Ironically as a native to vegas and as a security officer i can confirm Security would point and laugh if a guy got knocked out by a Hot Chinese girl and a little person.
Where do you work security at if I may ask? Because where I work, if we heard about this, we'd be grabbing some popcorn and just watching from the sidelines :D (after all, we can't get involved since we're outside officers, we only deal with the outside stuff... unless something big goes down and they need the cavalry)
I lived in Vegas for a few years- if I had gotten knocked out by a hot Chinese girl and a midget, I'd wake up laughing. I'd also never visit that place again, from sheer embarrassment.
This is why you just don't start fights with people. You never know who has a can of whoop ass in their back pocket. Even if you're the biggest, meanest MF in a fight, doesn't mean the other person doesn't actually know your mom or your boss or your SO and messes you over some other way that you haven't seen yet. Live and let live. And be polite to people.
Having worked in a casino, I can see several of my old friends from Security in that moment laughing their asses off... AFTER. While on the floor, they are PURE business though.
Tho, to be fair, that situation sounds so god darn absurd that depending on their humour they wouldnt be able to stop themselves. Cause I know I sure couldnt
"Sign this waver" Bro making the smart choice here. Im no expert of the hankey pankey, but if someone I knew could bend my spine into a pretzel asked me to do something that could cause them pain, I'd want a waiver signed too
Do they teach this specific way of delivering jokes in stand up school? I'm half joking and half being serious because so many stand up comedians seem to deliver material that way. Did you know Brad used to be in a double act and his partner was very quick witted. In fact he used to write jokes off the top of his head during the set. I meant physically write jokes on the top of Brad's head not his own. That bombed *Car crash sound*
