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Blubbery Edging Pig with Jim Norton | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 116 

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian ‪@JimNortonComedy‬ check out his live dates at Jimnorton.com 👀 Norton is a comedy LEGEND and hosts Jim and Sam on Sirius XM ! You know him from way back, to the Opie and Anthony days back to the times he was telling stories with Patrice live on air about hiding a crack smoking prostitute in his grandmother's basement. Who was pregnant by the way! 😅 We learn of what a huge Ozzy Osbourne fan Norton is to the point he bough him 18lbs worth of books for his birthday! The two talk about comedians being sober today and how they've replaced it with different vices -- Norton has replaced it with hookers in Las Vegas. But not anymore as his is in a committed relationship to where the two relate on what it is to have a girlfriend. Chris is off to Italy with his girlfriend but needed help with a physical gift, but Prada is giving us problems!!
The two weigh in on Spanish Actress Impregnates w Son Sperm and if that is incest? Also what do we think happened to the Taliban capturing British RU-vidr? It's ALL CHAOS! Listen, watch and share babes!! 🙆🏼‍♂️
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00:00 Chrissy Chaos
1:09 Welcome Jim Norton!
3:06 Evolving in Comedy!!
5:30 Dirty Text Cheating
7:40 Bud Light - Who cares!!
10:01 Numbers Don’t Need to Tell Norton
11:51 Ruined a Relationship on Radio
14:24 Pregnant Prostitute Living in the basement
15:40 Young Norton Pranks
18:51 Honey Babe!
20:15 Arcade and Crank
23:00 Sober Comedians
24:32 Blubbery Edging Pig
27:56 Biggest Ozzy Osbourne Fan
32:41 Biggest 1975 Fan
35:20 Hello Fresh!
37:30 Spanish Actress Impregnates w Son Sperm
40:16 Fuck Prada
41:28 Don’t Care about Easter
42:12 Taliban Captures British RU-vidr
44:10 Check Ticket Counts
49:10 Ebb and Flows of Comedy
52:00 Dating a Prostitute
56:01 Chrissy Sicily
57:45 Comedy Tours Traveling World
1:03:00 Anxiety Leaving NY
1:04:16 Love to Drive
1:05:40 Fake Ghost Story
1:06:37 Comedic Integrity !!
1:07:38 Jimnorton.com

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@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy Год назад
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@mikeross3122
@mikeross3122 Год назад
After watching you on Gutfeld I know your a racist and this wanting to be a woman stuff is real. I doubt you'll be back on ever. Your not that funny
@chrisgray5685
@chrisgray5685 Год назад
P Ppl ppllpp
@MrVacca
@MrVacca Год назад
Do a second show in Albany please?!?
@Nics-D-Ace
@Nics-D-Ace Год назад
Christories makes me genuinely happy
@dales855
@dales855 Год назад
So happy Jim is making the podcast rounds
@AqueousMantra
@AqueousMantra Год назад
"Stanley, let's throw some hot oil on him." has stuck with me for years. So funny that it stuck with Chris too
@DissentingDogLevi
@DissentingDogLevi Год назад
That part where they smash melted ice cream in the shag car seats and get chocolate all over a old man's back 😆
@cmcampbell1000
@cmcampbell1000 Год назад
That fucking line just randomly pops in my head from time to time and has for ever. Glad to know Im not the only weird obsessed loser!
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 Год назад
Those áre prison shenanigans.
@Loe_Jist
@Loe_Jist Год назад
"Hey whore, have some mustard!" will come up in my brain sometimes and I'll giggle
@M_C__studio
@M_C__studio 5 месяцев назад
And Patrice’s reaction was absolutely perfect during that segment. “NORTON WAS A FUCKIN’ MENACE!!”
@mikestory2891
@mikestory2891 Год назад
I am soooo glad Jimmy is doing podcasts. Norton has made me laugh more in my lifetime than any other person. From O&A to Jim and Sam and just Jim Norton comedy. "The Best"
@lonnielynn9566
@lonnielynn9566 Год назад
Facts, he might not be the best stand up ever but he's the funniest overall person ever. The birds stealing the oil is one if his funniest moments
@Loe_Jist
@Loe_Jist Год назад
​​​@@lonnielynn9566 THOSE BIRDS ARE THIEVES! ALL OF THEM! Jim Norton and Nick Mullen have made me laugh harder and more consistently than any other comedians
@mikestory2891
@mikestory2891 Год назад
@@lonnielynn9566 Agreed 100% Lonnie. That is exactly what i have said for years. He might not be the best standup, but pure funny, no one is quicker and funnier then Jimmy!
