Bootleg Sonic Coloring Books 

Patter's humor is like a modified version of a modified version of how it was in 2018 to the point that literally nobody will understand anything unless you've viewed like 20 of his videos before

Sometimes i forget that peter is an actual artist and the fact that he drew the gun in shadow's hand really well caught me off guard

Peter gets high off scented markers for twenty minutes

It’s funny, my parents got me a bootleg Sonic “how to draw” book for my 18th birthday this year. I knew it was bootlegged, but they meant well and just wanted to help encourage my art further even if I didn’t need a book to do that. So I actually used the book as art reference for a few art pieces to let them know their support is very much appreciated. ❤️

3:00 i love how you just pumped out that shotgun like its nothing, it looks so perfect and smooth like stock art that kicks ass

man i love watching peter do stupid stuff in front of a camera that's most likely more expensive than my whole body

4:40 “going to the first page, you have everyone’s favorite character, Bruno Mars” he pronounces it so seriously like he’s presenting this book to higherups at the company

oh my god I thought I was the only one who got the weird teethy hurty feeling when using markers

All the coloring books were actually good and this is Pater hallucinating from drinking lemon swamp water and sniffing markers

Sometimes I do occasionally enjoy a good ol bootleg Snoc The Hoc book. Thank you for the content Printing the Knitting.

I wana have a beer with Peter and talk about the most random shit so bad

I love how the direction of the farts on the animals are so inconsistent and angled weirdly

I'm just waiting for the day Peter comes across one of these colouring books with straight up fetish art in it.

I’m glad peter is making more videos featuring his wife, I love their relationship and it’s so fun to watch on screen.

“Me and Tails can’t smell anything” Proceeds to sniff markers and describe them 😂

The art at 2:05 is from my old DeviantArt from when I was like 12💀💀 and for the record I just wanted everyone to be friends 😭

Peter! These aren’t bootleg colouring books! They’re rom books!

If you pay attention, every time it looks like he's out of coloring books and he grabs the last one, more coloring books appear.

I know you were joking around but I really do hope you don't beat yourself up too much and hate yourself. I'm sure even off camera you're a great guy! We all just need patience and time. And hey! Your vids are hella comforting, like hanging out with someone and doing stupid stuff together, no judgment, just fun. So at least know you make amazing content that brightens up people's days! 💕

9:28 he smiles when he gets “that damn fourth chaos emerald” :)

all our peter homies remember the green knuckles and blue tails

It's so funny I can enjoy a grown ass man playing with a colouring book

this guy's editing is a whole separate music genre

There should be a coloring book of the sonic movie, except it’s just every single frame in the movie and you have to color all of them. At the end (like a year or two later) you can have your own little sonic movie!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sequel we didnt needed but got it.

okay but the concept of a sonic joke book where eggman is giving egg themed jokes for an entire page is pure gold

I cant believe they put TRIPLETS BORN, THE THRONE AWAITS, in the Sonic book!

The creativity of this man knows no bounds.

17:19 My boy patter just casually talking about Christmas while there's a book titled "Funny Farting and Pooping" in the background.

Did Peter just say....Zoombinis??? I DIDNT KNOW ANYONE ELSE KNEW THAT EXISTED. Zoombinis is like that thing from your childhood that you have vague memories of and think it was a fever dream until someone says the name and it suddenly comes rushing back. I shouldn't be surprised, Peter has so much obscure game knowledge.

I'd like to imagine every character in boot-leg coloring books are actually Dittos

I figured out that image of Tails and Cream on a sidewalk: they're in a suburban neighborhood where there's a patch of grass between the sidewalk and the road, and they're at the corner of an intersection of two streets in the neighborhood which is why the stop sign is there

Cocoto is a very sophisticated meme to the Peter universe.

aw his wife looks as gorgeous as ever. nice to see they're still together.

I HAVE BEEN ADDICTED TO YOUR VIDEOS LATELY...THANK YOU PETER.

3:16 Peter is actually really good at drawing!

I remember having that sonic joke book and there was this one joke that said, “What does sonic do when he is tired?” The answer was: “He runs on his head!” It was the stupidest joke ever but I couldn’t stop laughing at it

The teeth thing/ irritation you get from colouring is from those kids felt markers on rough, cheap paper - I hate it too. There's a lot of friction between them as you colour, creating vibrations in your body and a nasty noise.

I don't know if that it's intentional or not, but the green Knuckles on the thumbnail is an actual Sonic characters from the Archie comics, as well as the blue Tails who was a glitch in Sonic 3&K and a character that was inspired from it became real in the IDW comics!

