Bombay Ka Brahman ब्रो -Sundeep Sharma Stand-up Comedy 

Because people don't wanna be in this crappy country but can't afford to move to USA.

Oye bhai sarcasm samaj.

Mera dono udhar Hain.....😎

@@geek7227 you don't deserve to live in here, if you didn't have a sense of respect for this nation. Calling your motherland as crappy doesn't justify your point of hating India. We should accept that in terms of economy and development America is much ahead but that does not mean our land, country, religion and culture is useless, you owe so much to your country yet hate it with as much 'hate' you must apologize yourself

Not country it’s Punjab bro😹😹😹 Canada😹😹

But bro, all knows who work behind Mayavati ji.....😂😎

fantabulous act!

What mayavati

Joke only joke yhi krne k liye aj yha kada h tu B's kisi ko bich m Mt leke aa

Yes...it means she puts all the dalits community above all caste...

Ab tum APNI caste ki pol khol do.. Varna closed minded wala casteist ho jaoge?

Galt to galt hai Kam se Kam ye accept to kiye.

Tum log inko dekh kar bhi nerrow minded hi reh gye।😂

​@@amrishchoudhary4604sudra tum log ho hmm nhi beta sebak ho tum

Gatar saaf kr pehle

Jai shree ram bhai

यह संविधान की नहीं हिंदू लोग की महानता है जय श्री राम

नीले भीमसा तू मानता है इस्लाम प्यार का मजहब है?

​Allah hu akbar...nara e takbir...Ghazwa e hind hokar rahega...Inshallah...

Bharat ke bade samaj sudharak -Raja Rammohan Rai - Ishwar Chandra -Vidyasagar - Pandurang Shastri Athavale -Dhoodo Keshav Karve - Dayanand Saraswati - Ramkrishna paramhans - Shri Ram Sharma - Vinoba Bhave - Baba aamte Present- acharya prasant, vikas divyakriti, ojha sir. ( bheemrav Ambedkar, who Ambedkar surname Bhi Ek bramhan Krishna Mahadev Ambedkar Ne diya tha vah bhi Vishesh Prem Ke Karan) Ye sab bramhan hai inhone sabse jyada samaj sudharak ka kaam kiya. Par kuchh log har baat ke liye bramhan ko doshi mante hai. Kyoki unhe bramhno se nafrat hai.

Galat information betaya hai

Shi bat hai ji

😂

Brahmano me ekta hona chahiye

@@Veer226 ekta hai Lekin tum log sath hi nahi dete

@@AyushSharma_9876 bhai ham to pura prayas karte hain Ham brahmano ke liya har jagah sangharsh karte hain ladte hain

@@AyushSharma_9876 kaise sath nahi dete bhai

@@Veer226 pahel hi soch kar bethe hai akta nahi hai Phir akta aayegi kaise Ham to brahman dekhte hi uski madda karte hai unke hal chal puchhte hai

Vedant Sharma, bandra people= wannabe Americans. So true.

Haha. Should I be celebrating that I live close to Bandra and not in Bandra lol. Btw, I never get what the hype about Bandra really is, I have travelled all of Mumbai through and through but I could hardly judge anyone based on what part of the island city does he/she come from or maybe even suburbs for that matter :p Anyway, Cheers to all Mumbaikars living here and having the 'time of their life' if I may :p

But Mumbai people are ugly. Delhi girls are way hotter and fairer.

Mst bhai

Bharat ke bade samaj sudharak -Raja Rammohan Rai - Ishwar Chandra -Vidyasagar - Pandurang Shastri Athavale -Dhoodo Keshav Karve - Dayanand Saraswati - Ramkrishna paramhans - Shri Ram Sharma - Vinoba Bhave - Baba aamte Present- acharya prasant, vikas divyakriti, ojha sir. ( bheemrav Ambedkar, who Ambedkar surname Bhi Ek bramhan Krishna Mahadev Ambedkar Ne diya tha vah bhi Vishesh Prem Ke Karan) Ye sab bramhan hai inhone sabse jyada samaj sudharak ka kaam kiya. Par kuchh log har baat ke liye bramhan ko doshi mante hai. Kyoki unhe bramhno se nafrat hai.

