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Breaking The Guild 3 By Legalising Crime - Guild 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits 

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Welcome to the fantastic The Guild 3 an indie game follow up to the cult classic management game Guild 2. These are games where you can do anything in medieval Europe from setting up a great farming empire to manipulating votes in the city council to legalise crime and pickpocketing. This of course allows us to generate infinite money and become the richest person in the city of london! So Is The Guild 3 A Perfectly Balanced game with no exploits or does legalising crime result in us breaking the guild 3. Oh my goodness this strategy is so broken and by far the easiest way to generate massive amounts of wealth. All thanks to a pickpocket exploit!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Can You Beat The Guild 3 By Exploiting Infinite Money and politics to break the legal system and make all crime legal
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Title: Breaking The Guild 3 By Legalising Crime - Guild 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
ABOUT: The Guild 3
We find ourselves in middle Europe of the year 1400. The dark middle ages, once dominated through nobles and clergy, ends and a new era begins: the age of the free cities of trading and of the free mind!
In The Guild 3 you create a family dynasty which can last for centuries. While the world around you and your dynasty rearrange itself again and again - all non-player figures make their own decisions - you have to prove your skills in handicrafts and trading, at social occasion and finally in politics and in malicious intrigues.
The Guild 3 is a unique mixture of economic simulation, strategy game, historical life simulation and role playing game in real time 3D, with atmospheric voice recording and medieval soundtrack.
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Комментарии : 1,8 тыс.   
@malanok
@malanok 3 года назад
"Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
@Captain_Max
@Captain_Max 3 года назад
Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
@planelordf22
@planelordf22 3 года назад
Totally stealing Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
@safermonk
@safermonk 3 года назад
Totally stealing Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
@fs5866
@fs5866 3 года назад
Totally stealing Safermonk comment from 1 hour ago Totally stealing Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
@justinlaat6586
@justinlaat6586 3 года назад
Totally stealing 10th Divine comment from 5 minutes ago Totally stealing Safermonk comment from 1 hour ago Totally stealing Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago Totally stealing Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago "Give me your Horse!" "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon" "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"
@arthurreede4478
@arthurreede4478 3 года назад
A shame you didn't name his kid Han Dover, sure they'll make an incredible couple!
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 3 года назад
A missed opportunity, to be sure.
@DantHimself
@DantHimself 3 года назад
honestly legit cause for reuploading the video
@DobroSC2
@DobroSC2 3 года назад
OMG so true! A missed opportunity
@heathjake25
@heathjake25 3 года назад
Ben Dover Han Dover Sen Dover
@killereye
@killereye 3 года назад
@@heathjake25 -We need to kill the king. Who will do the deed? -Sen Dover Han Dover & Ben Dover! They are professionals...
@lilpenpusher
@lilpenpusher 3 года назад
"You can't go around arresting the Thieves Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!" - Terry Pratchett
@oldgreggsmadmemes4431
@oldgreggsmadmemes4431 3 года назад
Lol
@ericpraline
@ericpraline 3 года назад
Ah, yes
@williambarraclough8712
@williambarraclough8712 3 года назад
Anyone else heard that on civ 6.
@Mando342
@Mando342 3 года назад
@@williambarraclough8712 oh so that's where i heard it from i was trying to remember where i heard that before, thanks!
@childofnewlight
@childofnewlight 3 года назад
-- Sean Bean -- Michael Scott
@sp00kyd4ddy6
@sp00kyd4ddy6 2 года назад
When he finally legalized pick pocketing i was hoping that the townspeople would start robbing his thieves lmao
@kovudiangelo7734
@kovudiangelo7734 Год назад
Ayyyyyy 69th like!
@Roketsune
@Roketsune Год назад
75th now.
@T57Custodian
@T57Custodian Год назад
341st
@ciphergacha9100
@ciphergacha9100 11 месяцев назад
432nd
@Snickersnek
@Snickersnek 3 года назад
This is just an incredibly aggressive Lost-And-Found service with a partnership with a juggling school
@michaelsander2878
@michaelsander2878 3 года назад
This is just an incredibly aggressive Lost-And-Found service with a partnership with a juggling school
@thebrokenhandle7691
@thebrokenhandle7691 3 года назад
Shhh, don’t give away the company secrets
@loens19
@loens19 3 года назад
“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?” - -Brynjolf- Ben Dover
@Santeneal
@Santeneal 3 года назад
Hey just because I did the smithing loop doesnt mean it isnt honest
@schmidt8882
@schmidt8882 3 года назад
It ain't work, but honest much.
@adrianobarbosa2196
@adrianobarbosa2196 3 года назад
My wealth is none of your buisiness.
@joshchristian3685
@joshchristian3685 3 года назад
@adriano barbosa Oh, but that's where you're wrong, lad. Wealth is my business. Maybe you'd like a taste?
@rhys.t0075
@rhys.t0075 3 года назад
“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?” - Brynjolf Ben Dover
@ponzu7482
@ponzu7482 3 года назад
Robbing the sovereign's horse and selling it back to him before his feet have even touched the ground is surely a sign of success for the Dover dynasty.
@eschcal1619
@eschcal1619 3 года назад
Nothing short of ransomware, of the 1500's. Too bad the US just elevated ransomware to be acts of terrorism. My how the world changes before our very eyes, so magical
@aidenpons9584
@aidenpons9584 3 года назад
"Everyone gets a turn at trying to murder the king" Spiff being very democratic
@flopus7
@flopus7 3 года назад
Is your icon from lego rock raiders?
@R3GARnator
@R3GARnator 3 года назад
Ceasar's death in a nutshell.
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 2 года назад
699 👍
@artsyhoodies
@artsyhoodies Год назад
@@R3GARnator I wheezed too hard my chest hurts But this is how the assassination pretty much went.
