Breaking SPORE in the Worst Way.

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Hello there ladies and gentlemen today something magical is about to happen today in todays video! The Spiffing Brit today attempts to play the 2008 classical game that is Spore. A game so unique that it took miracle videogame god Will Wright to create a perfect game that inspired a generation of gamers before the release of minecraft.
So today I show you how to Break the game by becoming a god in SPORE! And trust me Spore Was A mistake and only we can save it
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If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man videos!
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Комментарии : 6 тыс.

@DepressedDiego 2 года назад

I love how the evolution of spore as a game to the public went from "this will be amazing" to "this was a massive disappointment" to "internet cultural relic"

@papapanders488 Год назад

I've never understood why people didn't like it

@DepressedDiego Год назад

@@papapanders488 spores marketing had a lot of over ambitious claims and very promising tech demos of what would later be cut content. Promising the moon and delivering a turtle sandbox is much more common now in games media but it was new(er) back then and people got really upset. I had made my first ever built PC to run spore and felt a sting when a lot of what I was sold on wasn't in the game.

@Rig0r_M0rtis Год назад

@@papapanders488 People did like it tho.

@spartan117407 Год назад

@@papapanders488 i am still mad they cut the aquatic stage(it was supose to be after cell but before creature), But i did have a good time

@sambutler9927 Год назад

@@papapanders488 it was the No Man's Sky of 2008

@timkrz8348 5 лет назад

an alternate history where the British Empire existed but humans didn't.

@kemopypes4567 5 лет назад

an alternate history where EA dont shut down the spore servers

@joshualaing9711 5 лет назад

The British empire is eternal

@theamazinglucia5224 5 лет назад

wait, that's illegal

@jimzimmer2048 5 лет назад

Us brits couldn’t put Indians in concentration camps nooooo

@tinchosabala 5 лет назад

An alternate universe in which the British Empire is inhabitated by Tea that drink humans.... No, that’s too messed up

@adamconner9302 2 года назад

This is one of the few games I can say that I beat accidentally. At the galactic stage I conquered a huge swath of the galaxy around me, got bored with it, and decided to just head straight to the center of the galaxy with my unbeatable ship. I was completely caught off guard that getting there was the end of the game.

@pawa7714 2 года назад

you can get there like half of the halfway through the galaxy stage... Your ship is trash? You just gotta be smart, those short ass cyborgs are anyway dumber than you

@sydisverytired 2 года назад

legit had no clue there WAS an ending

@pedrotalons1422 2 года назад

I tried getting there but the i got to a point whre the only star i could go was to far to reach lol

@happyjellycatsquid Год назад

I didn’t even KNOW there was an ending. I hated playing the galaxy state for some reason, I think it might have been a little challenging for my child self who just could not be bothered lol

@Deadpool-ri3rq Год назад

I had no clue there was an ending to Spore for years dude, I just floated around exploring worlds, terraforming, and abducting creatures.

@budinhapalmieri Год назад

Spiff: we need a small hitbox so we don't get hit Also Spiff: D A D D Y G R A N D L I M B

@thewumpus5694 4 года назад

this single video has unlocked some primal desire to play spore within me

@goak1764 4 года назад

Once I saw how brit’s Phalica bite, it makes me want to play this game

@kerbo2383 4 года назад

I remember getting spore... the guy who made it made a great ted talk about it

@okeandresen976 4 года назад

I just bought it for 4€ in a Steam sale

@bosniencommie1202 4 года назад

Yes bicose spor is cool

@jplabs456 4 года назад

P H A L I C U S

@meowsers775 5 лет назад

*Plays hardest difficulty* Spiff: "Why is this game so hard?"

@RokuroCarisu 5 лет назад

He is also shit at the game.

@ErikaWeiss633 5 лет назад

@@RokuroCarisu Indeed, beaten the game on Hard over the span of about 4 hours. The biggest bitch is you can't die in the Creature Stage because Spore will crash. Not to mention Tribal and Civilization Stages are a total bitch. Space Age is just a game of marketing and trading resources with another empire. Then once you have Interstellar Drive 5, stock up on a shit ton of energy and health packs, a few colony packs, and start moving to the Galactic Core. (The biggest hurtle is setting up a colony as close to the center as possible, because you WILL die several times. Just keep clicking so you're always in motion until you get to the Galactic Core because you're gonna have a shit ton of heat on your tail until you reach it.) Once you get there, boom, you're pretty much done with the story and can do fuck all until you get bored.

@terryfuldsgaming7995 5 лет назад

@@ErikaWeiss633 yeah, now do it by destroying all surrounding civliazations. lol Soo hard to fight in the space age. Everyone teams up on you.

@terryfuldsgaming7995 5 лет назад

@@ErikaWeiss633 oh yeah, or you could always make friends of the grox. It is possible. but then everyone else turns on you.

@ErikaWeiss633 5 лет назад

@@terryfuldsgaming7995 Not if you kite well enough. And if you have Shield, then you can just yeet cities with your Mega Bomb. The biggest hurtle was Capital worlds if you don't have shield, but once you take then without destroying the cities, then place down a spice storage module... *Sweats profusely* Just look at all that money. Your own Capital world is garbage, but everyone else can get 80 spice stored if you don't destroy any buildings. Say goodbye to your money problems.

