First time seeing this and I made the mistake of eating while watching. When Bob said that line I _actually_ laughed... and inhaled some small yet sharp bits of granola. The laughing/coughing fit is mostly over now, my chest and throat are still burning (and will likely hurt tomorrow), but I'm not the least bit upset. Finding this incredible sketch was definitely worth the pain.
This might be the funniest improvised monologue in history. And it’s unused footage..and he doesn’t break once….well almost…I’ve watched this probably 100 times over the years.
@@Poopscipade we follow the lord in this comment section, naturally we’re too busy playing practical jokes and giggling to address some commoners behind. It’s blasphemous
@@Poopscipade you can try to hide it but we all know that the only way you could comment this is if you yourself had some “pervy comment” come to mind..
“If ya ever seen one of those prop comics that puts a toilet seat around his neck and says, oh you know, “oh I’m a peepin’ Tom and this is the best seat in the house!”...well, that’s Jesus.”
“You should spank your animals, pets... if they do ya wrong...” Not even 20 seconds in and I’m already pissing myself, hahahaha Bob Odenkirk’s characters are always hilarious
I need Reverend Paynus on Righteous Gemstones. Reverend Paynus vs. Baby Billy Freeman would be the most glorious thing witnessed on this Earth since the Resurrection itself.
This would've been perfect for Steve Brule to be interviewing him and agreeing with him about Jesus spanking and saying "spank their bottoms cherry red!"
@@timkingp no it’s most likely just a pacing thing. They have way more potentially “triggering” material in their various shows lol. (side note isn’t it funny how right wingers go on and on about how snowflakes get triggered when they quite literally invented it?)
My faith in Rev. Paynus grows stronger every day. Wise man. "Jesus was a short man 4 foot 2 and uh he had a lisp and uh high pitch voice...and he did spank the apostles." ❤❤❤
I like how it's done in front of a green screen yet there's nothing projected on it. I was 3 minutes in before I got the joke. Also, Rev Paynus has a nice FUPA.