I am happy to see that Peter is spending some quality time with his wife, Chikorita.

I think I need to sleep more because when Patter said "weird foot representation" I was inconsolable for ten minutes

Normal scented markers: Brown is chocolate! Brown is coconut! Brown is hazelnut! Crayola: *BROWN IS ROOT BEER*

British Sonic be like "I must speed forth!"

"It's sunscreen, which actually applies really well"

“Shadow plays Mozart!?” Me who imagined Shadow playing drums: “Thus is false information”

This video definitely brings back the old Peter Knetter vibes from the 2010s. Good ol days

I'm so glad that Peter is making transformative work out of this fanart

6:33 Sonic trying to write Amy a letter for the 50th time, trying to tell her he just likes her as a friend But she burns the letter anyway for the fireplace :X

Whoever made these bootleg coloring books must have really liked Sonic Underground, considering there's quite a bit of fan art of Sonia and Manic, Sonic's sister and brother.

I like how 40% of the video is him smelling the scented markers 😂

3:49 "He gon beat you." 6:24 "I'm hiding crack" "I'm going to get the crack" 10:31 *Microwave noise*

12:06 Didn’t expect a CC other than Brutalmoose to reference Zoombinis

6:20 did Peter actually color him for this bit?

Peter can draw surprisingly well!

i love this guy because his content is always either the most dull mundane thing you can imagine or something that im convinced he got the idea for while smoking ayahuasca in the desert and staring straight into the sun. i watch both kinds with with same delight

You know you've reached top masculinity when you start tasting markers.

3:49 "He Gonna beat u" - Peter Kennfrin

The shadow with the shotgun pic really caught me off guard lmao, why was it so well drawn?

4:40 this Perfect I love you 7:14 you've done it again i am in awe

The Valve theme playing every time you make a "dark" joke is killing me

Peter now has to sniff markers every time he does one of these videos

I love your bootleg coloring videos. It's funny to see what you could come up with on a spot too when it's wrong. But it's also hilarious to see what they when they could easily just look up the pictures and everything. Then again art doesn't really come eat it everybody. For example, I can't draw for crap.

Alternate title: Peter sniffs markers for 21 minutes straight

Me,an 11 year old watching a grown man descend into madness!

11:27 I have that same feeling too

4:33 "This book BENLONGS to:"

5:18 peter:what does this smell like me: T A I L S

0:03 well that explains everything

I love the valve loading screen music with the Jonas Brothers

At one point in the archie comics, knuckles just turns green.

11:35 I hate the same feeling as well

15:20 Cue me hurting my lungs from laughing so hard.

i love that part in sonic 2 when amy saves the seven chaos chocolate bars from dr eggman

I've always wanted to color my own Sonic OC.

Sniffing markers gotta be my favorite drug

0:36: Ah yes, Sonic the Hedgehog Barthallamule.

17:40 Peter, how DARE YOU call Hypno "just some dude"?!?!?!

When Peter put the big smile on Shadow. Haha!

It's cannon that Peter plays metal gear 6:08

2:52 PAPYRUS?!

Couldn't stop laughing whenever I saw chikorita the jigglypuff's leaves vanish because of the green screen.

18:33 Pattern is a fellow Jarling confirmed, out here showcasing the merch of the first podcast ever, bear bear

Peter I’d love it if you made your own coloring book considering your history of arts and crafts

There was Peter, a bootleg Nintendo Colouring Book by Magical Creative, despite being a Nintendo colouring book, characters that weren’t Nintendo like Sonic appeared.

Nice to see him spend some quality time with his wife

Finally peter mentions Spyro. That is all I came in for.

14:21 British AND Canadian alert [because of the spelling on flavour]

I love how you censored the last book for a couple seconds right before you show it, but it’s clearly visible before hand.

2:21 i’m scared peter

As a bootleg sonic coloring book, I can confirm it’s a bootleg sonic coloring book

Alternative title: Peter coloring in sonic characters and sniffing markers for 20 minutes

Patter litterly dies so much funny stuff for us to watch XD

5:53 bro💀

10:46 Tails, Cream, a bench... A deadly combination

man draws over sonic, doesnt regret it.

In the Archie comics, knuckles became full of chaos energy and turned green. Like deadass.

but fr tho, jokes aside, peter got drawing skills ngl

No one: *Laughs at farting pooping animals* Peter at 19:54: ඞ

Its nice to see more of Pketer's Netter's wife included in more videos

That Dokapon Kingdom reference really came out of left field.