@Chirag Patel quran doesn't teach violence.... have u ever read quran .... have u seen any of the verse teaching violence... no ..Allah never said to kill ( even hurt) any one neither muslim nor non muslim.. do u know there r always two angles with human .. one angle notes all the good deeds of a person n another notes all evil things that person did in his life ..Allah says that after his death that person will be rewarded for his good deeds at the same time he will be punished for this evil deeds. if that person has hurt any one he will be punished in the fire of hell....Allah is not gonna spare him. U know Allah stops every one from all the bad habits like using abusing words , smoking, even drinking alcohol bcz after consuming alcohol that person wont be in his control. He will not have any idea what he is doing. In that situation if he did anything wrong like masturbation or used abusing words or fought with any body without any reason he will surely be punished by allah ... when Allah ask us to stop from such small evil deeds do u really think allah orders us or quran teaches us to kill an innocent ..no brother... Now u will point out at the word jihad right. Jihad means defence.... it is only applicable at the time wars. When enemy attacks u should fight with them (for defense) that is jihad . Jihad doesn't mean to kill innocent without any reason .if a person kills any one he will definitely definitely will be punished by Allah... just like our great indian leaders fought with British for independence bcz British oppressed us beyond limits...in the same way allah say to fight for defense ( jihad). Allah never said to kill innocent.. if quran teached us violence then it would not only be limited to Kashmir but whole india or even world.. there would be no peace in any street of India..no brother u have misunderstood quran n teaching of Allah n his messenger.... Don't believe me u read quran n find a single verse where it says to kill innocent.. hope u will .. not only u but also to those who have misunderstandings abt quran ...its a request 😇 once read quran by its translation..
Bhai jaan l am always waiting your comedy show.... Because use tell the real truth in another way..... You are one of my favourite from all comedian....
This is the main reason why we South Indians don't appreciate Bollywood. Our languages are heavily influenced by Sanskrit and hence Shudh Hindi would be so much more enjoyable to us. That's not the case with Persian/Urdu
@प्रभो शिवाजी राजा ye wahi log hai jo saal bhar restaurant me baitg kr mutton biryani,mutton korma,chicken biryani dabate hai....or yaha aake gyan pel rahe hai ......same hota hai diwali pe saala saal bhar phate silencer waala scooter chalane waala bhi pollution me gyan dejata h
@प्रभो शिवाजी राजा terrorist brahmno ko gau k lye chinta lekin insaan ki jaan ka chinta nahi, masoom logo ko lynching karte ho, jinda jala dete ho or yaha aa ke bhashaan dete ho
Our regions are so diverse, its mind blowing so many languages, communities in one subcontinent, may there be peace and brotherhood among all, despite the differences!
Comedian with the deepest meaning and thoughts. Hatts off to such a talented person. With entertainment audience should also take the hidden msg with them
I am Bihari and your last line was "Bihari hai to mar khayega" was just hilarious 😂 in just funny way... But I watch your every video and liked too much coz they all have sense and sarcasm... Keep it up bro🙏🇮🇳
rehman bhai u are ahead of our time.... har kisi k bas ki bat nai h apki patli gali pakadna.. 😂😂 most of the audience did not got the lose motion joke... superb writing skills... nd i think u are the voice of the oppressed minority community of india through satirical comedy... thanks for the support love u bhai...
Bhai...u blast thats for the sure..i wish u get bigger platform to perform ur extraordinary skills of crying people by laugh... I can see u in the line of great indian comedians....
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My friend was a muslim. She told me that she loved a hindu guy who was a doctor and was a really good guy. She said that she can't even talk to him because her parents will kill her if she even talked about him to them.
Sabitri Sahu I also knew a case where Hindu girl loved boy from another community......parents of the lovers had no prob .....but I remember this news spread and local bajrang dal goons and. Sanghi guys harassed the girls parents and the matter had to be put off ...
Really that was a blast!!! 💥💣😂😂😂 And that's the reason you're my personal favorite standup comic!!! 🔥🔥🔥 EDIT: Lots of love, Sir!!! Keep rocking the stage and thanks for the ❤
After watching this, I asked my Mausi.... "Hansna zaroori tha kya???" Fir Mausi ne kaha... Beta Hans de. Kya karein. Sehat keliye, Kabhi kabhi hansna chahiye. 😊😊😊
you're a comedian and naturally you're not expected to know things other than comedy but just for the sake of my liking for you which died at the end of the video thought of writing this. what is being sold as the history of India is actually the history of Bihar. when most of India was doing mujra in the courts of British, few states made sure you breathe free air. Bihar was the leading. when emergency was imposed in India and your tattes were being sealed, the man under whose leadership this autocracy was thrown out was a Bihari named jai prakash narayan. the surgical strike which you take pride in was conducted by gorkha and Bihar regiment of Indian Army. Balakot strikes of Indian Air Force was done under the leadership of a Bihari. i can go on and on and on. dil to gaali dene ka kar raha lekin abhi se pahle aapko pasand karte the isliye khud ko rok rahe. educate yourself. Google is free these days.
