Rasputin - Boney M. (Medieval kind of version) Make your own historic memes using the Historic Tale Construction Kit: htck.github.io... Talketh liketh medieval lad: lingojam.com/E...
@@ABW941 bro thats cool and all but, if you flip the m in "murder" from that sentence you just wrote, you get a 'W' right? W is the first letter of "white", and the opposite of white is black, and the void is generally depicted as a black, empty, totally blank space. that blank space, it represents _everybody who fucking asked_
@@SeymoreSparda The surname Rasputin comes either from the word "crossroad" (rus. Perekrestok - Перекрёсток) or from the word (or name) Rasputa (rus. Распута) - a dissolute, immoral or sick person. As far as I know, Rasputin is not the real surname of George Rasputin. His real surname is Novyh (rus. Новых) from the word New (rus. Novyj - Новый).
@@nastya0001000 Thank, man. Was trying to be cheeky by transposing his name into the middle-age version, but I failed, obviously. That second origin of his name was kinda telling,huh?
I have to say that I'm proud I've watched so many medieval versions of songs that I get this in my recommended section so early (an hour after being released) without being subscribed (but I should be)
You mean the the mongol horde imploeds und you sweep through the disconnected, weakened remnands. The Principalities were vasalls of the Mongol EMpire and later the Golden Horde.
Literally had that conversation, Them: "What music do you like?" Me: "Well I like to listen to symphonies from Animes as their music is......" Them: "So not Modern music?" Now I have to add bardcore to my list too.
Once there wasth ye’man on Russia long’ago.... Thy was big and strong and 2 longswords just for show Most folk that looked at thy , were filled with such horror Nayways ye Moscow maidens, thy was oh such a lovely dear Thy did preach Ol’Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and flame But thy’rt also was the kind of swordsman Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Thy Majesty There was a pork that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's finest love machine It was a shame how thy carried on Thy ruled ye Russian land and thyr’t never mind the Czar Yet the kazachok thy danced really wunderbar In all affairs of reign thy was the man to please’st But thy were’t real great when thy had a girl to squeeze For thy majesty thy nay was heretic Though she'd heard the deeds thy'd done She believed thy was a holy cleric Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of thy majesty There’t was a pork that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's finest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when thy’t drinking and lusting And thy’s hunger for power Became known to more and more folk The demands to do something About this outrageous baron Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This baron’s just got to go", declared thy’s enemies But the ladies begged, "nay you try to do it, please" doubt’nt this Rasputin knew lots of hidden spells Though thy was’t a brute, they just fell into thy arms Then one night some assasins of higher standing Set a trap, thyr't not to blame "Come to visit us", thee kept demanding And thy really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of thy majesty They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's finest love machine Thy drank it all and said, "Tis’ is fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of thy majesty Thee’nt quit, they wanted thy’s head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's finest love machine And so they arrowed him 'til thy was dead
Th're hath lived a c'rtain sir in Kievan-Rus longeth ago that gent wast big and stout, in his eyes a flaming gloweth most people did look at that gent with t'rr'r and with feareth but to Kiev ladies that gent wast such a lovely lief that gent couldst preacheth the bible liketh a preacheth'r full of ecstasy and fireth but that gent eke wast the kind of teachest'r distaff wouldst desire
I absolutely love that you included Putin on the cover art, referencing the meme video with the scientists making dance shoes. Next recommendation: Ocean Man by Ween!!!!
That REALLY works. This interpretation brings out a real medieval mode. Great job. Wasn't sure at first about the overlaid Russian dancers but it was well edited and timed. Definitely a great job. Well done.
Simps? I won't accept such heinous insults. Disliked. Now if you excuse me I'm going to go watch a live play by the Russian queen and give her money to make her notice me.
When you became the queens favourite doctor, but the monarchy's about to go down and it was all for nothing, yet you party one more time, sipping poisoned wine and literally calling shots, only to get drowned by your problems
When you are Muscovite and about to lose battle against Mongols but hear someone shout: *"Дмитрїй Донской со своимъ войскомъ подходѧтъ на помощь! За Родинꙋ мꙋжикы!"*
Thou dweltest in goodlier taverns than I, forsooth. The ale at mine local was oft full weak and of ill savour, and the wenches therein were loathsome to behold! No bard deigned to step foot in that lowly house but for one lone wretch the which could barely hold his music pipe, let alone a tune thereon!
To put a bit of perspective of when Rasputin was running around Russia, it was 1916 when he died. Directly in the middle of WW1, Aspirin was recently invented and used as a popular cure all. Guns became more popularly manufactured because of the war effort. The last Tsar of Russia wouldn't end their reign for another 2 years. In roughly 35 years after Rasputin's death, Television would become popular in most western homes. All of this was just barely over 100 years ago.