@ThisGuy_Again
@ThisGuy_Again Год назад
@@lonnielynn9566 agreed when it comes to specials but I’ve seen a lot of these guys live and I have to say no crowd was louder and hunched over laughing like when I saw Jim at the laugh factory
@lonnielynn9566
@lonnielynn9566 Год назад
@this guy again his stand up is great to me but it never was as big as it should have been.
@buttsauce514
@buttsauce514 Год назад
Stanley go back and throw hot oil on him is one of my favorite O&A stories of all time.
@ibeberger
@ibeberger Год назад
Immediately did the "Hey Staaanley" voice in my living room to nobody as soon as it got mentioned 🤣
@PowuhToSeven
@PowuhToSeven Год назад
I died laughing at that one and where they're making fun of Neil Patrick Harris.
@James-xj4ho
@James-xj4ho Год назад
One of the best O&A clips ever. Jim Norton Childhood stories. Patrice O'Neal dying about how much of a dirt bag he was
@tannercellardoor
@tannercellardoor Год назад
A couple years ago on Jim and Sam they had the original "Stanley" in studio and I imagined him to be a maniac, but he seemed to be very chill older man who didn't exactly seem too excited to talk about his past
@Blackhawks19_xx
@Blackhawks19_xx Год назад
“Hey whore have some mustard.”
@Quickkill6658
@Quickkill6658 Год назад
Jimmy is always a great guest
@RG-tm7uq
@RG-tm7uq Год назад
Ehh
@vincent2053
@vincent2053 Год назад
@@RG-tm7uq Good point
@mikeyt2404
@mikeyt2404 Год назад
Wow I can’t tell you how violently uncomfortable someone calling Jim Norton Jimmy just made me
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 Год назад
@@mikeyt2404 but this Is jacket Jimmy!
@bigmoose99
@bigmoose99 Год назад
Doug Bell is better
@vincentmorrelli3025
@vincentmorrelli3025 Год назад
Not only is Jim hilarious but he also knows to laugh at jokes about himself.. dudes the ideal comic and it's why he will always be great
@Nics-D-Ace
@Nics-D-Ace Год назад
Thanks for being a Fan buddy
@RowenJ420
@RowenJ420 Год назад
Jim is hilarious
@macalistermullen
@macalistermullen Год назад
Amazing interview! Chris and homeless pimp are both asking real fan questions. Thanks everyone!
@adamzaki6232
@adamzaki6232 Год назад
Been digging back into some old O&A lately. Jim is a legend
@wrathofricky
@wrathofricky Год назад
Great chemistry I could listen to Jim and Chris all the time
@dannybhoy2739
@dannybhoy2739 Год назад
You guy's have great chemistry podcast was awesome
@robertberkel-hoffman2948
@robertberkel-hoffman2948 Год назад
Gotta love the Pimpy voiceover in ads when Chrissy fumbles
@ballzzd33p29
@ballzzd33p29 Год назад
Jim norton is an absolute treat. What a delightful young boy.
@dmoney668
@dmoney668 Год назад
Haaa
@613and802
@613and802 Год назад
AHBD
@BILLYJ33
@BILLYJ33 Год назад
Jim Norton laugh compilations are my go to videos for a good laugh when I NEED a good laugh
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse Год назад
OMG - The GREAT Jim Norton! Two openly gay, proud men... I LO❤️E it!! Epic guest! ❤❤
@SudsiestGoblin1
@SudsiestGoblin1 Год назад
Jim saw the recent pics of Chris in a wig and booked a visit immediately.
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 Год назад
😂😂😂
@Ottophil
@Ottophil Год назад
He has TT jerry on speed dial as “s&M fantasy girl”
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 Год назад
@@Ottophil omg 👏 😂
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce Год назад
I wonder how disappointed he was when he showed up and Chrissy wasn't in the wig.
@eggbertreviews1477
@eggbertreviews1477 Год назад
You can always tell when chris is into a guest. He gave Jimmy respect and jimmy was real. Not over the top. 10/10 episode guys.
@Nics-D-Ace
@Nics-D-Ace Год назад
Another SCATHING review LOOK OUT FELLAS Eggbert IS WATCHING
@Loe_Jist
@Loe_Jist Год назад
Jim Norton looks a lot like my Uncle Paul. When I was a kid, Paul would clumsily spill paint or soda on my clothes whenever I visited him. But he was always so kind to wash them. I was smaller than him so he didn't have anything for me to wear while he did laundry. We'd pass the time in between with tickle fights. Such a nice man.
