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Board Result & Engineer Job | Stand-Up Comedy by Mayank Pandey 

Mayank Pandey
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#BoardsResults#CBSE#StandupComedy
These are some of the Jokes on Engineer's job and board results
For bookings contact:
Mayank1689@gmail.com
Fb : / mayankcomic
Instagram : / mayankcomic
Twitter : / myaankp
Shot at Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon
Production by Akshit Arora

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5 май 2019

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@mayankpandey960
@mayankpandey960 5 лет назад
For future shows follow me on instagram instagram.com/Mayankcomic/
@dharmesh1752
@dharmesh1752 4 года назад
👍
@skandamurgan4378
@skandamurgan4378 4 года назад
Foreign company Mae UK and USA ke festival keliye holiday milti hai ya nhi
@aloktiwari1720
@aloktiwari1720 4 года назад
Sir i am big fan of you
@himanshutiwari9876
@himanshutiwari9876 3 года назад
Bhai Osama civil engineer tha😂😂😂
@riturajsaikia8398
@riturajsaikia8398 3 года назад
New stages how please sir
@dipanshusabharwal
@dipanshusabharwal 5 лет назад
Most of jokes were original and spot on. Nice brother.
@mayankpandey960
@mayankpandey960 5 лет назад
Most nahi saare jokes original hai bhai
@piyushchouhan1591
@piyushchouhan1591 3 года назад
@@mayankpandey960 bhai man gaya apko .. sense of humour 😱😱😱
@shubhamrai7538
@shubhamrai7538 4 года назад
Why is it that only "Engineers"....leave their jobs and become standup comedians😂
@Animallover-iu5yx
@Animallover-iu5yx 4 года назад
Kiuki unke sath zindagi ne majak kiya hai
@parthsemwal6355
@parthsemwal6355 4 года назад
Correction they donot leave their job. They donot have one
@ananyasahu9399
@ananyasahu9399 4 года назад
Also they are entering commerce fields in the end, or being employed by an entrepreneur
@user-eo1vn6cl7h
@user-eo1vn6cl7h 4 года назад
Because he could not clear IIT. and joined private college.
@mandarchincholkar7250
@mandarchincholkar7250 4 года назад
@@user-eo1vn6cl7h achha?? Tera clear ho gaya??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@divyanshchowdhary5264
@divyanshchowdhary5264 5 лет назад
Realistic comparison of software engineer and watchman 🤣🤣.... Loved your video
@satyarocksss
@satyarocksss 4 года назад
Mujhe toh ek labour ki feel aati thi.....subah bas utha ke le jaati thi 8.30 pe aur aate aate shaam ke 8.00 baj jaate thhe....
@tarunrajput3294
@tarunrajput3294 4 года назад
Danda hath me hota hai 😂😂😂
@shashank4583
@shashank4583 4 года назад
Hasi bhi aa rahi hai, aur dukh bhi ho rha hai 😭😂
@WhatchuLookingAt101
@WhatchuLookingAt101 4 года назад
The guy who got 100% was Md. Kaif Mulla got 624 outta 625. After rechecking he got 625 outta 625!!!
@logicalperson8825
@logicalperson8825 2 года назад
Tu Karnataka k hai kya
@bubbles_03bubbles_
@bubbles_03bubbles_ 5 лет назад
11th mai lunga Bio with commerce 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@anantambisht4895
@anantambisht4895 4 года назад
I took chem with commerce... Whats the big deal
@dhruvkapoor4667
@dhruvkapoor4667 4 года назад
@@anantambisht4895 aap wahi overconfidence waale topper hai
@AkshardhamNewDelhi
@AkshardhamNewDelhi 4 года назад
@@anantambisht4895 :
@thedeadman4409
@thedeadman4409 4 года назад
@@dhruvkapoor4667 😂
@anantambisht4895
@anantambisht4895 4 года назад
@@babitavashisth9325 it is called sarcasm my friend ☺️
@mkv6235
@mkv6235 5 лет назад
Dande ki position sab log nhi samejh payenge
@aumdabke463
@aumdabke463 4 года назад
Muzhe samjha de 😕😂 nai samjha mai bhi
@elgoblino5343
@elgoblino5343 4 года назад
@@aumdabke463 guard ke danda haath me hota h... Aur sir ki kalko me
@divyanshupandey1178
@divyanshupandey1178 5 лет назад
Kheer to sooryvanswasm wale amitabh bacchan ne khayi this🤣🤣🤣
@the_stem_genius
@the_stem_genius 5 лет назад
tu yaha commnt kar raha waha kisi ne kheer mai zahar mila diya hai
@divyanshupandey1178
@divyanshupandey1178 5 лет назад
@@the_stem_genius 😂😂😂😂😂
@divyanshupandey1178
@divyanshupandey1178 5 лет назад
@Apurv Prakash heheheh exactly
@narendrapathak5809
@narendrapathak5809 4 года назад
@Apurv Prakash gutka nahi tha bhai wo paan khaya tha😁😁😁
@prabuddhtripathi5992
@prabuddhtripathi5992 4 года назад
@@narendrapathak5809 banaras wala😂😂😂
@stayclashy3433
@stayclashy3433 5 лет назад
Found another enginner doing stand up comdies... Nicely done...
