CREDIT:
Movie: Road to Morocco (1942)
Clip Actors:
● Bing Crosby: Jeff Peters
● Bob Hope: Orville 'Turkey' Jackson
DESCRIPTION:
A radio broadcaster, his quaking manservant and an heiress investigate the mystery of a haunted castle in Cuba.
SCRIPT:
Turkey Jackson: Aunt Lucy is looking down from above and seeing the way you're treating me lately.
Jeff Peters: Are you going to start stuffing that Aunt Lucy down my throat again?
Turkey Jackson: Yeah, well never mind. She saw ya tossing that coin and licking your chops. You're certainly sloughing off your promise to her. Aunt Lucy ... I can see her now lying on her dying bed looking at you with those big trusting eyes ... Before I go Jeff promise me one thing she said. Promise me you'll always be a friend to little Orville she said ... No matter what happens, you'll never leave the little jerk, she said ... Promise me Jeff. Promise me she said ...
Jeff Peters: Yeah, then she up and died before I had a chance to say no.
Turkey Jackson: Shhhhhhhh ...
Jeff Peters: What are you shhhhh'n ... What's that? What's the matter?
Turkey Jackson: I hope she didn't hear that. The dead have a way of coming back you know.
Jeff Peters: Get out, when they're dead they're dead.
Turkey Jackson: Not Aunt Lucy, she was a Republican.
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2 авг 2016