@Nics-D-Ace
@Nics-D-Ace Год назад
Dylan
@Nics-D-Ace
@Nics-D-Ace Год назад
It's Pauly......
@Nics-D-Ace
@Nics-D-Ace Год назад
TEXT BACK 😢
@sanyajain1393
@sanyajain1393 Год назад
I just love jim norton.. loved the conversation so absurd and funny😂
@hiphophistorycanada
@hiphophistorycanada 9 месяцев назад
I met this guy twice in Montreal and he is the most down to earth Celebrity Comedian i have ever met.
@Shoba14
@Shoba14 Год назад
We need regular joe Jim Norton
@bigmoose99
@bigmoose99 Год назад
He grabs his lunch pail and goes to work just like the rest of us.
@poyoloko1961
@poyoloko1961 Год назад
The peeled turtle!
@malikshabazz2065
@malikshabazz2065 Год назад
Nice hair Chris! Thanks so much for coming to Ithaca!!! Great show, you and Mike killed it!
@65thhitman86
@65thhitman86 Год назад
Goddam Jim is the definition of a Legend.. he's legit the only person who can talk about politics like a rational person and shit on both liberals and conservatives
@richardandrade9418
@richardandrade9418 Год назад
Pimps just adds to crissys anxiety lol
@Blackhawks19_xx
@Blackhawks19_xx Год назад
We need to get jimmy and titi jerry together.
@Kevin12321
@Kevin12321 Год назад
Chrissy keto lookin like a damn stud these days. That fasting window is doing work babes
@5chris520
@5chris520 Год назад
I love Norton checkin V's ass out. When she turns aways after giving them coffee. Lol 😂😂😂
@josef2012
@josef2012 Год назад
Scumbags never die.
@joshuavanhee4844
@joshuavanhee4844 Год назад
4:26 had me dying! Pimp's running wild with them stock backgrounds hahahaha
@christianvoorhees69
@christianvoorhees69 Год назад
It's, borderline, insanity how different Norton & myself are yet year after year, he shocks me by how much I agree with him. Shoutout Chrissy Calaphate
@naytbeckwith1540
@naytbeckwith1540 Год назад
He started comedy the day I was born 😂
@pt190
@pt190 Год назад
Great editing behind Chris Homless pimp that was a funny touch. I’m going to see Jimmy in Bethlehem next month I’m thrilled
@maloojisloves6586
@maloojisloves6586 Год назад
Um, OK literally everyone who talks shit about Chrissy’s look is so obviously JEALOUS. Chrissy, you look GREAT - very put together and stylish! A large majority of men cannot pull that kind of style off. I’m glad Jim addressed this in the beginning. Great guest by the way. I love it when the conversation keeps flowing. This was fun to watch & listen to. ❤M
@iAmRob0
@iAmRob0 Год назад
“She rung out one of his sheets…. Ohh now.” Love ya Jim!
@monkeydotbizness
@monkeydotbizness Год назад
Jim Norton is easily one of the funniest people of all time 🙏
@drewS456
@drewS456 11 месяцев назад
"My family would come to my shows and there'd be 8 people there, they were 6 of them" 💀
@dannybhoy2739
@dannybhoy2739 Год назад
Uncle Paul Chip Regular joe Jim is always so funny ❤
@MattRamn
@MattRamn Год назад
Ted Sheckler
@luisc2975
@luisc2975 Год назад
There has never been a time I hear Jim Norton talk and I don’t laugh hysterically!! 🤣🤣 one in my ass one in my mouth💀
@Bittamin
@Bittamin Год назад
One in the pink and two in the stink babe
@whenwasthat
@whenwasthat Год назад
@@Bittamin 🙄
@gabe1ist
@gabe1ist Год назад
Jimmy Norton, the benjamin button of comedy. Him and Bobby lookin better by the day.
@johng.4711
@johng.4711 Год назад
Why don’t you marry him then tsssss
@JB-kg1zv
@JB-kg1zv Год назад
bobby is disgusting what the hell are you talking about. I'll be glad when hes gone.
@markhayhurst1496
@markhayhurst1496 Год назад
lol lol lol lol . . . can't stop laughing
@Charlie-M
@Charlie-M Год назад
Hey Stanley throw some motor oil on that guy 😂
@queenbeeshana
@queenbeeshana Год назад
Ahhhh...little Jimmy Norton. First stand-up I ever saw live was Jimmy Norton, Bill Burr and a couple other comedians traveling with Dave Atell. Love Jimmy! Great episode Chrissy!