@srikarreddy1751
@srikarreddy1751 5 лет назад
The best break down of mother's theory.. I loved it!! Nailed it man... Great writing!!
@aapkaadhikar4959
@aapkaadhikar4959 5 лет назад
Bio with commerce and LSR me admission👍👍👍👌👌👌☺️☺️☺️
@pranshu1363
@pranshu1363 5 лет назад
😊😊
@itzRadheyMohan
@itzRadheyMohan 5 лет назад
Tum khush bachche ho apne aap me 😂😂😂
@sonusandhu7447
@sonusandhu7447 5 лет назад
@@pranshu1363 know LM. NM Llk ml#dzr
@HimanshuSingh-sf3lc
@HimanshuSingh-sf3lc 5 лет назад
I've heard pcm with eco but what benefit do you even get with bio and commerce? Bio without science?
@dhirendrakumarverma6310
@dhirendrakumarverma6310 4 года назад
Who said that 74%tees are not good in study
@gurpratap
@gurpratap 5 лет назад
2:33 I'm a CA student and I felt that 😂
@pulkitk_04
@pulkitk_04 4 года назад
Gopd luck 👍🏻 , i am sure i will pass in the next 40 years
@mellon2oo6
@mellon2oo6 2 года назад
bhai teri to life set hogi btw kitne sal m clear kiya??
@puneetkaur13
@puneetkaur13 5 лет назад
4:37 KOI JAA K BATAO YAAR BACHO KO JALDI!! 😂😂👏👏 *4:54** Mummy laaj rakh leti hein 😍🙏💝🌹*
@vatsalpurohit3933
@vatsalpurohit3933 5 лет назад
Meanwhile Wasseypur vale ghar me: Saanp ko pal rha tha😂
@ShubhamSingh-xw1eq
@ShubhamSingh-xw1eq 5 лет назад
Time difference between set up and punchline was 👌👌👌
@aniketbelsare3029
@aniketbelsare3029 5 лет назад
I die laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@technologynerdd219
@technologynerdd219 5 лет назад
Tumse na ho payega, humein tumare lachan bahut jharab lag rahe hai
@vatsalpurohit3933
@vatsalpurohit3933 5 лет назад
@@technologynerdd219 😂😂
@luckykabootar1567
@luckykabootar1567 5 лет назад
Bta goli kha maru gand p aant p yaaa bheje m
@adityarai9997
@adityarai9997 5 лет назад
"Woh papa ko naam se bulaane lag jaayega" LOL🤣😆
@amanchaudhary1139
@amanchaudhary1139 3 года назад
I watched all his videos in one go....he is so damn underated....
@abhisheksingh_2416
@abhisheksingh_2416 3 года назад
Mast videos h saare . Simple, light yet so much enjoyable.
@the_stem_genius
@the_stem_genius 5 лет назад
awesome se thoda upr jo jgh hoti hai wahi ye jokes. nice work dude.....
