Bowser in the Dark World No Joystick Allowed 

Bowser: " you won't survive a single step in my lair" Mario: "ok"

Bowser, lying on his deathbed Mario (backflipping): Wahoo- Wahoo- Wahoo

I really like the new thing with the input display. It makes the gameplay easier to understand and what you're doing.

Somebody should see how much of Panen's most crazy stuff is possible to do without TAS.

this is epic

Year 2026: WMotR done no joystick

MARIO HAS THE GYMNASTICS BRO

And I used to be proud that I had beaten Ocarina of Time without pressing 'z'...

You can maybe also upload videos which can't be done in No Joystick Allowed but still are close enough? The best measurement of Joystick would be Magnitude×Frame. Also ABZ/No Buttons challenge video when?

I'm loving these videos of no joystick allowed, plz continue pannen

Imagine cooking up a master plan to overtake the Mushroom Kingdom and some guy beats you *without walking* just to flex on you.

I vote we put our money together and just buy him a controller that isn't broken. This is getting out of hand.

MARIO wants to learn JUMP but MARIO already knows 4 moves! Should a move be forgotten to make space for JUMP? 1, 2 and... Poof! MARIO forgot WALK and... MARIO learned JUMP!

The real reason the crystals are on those platforms.

literally anyone: the joystick in my controller broke! now I can't complete this level... : / pannen: *hold my A press*

6:04 [Teleports behind you] "Nothin-a personnel, Bowser."

After over 20 years, the crystals have finally been useful...

Mario is having difficulties understanding his new 3D environment. All he have ever known has been 2D.

We’re probably gonna reach a moment where pannen beats the game with 120 stars just by looking at the controller

Truly, a mathematician's approach to Super Mario 64. Astounding work. You never cease to amaze me.

*BREAKING:* Local plumber does complex series of backflips and dives to break into giant turtle's house without walking

Jesus, Pannen, you're making me hyperventilate with all those near-edge ground pounds.

So this is what those Melee players meant by microspacing

"Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Control Stick smokin'! Wait, you're not even using one??!"

Alright fine, *_YOU WANT ME TO USE A PRESS?!_*

Pannen this is the best video I have seen in months.

Oh dang, loving the No-joystick allowed streak going on!

1:14 "This is fine."

I keep on wondering how the joystick input would look like

Sometimes, these videos feel like a Tim and Eric skit with their absurd premises

Pannen is only at 1% power here. He's holding back.

there's no way he'll beat bowser *he beats bowser*

Now get the red coins

Okay, now defeat Bows- Oh

So, this is the power of the A press...

6:03 yea, that's how it works

...Is “No Joystick Allowed” going to become the new “0x A Presses”?

how you manage to do these is beyond my comprehension and i’ve been watching you since 2012

Mario: *Teleports behind bowser* "Nothing personal, paisano"

Those mindgames work wonders; Bowser defeat without spinning.

Finally discovered the solution to the N64 joystick wear

You were so concerned with whether or not you could that you never stopped to consider if you should.

Good thing this game doesn't have a timer like the older ones

I can see why people complained about the DS version not having a joystick.

mr pancake I'm crying, please put down the copy of mario 64

Why do you disappear for months at a time only to upload 30 videos in a week?

"I wish my controller's A button worked" *the monkey's paw curls a finger*

I was going to comment, "now beat Bowser too", the I saw you do that too, legendary.

A surprising lack of “so-many-A-presses” jokes here. It’s probably for the best.

Absolutely fantastic! I love all the creativity in this route. It's also so different from A-Button-Routes that it's pretty fresh. Like a big puzzle consisting of many small puzzles. Great job.

120 star no joystick when

Well well well, look who’s pressing the A button?

I wish I understood. Someone should make a channel where they take these videos and add commentary and analysis. I bet it would be extremely popular.

Regarding my comment earlier asking about another commentary video, I just now read the FAQ and deleted my comment. I apologize for not reading that before asking, and as someone going through a similar mindset, I should’ve known better than to ask of a project so taxing... and as for commentary videos, I sincerely hope that you don’t have to go through what happened in your Rolling Rocks video again. Thank you so much for your contributions.

Everybody's commenting on the absurdity of the video's premise or the Bowser grab at the end, but what caught my attention was the punch which seemed to make Mario lock from one moving platform onto a different one at 4:09 Was that because Mario's punch direction lined up with the new platform better than the one he was already riding? Does it have to do with momentum? If this has been explained before, I'd be grateful to the person who points me to the explanation.

Pancake Man's Controller is still broken. However, that still hasn't stopped him from playing some Super Mario 64.

When youre a speedrunner and youre broke but still want a world record

6:06 Bowser: C'mon, Mario, this is ridiculous Mario: _Sorry_ _can't_ _hear_ _you_ _over_ _my_ _sick_ *_backflips_*

after years of not pressing A, he has gone all out

6:05 WHAT THE F*** JUST HAPPEN??

Bringing back the no joystick challenge? :D

Now do it without the controller.

Ouch, that thumbnail

Gamer Thot: "I'll play with your joystick" Pannen: (This video)

Why can you cancel punches that never really made sense to me

WHAT 6:04

that bowser kill at least it's not a hate crime this time

The new can you beat challenge: “Can you beat this video without having an anxiety attack the whole time?”

can't wait for the inevitable "no controller inputs" runs

Bowser, watching from a distance: ".....do....do you think I broke Mario by stealing the princess to many times?"

I'm sure that whoever disliked this video did so on accident.

And they say leonardo da Vinci is a genius

Wow this is the most usless video I've ever seen, but at the same time it's the coolest and most impressive. It's amazing, congrats!

this is one of the most stressful things I have watched

"Next week he has to save the Princess with one arm and balancing a book on his head." --Yahtzee Croshaw

el angulo de mi control se ha roto

just opened that community playlist link. Most videos there aren't true "no joystick", but rather "mag 2", where you actually press the joystick up to 2 units (minimal possible input, but still an input) THAT'S CHEATING! Please, link us a playlist without cheaters next time!

I amazed those crystals ended up being useful. 6:02... what?!

Y'know he's going through a life crisis if he uploads a video with this many A presses

How about a “joystick press” challenge where every time you change the direction counts as a press?

Plot twist: his Nintendo 64 controller joystick broke and he doesn't have money to buy another

How bout 0×a press no joystick? That would be so hard! Not for pannenkoek. Ik hou van je videos panbenkoek! Ik vind het wel jammer dat ik mijn sm64 ds kwijt ben want iedere keer als ik jouw videos zie heb ik er weer zin in.:(

With every upload I am convinced more and more that pannen likely exists on another plain of existence not the same as our world we live in.

Thanks for the new inputs heads-up, now I can finally try these runs myself

POV: You broke the Analog Stick controlle

That was the longest 6 and a half minutes of my life.

Why doe goombas freak out sometimes? The one at 1:52 goes absolutely mental

I was firmly convinced you'd stop the video as soon as you got into that pipe, because I honestly couldn't imagine just how you'd beat Bowser without swinging him around, but you really have done it! I couldn't help but burst out laughing when you suddenly appeared behind him blew him up! XD This is pretty much how that scene played out in my head: (probably not funny, but it is to me =P) *Bowser* : "Hah! I got you now Mario!" *Mario* : "You are already dead." (Kenshiro, fist of the North Star reference) *Bowser* : "Nani?!" ("what" in Japanese) *blows up* Not nearly as funny as seeing that part in the video, but I couldn't help myself. ^^ These "No Joystick Allows" videos are AMAZING! Please, don't stop making them! =D

Is it possible to even beat the entire game without the joystick? I mean, ya gotta throw Bowser at the bombs farther later.

i liked the part where he touched the joystick

The whole time I was like oh this is really smart but I was like "ahaha cool but the real challenge would be killing bowser at the end without a joystick" THEN IT HAPPENED.

At this rate you'll eventually beat it using the power of sheer thought

In before a million views. 67947, I suspect this video will get a ton of views

When the joystick on the n64 controller sucks (which it kinda does)

can we just agree that this is self inflicted torture at this point?

What a madman. I love your videos mam dont stop making them. Much love

how to play mario 64 after playing mario party

TIL Mario can flash step.

Even defeated bowser, amazing

One does not simply walk to bowser