TAAI ETO RELATABLE LAGLO? BANGALI BHRAMHON TO ULTE BESHI MANGSHO KHAY

Art-- Caste System Artist-- Brahman Statement by RSS Chief Mohan bhagwat

bengali brahman are cross i.e varnsankar 😂😂😂

jai bangla

Rahega bangali hi. 😂 😂 Jyada ucchal mat

@@@ohmsstudy 😁😆😆 abe BANGLADESH me hai tab to turant CONVERSION hoga bechaare ka...😅😅😅idhar aa ja bhai

Kaise ho bhai

@@nitingautam144 bangali ney apka kya kiya bhai ??? Kuch bhi????

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Great

Bhakk

हा पूरी जाती व्यवस्था बदल दी मायावती ने नही पर उसकी जान बचाने वाले ब्रह्म दत्त दिवेदी जी ने. बसपा मे brahmin उनके ही कारण थे. लेकिन मायावती ने तिलक तराजु और तलवार मारो इन सालों को जूते चार नारा दिया था जब से मायावती की पार्टी हार गयी. Jai bharat

only sensible comment

Talk abt urself only...got it ????..dont put ur shitttt on others....I m an indian but at the same time i m a hindu...jai hind Jai bharat Jai mahakaal🙏

Sanvidhan Aaj he kal ko hoga nahi hoga .. Indian history me angrej bhi kafi law laye the .. Akbar Aurangzeb bhi laye the .. Par hmko na badal paye .. jinki fatti thi vo lulli kata k badal gaye .. Ham tab bhi yahi the .. delhi tk m mughlo ko hara k bhagwa dhwaj fahraya tha ... Hm Aaj bhi yahi h .. ham kal bhi rahenge ... Jay mahakal 🙏🚩 Constitution ki kitni hi bar maa Ben ki thi nehru ki beti ne .. Kal ko or koi vesa sanki aayega .. Tb kuch or hi sanvidhan hoga ..

Constipation of India doesn't serves me. Its useless crap eating tax of us majority. Death to Indian state and its illegal occupiers

@@santkabir7932 to tumhare hindu ko apne khadde me daal bhai samjha?...kyoki jab koi baat hoti hai sab indians hoti hai naa ki teri tarah alag alag religion ke

Jay shivray🚩🚩

Jai bhim

Ram ram

Jai dada parsuram

@@abhishekpathakmp3086 JAI DADA PARSHURAM💪🏻📿🪓

HAME B SAMJAO

Kya message

This one is related to caste..m I right mr. Prabhanshu

Kya hua Rafeek bhai.

शास्त्रों में डालडा का वर्णन है नहीं।

What does it mean? I didn't get the joke.

@@p25shubhamn ghee !!! Hope u understand what it is Now it's of two types on the basis of quality one is the pure one which is called Desi ghee..... The other is not considered that good that's dalda ghee... Apparently it is a name of the brand manufacturing ghee. indians made it a type.... Like Desi ghee and dalda ghee!! Hope u get that 😉😀😃😄

@@p25shubhamn dalda ghee is made from plants. People also call it Vanaspati ghee. Not like Pure/Desi ghee , which is made after processing milk.

Hum brahmi. Ladki ke liye kisi ki bhi jaati ko gaali dilwa sakte hai

वनस्पति तेलों में हाइड्रोजन प्रवाहित करने पर डालडा बनता है। संतृप्त कार्बन-कार्बन बँधो के कारण स्वास्थ्य के लिए हानिकारक होता है।

Deep Zakk Mitra Roy, actually the reality. Wannabe Americans. All of them

Atleast they are trying to put standup comedy and creating a platform for it for ppls entertainment..

I was talking about bandra people, not comedians.

Ahh..alryt

Sure will do bro!!!

