Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: TAMMY AND THE T-REX 

This is actually a pretty awesome concept!

Brandon Tenold review AZTEC REX hell Aztec Rex paid 900,000$

Great taste in music Brandon. Fuck yeah Soundgarden!

Always next time

But we got Theodore Rex. Which is much worse.

Pretty much.

Hey, she was f*cking HOT.

That's a cult alright.

That's the part that made me watch the movie :))

Guys, just make sure the door is locked and shades are drawn during that scene.

The same folks who reviewed Sharknado, clearly!

Where can i find unrated version asking for a friend 🤗

@@bobbyjenkins7946 Vinegar Syndrome web site. They released it on 4K UHD/Blu-ray combo pack. I would suggest waiting for their Black Friday sale so you can save a few bucks on it.

Oh my god

@@wolfpac1970 thnxs

Also this movie: Let's make it crappy!!

@@ohc1492 Rollergator: Hold my swamp water.

@@ohc1492 i saw it long ago... i forgot it since it just t-rex moive.. but i thought it was shot at night...

I love movies that're just like "f@%$ it, let's make a movie for fun!"

@@deltaknight2764 I wil take a movie made for fun any day over a move trying to tell a political message.

Damn, that's some rotten luck!

"When teenage angst isn't the only thing you have to watch out for"... ;)

Teen-Rex. I'm stealing that.

Why is this not a movie yet? 🤣🤣🤣

Comedy gold

Ha ha ha

Also, the Jurassic Park reference "Smart Girl" would also apply in that scenario? ;)

I'd happily have my brain transplanted into the turkey from Thankskilling if it meant I got to ravish Denise Richards. Also that turkey was actually pretty cool.

Fluffy Utahraptor for sure. Strong enough to rip a car door off its hinges, soft enough to use as a pillow.

Yep velociraptor has more than 2 fingers and can run 70 miles per hour

Lol

Now that’s funny 😆

Ellen, I say this as respectfully as possible: Damn, you're HOT....

@@richardadams4928 Richard think with your brain man not your nickname 😂

That moment a celeb comments on Brandon’s content, miss can I ask how did you find this, do you like have a Tammy and the trex radar 😂

Your character Giggerota was terrifyingly fun.

Sexy ... Yes

Nah this review is a fever dream too!

I felt the same way about Mac & Me. I was about 9 and my family decided to take a trip, we stayed at some motel, they had basic cable, late night I saw this weird ass movie, like E.T. but ...different. Anyway, I would get weird flashbacks from time to time about the movie but being older I always chalked it up to those kinds of dreams where something is based on reality, like a person or place, but your mind later fills in the rest in a dream. Until I saw Brandon mention it. There was this other movie I remember about a robot that was supposed to be this one kid's friend I think, but was going around killing other people including kids. It would show the point of view of the other robot/cyborg thing and it looked all pixilated...? This one was a horror movie if I'm not mistaken. Looking for it but I don't remember, saw it the same night, it's been about 25 years.

@@dsandoval9396 you might be thinking of Deadly Friend from 1986

@@jims6079 YEAH! That was it! I just saw a few YT videos and THAT'S the one. Man, scenes from that movie gave me nightmares for a long time as a little kid. Saw a clip with the ending scene in the morgue, oh yeah, that'll definitely still give me bad dreams. Interestingly enough, I've never seen anyone do a review on it or even mention it on channels like this one.

@The Xenomorphian had you played the beta version first and forgot about it (and then had the dream)? Or you had the dream first and then you played the beta version afterwards?

Same way Jack Black's survived Neverending Story 3

Well that's the thing about young actors starting their careers, odds are they will end up in some bad stuff before they get to the good. It's called paying your dues. All they can do is use the experience to make themselves better actors and keep going.

There was no internet back then.

@@shelliupshaw3405 True. But casting directors, producers and such would know what movies they were in. And they could decide not to cast someone who was in a terrible movie. It's a risk, but that's part of the business called show.

They had no careers back then to begin with, as their was their first movie.

Yes

Yup, and he was also Cousin Itt in the Addams Family movies.

Isaac!

Yes it was.

He wants you too Malachi, he wants you too.

John Killion The Wraith/The Crow/ Tammy and the T.Rex cinematic universe

Don't worry, Billy's older brother Packard is taking care of it!

And I have a suspicion that the animatronic T-rex is now in a creationist museum. Michael: (sees himself surrounded by animatronic animals in a Noah's Ark exhibit) "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Didn't this movie get that idea from Terror Of MechaGodzilla??

And the mad scientist is the Purple Guy (William Afton)

@JurassicHero 3 I only knew her in Valentine (2001). That's all I know from her. But here. well I'm in.

No no, the late Paul Walker wasn't in it until they dug Mike up

@@Loonaticx Mike Who again?

Yum yum double yum, sometimes being bi is fun

@@jmdenn3000 Lol nice

Ice Pirates is a personal pleasure of mine.

Not to mention the infamous ET rip-off Mac and Me

Mannequin is technically the same movie... so originality is out the window.

Where's The Ice Pirates review?

Enrique Ortiz Same movie as what?

I was checking the comments for this post

looking at this opinion on the prequles, i can see why

I think one of the first reviews I ever saw of him, he referenced Candlemass - Bewitched, so I was like Goddammit man... have your sub already!

Yes it was

I probably saw that version too on german TV as I remember thinking "are we supposed to be rooting for this kid? He just killed a lot of his classmates brutally for minor slights"

Swift Nimblefoot Kinda the Carrie Syndrome.

@Mike Paul I mean Michael Richards is best known for starship troopers and wild things. After that she was pretty much only known as Charlie Sheen's girlfriend/wife. Sure Paul Walker went on to a much more successful career right up to his unfortunate death. but I feel like by the end of the early 2000's Denise Richards was basically forgotten. Unfortunately beyond her hotness there wasn't really anything there. Once that was gone nobody cared.

John Doe wasn’t Paul Walker also in Monster in the Closet? Btw watch Running Scared, goodbadflicks did a great vid on it

Sean Whalen

The people under the stairs.

McPoyle!

Mouse from THE MATRIX

I was almost certain it was the dorky guy from the progressive commercials that always hanging out with flow.

It's the kind of weird that if you watch it intoxicated, years later you will think you made it up

Think it's just so he doesn't overuse it to the point it gets tedious.

I miss the "oh shit" line.

I thought the deadpan one was funnier than the sound clip.

Because the first decapitation deserved it. The second did not.

It has a 1 video cooldown.

I dunno, I saw the uncut version back in 1995 or so. I remember the scene where the T-rex walks all over the muscle thug guy and they "roll up" his flattened corpse, blood spewing from it. It was ghastly.

@@SwiftNimblefoot You're a lucky dude for having the chance to watch the gory cut.

@@tonymata8070 Germany and Hungary mostly did not censor things way back in the nineties. We saw all of Dragonball and Z uncensored too. Though, I do regret missing out on classics like "Just you wait until my arm grows back!" or "Too bad it was sunday!" :D Sadly later they started censoring, I once watched Commando where ALL the death scenes were cut out - alongside Arnie's awesome one-liners. Ridiculous.

@@SwiftNimblefoot Booo, how dare they censor Commando. That's my favorite Arnie movie

@@SwiftNimblefoot Uh, Germany censored absolutely everything back then and banned pretty much everything from Terminator to Rambo to Nightmare on Elm Street. All you got on TV usually was the censored down versions with all the good parts removed (Sex was fine though, even Schulmädchen Report 3 with its underage rape scenes was shown on Sat 1 uncut all the time and nobody gave a shit but once a bit of blood was shown it was game over). Tammy was shown on RTL in 1998 at like 4 in the morning exactly once and never again, because the Landesmedienanstalt instantly went mad at them. I mean come on it's the same country that went into a meltdown in 1995 when some old morons realized that kids were watching wrestling for half a decade and declared the WWF with it's clowns and plumber to be "dangerous" and "too violent".

Not to mention a certain Brooke Shields

Freaked is freaking awesome

Pretty sure Freaked! is considered a cult classic generally.

RIIICCKKKKKYYYY

Everything Except Shoes lol

Pretty much anytime you see a teenager in a movie, the actor/actress playing them is really in their 20's.

His best movie is Bobby z.

His best movie is Hours.

You’d think he’d pull a shotgun as soon as Billy entered the house.

This movie imagines a world where domestic abuse is allowed to happen in a hospital ward, so...

Andrew W.C. that would be the logical thing to do. And clearly logic has no business being in this movie.

Pretty much.

No

@@chadbrick67 What do you mean No?!

For a minute there I thought you were talking about a riff from the metal band decapitation.

Haha I was hoping he'd put something like that on. Funny how some early 90's movies had just those last vestiges of the 80's in the same way the early 80's films still felt 70's.

Ya it really Outshined the original audio. I'll see myself out.

Awesome bass line

Suddenly have an urge to play on my 3DO

Hear, hear.

Who's Isaac?

I had a feeling it was Issac.

@@nickkurtz512 That's his name! Thanks!

He wants you too....Malachi......he wants you too......

Just a whole bunch of cult icons in this movie! ^__^

*RIP PAUL - WALKER!* He will be missed.

Disagree, the movie is hilarious

Tammy and the T Rex is also so bad its good and extremely charming

Hmmmm, half softcore porn, half schlok sci-fi, half lsd trip....I know that’s 3 halves, and yes he definitely should.

Lexx made Babylon 5's effects look great by comparison. He totally must do it.

@@Becka_Harper The Manbearpig of syndicated sci-fi.

If he did I hope he'd coreview with Diamanda Hagan. Or at least have her cameo.

Amanda Harper It’s less softcore pr0n, but a show about sexual frustration and never getting any.

*CAIN!!!!!*

12 feet is wild

Thanks Frank. Loved that Brandon mentioned it- Giggerota here!!!

@@TheGiggy33 Giggerota! Oh, you were so fun.

isn't that the one with the psychic trex?

Yasmina and the Yangchuanosaurus would be pretty great too!

You joke, but the next year there was a movie called Amanda and the Alien. With Michael Dorn (Star Trek's Worf) as one of the agents trying to hunt them down.

Currently also Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Unless she keeps walking off the set.

Riki-Oh is the one I show people to give them the Tenold experience. This movie gave him a good bit to play with, though.

@@TelenTerror You're not wrong. That is a fantastic example.

Well, that and the batshit-insane premise.

Surprisingly decent gags.

Are you sure about that. There's a lot of people who enjoy laughing at campy movies.

And because its hilarious

And liberals are mentally ill. Hope this helps

Thanks. It was bugging me that I could not find out what happened to the T rex. SOunds logical to me.

@Pipe Tunes Also has a rather large horror collection, but most are really old classics, zero or low-budget. /

He cannot be tried; he's legally dead (and buried).

well, we could argue frontal cortex damage

@@scockery The classic dinosaur robot defense.

Triggered snowflake alert