Brandon has a writing problem... 

Obviously this comes from a place of love as Sanderson is one of my favs. Were just memeing :P

Brandon takes breaks from writing books by writing other books.

This aged pretty well. The madman just wrote 5 more novels in secret while keeping us updated on his non-stop writing process on his other books. Brando Sando is in a productivity tier of his own.

I was in his class when someone asked "when do you take vacations?" And Brando looked at the student and said, "Vacation?? Oh, yeah Vacations are a great time to write!"

Alright, this is officially not a sketch anymore, this is a documentary.

Quantity or quality? Brandon: "Why not both?"

"maybe you should make a back catalog." Little did Daniel know that this whole time Brandon WAS making a back catalog.

An author should never get in an argument with Brando Sando, or he'll spoil the ending of your own series for you.

Wouldn't it be nice to take a break from writing fantasy for a bit? Sanderson: Oh, yeah, sure. 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘤𝘪-𝘧𝘪

Brandon Sanderson writes so much he finishes other people stories.

I had to rewatch this after Brandon's announcement, he has truly become a parody of himself

We all know that Sanderson found the allomantic metal that allows him to steal writing speed. That’s what happened to G.R.R.M and Rothfuss.

Brandon "I avoid writing burnout with more writing" Sanderson

Speed. I am speed. - Brandon probably

We just found out that he was LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE of writing FIVE secret novels when this skit came out. Brandon, what the actual fuck...

Brandon Sanderson writes like he’s going for Stephen King’s crown.

Turns out, the rest of us saw a skit. Brandon Sanderson saw an instruction manual.

How I expected this to end: "Hey, you know, do you want a back-catalogue, maybe take a break from writing fantasy for a little while?" "Oh, hey, yeah I can do that." *Continues writing after a single beat* "What are you doing?" "...writing science fiction." *Daniel leaps across table.*

Why did you have to go make him feel bad daniel? Now he's gone and written half his books in secret.

Can you bring Noah on more often? These skits are hilarious.

Brandon: I don’t have a *writing problem* Also Brandon: I’m releasing 4 books next year.

Brandon Sanderson: Writes 51 books in 6 months Daniel: HoW dO yOu wRITe LIKe YOUrE rUnnInG ouT of TImE?

Daniel:Create a back catalog Brandon: you know that's a great idea Daniel: You were supposed to stop making books to make that back catalog! Not just make it on the side This video was prophetic

This channel's getting pretty sketchy.

"We're done with our 250 word short story exercise. Brandon, how many words did your story come out to?" "It's 600."

Don't show this to George R. R. Martin or Rothfuss, they'll feel attacked.

“I am a book. I am a book. I am a book.” -Brandon when he’s 97.

Obviously, Brandon Sanderson doesn’t just write all day. He also does stream signings.

This aged like fine wine Although, when you said "just have a back catalogue, don't stop writing just stop releasing the books", I don't think yesterday's announcement was quite what you meant

I feel like brandon structured his announcement as a response to this skit

My name is Brando Sando. And I am the fastest writer alive.

So BrandoSando's announcement this morning is literally just this. "Look, we all deal with stress in different ways."

Sandman Sanderson: Haha, printer machine go brrRrRRrRrrr

Daniel. DANIEL. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE DANIEL. WHAT DO YOU KNOW. HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS! ARE YOU SOME SORT OF PROPHET! CONFESS DANIEL CONFESS!

Everytime Sanderson puts out another book, one of GRRM's and Rothfuss' horcrux dies

After watching his livestream today I 100% agree. He literally said he puts in 10 hours a day, with 6 hours for free time every day, and he's pretty chill with it. The man's insane

The faces as you passed the laptop back is the funniest shit I’ve seen this week. Big ups for making content so niche and making it well.

You know he actually acknowledged this video in his live-stream, it said you have no idea how accurate this is.

i love how brandon just loves to write, its his genuine passion in life, he is the shard of authors

"If you could just have a back catalogue" I guess he took that personally

“Did you just finish a book?” The question I’m gonna ask Brandon the day I meet him.

Brandon revealing that he just secretly wrote 5 books in 2019-2021 makes this meme even more perfect that it was xD

Brando: I can stop writing anytime I want. *doubt*

This wasn't a skit, it was a premonition.

The fact that Brandon Snacc-erson wasn’t wearing a graphic tee under the blazer jacket was a missed opportunity and I’m disappointed

who else is here living in 2022 when Brandon reveals himself to literally be a meme?

Sanderson lookin at other authors like “don’t make me finish your series for you!”

The little smile at 0:34 is the funniest most adorable thing ever

When ever I tell people about him I start with this “He’s the only author I know to accidentally make a book series and to finish a book from start to finish on the same tour!” The only thing that slows him down with the cosmere is making sure the magic is being done correctly. He could pop out a cosmere book quicker if he didn’t worry about the Magic’s and fact checking

This has never been more relevant than it is now. Brandon is a living meme.

This is legit. I was at a book convention, where between Brandon's panels, he'd find a quiet place to write. And hoo boy, the ire in his eyes, if you interrupted him to say even a quiet, passing hello xD

Brandon Sanderson: This, but unironically

You're a weird kid, Daniel Greene. And I like it.

Rewatching this after Brandon's announcement today...he really does have a writing problem lol!

Martin and Rothfuss fan: It's been 15 years since the last book, guys, 15 YEARS. You see this guy, you see him? He is my son he graduated from medical school and HE DIDN'T EVEN EXIST WHEN YOU PUBLISHED THE FIRST BOOK!!! I JUST NEED CLOSURE, IT IS ALL I'M ASKING FOR!!! Sanderson fan: this is a intervention, because we are concerned about you, this not normal Brandon, you need to stop writing. We haven't haven't finished the last to books you published last week and you came with a new one. It's no humanly possible to read this much, let alone write this much. Please, go outside, take a couple of months for a vacation it's totally ok.

As of todays announcement... He followed your advice... kept writing, stopped publishing. So... careful what you wish for.

SERIOUSLY!!! He finishes Rhythm of War, I blink and he's 20% into a Stormlight novella. What the heck Brandon!

This video was recommended to me again today. Seems more relevant than ever.

most people-complain about not writing enough Brando-Sando fans-complain about him writing too much

This just became relevant. Again.

"Why do you write like you're running out of time?"

This aged like fine wine

Just imagined Patrick Rothfuss being like: “man you really are making this game hard, stop it”

Anyone else come here after Brandon Just surprised us with 5 new secret books?

The fact youtube recommended this video after he just let us know about 5 fully written secret novels is great

This needs an episode 2 now

This video is Daniel Green prophecy somehow knowing that Sanderson was writing FIVE secret novels during a worldwide pandemic.

This parody doesn't seem like a parody anymore...

Today, this video is not a parody anymore

With the recent announcement, that Brandon was written 5 secret novels during the pandemic, ALONGSIDE 4 "normal" novels. Makes this sketch prophetic and much more true.

“Have a backlog. Just stop releasing the books.” *confused frown* I was cracking up 😂😂😂

This is even funnier in light of his recent announcement

This was an over exaggerated for fun joke a year ago about Brandon writing too much. Now it turns out its actually toned down and not showcasing Brandon writing enough.

This popped into my recommended after Brandon announced he's releasing 4 novels he wrote last year in secret. Sanderson fans are actually spoiled

Brandon confirmed in RoW release: “publishers really like more time to publish books than I often give them”

This hits different after a few days ago 😆

This is gold. I have seen his most recent signing stream. He is doing Q&A, playing with his parrot, signing and probably finishing a few chapters of Dawnshard in his head.

1:27 That's Brandon literally TODAY XD

"So Brandon, do you want quantity or quality?" "Yes."

This keeps aging like fine wine 😅

Since the video was posted, I bet the real Brandon has finished a novella, outlined Mistborn 10 and did another 2-hour livestream

This meme will live forever

Well...this aged interestingly

Brandon”what the fuck is writers block?” Sanderson is truly a madlad

This is so freaking relevant right now

This is disturbingly accurate now. . .

Lol, With his recent Kickstarter drop of his "secret books" this is even more hilarious and sad.

This aged so well

Little did we know, this video was actually Prophetic

Brandon watched this. He mentioned it on the stream today.

“BRANDO SANDO” omg I’m dying

This is even funnier after Brandon’s announcement today

If Sanderson doesn't have a shirt that says "I could be writing right now", he's doing it wrong. 5 secret books wtf....

It is now canon that Brando Sando writes in his free time.

I’m just waiting for the crossover episode between GRR Martin, Patrick Rothfuss and Brandon Sanderson

I feel like when brandon wants to be productive he writes. When he wants to procrastinate, he writes. And when he is bored, he writes. There is no other explanation.

'just stop releasing the books"... yeah, he did that... and then he shoved them down our throats four at a time.

It is March 1st and you have willed this into existence. He heard backcatalogue and has written 4 secret novels

Besides a hemalurgical spike for writing speed, he also has Old Magic: Boon: Writing competence regardless of how fast he goes Bane: r/cremposting

Sanderson: *laughs in 5 secret books*