My feed like, "I heard you have a Rasputin song obsession. Well, here's a RU-vidr you subscribed to 5 minutes ago with that same song." This song has such a fire beat. 😭
Boney M. is such a wonderful artist, I love Rasputin, it's such a classy n groovy song in my opinion, this was really awesome, really brought my day up 👌
Th're hath t'were lived a c'rtain sire in Russia longeth ago That gent wast big and stout, in his eyes a flaming gloweth Most people did look at that sire with t'rr'r and with feareth But to moscow maidens that gent wast such a lovely lief That gent couldst preacheth the Holy Book liketh a preach'r Full of ecstasy and fireth But that gent eke wast the kind of teachest'r Ristaff wouldst desire Ra ra Rasputin Lov'r of ye Russian queen Th're wast a gib yond very much wast gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest loveth machine T' wast a shame how that gent hath carried on That gent did rule the Russian landeth and nev'r mind the Czar But the Kazachok that gent did dance very much wund'rbar In all affairs of state that gent wast the sir to prithee But that gent wast real most wondrous at which hour that gent hadst a wench to squeezeth F'r the queen that gent wast nay wheel'r dealeth'r Though the lady'd hath heard the things that gent'd done The lady hath believed that gent wast a holy healeth'r Who is't wouldst healeth h'r son Ra ra Rasputin Lov'r of ye Russian queen Th're wast a gib yond very much wast gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest loveth machine T' wast a shame how that gent hath carried on But at which hour of his drinking and lusting And he did hang'r f'r pow'r Becameth he known to m're and m're people Ye demands to doth something About this outrageous sir e Becameth loud'r and loud'r ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho "This sir's just did get to wend", did declare his enemies But the maidens did beg, "don't thee tryeth to doth t', prithee" Nay doubteth this Rasputin hadst lots of enshielf charms Though that gent wast a brute, fair maidens just hath fallen into his arms Then one night some men of high'r standing Setteth a trapeth, those gents're not to censure "Come to visiteth us", those gents hath kept demanding And that gent very much cameth Ra ra Rasputin Lov'r of ye Russian queen Those gents putteth some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest loveth machine That gent did drink t' all and hath said, "i feeleth fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lov'r of ye Russian queen Those gents didn't did quit, those gents did want his headeth Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest loveth machine And so those gents did shoot that gent 'til that gent wast dead Forswooth, those Russians!
[Lyrics to ye singeth along!] There hath lived a certain sir, in Russia longeth ago That gent wast big and stout, in his eyes a flaming gloweth Most people did look at that gent with terror and with feareth But to Moscow peasants that gent wast such a lovely lief That gent couldst preacheth the Bible liketh a preachether! Full of ecstasy and fireth But that gent eke wast the kind of teachester Distaff wouldst desire Ye, ye, Rasputin! Lover of the Russian queen There wast a gib yond very much wast gone Ye, ye, Rasputin! Russia's greatest loveth machine 'Tis wast a shame how that gent hath carried on But at which hour his drinking, lusting and his hunger for power becameth to known to more and more people, the demands to doth something about this outrageous sir becameth louder and louder! That gent did rule the Russian landeth and never mind the Tsar But the Kazachok that gent did dance very much wunderbareth! In all affairs of state, that gent wast the sir to prithee But that gent wast real most wondrous at which hour that gent hadst a wench to squeezeth For the queen that gent wast nay wheeler-dealer Though the lady'd hath heard the things that gent'd done The lady hath believed that gent wast a holy healether Who is't wouldst healeth her son Ye, ye, Rasputin! Lover of the Russian queen There wast a gib yond very much wast gone Ye, ye, Rasputin! Russia's greatest loveth machine 'Tis wast a shame how that gent hath carried on "This sir's just did get to wend!" did declare his enemies But the ladies did beg, "Don't thee tryeth to doth, prithee" Nay doubteth this Rasputin hadst lots of enshielf charms Though that gent wast a brute, those gents just hath fallen into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Setteth a trapeth, those gents're not to censure "Come to visiteth us" Those gents hath kept demanding And that gent very much cameth Ye, ye, Rasputin! Lover of the Russian queen Those gents putteth some poison into his wine Ye, ye, Rasputin! Russia's greatest loveth machine That gent did drink all and that gent hath said "I feeleth fine!" Ye, ye, Rasputin! Lover of the Russian queen Those gents didn't did quit, those gents did want his headeth Ye, ye, Rasputin! Russia's greatest loveth machine And so those gents did shoot that gent till that gent wast dead!
Please do: - The Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin - Something by AC/DC, preferably "Highway to Hell", "Let There be Rock", "Hell's Bells" or "Thunderstruck" - "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas
