Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CAPTAIN KRONOS: VAMPIRE HUNTER 

Hell yea! There’s a a lot of possibility for the other type of vampires the hunchback explained we never saw.

Can u review Night of the demons 2

Hell to the yeah!

Hey Brandon, how about reviewing "Fist of the North Star" 1986 anime movie? Check out this manly fight. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-PbY_3HmeCmU.html

Brandon Tenold Dang Brandon reviewing a vampire flick already it’s not even October 🎃 yet

Who also had a role on the old "UFO" TV series.

Would she be the lady at 15:07?

No kidding. Huh. Edit: Looked it up. She also PLAYED his mother in Sherlock. The more you know :/

Also the title monster in The Blood Beast Terror, which Peter Cushing called the worst movie he ever made. Yes, worse than Mystery on Monster Island and At the Earth's Core.

I looked up her credits on IMDB. She was in a LOT of stuff.

That would've been awesome!

Or the Hammer and Nail Universe

Peter Cushing was way too old by then to do that.

wstine79 Ugh that would have been so freaking cool

@RavnDream Really? To me he looked like the Grim Reaper when he played General Tarkin in Star Wars.

@RavnDream I mean that Cushing looked really gaunt and old by Star Wars. He didn't look the same as when he played Van Helsing in Horror of Dracula and Brides of Dracula.

+adam crowe I'd watch the shit out of that!

Fluoride Jones you and me both!!

Someone Make this happen, seriously HULU make it happen

I want this so bad.

I pick Dan Stevens

Most definitely 👍 👌 💯 🙌 😌 👏

Agreed, although I wouldn't call Captain Kronos bad, it's no masterpiece but still a fun watch.

Caroline Munro is a good reason to watch ANY movie, good OR bad! I remember first seeing her as the chopper pilot chasing Roger Moore in the white Lotus! I must have watched the part where she gives him that sexy wink at least a dozen times when I first watched that movie!

@@pypeworld It's certainly better than Star Crash, or whatever that thing was.

this movie isnt even bad.

Passed down from Gimli.

Here's what I don't get, why didn't Quincey Morris ever become a popular character? A tough knife-wielding Texan who hunts supernatural creatures from Stoker's original novel should be a huge hit, and as far as I know there haven't been any graphic novels, video games, movies, etc. about Quincey.

@@robwalsh9843 probably cuz he died at the end of the story. I know that doesn't necessarily stop writers anyway, but still.

@@B3nKen0bi They did stuff where the "bachelor" was a widower and had kids.

@@dubuyajay9964 what's it called?

I was gonna post the same thing till I saw your comment, so a LIKE is in order!!

solomon Kane Conan kull And red Sonja All the best characters of Robert E Howard

I would say that Solomon Kane is actually one of Robert E. Howard’s most appreciated heroes, in that people still remember him and write (and film) new stories about him into the modern day. That’s more than I can say for Steve Costigan the sailor or Breckinridge Elkins the mountain man, Howards’s most popular characters in his lifetime.

@@fromthecheapseats7126 Oh, of course, but I'm more talking in general pop culture terms, not from among Howard's work - he's definitely one of the most well known REH creations, I just think he (& REH) should be even more well known. 🙂

Or, a short stubby in vag!

Wait what? I never heard of this film until now

@@Megatron_95 ALL HAIL....MEGATRON

I haven't seen that movie in probably 30 years. Hell, I saw it before I ever saw the Evil Dead movies!

@MrGonzale09 Yes it's on Amazon Prime in Canada. Saw it there and watched it again. Love the beginning.

What?

@@dubuyajay9964 It's tasty.

cool fact

The actor who played Angel in The Wild Bunch was also a Sesame Street regular

So he WAS on an educational kids show?

Did the German version of Count disappear during that time, by any chance?

In America we don't have Yorkshire pudding...we have to make do with a slice of bread with a hole cut out of it, and it's fried in a pan with an egg cracked into the hole... It's definitely not the same. It's also called a birds nest.

I thought you had Pigs in a Blanket in America? It's the same basic idea. Also, yorkshire pudding is very easy to make. It's just eggs, flour, milk.

Sparkles?

I always sorta liked the Chinese one that hopped.

But how much of that is because they shoe horn in other creatures into the "vampire" category?

@@licentiousdreams Oh no, that one is DEFINITELY not part of real folklore.

@@scockery A fair bit, I can't lie. But there are a lot of regional varieties which are all dead people that feed on blood, the difference is usually the way they actually feed on said blood, as well as specific odd features, such as only having one nostril, that serve to identify them. Add in both the specific means of killing specific types (though decapitation is a thankfully common solution) and the seemingly limitless ways you can become a vampire, through no fault of your own, and you'll probably realise Bram Stoker did us all a favour by defining a standard.