@xXcLuSiv3GriNgA
@xXcLuSiv3GriNgA Год назад
the gold looks so good on you Chrissy! Hell yeh! the glow up
@thehaleybird
@thehaleybird Год назад
I love Chirs's look! His glasses remind me of my guido grandfather from Brooklyn. I hope Chrissy Old School lives forever!
@anthonyvitali2832
@anthonyvitali2832 Год назад
Great episode of Bobby Kelly! Looking great!
@shaiapouf420
@shaiapouf420 Год назад
Been listening to lil yimmy since i was 15 at 27 i know alot about the guy. Messing with lady di was to funny.
@josueramirez1372
@josueramirez1372 Год назад
What can you be afraid? Man I remember 2 years in a row here recently I took a trip to Alaska to meet my best friend from all the way from Florida easy peasy. Had a blast.
@trealexander4808
@trealexander4808 Год назад
Watched his special last night! LOVE IT!
@tonicassis619
@tonicassis619 Год назад
Experiences are better than materialistic gifts
@RGEF1006
@RGEF1006 Год назад
If Brendan Sagalow went to prison he’d be Brendan Sag ‘em low.
@Loe_Jist
@Loe_Jist Год назад
Sag-so-low's attempt at a rapping career is already douchy enough. The last thing he needs is any sort of street cred as an ex-con. He'd go all in on a rap career.
@Nics-D-Ace
@Nics-D-Ace Год назад
​@@Loe_Jist your comment only makes me like his Rap more tbh
@aliciainbloom
@aliciainbloom Год назад
33:14 LMFAO! I really thought the dude from 1975 didn’t like our Chrissy. Omg can never tell when this guy is making up a story 😂
@monsieurdildo
@monsieurdildo Год назад
He held it for sooo long too, such commitment ! such wow ! 😂😂
@aliciainbloom
@aliciainbloom Год назад
@@monsieurdildo 🤣🤣🤣
@lithium23
@lithium23 Год назад
9:00 Jim: "I DONT CARE IF THEY ENDORSE HITLER ILL STILL BUY" while he literally boycotts Chick-Fil-A to this day.
@slim710.
@slim710. Год назад
I love how Chris answers a simple yes or no question with 10 sentences that don’t even give an answer whatsoever
@sca8217
@sca8217 10 месяцев назад
Lil Yimmy is turning into such an older gen'leman.
@jeffcole75
@jeffcole75 Год назад
as an idiot kid we used to take shopping carts run full speed in the parking lot and just let them go and slam in to cars.... real anti social behavior looking back at it lol thank God no camera phones existed
@josef2012
@josef2012 Год назад
Congrats?
@mrgalactus7264
@mrgalactus7264 Год назад
Jimmy is my favourite guest of any show.
@jlshel42
@jlshel42 Год назад
Free Roaming Testosterone is what Norton’s dates leave on his chin
@emjay2d
@emjay2d Год назад
didnt expect this at all.. i love jim :D
@3Tacos1coke
@3Tacos1coke Год назад
Love you for everything you are Chris. Another great episode.
@missalbania9260
@missalbania9260 Год назад
Love me some Yimmy Norton
@mbwright82
@mbwright82 Год назад
Jim Norton is the best.
@deedra54
@deedra54 Год назад
Thanks, Jim Norton! My tweet: After much consideration on this topic. I do find it laughable. Holding a beer company to some high moral standard when alcohol destroys so many lives across the country due to how many people can't figure out how to "drink responsibly" 🤷‍♀️
@mattyicemadebeats6320
@mattyicemadebeats6320 Год назад
Wow 2 old legends have told you to go to Australia 😂Chrissy is the biggest legend he doesn’t need to listen to them!
@ZiggaRats
@ZiggaRats Год назад
no one can deliver a, "you stink", like Norton
@nickhachi
@nickhachi Год назад
Colin Quinn does it the best imo lol
@faiiiryriiing
@faiiiryriiing Год назад
Keith Robinson is also great at this
@ZiggaRats
@ZiggaRats Год назад
wow, some real comedy fans. Jim, Colin, and Keith are the three living masters of the 'you stink'. rip Patrice
@philliphaywood6742
@philliphaywood6742 Год назад
Rick glassman and Chrissy chaos would be magical
@SlimTimmi
@SlimTimmi Год назад
He been on bro
@TheMeTreeHouse
@TheMeTreeHouse Год назад
Basic business class: Find a product that isn't readily available and produce that product, the packaging doesn't matter as long as the product is good.