@ManofSex69 3 года назад

I like how he talks to Will Wright like he still knows this game exists

@thecameraoperator4043 2 года назад

well the guy hasn't made another Game since Spore, he probably still knows about it...

@bbleroyb Год назад

YO UR NAME

@Jenb13171 Год назад

I looked up is spore getting a sequel of course I don’t remember the date at least I think it’s coming out

@jacobkrakowski 8 месяцев назад

@thecameraoperator4043 Ah yes Maxis Studios definitely has not made any new games since the super exclusive title of Spore. Nope they definitetly did not continue to work with EA and go one to make a sequel of a fairly well known game franchise. Known to be one of the most money hungry games in the world that has now racked up a lucrative amount of about $1,000 of paid add on content and DLC. With that being good ol' The Sims 4. You would never find any information about that every existing. No you would not sir, most definitely not.

@nielsnorkjaer 7 месяцев назад

@@jacobkrakowski Will Wright had left Maxis at that point

@patentedorganism1557 2 года назад

I’m pretty sure that if this game had more development time and a more cohesive creative vision, it would’ve been the best thing since sliced bread.

@stuglife5514 2 года назад

Funnily enough the games beta had a lot more systems apparently and was more in depth but EA basically forced them to remake the game because they were afraid it would be too hard for kids to understand

@hexagonalchaos 2 года назад

Greatest thing since skip ads

@leepic5631 Год назад

@@hexagonalchaos Just do A seperate download for that Kids probaly wont fins it and IF They do The are probaly going to be able tô play

@hellothere702 Год назад

@@stuglife5514 petition for them to remake the game with all the systems since we're all adults now? I'd be down, I hated spore as a kid but now it's one of my favorites, I think they messed up making it a "kids" game.

@Unstrict Год назад

I loved this game

@juraon 5 лет назад

spiffing brit: -everyone hates the cell stage. me: well I guess I ain't somebody

@ErikaWeiss633 5 лет назад

Imo, it's pretty tedious because in order to get the power that'll most definitely help you in the later stages, you need to complete it.

@xaverius6170 5 лет назад

The cell stage is the second best. Now the tribal stage, nobody would weep for that.

@ErikaWeiss633 5 лет назад

@@xaverius6170 Try having every single tribe hate you and try to steal your food before you get enough to give them a gift. And you have to take out the first town immediately or else you'll be overwhelmed by 4 tribes wanting to kill you whether you're friendly or not. Honestly, my favorite stage is Civilization, even though it's debatably the hardest one depending on what you start as and what you're going for.

@klafsen 5 лет назад

#1 cell stage #2 creature stage #3 alt+f4

@zookkee1189 5 лет назад

Unpopular Opinion: Cell stage is the best

@mysticmoonplays8657 3 года назад

I showed my brother this and now he's doing a dance on the ground

@nashnash6553 3 года назад

Breakdancing?

@larsweidner6248 3 года назад

Seizure

@ichbinfreitag2863 3 года назад

Haha 69 while seizure

@TTeuio6969420 3 года назад

Broke the 69

@user-luxcidis 3 года назад

Bro stop 💀💀

@buddylake1824 2 года назад

I absolutely love watching people play this game. It's interesting to see how differently people go at it.

@jbritgaming7308 2 года назад

I just build carnivorous penis monsters with a deadly spit attack and some little knee-maces

@maulino4036 Год назад

yet they all seem to make their creatures rather phallic

@medi0cregameplay193 Год назад

Honestly I still enjoy this entire game. I think the space stage was my favorite being able to go from planet to planet cataloguing, and vaporizing entire species. Terraforming planets and watching creatures freak out as massive craters randomly from underneath them lol. Simply put, if you have no life and sink an unhealthy amount of time into this game, it actually gets really fun

@partlycloudy7707 Год назад

It's a buggy, broken game but honestly I adore it with all of my being. The devs basically went "go fucking nuts" and it's super fun.

@potatobread5134 8 месяцев назад

Well said past me!

@ethangates2496 5 лет назад

You should play Total War Warhammer 2 as the Dark Elves and break the game with their slave economy!

@baseddepartment285 5 лет назад

He needs to pin this comment

@HardcoreGabe 5 лет назад

Everyone should like this comment

@dragonvershafXD 5 лет назад

He really needs to play it

@NerdGuy1988 5 лет назад

I dont normally comment on youtube but I am here because this needs to be a thing.

@bookmaniac6504 5 лет назад

imgur.com/a/sgmwFs9, i did that xD

@EduardoElNegrete 4 года назад

13:47 Basically: “Ok guys im gonna do some off camera mining, not gonna advance that much anyways, so see ya’ later” *addDNA intensifies*

@Germane075 4 года назад

„I wont cheat this time“

@kiro1469 3 года назад

adddna is the greatest mistake in spore.

@Chinesepotato 3 года назад

...There are cheats in spore?

@kiro1469 3 года назад

@@Chinesepotato Yes, and it is glorious.

@Chinesepotato 3 года назад

@@kiro1469 I played the game trough like 5 times, how do i activate them >:《

@PrinceNexus_ 2 года назад

I remember I would always go omnivore in cell stage, then use the omnivore ability in the creature stage - summon flock - to make easy friends with Rogue species, which are almost always absurdly op. Id get a full pack of comba-focused rogues, max out my offensive skills, and exterminate everything that isn't an epic.

@ktptrumpet Год назад

And then u keep them as pets in the tribal stage :) Egg

@intensityz6462 Месяц назад

If you happen to see this a year later.... kill the epics. If you lure them back to your nest they get stuck on the terrain and you can spit ball them to death.... massecure all.... none survive

@PrinceNexus_ Месяц назад

@@intensityz6462 Good to know, thanks :D

@ash_rock 2 года назад

9:00 what you're seeing there is the texture map of your lovely creature being flashed onto your screen. I have no idea how that was even possible.

@I-have_phonophobia 6 месяцев назад

Only saving my space 12:52

@TanyaSapien 5 лет назад

>>talks about how the succ is overpowered >>proceeds to not use the succ

@sparklygames71 5 лет назад

@@thespiffingbrit would you not want to be the next Mark Suckerberg?

@km5405 5 лет назад

*demonetized*

@DisKorruptd 5 лет назад

2 succ with bitey center is stronk (or was it 2 bitey with succ center? I forget)

@JorgetePanete 5 лет назад

@@thespiffingbrit it's*

@theloathsomedungeater7247 5 лет назад

EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!!! *Proceeds to play NGAHHH! from undertale for tension*

@androkon6920 5 лет назад

Those graphic glitches never happened to me. I want my money back :/

@ethanhickey5478 4 года назад

Same for me! I never had any graphical glitches with over 200 hours into Spore! So disappointing.

@RedMatterGamingGG 4 года назад

same here

@benshalev878 4 года назад

Ethan Hickey I think the disappointing thing is that u played spore for 200hours.

@UwUWarden 4 года назад

seizure warning lol

@mcxopjesh 4 года назад

Yeah, ive played spore since like 2009, never seen anything like that, maybe he has an unofficial version (aka anything other then physical or origin) but even then, the worse bugs I usually see is objects floating. The worst thing I ever saw was movement being weird, and trees violently swaying when you approach them, but I updated the game and it fixed it. I've never seen anything like he encountered.

@EskayRogue Год назад

One of my biggest wishes is a spiritual successor to spore, that actually has some love and care put in, someone could make an amazing game out of its skeleton

@joshuagonzalez4183 Год назад

maybe elysian eclispe?

@danikisikan9821 3 года назад

The screen flash you get when changing colours is because it gets glitchy when you record the game itself. If you do screen capture instead of game capture, it works fine.

@potatopayton Год назад

thankky

@aerissai8341 3 года назад

Is it just me and my *perfect* copy of Spore, or has that texture glitch Spiff keeps seeing, never once happened to me through my 4-5 years of owning the game?

@caitlinn8616 2 года назад

I've never seen it either, but someone said it happens with recording software and someone else said it happens with certain graphic cards. I've recorded spore and never seen the glitch, but I'm gonna go check the videos to make sure.

@ceaselesswatcher3707 2 года назад

I've had Spore for a good 11 years at this point, playing it on and off throughout those years in different hardware, recording my gameplay and uploading it on RU-vid. Never encountered this glitch either. The only glitch I remember encountering is BAD_DATA which I remember scaring the shit out of me as a kid playing the game.

@birbisdaword3453 2 года назад

@@ceaselesswatcher3707 weird seeing you don’t have any videos

@ceaselesswatcher3707 2 года назад

@@birbisdaword3453 I'm talking about a decade back, nothing recent enough to have uploaded to my account

@birbisdaword3453 2 года назад

@@ceaselesswatcher3707 k

@senpaishade 4 года назад

There is a DLC of sorts called Galatic Adventures that makes Space Stage like 20,000x better

@Tetrini 4 года назад

I had Galactic Adventures, but wasn't it just a way to play online maps in the same style as the creature stage?

@tystickgaming3772 4 года назад

I have the special edition of spire called galatic edition is slot better than the regular

@scottvermiliion927 4 года назад

Adam Roberts it gave a bunch of like quests kind of...for the space stage added more items and customizable stuff..

@regaleagle6533 4 года назад

@@scottvermiliion927 Plus player made content that was nice.

@tystickgaming3772 4 года назад

I can't get the disk to work on my computer who want to buy😂

@noneofyoubusiness4895 2 года назад

Actually getting to the center of the galaxy can get easire each time you do it ... Rather than making a quick dash to the centre if you build up a really powerful empire and conquer your way through. Expand your own empire until it encompasses the galactic core. Then any new games you play, you can just go to the centre via the captured systems of your saved game, rather than those still held by the Grox ... A definite step forwards if you're into empire building and playing your empries against each other raher than fighting the grox

@Sebastian-oz1lj 2 года назад

But why waste your time on all this? There is a teleport that brings you very close to the center, from where you can almost in a straight line get to the center of the galaxy in a very short time. Without figuring out which way to go, because the star density is high.

@GrouchyRaccoon 2 года назад

Spore Creatures is obviously the superior game and has so much replayability. I absolutely did not just forget it existed after blasting through its story in a single afternoon, anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

@bufoalvarius2520 2 года назад

Yeah dude loved that game when i was a kid, almost forgot about it thanks for reminding me

@Deadpool-ri3rq Год назад

I actually found out about Spore from Spore Creatures

@hellothere702 Год назад

I was so disappointed with creatures it's fun making them but like it could've been so much better

@DainnGreywall 5 лет назад

"HOW DO I COUNTER THE SUCC?!" Spiff - 2019

@biffman6 5 лет назад

the S U C C has no counter, all will bow down to the mighty S U C C

@qsoup4371 5 лет назад

I don't know but i would like to learn that technique as well

@qsoup4371 5 лет назад

@@biffman6 U S U R E ?

@vanishingsouls3655 4 года назад

Honestly this was one of my first computer games and I’ve loved it every time I go back to it. Haven’t had the graphic glitches that you’re having in the cell stage either.

@joshuaspath6923 3 года назад

I’ve had it on my new computer. I looked it up and I guess it’s a problem with newer graphic cards and that also why when you die in creature stage the game crashes unless you press esc to skip the death cutscene. Not sure why

@biglefteye5017 3 года назад

Pretty sure it’s the problem of him having a new graphics card, and the fact he picked the worst graphics setting that his card won’t allow

@capitancuba8962 3 года назад

@@joshuaspath6923 I have an occasional crash from death but not the graphics problem..

@troyklein6379 3 года назад

i still play it but it isn't the same because the sound on the game broke

@troyklein6379 3 года назад

@@capitancuba8962 it only crashes for me in the space stage

@MeaKyori Год назад

Fun fact apparently my husband was famous in the creature forums for creating the method to allow body parts to be detached. He has gotten randomly messaged on reddit from someone recognizing his username before.

@Tuvok_Shakur 9 месяцев назад

can i get your autograph

@mrsexy5680 Год назад

Spore is one of the few games where the early game meta is sucking people off

@yunus6365 Год назад

I like how u day one oft the few. Not the only lol

@Boss-cv3uc Год назад

The succ bypasses everything op pls nerf

@isaacoleen7965 5 лет назад

"How do I counter the Succ?!" Spiff 2019

@FilmsNerf2 5 лет назад

"I didn't realize the succ was OP!"

@rakaross186 5 лет назад

Will Wright, nerf the succ

@charlesuzozie5747 5 лет назад

An ad came up at the start of the video asking the question "does god exist...." I now have my answer

@thomasdevlin5825 2 года назад

It would be so cool to see a remake of spore that fixed some of the lamer aspects. I love spore, but once the tribal stage comes it starts to feel kinda underdeveloped

@gingerinajacket8519 Год назад

Or just a "Spore 2" that overhauls and delivers on what was apparently promised to people, maybe smooth out the development of creatures and civilizations some.

@JamesThompson-zu3bq 11 месяцев назад

tribal is probably my least fave stage

@Felicety1989 2 года назад

I played it and I finished it. Way back in the day, when the servers were still online XD how time flies

@efimkabro3118 4 года назад

Glitches of the screen due to the recording/screen capture program. It manages to capture the sprites that the game uses during loading, which provokes their appearance to us.

@wayway7017 3 года назад

Oh god that was haunted

@colefrench5105 3 года назад

Nah it’s demons

@michaelgregor1640 3 года назад

They need to implement the molecular stage where you just sort of drift around as a single carbon atom in a soup of elements until you bind with enough things to form lipids and nucleic acids.

@jevans5615 2 года назад

To this day, I can't figure out if Spiff actually likes Spore

@asdf3668 Год назад

he does

@cc0767 Год назад

@@asdf3668 everyone does

@Stea1kSauce 3 года назад

I'm a little late to the party on this one, but I found that the hands down best weapons in the game at space age were the weather terraforming tools. Is the enemy too big for you to fight or would it be too tedious? Easy, just max out the planet's temperature or pressure. They'll be left with a handful of cities for you to steamroll, then you can terraform the planet back after you're done.

@snarkbotanya6557 4 года назад

I have definitely done the "kill the low-tech species and take their planet" strategy... it's especially tempting when you find a T3 planet with one of the rare kinds of spice, and those tribes are the only thing standing between you and the sweet, sweet tea money...

@littlemonarch2820 3 года назад

What you should do is monolith them and then take over the planet once they are uplifted, and then take the planet over, which is a high teir homework’s instead of just a T3 world

@snarkbotanya6557 3 года назад

@@littlemonarch2820 I don't think I'm evil enough to do that via war... I'd have to buy it from them via trade route. No chance of accidentally destroying cities that way, either.

@rustyjones7908 3 года назад

@@littlemonarch2820 I do a more American approach. I uplift species then use them to fight proxy wars on my behalf. Never wiped out The Grox entirely but I did carve out a few safe corridors.

@ethannugent6704 3 года назад

@@rustyjones7908 I joined the grox in my first playthrough, I just bought a shit ton of world breakers and started nuking every world in every system I went in and the grox eventually accepted me

@DonutOfNinja 3 года назад

I think I destroyed all cities on a planet once but they still owned the planet

@lumpilumpinski9951 5 лет назад

Spore was a funny concept. Worth a remake.

@theortheo2401 5 лет назад

we can only pray :(

@unocualqu1era 5 лет назад

Hopefully the remake would have more realism and depth. I think that's what killed spore, it used to look a lot more realistic in pre-release videos.

@theortheo2401 5 лет назад

@@unocualqu1era yeah the pre release version was lit.

@GhazMazMSM 5 лет назад

Imagine a gory,violent and graphic version of spore.

@runforestrunfpv4354 5 лет назад

EA will monetise it to death

@chubchubsmash6235 Год назад

I remember playing spore so much. One thing I remember getting annoyed with is, as a kid, I used only my laptop with no mouse and since I lacked a scroll wheel I couldn't resize parts and I didn't have the awareness to just ask my mom for a mouse to use.

@siliconhawk9293 Год назад

2 mins in and we are still at EA god awful online services. yeah sounds legit gameplay

@Bandit74100 4 года назад

These graphical glitches never have happened to me your game must be busted.

@wirytiox1577 4 года назад

Im shure his video card its too new for the game and the graphics driver are not prepared for spore and spore suffer :c

@Bandit74100 4 года назад

@@wirytiox1577 well I have a very recent video card. And the game doesn't glitch out on me.

@wirytiox1577 4 года назад

@@Bandit74100 well... maybe is the capture software?

@sawdustmuncher 4 года назад

It happens to a lot of people.

@The-Listener 4 года назад

i watch someone play spore and they said that it was because they record and spore dont like people that are recording

@thetotalgamearmy3266 5 лет назад

Spiff "haha this is fun" Color-inverted Vietnam and Korea footage: *SUBMIT TO THE TEA GODS*

@LMansTinyHut Год назад

That ain’t daddy grand limb, it’s father extended appendage 😂

@nicushicks 2 года назад

God I loved playing Spore. I don't think I ever finished a full go through though.

@danielpadmore660 4 года назад

This was the first game i ever played and was the only game i had for like a year so i played this game to death. In one of my play-through i conquered the entire galaxy. Every Single System I had no life.

@arandomzoomer4837 4 года назад

Including the grox?

@KMRamsTV 4 года назад

Daniel my hero.

@schmarcel4238 4 года назад

Daniel Padmore i am in awe at your patience, as you completed, what i was never able to...

@Skullkid16945 4 года назад

Same here XD. First thing I did was go to the center as soon as possible, then got that staff of life and ran the grox out of the center. then it was war with the rest of the galaxy. Planet busters are fun :) I was worse than the grox.

@sus4644 4 года назад

@@arandomzoomer4837 i mean it would only take like 1-3 weeks to do that.

@mitchellsedmak 4 года назад

The cell stage was my favorite part. I wish this game had put much much more emphasis on growing and evolving as a cell and animal. I never even bothered being a civilization.

@m3_ch 3 года назад

Tribal and Civilisation stage are nowhere near as good as Cell, Creature and Space

@m3_ch 3 года назад

@Muchinoi Tribe and Civ are too short and don’t have much to do but in Space you get to travel the universe

@CosmicFishFaced 3 года назад

You forgot Hentai starts in the Civilization Era

@kaitlyn__L 3 года назад

Yeah the cellular stage was the part I played the most

@quantumshere2634 3 года назад

Cool! I played creature stage the most

@FanFicnic 10 месяцев назад

I was oblivious to the Spore hype/disappointment as a kid and absolutely LOVED Spore. Total nostalgia goggles for me.

@sigmundfreud5803 2 года назад

When he says god this game is perfect you know already that the video is gonna be perfect

@FlamingAtheist 4 года назад

Spore: Exists Anyone playing: Must make dong at some point

@bingchilling3713 4 года назад

Lmao thats just spot on

@noahm44 4 года назад

..Nope

@plague6566 4 года назад

Poor bob

@ElectricPickleAttack 4 года назад

Never made a dong, did make a dragon with a top hat.

@hestiashearth478 3 года назад

lmao yes, i once created a bipedal humanoid monster that spits acid in his dong

@derrickr.a.zulway9613 4 года назад

Q - How does the Phalicus eat? A - It mashes the bodies into paste with the balls and absorbs the resulting smegma through the skin, much like a moisturizer.

@ENCHANTMEN_ 4 года назад

I hate you for cursing my eyes with this sentence

@Venomox666 4 года назад

Great!

@Ryan6.022 4 года назад

You need to see a therapist. . .

@Venomox666 4 года назад

@@Ryan6.022 Awesome!

@theXEN0KID 4 года назад

It would have cost you £0.00 to not say that, and yet you did it anyway

@aceofspadesattorney 2 года назад

15:58 “So I present to the world…the first evolution of JESUS CHRIST THE SCREEN IS BREAKING.” 😂

@robloxbacon439 7 месяцев назад

Lol

@sixmonkeys4796 2 года назад

"The Phallicus must attack some of the baby, weak creatures." Excellent choice of words there, Mr. Spiff XD

@ea5yliver 5 лет назад

6:05 "And the tea goes into the water of this world and, of course, emerging from that tea leaf we get: our first-" *American*

@nathanvalentini2881 4 года назад

Almost had a heart attack when I almost shared it to the family tv during the pink phalicus stage

@abuckarooboyo7104 4 года назад

Restoration 100

@biggieshoes5278 4 года назад

Was it the part where it was getting sucked to death?

@Nothing2000 4 года назад

@@biggieshoes5278 It was 21:55

@isabellegiddins8428 4 года назад

My friend did that on porn hub

@thecaliconinja7667 4 года назад

Lol

@BirchMonkey857 Год назад

The five games in Spore vary wildly in quality and fun. Cell and Tribal are okay, mainly because they're short, Creature is the best of the five, Civilisation did _not_ pull off the RTS and grand strategy mix well, and Space... at least No Man's Sky made itself better in due time.

@JamesThompson-zu3bq 11 месяцев назад

my ranking is probs creature, space, civilization, cell, tribal

@takato1251 Год назад

I really love the space stage, and it makes me sad you find it boring :( anyways, good spore content :3

@michaelwinters6486 4 года назад

6:20 "The tea goes into the water" *Boston harbour intensifying*

@MoMo-sf8vk 3 года назад

yas america

@orbitalostrich2629 5 лет назад

How dare you desecrate my childhood game!

@cloudstrife5174 5 лет назад

Ha get spored! >:3

@orbitalostrich2629 5 лет назад

@cloudstrife5174 5 лет назад

@@orbitalostrich2629 Naw dont worry I love Spore. :) Spore-friend :D

@orbitalostrich2629 5 лет назад

@Gormathius 5 лет назад

You can’t desecrate what was unholy to begin with.

@rallokkcaz 3 года назад

The epilepsy moments from the menus are the program writing your custom texture to a frame buffer that's supposed to be hidden or buffered in another context. However on modern machines this gets written to the visible buffer which will blind you.

@rallokkcaz 3 года назад

Smart idea to handle loading custom textures but no longer works.

@purplesam2609 Год назад

Spore Creatures on the DS has got to be one of the most broken games of my childhood. The sound effects would randomly stop working, the camera would get stuck pointing fully down during a dance, just so many issues. But I loved it

@michaelknackstedt8315 3 года назад

I played this game so much growing up and I believe it was an amazing game. I’m sad they didn’t have as much stuff they planned in the alpha or whatever but the game was still extremely fun and I hope there could be an actual sequel to the game for modern standards imagine the scale of the creature stage and the variety in environment but with all the creature creating and stuff. And imagine this game but with a modern graphics (not necessarily realistic but like pleasing) and being able have a water stage. Idk I just feel like this game could really evolve ;) into something even better.

@m3_ch 3 года назад

The series has so much potential for an amazing sequel but I’m pretty sure the company that made the game shut down

@Stickmantoon 3 года назад

I see what you did there ;)

@penguinstarlette4028 2 года назад

A stage between cell and creature would be awesome in my opinion

@Sebastian-oz1lj 2 года назад

MAXIS company is dead but EA have rights so they could create sequel if they believe they could earn money on it. Maybe let's make a petition showing how many people would buy

@KingOfTheKindle 2 года назад

Check out thrive, it’s a spiritual successor to this game, but it’s still a work in progress at this current point.

@SbsGrinth 4 года назад

This game needs a sequel I liked the concept, justnot the execution.

@nerdychocobo 4 года назад

It seems like the largest problem is they didn't have the time or resources to execute the idea properly

@historicalaccuracy15 4 года назад

@@nerdychocobo Yeah EA fucked this game I still enjoyed it especially being a little 10 yo at the time but compared to the gameplay I saw teased before it came out I was soarly disappointed... Just look up "spore 35 minute demonstration"

@kaimcconnell2137 4 года назад

Yes.

@jadebailey3826 4 года назад

Historical Accuracy As EA does with... well pretty much everything

@historicalaccuracy15 4 года назад

@@jadebailey3826 Yeah I got this strange feeling whenever EA shuts down it'll be on a gamer holiday. Why? Any day those fuckers finally fold will go down as a holiday for us all

@kieran6815 Год назад

Spiff “no epilepsy warning” 11 minutes in “sorry if u have epilepsy” 🤣🤣

@DarOfTheNinth Год назад

I always love when someone either talks about, or somehow mentions Czech language, or Czech republic since it is my country I feel mostly that we do not exist or peolle all 'round the world do not care about us. I swear if I were to fly to America tommorow and would speak Czech, they would assume I'm either from Poland, or Russia.

@ripoffpingu9318 5 лет назад

"they just succed me" "they're succing me!" "how do i counter the succ?" "i just got succed to death!" "i abandoned the succ" "the succ was OP" this is why i am a subscriber edit: holy shit why do people keep liking this comment

@Kaldortangerine 5 лет назад

You mean succscriber?

@shapeswitch_mood7221 4 года назад

"Nobody finished the game" I mean, if you mean reaching the center of the galaxy, yes, I did.

@Atamosk-bu7zt 4 года назад

wow... just... wow...

