Boss Analysis # 12 - Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle... Bosses? 

It can't be 20XX, where the hell is mega man?

Brace yourself, because this is a long one. This is the universe where Wily kills Mega Man with Gamma. Unfortunately, Dr. Light cuts Gamma's wires in delirious anguish, destroying himself and Gamma in the process. Wily is partly crippled for life and has to carry a walking stick; he turns bald out of shock and remorse for his former colleague's suicide. Repenting his previous ways, Wily turns Gamma into Rock Mountain, naming it after his old friend's "child", and lives there in bitter sorrow as a hermit, explaining why he always chooses rock - it's as a tribute to, well, Rock. He turns his lab coat into a more dignified old man cloak, and shaves his beard in a nearby stream, making it look more neat. Roll "grows up" and becomes the Oasis Queen. Proto Man avenges his brother as Alex Kidd; unfortunately, his weapons, shield, armour, scarf, sick shades and dignity are all gambled away right before the start of the game, since he pulls his buster on an ogre (buster obviously loses to everything). The rest of the Mega Man series doesn't happen.

@@hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853 well then. What's the blue gorilla? Hard Man?

​@@obotprime339 and where is mount ebott

vine boom sound effect

Yeah, why?

I did NOT expect to see you here! I was just scrolling through comments about this game and found you. 😅

@@DaKlipz also i was just straight up wrong rock paper scissors definitely is not skill based loool

lmao @@BillehBawb

But then near the end it's gets better.

Rohan Kishibe is Alex Kidd confirmed

Rock Paper Scissors Door!

+Vivian Sutton (vividBloodsucker) but hey, that's just a theory. a agme theory!

+Vivian Sutton (vividBloodsucker) its true!!

My only question about the theory is: Why is Bart Simpson guarding a Rice ball? Although guarding Donuts would make a lot more sense!

Is maRIo A cOmmUnIst!? LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES! IT PROVES IT!!!!

+Jonathan Backo he was confused about the rice ball because in the pokemon cartoon they call rice balls jelly donuts and he happened to see that episode before he went into solitude

How can you laugh at THAT!?

That's it! 1,000,000 years dungeon!

Catherine Lipscomb TO THE MOOOOOON!

nicholas .shaw Slender Man's Forest it is, then!

there's an rps variant where you take off one piece of clothing when you lose. I guess all these characters wear their clothes in one piece?

Wait! {runs up to Pax} Pax: What? Get Mr. Git out of this tournament *RIGHT NOW,* or else he's going to die! {quietly to self} Those 3 nasty jerks have GOT to somehow keep their essence out of here...

Catherine Lipscomb - And, if it's the Japanese version, lose his clothes too.

Do not worry. He's got so many Truth Pendants that he CAN'T lose, and if he did lose, he's a stickman, with no clothes to lose in the first place.

Kibchi Redanlae HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SANITY!?!? TRUTH PENDANTS DON'T MATTER HERE!! THAT'S IT! I SEND YOU TO THE MOON FOR 1,000 YEARS!!!!!!

Catherine Lipscomb **Block** My M.DEF is so high that offensive spells, in any form, do not work on me.

Actually, it would end up in a Tie. One loss, one victory, and one draw equals an overall tie.

CloudySwablu Then the only option is to use a Davy Crockett launcher like The Boss did to Naked Snake in the Secret Theater bit, "The Ultimate Weapon".

They could have actually done something cool with it if he used all his hands at once. Each arm you beat gets blown off him until he has none left or something. They'd have to give you some sort of way of surviving the losses, though...

Dexxus like if you lost you had to survive him shooting multiple hands at you

And also the new one except that it's an actual boss fight and you know what the enemy will play.

The phone guy being the purple guy is even worse

*cough cough* sans=Ness *cough cough*

*best

doesn't every component of existence have Rule 34? isn't that the whole point?

everything does

everything does

everything does

Sadly, I don't think so..... SOMEONE MAKE IT!

{grabs Christopher Worthington with a net and takes him to a rocket-powered capsule on full course for Mars} You... have BE- *TRAYED* me!

The Trio has risen!!

THE TRIO HAS RISEN! SEND IN THE DALEKS! THE ROYAL CANTERLOT GUARDS! THE PHOENIXES!!!

God, not the muffins!

+Muffin {grabs a gun} {looks to the right} Sorry to do this, Derpy... {BANG}

The #1 Runaway Guys Fan rest in peach i guess

The #6 Runaway Guys Fan So the Ponies are collaborating with the Daleks now? >:(

And a million pictures of butts for whenever the word "butt" is used. God, I hate Game Theory.

That would've been great. You should make more theories such as that ingenious one!

Still better then a Game "Theory" video *cough cough* sans = ness *cough cough*

thegamingpromaster that theory was so retarded. I swear you could counter every single one of his arguments

thegamingpromaster Those Undertale videos are why I unsubscribed to them. They got way too annoying fast.

I guess so ;)

+mario landeros And he only came up with the theory upon remembering the scene from The Simpsons.

Everybody quit saying this!

Megaman's jump pose at least makes sense. It's like an exaggeration of his movement, but still posed properly enough to make it clear that it's a jump. Alex? Not at all. He definitely has the weirdest jump pose of the two. yes I know this is 7 years late but i just felt like giving my opinion on the matter.

Draconic Oni seems to have some sort of shield protecting him from harm!

But I found a way around it!

wow. But yeah, my bro bought the genesis collection for ps2 ind i just crawled and punched the boss away XD. at least after some lucky RPS attempts :l

Zachary Ford You? I send you to Hell!

What was that from I forget

Supah i dont know but reminds me of S.K what that stands for I'll let you figure out

Meta E. BITE ZA DUSTO

Also the game is basically just a less difficult Shinobi in an Alex Kidd 'reskin'. =P Still a solid game, though.

Devil kirby is bad A little, but they always obviously show which one will attack, so it's easy to win.

Devil kirby is bad I DO!! I Played the game!! And NakaTeleeli was the first one I watched, and his playthrough signaled the reason I hate the game that's being focused on in Alex Kidd.

Devil kirby is bad The characters you mentioned, one of them is a Random-Generated Name in Brawl. The other one is a blue unicorn colt with an overbite. The 3rd one... I got nothing. Also, said characters, I always hated them, but I never got what they were associated with, until NakaTeleeli got to the World 7 boss (which is all 3 if them). Then it hit me.

DUDE I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT MIND BLOWN

Holy fuck, I loved that game!

SHUT UP!

@@ilikecurry2345 if you didn't pay attention to the joke you couldn't have gotten mad, that makes you sound like a big ass -_-

I can't change my profile pic You didn’t pay attention to the joke, moron.

That's Ashra abuse.

LMMFATFO

Don't MAKE me use my BanHammer on you!

BaseballJanken = NakedJanken!? Baseball confirmed to be a strippers' game and linked with a horrible presence!

His name's Ashra.

@@ilikecurry2345 I think he means the enemies in the Stage 1 basement. 🦇

Oh? I sentence you to _life in prison._

Blueberry well there is ultimate epic battle simulator, you *might* be able to get the results of what such a battle would end in.

But Bart is an old lady. But... Earth should NOT be slowly be taken over by the Trio.

Catherine Lipscomb that thumbnail fits in so well with that icon.

???

You can't "belive" it!

+RaceBandit A very WTF design?

The #1 Runaway Guys Fan Basically, something that makes the audience wonder "WTF". Probably my fault for not going in with all of the lore _(The whole Paperock thing and RPS games might've helped)_ but it still seemed very weird.

RaceBandit Oh. In that case I have a headcanon that Paperock is merely a bad future created by the Terrible Trio (after having fused into one perfect being, named Perfect Janken) if the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't successfully manage to beat her (I tend to stick with female pronouns when talking about Perfect Janken because the resulting combination has a female body). The regal Parfum Palace becomes the ominous Sky Castle, the seas of Kalos are renamed to Splashy Sea, the quaint town of Kiloude is now Rookie Town, the red deserts of Route 13 are turned into the Scorpion Desert, the Power Plant is destroyed and replaced with a huge pyramid, Santalune Forest is remonikered Hiho Forest, and the land is reformed to look like the hand gestures used in the game Perfect Janken is building her empire around.

The #1 Runaway Guys Fan So basically, Hell _(Kalos)_ becomes Paperock? Eh, nobody cared about Kalos anyways.

RaceBandit DON'T YOU DISS MY POOR KALOS BABIES...

VonFirflirch Found it, thanks.

LI0NZ GT And no, you sound in no way intelligent at all.

The Trio has risen!! Never trust the Wormadams!

what the hell did luffy eat?!

***** The result of an entire planet conquested!

The result of a bad future where the Trio manages to take over the entire world after having merged into one perfect being!!

Erm, 1989.

MesprittheDigimon We're guessing May 29th?

You would expect the world to be alot more advanced with robots that can pick up rocks, can cut down trees, can survive freeze up to -9999.F, can connect wire, can throw bombs with no trouble, and survive heat up to 9999.F. And shoot lemons. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Are you allowed to be alive!?

🐧 I brought the Penguin of Truth~

Surely the japanese version is the original and the anvils is american censorship? Good old american "violence is better than nudity".

Neon Skylite the fight theme of knock out (or punch out) yeah actually it was punch out

A recipe for disaster indeed. Further heightens my "Paperock is Kalos in a bad future" theory.