मुन्ना त्रिपाठी , अखंडानंद त्रिपाठी , सरद शुक्ला , Also Pandit in Mirzapur

I'm from mirzapur

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​@@mathura_wasi0807मौर्या जी को काच की प्लेट मे खाना दिये।😂

u cant force any one for intercaste marriages

FIRE FAN exactly bro I mean WTF is wrong with people these days they just can't enjoy humor anymore

Being Hindu p

Raj Tiwari Bhaiya khn jee rhe ho? UP, Bihar, aur baaki b poorey Hindustan ka dehat bhra pda h ese examples se.

No he didn't disrespect any cast but he actually said everything against cast system People should appreciate him

There is nothing to be proud

@@sherlockhomes5428 there is everything to be proud

@@Fit_by_neerajpandit proud of being what ....torturing the sudhras and Dalits..raping their daughters and sisters... spreading bhraminical patriarchy....causing mob lynching....not allowing other casts to read sanskrit and study in schools ....if that's make u proud then u have a problem

@@sherlockhomes5428 your mother tell you that or your grandmother tell you that your only jellous nothing else your one of our fanbase everything is about us proudly

@@Fit_by_neerajpandit It serves no useful purpose and should be jettisoned. The world of the 21st century is vastly different from the world of 3000 years ago when the system was formalized. Hinduism survives and flourishes perfectly well without it. The quicker it is eradicated the greater will be the compound happiness of India.

Sachin bhaiya pandey ho ya awasthi 😂❤❤❤

M J that srsly cracked me up 😂

Too much Netflix

how authentic are they..lol! Bloody wannabes.

sahi kaha bhai

@@user-ajk Science Journey par ja kar boldo bhai

Your Varn system and Caste system Destroyed all Peoples of Hinduism, did exploitation of many, untouchability, discrimination, shame on you like peoples who support caste system

Most adorable comment😊😂 us bhramins

Thank you so much Anand 😊

@@SundeepSharmaComedian tum kya gjjb k ho aadmi ho bhai maza aa gaya vdo dekh k

Bhai mai meerut से hu to me? 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Achha bro proud to be a blah blah blah bhi likh deta 🤣

@@saketkumar no not accepted this one

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He was roasting u guys ...not us Brahmins....lol

@@adwaitnaik4003 ye dekho a gaya apne baap dadao ki tatti ko aur failane..

@@niks660097 😂😂😂😂

@@adwaitnaik4003 'us' to aisay bol rha hai jaisay Nobel prize jiit liya ho 😂

@@ChaChaRealSmooth369 most of I meet..they are kinda like Muslims only very insecure be friends with Thier caste only ...Kinda believe blindly on God...

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😂😂😂🤣🤣

Dada parshram Ni abhraham h

Abraham hi Dada apko itihas ka kuch pta ni h

@Rahul Jha it is a dialogue from mirzapur

Jai Shri Parshuram

@@shashi2891 woh ekk brahmin they ,hai aur rahengayy. Kshatriya keyy guru. Mahadev key param bhakt aur sisya.

Shubham Soni kyu abhi tak usa me the kya

Zakir Khan.. Nishant Tanwar.. Rajneesh Kapoor Ye 2 bhi hai Hindi wale..!! Jaspreet Singh.. Abhishel Upmanyu.. Amit Tandon.. Aur ye 3 bhi Hindi wale hi hai lekin thodi English aa jati hai..Hinglish..

Shubham Soni

😂

Anubhav Singh bassi

Same

Same. I did see that vedio first and subscribed him

Wo sab thik h bhai lekin brahman k neeche vaish nahi balki kshatriya aate h

bareilly me b kro.. show..

अबे गधे...जाति व्यवस्था नहीं थी...वर्ण व्यवस्था थी..कुछ भी बकचोदी कर देते हो..मुझे तेरी शक्ल देख कर ही हँसी आ रही है..तो कुछ बोल मत बस खड़ा रहा..लोग ऐसे ही हँसते रहेंगे

Bro the caste were divided into 4 categories i.e. brahaman, Kshatriya,vaishya, and sutras

Sundeep that's true... Salman's advocate is a brahmin... M from Salman's favourite city Jodhpur only that's y I know this... 😂😂😂

Rishabh Sharma really his comedy are better than non veg and abuse word comedy

Agreed

So truee

Agreed 👍

True bro

Caste based reservation EQUALITY among all ke liye diya tha , but ye baat alag hai ki uska misuse hua. But ab dhire dhire amendments ho rahe hai, abhi latest hi supreme court ne 1 decision diya reservation me ,ye sab census ko dekh kar & constitution ke according hi reform aayega, Annihilation of caste is the only one stop solution for many problems , but so called high castes don't agree with this for their Superiority

Manoj Bamnia we all are Hindus we worship the same God

We are INDIANs🇮🇳(भारतीय),firstly & lastly. our Nation is Secular(धर्म निरपेक्ष ) & i Respect all Gods & Energies all over the world around us.