@ferdinandroig3460 4 года назад

Now for the next step: own the whole galaxy

@trentb3148 4 года назад

NERD

@yuridvoski973 4 года назад

Yes i have do all my life of child for do the same and at least grox agree my presence haha but never go in the center of the center of the galaxy in the "main system" haha

@yuridvoski973 4 года назад

@Mk. 5II33II4N maybe ppl are not just English

@lucasjuurlink3175 Год назад

9:30 when I take too many Benadryl

@hollowstarfire 7 месяцев назад

Going into game art has make me understand that… those flashes are new textures loading in… for whatever reason, your game really wanted to let you know what materials it was loading EXACTLY. You can even see a normal map every once in a while. It’s really quite interesting (and painful) to see

@inkiepie2259 4 года назад

Me: Rubs my eyes too hard My eyes:

@andoniarmentia1024 3 года назад

I love that Daddy Grand Limb looks like a biblically accurate representation of an angel

@rileygrainger8627 2 года назад

It’s funny watching him play my childhood games and think how hard I tried to beat them and finally did after years and he beat them in a matter of hours FML 😂😂😂 love the vids kill myself laughing every time

@roguehydra Год назад

I know I've seen a lot of your videos but holy shit I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while. Cheers! Love it!

@ryuyokamikaze 5 лет назад

spore was such a fun game imo I loved it a lot when I played it and I still do Also: I never saw any of those glitches lol

@FrankieWuzHere 5 лет назад

Had so many glitches when I played. Once started in the water and kept being killed by the giant creature you normally get killed by if you go into the water when I would go onto land. Had one issue where my chief in civi stage wouldn't let me guys play music :/ Another time I had an epic creature right on my starting nest that kept spawn killing me. Fun.

@Thelifeofbudder 5 лет назад

@@FrankieWuzHere omg the glitch is hilarious, I remember having an annoying glitch where the first mission didn't work so you couldnt progress, I love the game but it's so unstable lol.

@FunbuddyDoge 5 лет назад

I remember playing Spore. It's so fun, I'm gonna go play it for a while now.

@Thelifeofbudder 5 лет назад

@@FunbuddyDoge if you want so advice on how to have a fun challenge, try to make everything in creature stage extinct.

@FrankieWuzHere 5 лет назад

@@Thelifeofbudder Including epics deathless. Just run then into certain structures and they can't get past then spam spit. You can kill one solo with max spit before starving easily.

@Scothulu 3 года назад

What's strange is that I haven't ever experienced this "epileptic" glitch. Perhaps it's because I have an old copy, or I use low graphics. Either way, this is my first encounter with this glitch.

@mattpain4347 3 года назад

I’ve seen it on other play through of spore. I think it doesn’t appear on the screen, but interacts badly with recording software.

@Scothulu 3 года назад

@@mattpain4347 That's interesting, from what I could make out, it printed an full spread image of a texture ingame. So it's strange it only reacts like this with recording software, as it's only copying what it sees, yet it causes such a eye sore.

@Scothulu 3 года назад

@Muchinoi It's an old disc, shows you how old this thing is, lol.

@Scothulu 3 года назад

@Muchinoi Yeah, I still have the disc too, at this point it might as well be a relic.

@caitlinn8616 2 года назад

I've never seen that glitch before either!

@kingra2650 2 года назад

Omg I almost died from laughter watching this hahaha, had to pause every few minutes so I could breathe. The phalicus 🤣🤣🤣 funniest thing I've seen

@WolfRose11 2 года назад

This game was okay up until you had to start creating cities and then you had to create 5 different buildings, and then they lost me.

@Kyrionx 4 года назад

For anyone curious about the flashy texture glitches, that's just the way the video was recorded. Assuming Spiff is using OBS and records using Game Capture, it'll also capture texture loads in the background, as if Spiff were to use Window Capture, it'll get rid of all that flashy texture loading and only record the window itself.

@Sparkle8205 4 года назад

MHG Kyrion exactly.

@SirMrMilo 4 года назад

I thought that it was my ipad tripping

@ghostrecondelta1741 3 года назад

On my game, I made friends with the Grox, then proceeded to do trade routes with them. A year of trading later, I am the new Grox. So I'd say I won the game.

@thealmanancy9020 3 года назад

When making friends with the grox, you simultaneously go to war with literally every other species in the galaxy Yeah, I did that too and had to reset my galaxy because there were no more grox

@owainderoubaix7183 3 года назад

@@thealmanancy9020 hey, it takes less time than destroying them. Believe me, it takes forever

@thealmanancy9020 3 года назад

@@owainderoubaix7183 you... Did what? Are you crazy? How much time did you spend taking over the galaxy?

@owainderoubaix7183 3 года назад

@@thealmanancy9020 too much

@owainderoubaix7183 3 года назад

@@thealmanancy9020 think though it was about 300 hours, with some waste time stopping environmental disasters and grox attacks

@sebgrootus 2 года назад

Space stage was my favourite actually. It take over the universe, collect all the purple spice planets, terraform them to perfection, find aliens willing to pay bucketloads for that spice, and bam, profit. Wars are lots of fun too, nuking whole planets to nothing because you spitefully didn't want to give them a 10000 credit peace offering.