I can see why, the zoom in of just her eyes caught me off guard "ohh..my..."

Oh boy....the wink she gives Rodger Moore from the helicopter....🤩

SUPER RAPE

Captain Harlock

I was thinking the same freaking thing!!!!

So how much like her did they look?

@@marhawkman303 I didn't think they did. My wife said they do but in different ways. Couldn't see it myself.

@@therealobanir hmmm now I haz a curious. :D

Why can't it be both a British sexual term AND a meal?

I'm pretty sure "Toad in the Hole" was in The Joy of Sex.

Yeah I remember that scene from Caddyshack.

@Gary Hall I'm currently watching those reviews and man it doesn't deserve any sequels, the first one is a snooze fest but hey it gave us the hilarity that is The Seductress lol.

Where are you? I’m in Austin, Tx and it looks like it’s missing us completely.

@@veelalynne in Galveston

Shouldn't that be classified as Crimes Against Humanity, Den Haag where are you?

@@Henrik_Holst Den Haag? The Hague?

@@patbaker399 Yes, Den Haag in native speak. There is where the crimes against humanities tribunal are located.

@@Henrik_Holst Ah, yes...I did know about the tribunals...been about 30 years since I was in Europe so my Dutch/German/Danish is more than a bit rusty.

@@patbaker399 Sorry about that, should probable have written The Hauge since that is the English version.

Frosted Kron-O's

Krono Krispies?.

As part of the same line as Count Chocula, Frankenberry, & Booberry.

It's funny cause Hideyuki Kikuchi did mention that this movie was a huge influence on his vampire hunter books.

@@Usernamesdontmatter1 :::holds up signed copy of the first book that also has a sketch of D's head by Yoshitaka Amano::::: One of my prized geek items.

@@JnEricsonx I love Vampire Hunter D and Wicked City. I also love Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter, so much so that I named one of my cats Captain Kronos. =^.^=

Next Canuxploitation marathon, I hope!

It wasn't as good as the remake with Jim Carrey

Looked around for Brotherhood Of The Wolf on streaming. Nothing. Can't even purchase it for streaming. Haven't seen that since it came out on video .. late '90s?

CHRISTOPHE (no second R) GANS

@@NefariousKoel Theaters limited back in 2003. How I saw it.

@@superlive98 Well he needs to Gans his ass back to making badass movies.

Nihon-tō mean Japanese sword.

@@TheRezro Buzz Killington to the rescue!

Durwoods will take over the WOOOOOOOOORRRRLLLDDD!!!

Same with me. I've watched this a few times over the years.

I would like to employ their use while viewing. After I watch it too...

A toad in the hole is when you cut a hole in the middle of buttered bread then you fry an egg in the middle.

@obi666 It's both. The British version actually has a wiki page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toad_in_the_hole and you can see the US version here: www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/toad-in-the-hole/

Union rules!

Also I press Like

He's a bit leftist. I hope you don't mind, El Presidente.

@@dubuyajay9964 I love lefties. They despise me for some reason, but nobody's perfect right?

I'm with ya...its always a must watch.

What? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils? Yeah i noticed it too.😁

British pronunciations are so counter-intuitive that they were very effectively used as a tool for detecting Nazi spies in WW2. Not a single German agent arrived in Britain who wasn't almost immediately found and turned by British intelligence. The Nazis basically provided the UK with an entire disinformation apparatus against Germany. Also, IIRC, shires were lead by reeves, leading to our modern term "Sherriff" (shire reeve).

Clone her and start series in about 17 years.

She hardly needs de-aging.

They'd wind up working together after 5 minutes.

Yeah for real! Anyone know??

It's the Save the Earth singer from Godzilla vs the Smog Monster. I think it's available on teespring.com

@@GeniusDevil7 Indeed it is. Thank you.

@@halonothing4210 Haven't been able to find it, can you toss me a link?

He's posted about the shirt on his Facebook page.

That's so...horribly true. :(

Sean Connery said he didn't want to do Lord of the Rings because he didn't understand it. If that's his criteria for accepting a role I would love him to explain Highlander 2.

Unfortunately Brian Clemens died in 2015. But he did also create a cult TV series, The Professionals, which still has a strong following to this day.

You don't like pale guardian the hedgehog as an immortal? Oh and in a bondage outfit.

The Source never happened. It was cancelled in production. It was such a shame, too. Especially since now we'll never know what it was going to be... Yep... It... Never... Happened.

John Carson was the actor here . He actually WAS a James Mason soundalike..! A very distinguished actor - never a leading man but always played part to perfection..!

He already did (kind of), in one his first videos. Top 10 Ray Harryhausen films. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-BX2aoJyVnxc.html

He was a Host on the german Version of Sesame Street for some years. So seeing him is like a little journey back in time for me 🙂