@Nics-D-Ace
@Nics-D-Ace Год назад
Aye yo ITS GOOOODDDD shove it up the donkey it DONT MATTAAAAA The PRODUCT is good Slap some pizza on there and blow a trouser loogy all over it IT DONT MATTAAAAA THE PRODUCT SO GOOD YOU COULD PACKAGE IT ANYWAY YOU WANT
@bobross5079
@bobross5079 Год назад
Dude ,.. the diver and fish green screen foolery ,. i'm not high ,..but I had to ask myself if I was ?! brilliant
@SurpriseMurder
@SurpriseMurder Год назад
You can take the "gahbage" out NY, but you can't take the NY out the "gahbage" -some Guido from joisey, probably
@mattbrcs
@mattbrcs Год назад
The super maximum retro show needs to be available more places that’s the problem with viewership
@posdj1363
@posdj1363 Год назад
Chrissy is dressed like every Wayans brother
@Nics-D-Ace
@Nics-D-Ace Год назад
Joke works just as well if you s take out the word "Wayans"
@kanifalam7835
@kanifalam7835 Год назад
Carlito Chrissy's gonna come see you in a different way
@faiiiryriiing
@faiiiryriiing Год назад
Jimmy is such a sweet boy
@pedroferreira2062
@pedroferreira2062 Год назад
Chrissy Carlito! New mythical figure!
@anthonyjaneiro644
@anthonyjaneiro644 Год назад
Just keep making content Chrissy ,funny as hell
@daxterrack
@daxterrack Год назад
35:56 lol😂😂😂
@methosb
@methosb Год назад
Just had an international flight on Qantas. They had wifi.
@robertzamudio1987
@robertzamudio1987 Год назад
Jim "10 sets of 10 pull ups" Norton
@EvilSmonker
@EvilSmonker 8 месяцев назад
Wish the Chippah could come too one day if he has time in his schedule.
@ArcKless710
@ArcKless710 Год назад
was secretly hoping from an appearance from the Chippah
@powersv2
@powersv2 Год назад
3mins in and we get a Doug Bell Reference.
@Lost9am-5pm
@Lost9am-5pm Год назад
Just got done with the pod loved it
@rdp430
@rdp430 Год назад
Lol
@shiiswii4136
@shiiswii4136 Год назад
jim norton is a god
@jprz3837
@jprz3837 Год назад
31:15 can’t ever take the Dawg outta earthworm Jim.
@SB-io7le
@SB-io7le Год назад
You better propose in Sicily
@sambbk7203
@sambbk7203 Год назад
I love that Jim knows that Qantas still doesn't have wifi, 5 years later.
@Scottaaa
@Scottaaa Год назад
I support you in your transition
@SchizSchool
@SchizSchool Год назад
Jim has never once been easy to look at
@meghanxox
@meghanxox Год назад
Shoutout to Benders! ⚰️
@515419ds
@515419ds Год назад
Chris is so simpin for jaz
@somecsguy9824
@somecsguy9824 Год назад
Seriously the more he talks about her the more you realize how high maintenance she is it's awful. The sicily birthday gift thing is sad. Don't put up with that shit it's only gonna get worse year after year
@KOSMS
@KOSMS Год назад
we need an episode with chrissy with his shirt off !!
@luckyluc03
@luckyluc03 Год назад
Whenever I meet or hear of a Stanley, I think of hot oil and a hitchhiker. So many of my quick thoughts are triggered by old Jimmy stories. I need help! 😅
@chellie7887
@chellie7887 Год назад
I miss the old Chrissy 😊
@jackof1trade
@jackof1trade Год назад
Jim is the man. Your special was great dude. Stop by the bonfire soon.
@oliverpuhp8287
@oliverpuhp8287 Год назад
Jimmy! 🙌🏼
@mrt601
@mrt601 Год назад
I'll be featuring at the Glen meadow cemetery home tickets are going fast don't miss out
@oakabielb5406
@oakabielb5406 Год назад
Little Yimmy!!
@allpat
@allpat Год назад
Generations of chaos here ❤
@revmaxproductions
@revmaxproductions Год назад
Chrissy Cartier is back
@SandpaperTTV
@SandpaperTTV Год назад
49:30 the hermeticist learns to negate the swing through their own willpower, basically hopping off the pendulum at the neutral.
@teresawright4748
@teresawright4748 Год назад
Love you Jimmy!!!!!!
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