Boo Boo The Fool and the All Star Swim Team - Mermaid (LP Version) 

Yeah, haha. The lyrics, I parked my boat and saw my front door was smashed in, smelt something burnin didn't hear water splashin, i found my girl in the kitchen all dried up, tied up stuffed inside a pan and fried up, HUH, now i'm so mad I could make the whole world end some punk just prepared me Soufflé ala girlfriend, with a note scotch taped to her throat and this is what he wrote, this is a kiddnapper come to the ymca if ya want ya kid back "it's a trap" you best believe it's a trap, now come by yaself and don't cha try nothing funny, and oh ya bring some money HA!