Manoj Bamnia reservation ke karan, discrimination kam nahi hua hai aur badha hai. India is the only country where there is reservation, but racism happens everywhere, we have to deal with it sensitively not with freebies like features.

Manoj Bamnia Ji sab Hindo ko choot China or aarkshan chiye cahe koi bi mre ,,, jse yogi sarkar me 20 logo Ki margye ,,, Dr ka koi dosh Nhi kyo Ki Dr 30% pass wala bhakti krwA rakha he

Lol...sudhar jao bhaiya

@@venkatakrishnan7073 lol sudhar jao madrashi

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@@venkatakrishnan7073 kya krega tu sale tere baap h BAMAN

Yeah✌️

Thanks Vaibhav 😊 aur Bhagat tu chutiya hai

vaibhav choubey Yes bro as a brahamin w r Support this guy...

@@SundeepSharmaComedian lol is this comedy

lagta hai isne suit boot vale ambedkar.. aur sirf dhoti wale gandhi , Nehru aur sardar patel ke bare me nai suna bhai mike stand to kabka ulta hai....

shakti chowdhary array band kro jaati ke naam pe ladna

Being Hindu sahi hai bahi 😂😂😂 comedy vedio pe bhi faltu ki batey enjoy it. good bro sahi kha.

We are INDIANs🇮🇳(Bhartiya),firstly & lastly. Jai Hind Jai Bharat Jai Samvidhaan Truth Alone Triumphs

@hitlar bhai comment padh pehle mai savarna ki side se bol raha hu...lol.. and @ being Hindu jab admissions jobs and facilitys government jati ke nam pe deti ho us desh me jati ke naam pe ladna padta hai... samanta ke haq ka saval hai #right to equality...

Aap ko Hindi nahi aati mem

Brahmn is king 👑

@@ganeshchaturvedi2773 yup

Hey me from raibreilly

Do Brahmins not eat nonveg?? Cos I am brahmin and we all eat Nonveg food.

@@satatitripathy1472 yes some of them eat non ve

@@satatitripathy1472 shame, you don't deserve to say your self brahmin.

Yup​@@BenTen10794

bhai chinta kyun kar rha hai mayawati ki time pe tu 2nd hai😂😂

@@shivanshuudeniya3338 vo lodu hai re 😂😂😂 aur mayawati ke time hum 3rd honge isine galat bola hai

Sahi bol rhe ho bhai

@@RanjeetSingh-po7uk bilkul

And 1st in my list. You hurt my ego brother

Parshuram ki ma ki chut 😂😂

Gopal Seth and yours is the 911th comment!!! :-)

Mobile Phone b

Bapschsthe

Gopal Seth India song

but even if you dial 911 in india it connects you to the police station

Bc kisi aur pe joke kar ke dikha .. sunni par kar .. and dont spread misinformation about varna vyavastha, nahi to sidha andar

Bamno kaa toh ithas hae inhe toh humesha dlali khaye haee OR aaj bhii bhikh pae jitey hae yae

@@itaintover9000 yeah katwa hai bhai, dalit nahi 😂

Brahman nhi,Brahmin

Brahmans bhadwe hote h

@@shankar799 अरे ओ महाराज दलाली खाते हो तुम झंडू हम ब्राह्मण pushyamitra sungh h जिसका साम्राज्य पूरे एशिया में फैला और जिसने बोध्धो द्वारा किए गए अत्याचारों का बदला लिया, हम वो ब्राह्मण दाहीरसेन जिसने शुरू मे ही मुगलों की फाड़ दि लेकिन गद्दारों की वजह से धोके से मरे और उनकी दो बेटी युद्ध मे मरी .. हम वो बाजीराव है जो एक भी युद्ध नहीं हरा .. हम वो पोरस है जिसने सिकंदर का विश्वीजेता का सपना तोड़ा.. हम वो rehab dutt है जो karbala (baghdad) में मुसलमानो के नवी इमाम हुसैन को बचाने गए और yazidio को आलू की तरह काँटा. हम वो ब्राह्मण जिन्होंने मुस्लिम औरतो से शादी की नहीं तो राजा दे देते थे अपनी बेटियों को मुगलों को हम वो बंदा बहादुर भारद्वाज जिसके जैसा योद्धा नहीं हुआ .हम वो रानी लक्ष्मीबाई के वंसज है जिसने मरते दम तक गोरों को काटा हम वो मंगल पंड्या है जिसने आज़ादी की डंका बजाया.. हम वो 2 ब्राह्मण army regiments जो अंग्रेजो के खिलाफ हुए फिर दोनों ब्राह्मण regiments को बंद कर दिया गया... ओर हां हम वो 90% ब्राह्मण क्रांतिकारी है जिसकी वजह से ये देश आज़ाद हुया... एक चाणक्य ने एक दलित को राजा बनाया, एक ब्राह्मण ने भीम को शिक्षा दी और हमे सिखा रहे हो इतिहास,.... हम परशुराम के वन्सज है एक बार में ही नाश करदें अर यहा जोंन सो भी बदमाश बन ना... दिल्ली ncr में कही भी मिल ले.. Gaand में इतना पीतल bharunga hagega bhi पीतल का... जय श्री राम, जय परशुराम

Hat lavde

Ek dum bhau

Nope...be hindu first...although i m a brahmin too but i m a hindu first...no caste at this point where it sounds derogatory...

@@santkabir7932 right ❤️

Jai parshuram ❤️🔥

@@sid9947 hmm..bss teri hi kammi thi

Jai parshuram ji ki

Livid Monster true

Sahi bole panditji..

Bhai ladke ne bola hi sahi h .. humare pas paisa hota kaha h 😂

Rahul Mayank Not every Brahmin is a Panditji.

Doveranalyst yes indeed every Brahmin is panditji but every panditji is a brahmin..

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Why? Proud to be brahmin

@@mithudas4987 you are non brahmin like me?

Lol illiterate

It is not convining power it is called repression power.

Kunwar Vashistha Narayan Tyagi uhjjj

The Jai...salman ka lawyer maharashtrian brahmin he.

Uym O ...ho mahit aahe.sharma mhantlyavar dusar kay asnar.

Salman mother is also Brahmin ....Salman is also Brahmin ! 😜😜😜

salman ka lawyer harish salve hai his grandfather was a dalit, he got converted into christianity and got married to a christian girl

@@shubhamjagtap1331 imagination

Mumbai may kabhi 💯

Bhai Punjab bhi aao kabhi, aapke fan yahaan bhi hain

Bro jb pta hi nhi hai varn vyavastha ke baare me to baat kyu kr rhe hai

I ain't going anywhere*

शर्मा जी मजाक अच्छा है थोड़ा शास्त्र भी पढ़ ले। जाती व्यवस्था में ऊंचे ब्राह्मण, क्या संविधान में भी कुछ लोग ऊँचे है क्यो है? संविधान में प्राथमिकता पड़ना पहले राष्ट्रपति, फिर उपराष्ट्रपति और इसी तरह आगे क्यो?

I was doing the same 🤣🤣🤣

Brahmins, Kshatriya kya hain bhain....

@@gauravmishra1508 vo to pata hain ....pehle baat jaati bakwas word hain ...reality me ise Varna Vyavasta kehte hain...aur kya tum ise mante karte hon...iske discrimination ko support karte hon..

@@gauravmishra1508 first off all....Brahmins koi jaati nahi hain....Maine Bahut se linguistic evidence padhe hain.... According to Vedas ..jo knowledgeable ho vahi Brahmin hota hain naki kisi pe kone koi pandit ka Bachha ....similarly baki varno ka hain .....abb ye varna se kaise cast bane ye ek alag story hain ....chahon to vo bhi bata sakta hun...

@@gauravmishra1508 main sirf sacch bata raha hun .....btw main apne aap ko kisi jaati ka nahi samajta hun...aur Brahmin koi family ya community nahi hain Jisko lekar tum proud ho.....Vedic scriptures ke hisab se dekho to teachers aur scientist Brahmins hain.....aur sacchaai pata lagne pe Kiski jal rahin hain vo to dikh raha hain.....

@@meenishjaiswal1790 wo vern hota h jaati nhi

Agree with ur comments shraddha

Sundeep Sharma hats off to you brother..humour is the best way to infuse sensitivity and sensibility in our brains.. not all are gifted with this trait.. I like watching your videos and I usually circulate them on WhatsApp.. keep it up.. good luck..

Amit Sao Abe angreji k salo aaj log itne chalak ho naa k tum sare kaam apni dukan chalana k lie kuch v bologe,rehte ho Bombay me baat karoge gaon ki jaise vi baithe the ,

Amit Sao You got it right!!!

Amit Sao right....koi dudh ka dhula nhi h

Usko kuch pta nai , or tu tariff krra hai 😂😂😂😂

Chulbul Pandey

Boring

atleast he's doing tho 😂

Indore bhi aao kbhi

commendable impressionasist.. Be it Modi, Donald Trump, and what have u

Abe up me yadav jayada hy

I'm brahmin from U.p &you

@@gyanguru9140 up

Rajasthan

You are not Brahmin or ho Bhi to neche wale

😎😏🤘

तो जाती क्या शक्तिमान ने बनाया

@@rinkumehra6584 जाती व्यवस्था पोर्तुगीज से आई है।

@@jitugondliya Abe chup raho yaar

​@@jitugondliyato aap kyu mante ho.. 😂

@@befunnzee वर्ण व्यवस्था काम के आधार पर बनाया गया है। जैसे की एक ही काम चार अलग अलग लोग कर रहे हैं तो, चारो को समान अधिकार और अवसर दिया जाता है। पर जाति व्यवस्था में चार लोग समान काम कर रहे हैं, पर चारो की जाती अलग अलग है। तो चारोको उनकी जाति के हिसाब से अधिकार और अवसर दिया जायेगा। वर्ण व्यवस्था में अगर कोई युवान अपनी ब्रह्मचर्याश्रम पूर्ण करके जो काम करेगा उसके हिसाब से उनका वर्ण बनेगा। उस हिसाब से उनको अधिकार और अवसर मिलेगा। जबकि जाति व्यवस्था में अलग युवक समृद्ध और धनवान परिवार से आता है, और उसकी ज्ञाती निम्न है। फिर भी वो गरीब और उच्च जातिके लोगोसे ज्यादा अधिकार और अवसर के लायक है। IAS officer टीना डाभी का ही उदाहरण ले लीजिए। उसके माता पिता दोनों सरकारी अफसर है,और समृद्ध है, धनवान है।फिर भी वो दूसरे गरीब सामान्य वर्ग के लोगो से ज्यादा अवसर लेनेके लायक है।

JOTARO KUJO exactly..he is so funny..

JOTARO KUJO kind of reminds me of ron funches..with this laidback wit..

he gained 2000 subs in last 24 hours..

bcoz he is brahmin..low on talent more on casteism

poppy flowers420 ok

Are bhai kon ho re tum? Sab ke comment pe recomment karte ho. Koi aur kaam ni hai. Get a lyf dude!

That Reckless Monster ye tatti se nikla monster h😁😁😁😁😁

That Reckless Monster beta itna Motta baduga baithe time bhi pichhada dukhega

Raval Het Yes mom W r brahamin category W r support this guy

woye lodu kisi cast ko gali de ra h to de but bhagwan ko gali maat de nahi to no. trace krbana bhi aata h mere ko

Yes being a brahmin sometimes we come across these jokes in our houses also

ME ALSO, ghar ke chhote baccho ko itna kaam deke rakhte ghar waale.