@aamirsuhail2512
@aamirsuhail2512 5 лет назад
Dada bhi aa gaye... Mera bhi haq banta h ... Reminding me😂😂🤣
@funlabs4723
@funlabs4723 4 года назад
Last Line Was Awesome 😂😂😂 *Bamb Bana K Jo Phadi Hai Bush Ki* 🤣🤣🤣
@hirenraviya645
@hirenraviya645 5 лет назад
Action Emotions Gaaliya
@ashishpal6007
@ashishpal6007 4 года назад
Majedar bhai👍👍👍👍🙏🙏
@shauryapatel8629
@shauryapatel8629 5 лет назад
Nice one man .. I attended your show at summerhouse and your content is great 👌🏻 Especially bio with commerce😂😂
@rohittyagi18
@rohittyagi18 5 лет назад
Bhai mazza aa gya, Proud of you, bangalore main bhi kar le show, main first line main baithunga. 😂
@tanvisharma8346
@tanvisharma8346 3 года назад
I couldn't stop laughing for even a sec. My stomach is aching 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@desimemer.1221
@desimemer.1221 5 лет назад
Bio. With commerce 😂😂
@amantyagi8843
@amantyagi8843 5 лет назад
ek dum top.....ek no ki comedy kri hai bhai ne
@GauravKumar-ll9im
@GauravKumar-ll9im 5 лет назад
Maaa to maa hoti he.... Love u very much maa.. 1 like MAA ke liye🙏🙏
@rt5828
@rt5828 4 года назад
ek no.. bro.. ekdum original experience
@aditisinha2271
@aditisinha2271 5 лет назад
🤔😧meko noii pta tha ki aisa law hai....ab maze me ghumungi😂
@WhatNameHere
@WhatNameHere 4 года назад
Thnx bhai... Boht mast neend aa rhi hai sun ke... Roz sun ke sounga
@NarendraKumar-wr8lg
@NarendraKumar-wr8lg 5 лет назад
What a writing. Awesome. Naya masala mila. Thanks
@luvishkhurana6746
@luvishkhurana6746 5 лет назад
Really nice content bro. Keep up the good work.
@misbahsunasara7768
@misbahsunasara7768 5 лет назад
IIT dreams same situation after my 12th science such comedy experience bcoz my situation is same u..i entered science by mistake 😀😀😀 keep it up
@sanchitabhattacharya4045
@sanchitabhattacharya4045 5 лет назад
Wow ... first time commenting on a stand up video ... although i have watched alot stand up till now .. but this is one of the best 🔥
@pranjalbabbar1930
@pranjalbabbar1930 5 лет назад
Mere board mai 69.4% the Or mene PCM lethe..🤣 69
@Mohit_Yadav168
@Mohit_Yadav168 5 лет назад
Fir to aapne bhi 2 saal kafi regret kia hoga... meri tarah 😂😂🤣🤣
@kishoresingh12
@kishoresingh12 5 лет назад
Mere bhi 69.4% same
@sebiandthestars
@sebiandthestars 5 лет назад
It's 69 likes rn. Not gonna ruin it.
@aryanmukadam190
@aryanmukadam190 5 лет назад
66 🤣😂
@anjeshpanwar7825
@anjeshpanwar7825 5 лет назад
Meri 70 thi phir bhi pcm 😂😂 12th me 81😁😂😂
@anuragbhattacharya4682
@anuragbhattacharya4682 5 лет назад
Love your videos Mayank bhai!.. please upload videos more often... 😊
@nishantbangwal8120
@nishantbangwal8120 5 лет назад
I scored 91 percent in class X exams but still treated same in house
@vickyjohn4489
@vickyjohn4489 5 лет назад
Wat job ur doing now ?
@mayankpandey960
@mayankpandey960 5 лет назад
Hahahha
@NishantSharma-tr6xl
@NishantSharma-tr6xl 4 года назад
@@vickyjohn4489 kheti karta hai (general category hai na)
@sakshimishra7370
@sakshimishra7370 4 года назад
Same here
@Randomguy-gf9zp
@Randomguy-gf9zp 4 года назад
Lol i scored 55 percent
@zshn1
@zshn1 2 года назад
Literally awesome video...your jokes are lit and on spot🔥❤️
@rameshbhandari4761
@rameshbhandari4761 5 лет назад
really awesome.....loved it..
