" Okay, got the standard safety card , warranty info , postage of course . (plays) There's one sound you can get . (plays more) There's another sound .......... Notice that I've removed the pedal from the box . The box is now empty . (holds box upside-down & shakes it ) See ? Empty . (plays even more) There's a third sound you can get . (not playing) Now I'm not playing . (Eats a Xanax) I will now drag this out even longer by talking slower . " Editor off today ?