Bloodhound Gang - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe 

Ninth track of the One Fierce Beer Coaster (LP) by Bloodhound Gang released in 3rd December, 1996. (C) 1996 Geffen Records, Inc.
Lyrics by Jimmy Pop and Duran Duran.
Yeah, well I sing like an amputee though. Why?
'Cause can't hold a note, can't carry a tune.
Knock, knock Mr. Rogers, it's Mr. Mc' Feelie
I've brought you a letter, speedy delivery
Well Mr. Mc' Feelie, if there's postage due
You can go fuck yourself, like Captain Kangaroo
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. Mc' Feelie shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you, don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house, you're just my fuckin' mailman?
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end I still have no friends
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends
You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
But in the end you still have no friends
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
You are my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too o
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat spam from the can, watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran