Hoo doggie, these videos won't stop getting longer, and I won't stop making them. By next year, I'll be making full blown documentaries, so let's try not to do that. Also, next big upload will be on Bloons Monkey City, and also, I was not sponsored by Honey (if you thought that somehow), but hey, there are probably worse decisions a company can make than sponsoring me.
How to beat all boss bloons: Bloonarius~ insult him with fat jokes and touch him with real life dart (because real life dart can destroy any type of bloon fully), Lych~ take a real life wooden stake and stab that vampire, Vortex~ insult him and make Fusty hug him and then put him into bloon chipper. "He ran fast and died faster" -Spy from Team Fortress 2
@@thiagotengamer9316 boomer? As in the boomerang monkey who first made its debut in bloons tower defense 2? Who throws a boomerang in an arc that can hit up to 3 targets? Who’s notable upgrades are lightsaber thrower, glaive lord, perma charge and Moab domination?
For basic lych, the standard tack zone, super brittle, cripple moab on strong and glue storm is a very good combo and can defeat the first 3 tiers, IF u buff the tack zone with both Geraldo's see invisible potion and sharpening stone, using the nft for dummy money will get you an anti bloon for t4 and with more farming, it is possible to get a legend of the night, super glue is another support u will want just make sure to give it the see invis potion so it can stall the resurrected ddt's, which are slightly faster than a pink bloon. In co-op having someone with Gwen is very good to as the heat it up also is not consumed by lych, every hero buff cannot be eaten by lych. DO NOT USE ABSOLUTE ZERO the ability is an ice monkey buff and lych eats it
I think there may be a third method. Vortex smites the towers. Monkes get killed and their replacements have to get there, and machines need to be fixed.
some dude who didn’t go to college: it’s night time, so the big plane won’t see well meaning it will crash into the monkeys and kill them all Me being very confused on how the operator of the boat is managing to control a bunch of RC planes all at once, while having nothing but lamps and a bunch of limbs that somehow are operating all of them: … hauh
Vortex’s story (Final) This story will be *shocking!* ???: Give me the utmost spotlight… or else… On radio: Or else what? ???: I. WILL. ELECTROCUTE. YOU! Agent: Yikes! Can you tell me your name? ???: Oh! Perhaps I should introduce myself with a musical number! ??? (Singing): Hello! I am king of the skies! Leads your demise! The master of air, I play unfair! Leads the stage! Made many plays! Shocker of many, you won’t stand any. Chance! My name… is vortex! Bow! Bow! Agent: Whoa! That was great! I’m not lying! Vortex: Thank you! I want to be the best! But we must FIGHT! It’ll be… the ULTIMATE TEST! Tier 1 entry Vortex: I will DESTROY you! Break a leg, adieu! On radio: Vortex is tricky! He’s fast AND bulky! The only downside is that he doesn’t summon minions, he stuns nearby towers. Vortex: You found my weakness!? You fools still don’t stand a chance! Agent: Oh no… Tier 1 failure Agent: We lost… ???: Good job! Vortex: Cousin! How equisite! Why, it’s my friend bloonarius! Agent: What!? W-w-hy? Bloonarius: You fought me! Also, we’re cousins! Agent: Agentlogic.exe has stopped working On radio: You okay? Agent: I-uh-I-why-the… HECK! YOU TWO LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! ???: Why ‘ya acting like that, agent? Vortex: He doesn’t understand. Me and bloonarius are a duo that is grand! ???: Can you stop your rhyming shenanigans? Vortex: How savage! You’ll soon be ravaged! ???: Well, as lych, I don’t think that’ll happen! Tier 1 Victory On radio: Good job! Four to go! Vortex: How drab! This is very bad! But I’ll be back! Agent: We know! On radio: O…k. Tier 2 Entry Vortex: I am back, for another attack! It’s a surprise, and it’ll lead to your demise! Agent: Yikes! On radio: He only has 62,800 health. Agent: Oh. Never mind! Vortex: You are ruining my envision of victory! Agent: Who cares? Tier 2 Failure Vortex: This was great! Now, back to the stage! Bloonarius: Wow! That was the best I’ve seen today! Agent: Why do you even rhyme? Vortex: You… monster! Tier 2 Victory Vortex: No! How did this happen!? On radio: Three to go! We’ll be done in no time! Agent: That’s great! Vortex: Ugh… this is terrible! Tier 3 Entry Vortex: Your doom will soon come, and then you’ll sucumb. On radio: He has 294,000 hp now! Agent: No we won’t! We can handle it! Vortex: I’ll be causing havoc, and it’ll be a disaster! Tier 3 Failure Vortex: I won! This was fun! Agent: Not for me… On radio: We’ll see… Tier 3 Victory Vortex: Sacre bleu! How’d I lose!? Agent: Me! Vortex: I’ll be back, for another attack! On radio: Yikes! Tier 4 Entry Vortex: I’m almost done, but the pain has just begun! Agent: Oh no… On radio: Face your fears! Agent: O-o-o-okay… Tier 4 Failure Vortex: Yes! I’m the best! Agent: I’ve failed… Tier 4 Victory Vortex: How!? You were supposed to go down! Agent: We got this! On Radio: Yeah! This’ll be no issue! Tier 5 Entry Vortex: No more rhymes, I’m taking you down! Agent: No you won’t! Tier 5 Defeat Vortex: Finally, my rhymes pay off! On Radio: No! Agent, how could this happen? Agent: Uh…. M.A.D: We tried. Agent: I guess that matters. Tier 5 Victory Agent: We did it! Hi-fi- ow! M.A.D: Sorry. Engineer Monkey: Those were missiles. You can hi-five me. Agent: Hi-five! On Radio: Great job! Vortex: I WILL BE BACK! YOU’VE ONLY WON ONCE, AND I WILL COME BACK! Bloonarius: Cousin! Lych: Friend!
i dont know if any of you noticed but the girl next to the jason guy's clip from the video where he mentions about him buying burger king and stuff off the dark web looks like she's being held hostage and forced to smile
How to boss event: dart monke Benjamin F A R M- Tack Zone Greed Greed harder GREED HARDER! MORE MONEY!!!!!! MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE- M.A.D. Yet more farm, merchant boats, whatever, just make MORE MONEYYYYY!!!!!! Paragon, preferably Ascended Shadow Get a good paragon. GET ALL THE PARAGONS! SEND THE BOSS TO THE SEVENTH LAYER OF F- [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] -ING HECK WITH THE OTHERS!
Remember how he said that the big plane can’t see cuz it’s night time? I thing ninja kiwi saw this cuz the bigger plane has lights if u make it strong enough