@ravindrakumar8181
@ravindrakumar8181 5 лет назад
Great job bro.. & Thanks for this stunning performance.
@anjalimartins412
@anjalimartins412 5 лет назад
It's always the bua 😆🤪isn't it !
@garimapathak2373
@garimapathak2373 5 лет назад
Bua aur unke bachhe sehat ke liye haanikaak hi hota hain....
@MohanKumar-jp4tn
@MohanKumar-jp4tn 3 года назад
5:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sakshi-lb2lj
@sakshi-lb2lj 5 лет назад
😂😂can't stop laughing😂😂.... Savage😂😂😂......
@salildixit007
@salildixit007 5 лет назад
Behatreen bhai .. very much realistic approach .. 👍
@bareetsingh
@bareetsingh 5 лет назад
Specially,Software Engineer aur Watchman wala
@priyalaljani4803
@priyalaljani4803 5 лет назад
Your content is too good !!! Awaiting more videos 🤩
@matthewcables8699
@matthewcables8699 2 года назад
Bhai. Pehli baar dekha aapko. Video ke Second half mein jo pick up kiya hai aapne.. Matlab dil jeet liya. 💖 Bahot badhiya 💖
@santhalabhi5144
@santhalabhi5144 5 лет назад
Jhakhash bro....dil khus kr di aapne ....###❤❤❤❤❤
@Wrestling_things
@Wrestling_things 5 лет назад
hahahahah enki ek bua thhi.... awsome video mayank bhai😅
@vishakha6033
@vishakha6033 5 лет назад
U r superb failure ke saath ese hi hota h 🤣🤣😂😂😂
@ishan_kumar
@ishan_kumar 5 лет назад
Ekdum solid content . hassi ruki nahi rahi thi. :D
@anupamavishwakarma1277
@anupamavishwakarma1277 4 года назад
Bahot sahi bhai... Ek no. Maza aa gya 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nomanseikh5271
@nomanseikh5271 3 года назад
Every line is true 😂😂😂😂
@meetsatra7278
@meetsatra7278 5 лет назад
1:33 I subscribed and like this video for this hilarious joke ❤🔥😂😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏💪💪 keep growing 🙏❤🇮🇳
@akshayarora4817
@akshayarora4817 2 года назад
Very well written jokes, loved it.
@shehnaz53
@shehnaz53 5 лет назад
Thankyou man, it was amazing , laughed alot.
@akarshjaiswal1622
@akarshjaiswal1622 5 лет назад
Awesome !!
@MamtaKumari-ze6vs
@MamtaKumari-ze6vs 5 лет назад
1.5 k dislikes must be from bua ke bacche🤣🤣🤣
@shashankbaranwal0107
@shashankbaranwal0107 5 лет назад
Bhai ultimate video..kya baat ha😀😀
@jazzyxxii
@jazzyxxii 5 лет назад
Last one on osama was lit🔥😂😂😂😂😂
@yeneffer_yor8867
@yeneffer_yor8867 5 лет назад
O my God I laugh so hard that my teeth start to paining....😂I love your comedy may u do more standup in future....
@ashigupta8955
@ashigupta8955 5 лет назад
Randomly got to your video ! You are awesome ! ❤️
@aaronsherwin3751
@aaronsherwin3751 3 года назад
The only vid I enjoyed at every moment 👍👍👍
@priyanshipandey3252
@priyanshipandey3252 5 лет назад
Arrrrreee supeeerrrr Yaar!!
@wtfdudeeee
@wtfdudeeee 5 лет назад
Mayank bhaiii you nailed itttttt love it so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ManjotSD
@ManjotSD 5 лет назад
Best comedy ever. I laughed so hard 😂😂 🤣😅 stress buster
@nayanrocks8443
@nayanrocks8443 5 лет назад
Oye..... Bro jhakkasaass😂👍
@shrinathraygond7925
@shrinathraygond7925 5 лет назад
Bio with commerce ,😂😂😂😂
@ans_human
@ans_human 5 лет назад
This was really awesome!! 😂😂
@Kashifkoolable
@Kashifkoolable 5 лет назад
That last line cracked me up the most!!! Keep it up mate! Loved your jokes.
@abhaytripathi156
@abhaytripathi156 5 лет назад
Mayank Bhai Bahut mast , ...
