BLOOD BLOODY JESSICA FLETCHER: "Angela Lansbury Will Never Win an Emmy" 

BLOOD BLOODY JESSICA FLETCHER: "Angela Lansbury Will Never Win an Emmy"
Performed by Philip Taratula & Beth Leavel
Director: Dan Knechtges
Musical Director: Kevin David Thomas
Bass: Lloyd Kikoler
Drums: Tristan Marzeski
Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney
Additional Music & Lyrics: Josh Lamon
BLOODY BLOODY JESSICA FLETCHER: A MUSICAL PARODY
Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney
Book: Josh Lamon, Kevin Zak & Philip Taratula
Additional Music & Lyrics: Josh Lamon
The tiny town of Cabot Cove Maine has a murder rate that makes Darfur seems like Pleasantville. Not to worry, a geriatric novelist has come to save the day.
Contact Keith: keithvarneywritestuff@gmail.com
MUSICALS:
I GOT FIRED: A SORT OF TRUE REVENGE MUSICAL
Book, Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney
Director: Steve Bebout
An aspiring writer spends six years working in a soul-crushing cubicle. When an evil new boss takes over, he is forced to make a decision that gets him fired. With security guards & everything. Based on a true-ish story. Some names have been changed to protect the guilty.
THE ROAD HOME
Book, Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney
Eighteen years after a tragedy broke them apart, famous musician Matthew returns home to repair his relationship with his childhood best friend Carrie who is running an impossible campaign to be the first black woman ever to represent her district in 1980 North Carolina.
SVU: THE MUSICAL
Book, Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney
An unauthorized parody of a certain legendary long-running NBC series about spectacularly horrible s*x crimes.
BLOODY BLOODY JESSICA FLETCHER: A MUSICAL PARODY
Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney
Book: Josh Lamon, Kevin Zak & Philip Taratula
Additional Music & Lyrics: Josh Lamon
Director: Dan Knechtges
The tiny town of Cabot Cove Maine has a murder rate that makes Darfur seems like Pleasantville. Not to worry, a geriatric novelist has come to save the day.
ELWAY: THE MUSICAL
Book, Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney
John Elway loves football. John Elway loves the Denver Broncos. Can he win the Superbowl and save the city of Denver? A comedic fable about the sheer awesomeness of professional football & the awesomeness of musical theater.
THE OTHER SEX
Book: Keith Varney
Lyrics: Keith Varney & Jillian Louis
Music: Jason Debord & Keith Varney
The gender tables get turned.
JOSHUA: THE MUSICAL
Book: Thomas Hallett​
Music & Lyrics: Keith Varney (as Theo Carver)
Based on the novel by Joseph Girzone & the Bristol Bay Productions Film
A mysterious man shows up in the small town of Auburn & changes everything.
Other Stuff Keith Made:
BOOKS:
The Dead Circle (Apocalpytic Zombie Horror): www.amazon.com...
Beneath the Snow (Apocalpytic Horror): www.amazon.com...
The Farmer and the Two-Faced Lord (Picture book parody): www.amazon.com...
MUSIC:
Momentum (Debut Album): / momentum
PODCASTS:
Keith & Mike Watch Star Trek Deep Space Nine:
• K&M Watch Deep Space Nine
Look at My Star Trek Toys (Action Figure Review Show)
• Star Trek Toys
Out of Practice Podcast (Episode Recap & Review of The Practice)
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Wisdom of One (Comedy D&D)
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