bnha/mha - texts | What if you were Immortal? - a Danplan skit 

If an immortal person got pregnant, could their child ALSO end up being immortal?

"We all were under a mutual agreement that you guys would be the ones to lose your minds first" Are they not aware that TodoIidaDeku is the murdersquad? 😂😂

"Immortality is a lonely existence." To paraphase every vampire ever.

This is funny for me because before last night me and my brother were talking about what we would do with immortality

I feel like tokoyami is blaming darkshadow when he's the one doing it so he doesn't look weird

Sato: “Sometimes we won’t be prepared for the unexpected, even if we say to expect it...” Me: *screaming* “THE SPANISH INQUISITION” Sato: “AHHHHH”

"Technically speaking we are immortal until we die" - my boyfriend But they do have very good pionts

Kaminari:"What about the big *** one on your face?" half expected Todoroki to say "that's emotional too"

Sero: 'losingnanyone you love... its gotta suck' Todoroki: 'i wish my dad was dead and i would not care'

Ajin is that old anime/manga about morality where selected people can't die. Instead they grow stronger and stronger everyday.

Todoroki going for the "how did we get here achievement" 😂

Class: does group therapy me: oh no hides in the mindscape and disappears into another galaxy

If I were immortal, I would just be set for life with my anime and head ache vaccines :) Also, I hope the surgery has gone well!!

can you make one of the "can you survive" episodes? its alright if you cant

Shoji: You may not die but you can still feel everything. Painkillers: No

Icyhot: No, but that's physical pain emotional and mental pain lasts a lot longer because the body heals but the minds doesn't Mina: Yeah! you tell him daddy issues! Me: Ahahahaha Please! not the daddy issues Momo: Ashido!! Icyhot: Yeah, the mind forgets but they will always have an imprint I don't have any scars from like all the wasp stings or broken bones throughout my life- Pika Pika: what about the big ass one on your face? Me: denki kaminari! * starts laughing * *starts dying of laugher * PLEASE! why mention that Momo: KAMINARI! Denki: Ahh! SORRY! Me: Denki and Mina I can't with you, I would die if I were to hangout with you two then you'll have to tell everyone I died by laughing and tell them it was your fault but HEY! it was the best time of my life!

Y’all need to show me what happened in the ‘movie night’

okay but everyone coming after bakugo really set the mood

Ever since they split up I haven't watched danplan at all. It's like nostalgia watching this

Todoroki: *talking about love and stuff * Them:u good? Me:I'm good physically but not mentally.

Kaminari: I almost feel like a spy! Traitor Kaminari theorists: Almost?

If I were immortal I'd do all the dumb shit I'm too scared at atm For example, I wanna skydive but I'm scared of heights If I were immortal then fuck my fears I'm gonna do it all! Then watch anime as I travel around ✨✨✨✨

Shoto is really out here with memories of losing Touya.... Damn.. 😭

Sago : Maybe you’d just learn to not have an emotional connection Me with my trauma : Bro I learned that when I was like 7

Loved it I saw the purge one in the polls also with the immortality one and that one will be very interesting when it happens

If I as immortal in Bnha, I would probably just live my life out in the wild as some sort of guardian and pretty much be a god among people.

I would freeze myself in a capsule set to unfreeze in ex amount of years or when somebody gets me out. Or put myself somewhere where I cant feel anything and be put in an endless sleep for ex amount of time. So I would be awaken in the future. Maybe do this every 100 years or so(While in the sleep it would feel like an eternity for others but no time for u). But it would be sad knowing everyone you knew before is dead. And the world will end and you will just remain floating into an infinite abyss.. .-.

Can we get a round of applause and appreciate that Busty actually had Mineta say something normal for once? 3:52

The "harvesting your organs for eternity" is actually a Greek legend!

I love Deku as the one making all the crazy scenarios he does it so well

If I were immortal I’d kill m- OH GOD DAMMIT.

Me: *is immortality* Also me: goes to space and accidentally flys into the sun "I guess this is my life now"

Danplan skits are probably the mosttt enjoyable skits I've watch

Off topic but I like how Mineta is not being perverted and how they're not kicking him out of the gc.

Oh, I read a fanfic in which Midoriya has an immortality quirk just yesterday. The first chapters were among the most hilarious I ever read. A bit graphic. I think it was titled Histerical, if someone wants a laugh.

Good to know your surgery went good

2:20 So it’s like how Warriors leadership works.. except that you only have nine lives there , and you get your name changed.. but you have infinite lives.. and you aren’t leader , you’re a normal person , and.. -intense thinking continues -

Anyone seen lost song? The marriage question and their answers kinda proves iida (or hansa) wrong. She was immortal and she lived through her pain for all of her immortal life, to the point where she destroyed the world, even though she knew that it was going to reset itself.

I subscribed cause of the danplan skits 😌👍🏻

Imagine getting a life sentence in jail

Maybe I would enjoy being immortal under the conditions that I could end my immortality whenever I felt like my time has come

I think it would be worth it to experience love and be pained by loss forever, than to forever be empty. If you’re gonna have some kind of aching in your heart no matter what, at least have a happy part where you love and have been loved.

Ahhh!! The dan plan audio brings me back!!!! Ah! Man those where the days TwT I miss when they were friends.