Rahman kabhi samjh aat h kabhi nahi.... Bhaai tu toa koi muslim nahi h .... Tu toa sach mai sirf insaan h ... Saare standup dekhtha hu tere ... Or usmai chipa dard bhi.... Is desh ka naash kr diya hindu muslim ne... sala sab insaan bante toa pata nhi kaha hote aaj hum🤗
@@user-wb8si9fp9g Aap Galat Fehmi meho bro..main India Ghuma Hun Bhut se States Ke logon se mila hun..apko Bihar se Jyda Ajeeb Log Milenge..Bihari mai ek dressing sense aur ek language Problem hai..otherwise Jitne izzat dete hain & ache log bihar ke hotey utna purey duniya me nhi hongey..i bet you🙏 Yeh sb indians ko tb samajh ayega agar acceptance Ke Nazar Se dekhenge Bihar ko aur aake Rehle Bihar Mai Khi Pta Lag jaiga yha ke log kaise hotey..Aur kuch log ki wjah se aap sbko Nhi bol Saktey.. Aise india ke har states mai log mil Jaienge Kachdey log Judge krna chord de bahar se us chiz ke undar se jake pta krey kya hai phir kuch boley🙏
@@user-wb8si9fp9g aur ek bta dun...insan jo haina wo kadpo baton se Nahi phechana jata dil pak aur shi hona chiye...dil acha hoto to accept krna chiye💐 even Allah tallah ne farmaya ki mai na saklo ko dekhta hun ..mai tmhrey dil aur niyat ko dekhta hun...so hm insan hoke yesab dekhte hain...aur rab dil dekhta hai... Aur ye mind clear krna sbka bhut jaruri hai...is duniya mai koi perfect nhi hai..har insan mai kami hai...otherwise wo farishta hta
Dear rehman sir aapne jo ye bola Bihari hai to Mar kahyega lgta hai kisi Bihari se Pala nhe pada hai.. Nhe to pta lagega Kon kisi Marta hai..ykin na Ho to milna Kabhi kisi Bihari se..
Bhai bohot bara fan hu aapka. Har video dekhta hu aur like bhi karta hu. Kabhi miloge toh selfie zaroor dena bhai. Bihari hu bolke maarne mat lagna mujhe. Fan hu samajh k chhor dena. Itne burey bhi nahi hai humlog(Bihari). Lots & lots of love from a Bihari❤❤❤
Love ur performance bro, I am a bengali and I dont eat rosogolla yaar, and I dnt evn lyk misti doi boss,trust me, but I cant convince my non bengali friends, they r lyk dont lie yaar, Now u r trying to b Indian😁😁😁. . .jokes apart, they r cute too.
Is it necessary to criticise Bihari? Have you encounter with Bihari? Because of few you start judging all of us😏😏😏😏 Bhai kabhi Bihari se ladd mt liyo agr jismm se pyar hai to😂
@@pranavbhati5541 bhai fekne ki v had hoti hai ya fir 1 2 bihari honge agar 20 30 bihari ak jagah ho gai to Haryana walo ki haddiya tut jati Ami amu me tha wala bihari the wo gand par dete the sab ki unke pas tamancha hota tha pdh ne me brilliant or mar pit me v age
#Rahman Bhai mujhe nahi pata aap ye msg padhoge ya nahi .. But Mera ek request h apse ki aap ek bar koi jokes #Bihar pe banao..... It will be honour for Bihari and people will know Bihar... Aur Mera request h ki ap isme Bihar ki kamiyon ko show off karna... Plz...
@@srtharis3785 tere jese ko hi chutya bolte h....Pura dhang se padh mene Kya likha h..... Isme likha h ki bihariyon ki kami batana..... Reply krne se phle socho samjho.... Fr reply do ..... Ar plz Yar Bhai...Mai kisi se jhagadna ni chahta .....Mai ni pdta insab chutyapa me so plz don't reply ....
Rahman bhai your level is so high. So, this time it's not upto that level. And I thinkthe last part of the video is very old. It's good but not according to your level. I always say to people that "Good is not good when better is expected ".
Kind of ironic how a Muslim is doing comedy which is considered as haram as adultery but also wants to defend islam. Thank God for Indias democracy that he is alive.
Very true... I also facing these type of typical things... I know about all religion bt they don't know about us .... They always treat us by their stupid behaviour.....
@@vishnupillai9336 Every thing... Aapi logo ka khana Pina rhna.. Rituals...mere b frnds non Muslim hi hai... Aur plz hme vo social media pr jo gaali dete hai waisa to smjhiye hi na... Na negative baat karte hai... Ye Desh sbka hai... Aur hmari diversity me unity yhi hmari phchan hai.. Aur hmare Nabi ne ye hukm nhi Dia ki gair mzhab k logo ko bura kaho khud Ko accha smjho... I wish we find old India instead of new india,.
Kya rehaman bhai yaar aapka andaz hi alag hai... Jabardast bck to bck punch fod ke jo aap ye Comedy ke blast krte ho na bhai uska mein fan hu.... Sony channel ke show se leke ab tak aapke comedy shows dekhta hu aap bahot badhiya Comedian ho Sir. Hats off to you
I loved your content but please abhi bahut zyada ho gaya ..... something new other than Modi ji and Islam... will wait your new video without Modi ji and Islam
