Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GET MEAN 

When that zoom in on the "crystal ball" near the end, for a second, I almost expected wicked blades to shoot out☺.

4 barrel shotgun, mysterious spheres, pure what the fuck. This is an unofficial Phantasm movie.

Godammit, now I want to play a Silent Hills/Red Dead Redemption crossover game that I know doesn't exist.

This is less of an anachronism stew and more like an anachronism smoothie-taking EVERY time period and putting it in a blender

Spaghetti Western? No. - Macaroni and Cheese Western? Possibly.

When will Indiana Kirk show up on the USS Tardis along with Bigfoot and his wife Shaquile O'Neal? They do battle against the Boston Celtics and Ellen Ripley.

Downloads all four movies in the series. Grabs rolling papers. Thanks, Brandon.

You get the feeling Tony Anthony just checked what costumes were in storage and what sets were standing from other films and just wrote around what he found.

Well, I've heard of the term "Acid Western" thrown around as a subvariety, and now I understand more about how that term came around...

"OH MY GOD, I'M BLACK!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😀☺😏 that was pretty funny!

This would make a great video game.

A 4-barreled shotgun is pretty awesome.

Tony Anthony...Tony Tony... Anthony Anthony... Anthony Tony.

Yup, 100% historically accurate. Should be mandatory in schools.

0:29 I can vouch for THE HORSEMAN AND THE SAMURAI. They played it on TCM in HD a few months ago.. nowhere near as random and crazy as this, but a fairly well crafted film along the lines of RED SUN with Charles Bronson and Toshiro Mifune (but with a bit more action, and taking place primarily in Japan). 0:46 COMIN AT YA! is not only on blu-ray, but converted to Real 3D. It's actually a pretty good spaghetti western on it's own, regardless of the 3D material. 1:55 "The Asgard hero to.." you know.. he _does_ look a bit like Loki.

It was like they raided an old prop department and used everything they found.

It's like Terry Gilliam and Mel Brooks dropped a ton of acid and then collaborated to make this movie.

Incidentally, the actual wars in 19th-century Spain mostly involved the Carlists.

"a queen still outranks you, lady" XD

Actually, bottles were wrapped in rope or rags and then soaked with water. The evaporation would cool the liquid a couple of degrees.

Half expected the Knights who say nee to show up

I love your sense of humor

Now, The Question Is: Which Movie Invokes The Meaning Of WTF More, Get Mean Or The Dragon Lives Again?

Not-Alan-Rickman as the sheriff of Not-the-Right-Time-Period! ) As a kid I loved Robin Hood w/ Kevin Costner and Alan Rickman

That’s one reason i love tubi they have plenty of weird older movies on it. Im watching this movie right now, it looked bat shit crazy i had to check it out. Great reviews keep up the good work.

According to the line drawn on the map, the journey to Spain started in Upper Peninsula Michigan.

David Bowie saw a bad movie approaching and dropped his crystal balls before escaping into the labyrinth

There should be a Silent Hill Red Dead Redemption crossover video game.

5:10 I had to stop and clap for that one. Beautifully executed.

I do think the werewolf bit and the undead attack were references to Spanish Horror Films. I forget the name of the Werewolf One (which does take place in Spain), but the other one was "The Templar Zombies Series." I kid you not, that was a thing they made in Spain.

Gotta love the Seinfeld references

Jesus. After watching this review, Army of Darkness is probably the closest comparison I could make, but even then it seems like a weak comparison.

Frankly, the idea of a 19th century north American gun-slinger being hired by European aristocracy does sound interesting. Turning that into a ghost story even more so. Muslim Vikings aren't unheard of in Spain either. And despite everything, this movie is still less of an anachronism stew than most movies set in the middle ages or antiquity. It's just more noticeable because it's closer to now. That said: I would not pay money to see this particular movie. How could it not be disappointing?

Like a western Fantasy Mission Force.

Do the 1980 movie Heavy Metal

You know what nobody would have expected in this movie; the spanish inquisition

1:42 "The bottle was dusty, but the liquor was clean."

So basically a Clint Eastwood cowboy rip-off goes to Spain to fight barbarians, hunchbacks, and ghosts to save a princess and treasure hunt. Never thought I would use those words in one sentence.

3:10 Well according to that map, the movie starts out somewhere around Green Bay Wisconsin. Maybe those Vikings were really Packers.

This was also called “Time Breaker,” which actually makes more sense.

Hey, would you review a Cheng Cheh movie? or that North Korean giant monster flick "Pulgasari"? or "Master of the Flying Guillotine"?

A Silent Hill and Red Dead Redemption crossover? I know you were joking but I would play the hell out of that!

"I do care something about anything" freaking hilarious! ... Hey Brandon, it's Michael from Phoenix Arizona thumbs up...

Shop smart. Shop Stranger Mart. YOU GOT THAT!!!!

Where the fuck were the ninjas at? Did they miss the bus to Crazy Town?

It's a crossover of several stereotypical historical periods.

Its like they mixed the scripts to multiple movies then shot all the scenes while shit faced drunk. It only makes since to them.

Ngl, the banjo theme of this movie is kind of a banger

As a Spaniard, I can tell you this is totally accurate to our History...

The only thing this has to do with Spaghetti, is that they threw Spaghetti on the wall to see what would stick. Unfortunately, it was uncooked.

Three minutes into this and I'm already balls deep in WTF!?