I would spend my immortal life as Zhongli, being immortal and equip knowledge no other person can have makes me either the most knowledgable man in my country or even in the world

i hope you are doing well after the surgery, missed your videos.......the "i got visual "and "into your positions" even bakugo is there for it omg xD.......can you make a tiktok reveal or smth episodes exposing both the deku and baku squad? again ty for the video and keep up the good work

*Immortality is a free ticket to a lifetime of never ending trauma*

I have to say you are one of the best mha gc video maker 👌🏽👍

get well soon :> also i love this trio- like it just f i t s

omg this is amazing 😭 you always make quality content. i'd love to see another bnha danplan skit! your character representation is always spot on.

yesss update from my favorite channel 😭❤️

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

If I was forced into group therapy with a power like deku u I would use the quirk and spin really fast with my arms out so the can’t come near

YEESSSS 17th SEAT BETTER THAN NEVER LETS GO

If I was in Deku's position at the end, where I receive a text from an invisible person. My scream would put Presentation Micheal to shame

3:50 Curiosity may have killed the cat, But satisfaction brought it back.

Please do this one: "Can you survive 'Us'?". (Deku = Dan, Bakugo = Steven, Todo = Hosa, 'Speedy' = Jay - My suggestion, for what you do is your choice.)

YOU LISTEN TO ME. YOU TAKE YOUR TIME AND GET BETTER OK?!

I love how this channel doesn't bully mineta like other channels does lmao

u are the best! hope u get better soon!

I love these kinds of video's lol

Yass back to it and get well soon

Imagine a lifetime sentence in prison while your immortal- 💀

OMG THATS DANPLAN I love Danplan Especially hosuh Steven and Jay

Imagine like somebody stealing your kidney or something then you want to regenerate so you jump off a cliff but dont die and then you have the feel that horrible pain until you actually find a way to die

Hope you get well soon 🤗

Just imagine getting life in prison after being immortal

Okay so i'm gonna be serious here i need more Danplan skit's it's just too good

you should do 1 word at a time next

wait a min with the marriage or cut ties the marragige option sounds like melodies bc he could never run away from his love

I love your Danplan Videos

Mineta: curiosity killed the cat... Me: yea...but satisfaction brought it back 😃

Iida as Hosuh is absolutely ✨fantastic✨

I love these danplan skits 😁

“ all of us are immortal until we did” - a wise but stupid guy I got this from

Get well mate, also if you can do the one word at a time skit next

We need more if this kind of vids

Just a little while I starting watching your videos and honesty there funny and cool

By then end of this, I was laughing my head off! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Great video! I hope you're recovery is going well!!! ❤️😊

for those who are confused like me at the part where Iida said the name or word Ajin, here's a little bit of context of Ajin. Seventeen years before the beginning of the series, the Ajin were first discovered in Africa, when a soldier fighting on the battlefields rose from the dead countless times.[1] This earned him the name "Soldier of God (神の兵 Kami no Hei?)", and he soon became famous throughout the country he was fighting in. When word got out, an American government organization captured him and confirmed his immortality. While they tried to suppress this information from the public, it was simply too big, and it quickly became public knowledge. Immortality(of Ajin) The defining trait of all Ajin is their immortality. They are unable to die under any circumstances, such as being completely crushed, decapitated, or even due to malnutrition. The exact mechanism of this is unknown but Ikuya Ogura suggested that the only way it is possible would be because they possess an unknown matter in their body which replaces any body tissues or nutrients lost. An Ajin's wounds begin healing immediately after a revival and it only takes a few seconds. However, they only begin to heal after dying, or "resetting", otherwise their injuries will only heal at a natural rate. his resetting doesn't heal physical deformities that the user was born with, however, as shown in Okuyama's case. This reinforced the statement that Ajin always return to their original state, even if that state is not 100% functional.

If they tried Mina's plan on me I would go absolutely feral. Like, I would destroy everything in the room.

Now I want to know how the group therapy is😂

ain't nobody finna make me do no group therapy

13:17 Dude, I got over my ex in less than 2 weeks, who the hell you calling insensitive? 🤣

*Me when I hear “being taken to therapy”* : FAWK NAW! STAY DE FAWK AWAY FROM MEH! 😠🔪🗡🔫

I like these Dan plan skits

I love the video your amazing and also I wish I found your channel earlier and I hope for a quick and beautiful recovery!

If I had immortality, I’d just fight my brother. But, at the same time, I honestly can’t imagine the eternal guilt if I actually killed him. I don’t want immortality.

I always liked these kinda videos. It makes realize how much I want friends

Glad your surgery went well bless you

Thank you for including more Aoyama he is king✨✨

Yay I’m early! Amazing video btw

“I don’t have any scars from like all the wasp stings or broken bones throughout my life-“ “What about the big @ss one on your face?” *NOOOOO- 🫖*

WAIT WHAT SURGERY ARE U OKAY 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

You are immortal That aint work of quirk You are now buddy-buddy with AFO

Someone: breathes Kirishima: So manly

Could You Do "Can You Become A Superhero Part 1-2" or "One Word At A Time"

Imagine getting the death penalty but you’re immortal

I'm so happy that your recovering from your surgery! :D Though, I'm a week late. Hope your not feeling any pain!

Todoroki: yeah physical pain doesn't really leave a huge mark and mental pain does and just so sad Everybody: "mind" aw that's so sad 😢😢😢 Denki: what about that big a*s one on your face Me: "don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh" Also me: aw f**k it HAHAHA