@mahboobkhan3314
@mahboobkhan3314 5 лет назад
#Danda jo hota hai humare hath me hota hai aur tumhare ..😂😂👍
@amlanmohanty9737
@amlanmohanty9737 5 лет назад
software engineer aur watchman mai sirf itna farq hai ki danda jo hota hai wo watchman ke haath mai hota hai...😂😂😂😂
@deepikakothiyal7374
@deepikakothiyal7374 4 года назад
You are tooo good!!
@sayannikbasu5376
@sayannikbasu5376 4 года назад
Big fan of yours.. Really get inspired from your style..
@TomShelbyXD
@TomShelbyXD 4 года назад
4:20 I was waiting for kab khoon khaulega re Tera 😂
@itishamalik288
@itishamalik288 5 лет назад
Waah Pandey well done proud of u
@saketshastri9376
@saketshastri9376 5 лет назад
Bahot hard bahot hard bhai🔥🔥
@kamallucky16
@kamallucky16 5 лет назад
Really good comedy u loved it keep it up. ...❤💖💖💕💔💋💋💓💜👄👄💛💚👍💟💔💕💖💓💞💞💝💝💜💛💘💛💗💘👍👍👍.....
@meenalrawat7467
@meenalrawat7467 3 года назад
TOO GOOD 🔥🙏🎉
@inderjeetgarg8453
@inderjeetgarg8453 5 лет назад
Action emotion and gaali😂😂
@abhijeettewari1706
@abhijeettewari1706 4 года назад
Nice hai bhai 😘😘may you success in your life ..
@ganeshchavan7189
@ganeshchavan7189 4 года назад
Commerce ke sath bio..best joke ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sanketmhalankar8350
@sanketmhalankar8350 5 лет назад
I deserve chicks 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
@anshul567
@anshul567 5 лет назад
Awesome man!! Great writing
@kunalsinha767
@kunalsinha767 4 года назад
Aur Jo phari hai bush ki 😂😂😂 nailed it man
@Oyelisa2528
@Oyelisa2528 4 года назад
U rock bro.....I laugh a lot..😊😊😊
@rishavrishi6620
@rishavrishi6620 5 лет назад
Bio with commerce 😂😂😂😂
@mahesh_kndpl
@mahesh_kndpl 2 года назад
He never disappoints except IT companies :-P
@bikashbhanja2911
@bikashbhanja2911 5 лет назад
bhai bhai bhai ....great
@chauhankuldipsinh5650
@chauhankuldipsinh5650 5 лет назад
Tax return vala badhiya tha....😃😃😃😃
@nykhilist
@nykhilist 5 лет назад
Bro this is totally lit . 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@AmitAg9196
@AmitAg9196 5 лет назад
Gr8 punches dude keep it up. Been watching comedy on RU-vid since ages, always feels nice to find talented comedians like you. 😁😁🤣🤣
@Justubebo
@Justubebo 4 года назад
Mein Indian army se hoon.. meri 11 saal ki service ho gayi hai! Muje gaana gana rap karna games khelna and also new weapons k baare me study karna and war study karna bohot pasand hai.. mein 1 saal se canvas laugh club dekhta aa raha hoon. Muje baaqi comedy shows se acha and badiya CLC acha lagta hai.. these guys are awesome.. akele akele hasne ka maza hi kuch or hai..... good job brother all the best god bless you all...CLC LOVE YOU FROM INDIAN ARMY JAI HIND🇮🇳🇮🇳⚘
@itsmr.m2918
@itsmr.m2918 5 лет назад
Bilkul sahi broo 🔥🔥👌🏻😜👍🏻
@lexicon5517
@lexicon5517 5 лет назад
Maire 10 board main 72 percent marks aye hain or addtional subject ke percentage judte hain kya?
@ayanitself697
@ayanitself697 5 лет назад
In love with the content
@ashishmaskeen
@ashishmaskeen 3 года назад
Awesome Content
@helloworldyo4516
@helloworldyo4516 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂 👌👌👌 Bahuut badia bhai Lage raho Waiting for more videos
@mayankpandey960
@mayankpandey960 5 лет назад
More videos coming soon
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