... the barbarian's leave, probably to go back to the movie they came from!! >XD

If the other Stranger movies are anything like this, please review them! This was insane and awesome!

I must watch the whole series and own the box set. BOX SET!

Such a simple title for a very unique film. They just don't make them like that anymore. Up until now I didn't know that they ever made them like that. Who needs drugs when you got the cinema

I actually want to see this now! I love these bizarre Italian films!

Wow, the Moops built Neuschwanstein Castle in Spain! Valuable history learnings.... Cooking someone with a belt full of ammo over a fire... It's food and fireworks, saves effort...

"I don't know what that means but it sound like I'm going to have to black box it..." LOL

I've heard that this movie is used to teach European history in high schools in some US states.

This sounds pretty weird. I wonder how it compares with 'The Order of the Black Eagle', the most random film I've personally seen. Suppose it depends if the 4-barrel shotgun features more prominently in this, than that other film's tank-driving baboon.

Your videos are so awesome!! You really deserve more views haha.

In school, I always heard the pronunciation as moors.

Whatever else, that soundtrack ROCKS (or plinks/clanks/whatever...)!

Oh Boy... If Tony Anthony became the new star of this show, is a great idea ! Long live to you Brandon and concratulation for your work !(I'm French, excuse me for my English)

The only Stranger film I ever seen was the third one in which he end up fight Samurai. Worth a review

Dont' Diss Paul in Buffy--one of the best deaths ever.

Cowboys, barbarians, hunchbacks, ghosts, knights, and a princess? Here's what else this movie needs: Rip-off superheroes Kaiju Aliens Dinosaurs Zombies Vampires Robots Werewolves Pirates Ninjas Samurai Dragons Giant bugs Toilet paper mummies Rip-offs of cartoon characters (remember Popeye from The Dragon Lives Again?) Romans Ancient Greeks Cavemen Sharks Mutants Eldritch abominations Dwarves Elves Goblins Orcs Demons Killer dolls Man-eating plants Killer hippies

Actually the 4 barrel gun isn't made up. In the early days of modern rifle Nock of London made multiple barrel weapons. Why?? Because they could I suppose.

Treasure of the 4 crowns gives me flashbacks. Saw that weird movie so many times on HBO when I was a kid in the early 80's

The "it's" Monty Python reference totally cracked me up LOL

I'd been laughing pretty good thru most of it, but when Crown Prince Mince jumps into shot and Brandon goes, "Sur-PRIIIIIISE~!", I just goddamn lost it. This movie's a weird fever dream of a movie as it is, but Tenold keeps the heading forward throughout with laughs and jabs.

Paul Rubin's death in Buffy was actually hilarious I was disappointed the series wasn't in the same groove

Once upon a time, I didn't think something like "The Room" was real ... I was so blissfully naive back then.

THE MOOPS

I'm getting a bit of a blazing saddles vibe from this movie

I have a headcanon where the Stranger eventually retires to become Tracy Walter in Repo Man.

Now you mention treasure of the four crowns what in 3D hell ! It won the what the bollox am I watching award in the 80s ! Class

Roger Ebert named this as his "Dog of the Week" when it was released stateside.

That's not $10,000! That's about enough Chuckie Cheese tokens to get a skate board.

god I wish Kingdom of Heaven had been directed by Jodorowsky

So I take it the title "Get Mean" is a reference to "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"? with the Stranger being the man with no name?

That grandmother's jewelry line nearly made me lose it

as an european i can confirm that we do not live in castles

Really makes me wish you did McKenna's Gold. It has alot of cult movies cred... PG nudity, some graphic violence, academy award winners, quasi mystical themes

so does this take place in an alternate world where the Reconquista never happened? But that would also mean no Columbus or at least a very different Columbus, this movie raises so many questions I know will never be answered that it gives me anxiety

That reference to Jodorowsky steals the show hahahaha...and to think there are some who think his Dune film would've been great (the documentary about his vision is cool though)

I do like the soundtrack and that shotgun is just sweet. Plus I'm pretty sure the Stranger is the only person who realizes that this movie doesn't make a lick of sense from any standpoint.

This was one of the strangest movies that wasn't trying to be a parody, but was anyway. They dubbed it later, so the mincing barbarian didn't actually sound like that. Then the blackface cowboy...uh never mind. Well, he has a phallic 4 barrel kick butt gun....

when do you come to albany ny or around there again for part of a tour I'd assume you'd have a summer tour but i don't really know the website didn't have anything for this year and id really like to come out and watch you guys live

03:37. Also wasn't the Moors in Spain like "centuries" ago?

Love the Seinfeld reference. Lmao! Awesome,

"Swishy McStereotype" hahahaheeheehee

big fan brandon I can't wait to see other movies you got planned!

I kind of dig watching a movie and not once really knowing what’s going to happen next!

7:26 Fun Fact: In 2012, Historians & Scientists Found The Body Of Richard The Third Under A Parking Lot. It Was Confirmed That Richard Actually WAS A Hunchback.

I guess you'd call that soundtrack "funk-banjo"? Best part of the whole thing, if you ask me...

"Saskatchewan"? Yeah, right!

Could've had Beverley Leslie in that scene saying "Well well well."

2:49 Funny you should say that. See in the original movie...

Hey Brandon did you do the sorority house massacre 3 review yet aka hard to die cuz I type it and it doesn't show we are so waiting