@NoctisTheBogWitch 3 года назад

25:23 Sir... I think you need to see a doctor lmao

@puschkulbobe5371 5 лет назад

"Why does god need a spaceship?", Captain James T. Kirk

@poilboiler 5 лет назад

Why does god need a tea cup?

@battleship6177 5 лет назад

I remember that

@pc792 5 лет назад

Quoting the worst star trek film. I knew youtube comment were offensive but Bro this just isn't cool.

@puschkulbobe5371 5 лет назад

@@pc792 your opinion is, as mine, debatable. But i will let you know that i value the first movie very much less than any other original Kirk movie. You just have to become one with the fith movie.

@pc792 5 лет назад

@@puschkulbobe5371 Having a laugh man, i dc what you think about the film really, everyone's opinion is there own. /whoosh

@stefanpwinc 5 лет назад

Spore was the first game I ever got excited for before release, and I followed it closely and obsessed about it for several years. Was a bit disappointed with the end result, but still a charming and unique game

@jayeisenhardt1337 5 лет назад

It prove a great point for mods and other gamer based solutions. Just look at what can be created if you give people the tools. A server, some easy to use tools, freedom. Charge for that, get rich and do little work. Everyone will love you for it and beg to give you more money. People spend so much time working for a buck to survive they want something they can enjoy, doubly so if they can create.

@accounteliminato3885 5 лет назад

Jay Eisenhardt then EA came and destroyed the dream

@EighmyLupin 5 лет назад

I honestly do think the game was ahead of its time. So many of the features they wanted in the game, just couldn't be in it, due to technological limitations. I'd love to see a Spores remastered with all the extra features.

@Emoji_Buddies Год назад

Spiff: im prob goanna get copyrighted if I used daddy long legs Poppy playtime: NERD WERE TAKING THAT NAME NOW >:)

@horatioyen256 Год назад

15:52 it's in the public domain

@zubik3219 4 года назад

1:12 O my god I am sooooo happy. It's just every time I see a Czech flag or something Czech related in some random English video it just always makes me happy. Thank you.

@sirfake 3 года назад

Lol pravda

@MutedAndReported3032 3 года назад

Najs

@fialovaledlampa5118 3 года назад

Jakožto Česko we are expanding on the speed of sound

@Stettafire 3 года назад

A fan of the "Today I found Out" channel then?

@X1R-EZ 2 года назад

Trueee

@d5o1001 3 года назад

This man is so hard to read: is he sarcastic, satirical or does he genuinely believe half of what he says.

@filthyferret3492 3 года назад

Yes

@frantisekmixa2204 3 года назад

Yes

@anormalcorpus4804 3 года назад

Yes

@yurialexandre2037 3 года назад

Yes

@SwannDog 3 года назад

Yes

@matthewmorgan7056 2 года назад

PHALICUS! LMAO! so funny man! awesome!! I haven't laughed like that in ages.

@ethanbrydon5786 Год назад

Damn, I thought spore creatures was a fever dream I had as a child

@DHDragon 5 лет назад

Oh God. Spore. Spore is amazing. Spore honestly deserved to be better than it was. And it was still hilarious.

@Caphalem 5 лет назад

I find it humorous that I'm getting ads for coffee machines while watching Spiff's videos.

@arrtemfly 5 лет назад

that what he gets for disliking german invasion of poland... wait, did i watch the video backwards?

@filipwolffs 4 месяца назад

Imagine listening to Spiff breaking Spore in the background while you play some games and suddenly you hear "We are now the Phalicus".

@marty772 Год назад

As a Czech citizen, i think Bob is totally normal name for someone from our country (there's only 2 Bob's in CZE, according to internet) 😂

@ri3121 5 лет назад

the visual glitch is actually something that only happens when recording. I once recorded some spore and didnt get the glitch, but when i watched back the footage that exact glitch was there. Weird stuff.

@Rationalasylum 5 лет назад

He sees it as it’s happening

@ri3121 5 лет назад

@@thespiffingbrit Thank you, for being one of the few youtubers left that can actually make me laugh out loud.

@DonFernandez43 5 лет назад

i don't know what platform you are using to play spore but I've NEVER faced glitches of that f'd up magnitude holy shoot!

@_M4X15 5 лет назад

You shouldn't be afraid of saying fuck on the internet

@zacharyvenzor6896 5 лет назад

FatBoiSlim you shouldn’t be afraid of not saying f*** on the internet

@soullessSiIence 5 лет назад

Foock

@mcxopjesh 4 года назад

Frick

@DonFernandez43 4 года назад

FatBoiSlim but jesus is watching and if i swear he might send me to heck

@FLEETOFSLIVER 3 года назад

"Sorry if u have epilepsy." *seizure suddenly stops* WHAT DID U JUST SAY

@quid_lad 3 года назад

my god, someone cut this man's supply of stock images

@globby7820 3 года назад

Epilepsy warnings⚠️ Start End 9:00 - 9:24 10:37 - 10:39 11:45 - 11:47 15:59 - 16:14 16:27 - 16:28 16:51 - 16:54 19:35 - 19:37 20:59 - 21:10 I’m not bothered to write the rest down but if your sensitive to flashing lights don’t watch this video