SHYYT

When he says “huhh “ I be screaming 😆😆😆😆

"Are you performing the physical performance test?" "Whut prisical pertromance test??"

He sounds like richard pryor's stand up comedy skit about the junkie & the wino 😅😅😂😂!!

"wut mufuckin breaf test" xDDDD

This is the funniest video, period lol. It just never gets old. I believe him, he wasn't driving.

For some reason I believe him when he said he wasn't driving lmao

The fact that he says physical performance test a different way every time cracks me up! 😂😂😂😂

I'm crying laughing lmbo 😂😂 every time I watch this video it never gets old and it's funny as hell every time! Lol 😆 🤣 😂

“WHAT PRYSICAL PREUFORMACE TEST?!?”

Wtf those cops are ridiculous. Just take him in. They're just waiting for something to happen

I can't stop watching i just love him & he made a few valid points though ..I got a few uncles like this don't give a f#@$. Hilarious

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's sad but I love my black people...

When he say "aye" shit gets serious.

Haha Lmfao who ever is depressed please come watch this video

CRYING REAL TEARS

"AYE! FUCK THE GAWD DAMN SHIT!!!!"

I DON'T EVEN WANNA HEAR THAT DAT SHIT!!!! 😂😂😂 2020

Man this is sooooo funny I almost pass out everytime I look at this 😂 😂 😂

Brotha: if you can't close your eyes, Why i gotta close my muthafukn eyes? Fem officer: sir because you're the one taking the test! Brotha: huh? Lmmfao

I might be MFin drunk, I know I "whatin" MFin drivin😂😂😂😂😂

I wish there was a extended version 🤣🤣🤣

"Ima tell you jus like this" 🔥😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

This shit cheers me up and makes my day.

those cops probably beat his azz after the cameras finished rolling, lol!

He was done at the end “yall fucking wit me”” 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂 the funniest shit I've seen all year.

How did they not lol at this man I know I would have been fired for laughing at Mr. Turner drunk ass

Man put some respect on that man's name...that's Mr. TURNER. ....CLASSIC 😂

This goddamn shit lives on gloriously in 2022!

You close your eyes?😂😂😂😂😂

I love this guy.. this video always cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣

I’m back in 2022. Still laughing my ass off!!!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Still the funniest video ever, and it's 2022 #AOPRODS " OFFICER: DO YOU UNDERSTAND, WHAT I'VE JUST READ TO YOU? HIM: HELL NAW, BUT I REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS, THAT MAY CRIMINATE ME " 🤣🤣🤣

Oh wow.......every time I see this I have to laugh.... God bless Mr. Turner

This how my daddy act when he drunk 🤣

When he said " MY LICENCE ALREADY SUSPENDED" 😂😂😂😂 That took me all the way out !!

To everyone who commented on here: Quote your favorite Mr. Turner line. There's so much funny shit that he said I want to know your favorite. My favorite line is when he says "No, you close yo mutha fuckin' eyes". 🤣🤣🤣

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 this shit never gets old

😂😂😂😂😂 love it I listen to it everyday omg I understand I wasn't also driving 😂😂😂😂

You close your eyes!!!🤣🤣🤣

This video will never get old 😭😂😂...omg SO darn funny!!

"I refuse to take the muthafuck' n test"... too " muthafuck'n funny!

This one never gets old!!😂😂

Lmao I watch this like once a week and still cackle 😂

He was saying HUH??? strong as fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:50 1:57

Aye you must be giving him sum pewssy oh sumn😂🤣😂🤣🤣🙌🏿✊🏿💪🏿

You explain it to my loyal. Lol that was funny

I love how there’s a drunk a$$ “yuh” after every command.

Watching this in 2019

Never gets old.

“What seems to be the problem ossifer?”

My favorite video of all time. This how I feel about allllll life and its encounters!! 😍

I wonder if the jury could k WP it straight in court when they watched it. I would have exploded laughing

He told that ass!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

First of all why do they need a microphone 🎤🤔

He sounds like councilman Eric Mays 😅😅😂😂😂

This video never gets old😂🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😭😭😭

2019 and this is still funny #classic

I unda-stand I been drivin' unda tha mufuxxin influence, but I unda-stand that I wuddn't also drivin'.

I'm guidin the car. Ion even wanna hear that shit.

This one of the best videos I ever seen!!!!😅

No matter how many times I watch this I cry of laughter 😂

This is the funniest shit ever 😂😂😂😂😂

DID YOU CLOSE YO EYE'S!!!!!!! THIS IS THEE FUNNIEST MESS EVER!!!! 2022

Officer- "Do you understand what I read to you?" Mr. Turner- " Hell nah but I refuse to answer any questions on the grounds that they may incriminate me."