BOATING LIKE A TSAR PART 3 - Ultimate Admiral Dreadnoughts 

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queen made a whole song about it and everything

Given the Admiral Kuznetsov, it seems little has changed in Russian naval doctrine.

Tex inventing chemical warfare before the Germans... You know the Russian navy is near because you have sudden onset black lung.

I feel like we'd all be worried if he built anything that was even remotely stable 😂

When one Macho Man falls another must rise...

Hulkamania is a grain of sand and FUNNEL MADNESS is the desert

like an even more fucky version of the puckle gun

@Kaarl_Mills 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ah yes the puckle gun. With its square ammunition for fighting Arabs(iirc)😂😂😂

@@Maezhughes round munitions for fighting Christians and square for fighting the godless turks

All you have to do is know what the enemy is capable of, and plan accordingly. Just look at the Greek Army's clown shoes.

Should hire an artist to make a painting in the proper style.

Actually, from the right angle, thats an impressive and terrifying thing. for other navies, their ships can be seen... but the Tex made russian fleet... its a rolling smog bank concealing fire, steel, and death. i half imagine that the sailors are equiped with gas masks and goggles to protect their eyes from the toxic. The Tzar will be proud that his navy is such a terrifying and impressive thing.

And the painting is life size so the damn thing is a half mile wide 😂

Need some kind of cliff to fit it, including a tail of smonk.

@chrillzilla1268 had to build a small city around it to get it done, thousands of laborers set to a single task. Glory to the Czar and his Admiral!!!

Oh, and he forgot to add the nastiest part about the modern iterations of fast attack boats in the Finnish and Swedish navies that now rule Lake NATO previously known as the Baltic sea: The Finnish boats are often a bit bigger than the Swedish, and some of those bigger fast attack boats are armed with single tube NEMO autoloading or AMOS dual tube assisted manual breech loaded 12cm mortar turrets, that can fire on the move, at moving targets, with

It's kind of the PRCs overall strat if them and the US start shooting each other: they have a handful of submarines, asw ships, and not a whole lot of capital ships from what I can discern. But they have a fuck ton of fast attack boats the size of a matchbox, loaded down with as many anti ship missiles as they could fit on. I have no clue at all of the quality of any of these vessels, but I do know, that China only started investing in its navy relatively recently. 30 years seems like a long time, but for a nation that hasn't had a proper naval engagement in its whole history? There's too many variables. Maybe it works, maybe they're all crap, no one actually knows.

​@@Kaarl_Millsthey're all UBER crap. The prc navy are paper tigers. These are people who build boats that sink. Not on purpose. Because the bulkheads dont even meet the hulls or have doors. Or seals. They're all worthless.

A game-breaking tip. Build ships with max tonnage but scale EVERYTHING down to zero. Zero armor, zero operational range, minimal main guns fore and aft (at least one each). Then plan a refit them to your liking minus one armor tic, then refit that refir up that tic. Cuts literal years off build time. I've built BB's in 9 months with 2 month refits where the full build takes years.

No, I think that's just the sound of the cruiser gunline

"Yuo see Ivan, when you put bote alongside enemy bote, yuo will never shoot the inaccurate."

we need MOAR DAKKA! its da way!

And it's worth noting that of the ships they did acquire this way, after the war they were sent along to the purchasing power or bought, as per contract. Aside from the Ottomans, because their ship was part of the penalty they paid for joining the losing side. And because that empire fell apart immediately afterward.

also can you fill torpedos with picric acid?

Biggest annoyance: those sold ships stay in your fleet registry for a turn before you turn them over. Which means you can scrap them in between selling them and actually giving them to the buyer.

powerpoint man sick this week, new video will come next

A Patrol Boat, Torpedo is _not_ the same thing as a Torpedo Boat.

those austro-hungrian boats sure went into some kind of thunderstorm too XD

Nyet, tse ne flood. Enemy has spilled Kommodore's midmorning little water.

Clearly you fail to understand the importance of the smonk defense! To quote admiral Tex, “SMONK IS ARMOR!” (Play on Fisher’s famous quote “speed is armor” which Jutland disproved…)

@@mikeriley1702 Maybe I'm the one missing context here, but I'm pretty sure Jackie Fisher wasn't saying 'Sure, charge your battlecruisers straight into the enemy fleet! Their speed will protect them!' but rather 'My battlecruisers aren't supposed to fight anything that can hit them back at the ranges their big guns allow them to use, and their speed will protect them from anything that can.' Try eating soup with a fork and you won't get much done. Though, admittedly, most soups won't explode for the attempt.

Yes... They are the finest elementals of clan meth weasel!

No, unfortunately.