@Dradeeus
@Dradeeus 3 года назад
"Bon Dover has reached the ripe age of 15!" Bon: (Has a whole, full mountain man beard.)
@thegrammarcrusader4085
@thegrammarcrusader4085 3 года назад
Ben Dover*
@Joffie69
@Joffie69 3 года назад
@@thegrammarcrusader4085 Bon Dover is the 15yo child he is referring to =P
@thegrammarcrusader4085
@thegrammarcrusader4085 3 года назад
@@Joffie69 ah.
@thaias9654
@thaias9654 3 года назад
The Grammar Crusader didn’t Ben Dover start the game at 16 or 18?
@IcepersonYT
@IcepersonYT 3 года назад
They grew up quick back then.
@bubbasbigblast8563
@bubbasbigblast8563 3 года назад
Sherlock Holmes: "Men, for the reasons given, I know this man to be the murderer!" Thug: "Murder is legal though." Sherlock Holmes: "Understandable, have a great day."
@beveragebrit
@beveragebrit 3 года назад
Your know my ancestor
@Cliffdog01
@Cliffdog01 3 года назад
It would seem that your very clever joke has fallen out of your pocket on to Twitter such a shame
@h0ly208
@h0ly208 2 года назад
Have a like in the form of a comment. I won't ruin it.
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 4 месяца назад
776th thumb
@abrr2000
@abrr2000 3 года назад
"we stole his horse, WHILE he was riding on it..." lol
@dean_l33
@dean_l33 3 года назад
Sound like some donkeyhote shit
@pryingeyes1551
@pryingeyes1551 3 года назад
Unless i misheard him, I could have sworn he managed to pickpocket "2 head of cattle" from the king as well. Who walks the street with 2 cows in their pockets? It makes RPG inventories sound feasible by comparison.
@gildedbear5355
@gildedbear5355 3 года назад
It's Ben's Five Finger Discount Warehouse: prices so low you'll think it's a steal!
@CyarSkirata
@CyarSkirata 3 года назад
"Why make when you can instead take?" We need a full list of the laws of Spiff.
@rtdip2833
@rtdip2833 3 года назад
Just get a blank sheet of loose-leaf and you’ll have it
@durandol
@durandol 3 года назад
-Ferengi Rules of Acquisition- Spiff's Rules of Colonization
@howrylo
@howrylo 3 года назад
Well that's just how socialism, or communism work. Take from the makers
@soldatdaniels8738
@soldatdaniels8738 3 года назад
Grand idea.
@howrylo
@howrylo 3 года назад
@EmperorJuliusCaesar How so Emotional Emperor? 😉
@linkeffect82
@linkeffect82 3 года назад
Royal town crier: "pickpocketing is now legal!" Peasants: "The bloody hell?!"
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 3 года назад
The idea is that it is not so much legal as "City guard will not bother with such a small event anymore. We're paying them to protect peasants or council?"
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 3 года назад
TheArklyte If they won’t bother, it’s legal
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 3 года назад
@@DeathnoteBB basically yes.
@dragoxk4542
@dragoxk4542 3 года назад
DeathnoteBB no
@TheArklyte
@TheArklyte 3 года назад
@@dragoxk4542 irl, yes. Sadly:(
@trevorsmith470
@trevorsmith470 3 года назад
21:22 Don't you hate it when people sneakily reach into your back pocket and pull out two fully grown cows? I hate that.
@alexreilly6121
@alexreilly6121 2 года назад
It is actually my biggest gripe in life.
@overmind009
@overmind009 Год назад
Farmer gripes 😔
@CorwinAlexander
@CorwinAlexander 3 года назад
"Who knew all it would take is legalising pickpocketing?" Havelock Vetinari of course.
@weavariothebookbeast3652
@weavariothebookbeast3652 3 года назад
I always wished he got his own series, but I guess he's better with some mystery.
@elirantuil5003
@elirantuil5003 3 года назад
"They call him, Dover Kin"
@RewmanSlayz
@RewmanSlayz 3 года назад
Bruh
@pianohelper8873
@pianohelper8873 3 года назад
*Greybeards choir plays*
@donutlovingwerewolf8837
@donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 года назад
FUS RO DAH! HE HA HO HO HO HA *Humming skyrim music*
@NathanCassidy721
@NathanCassidy721 3 года назад
“Mixed” on Steam is less an indication of how good a game is and more a description of how the game is coded.
@mh1593
@mh1593 3 года назад
@NotGonnaTell MyName a procedural context squashed into an object orientated design.....
@RahulReddy-eq5zy
@RahulReddy-eq5zy 3 года назад
Guilds II is better tbh
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 3 года назад
@@RahulReddy-eq5zy It had more time in the oven and benefited from expansions. Not sure your comment is as poignant a statement as you think it to be.
@TytanTrollMiniatures
@TytanTrollMiniatures 3 года назад
@@RahulReddy-eq5zy Yeah, i too love the fact my game randomly goes into german too
@pinguin472
@pinguin472 3 года назад
@@TytanTrollMiniatures *Tries not to make a joke about ww2*
@SilverionX
@SilverionX 3 года назад
I just wanna point out that this game was left in absolute shambles by the first dev team who weren't up to the task, THQ Nordic then handed it off to a really experienced dev group, Purple Lamp Studios, and they've been making impressive strides in fixing it. Full props to both THQ Nordic for not just cutting their losses and Purple Lamp for making the game better and better. Not fully there yet perhaps, but well on it's way. I think we should highlight the gaming industry when it does good things so we encourage the right kind of behavior.
@UltimatelyEverything
@UltimatelyEverything 2 года назад
CDPR need to learn from this company
@BearusAurelius
@BearusAurelius 3 года назад
Damn, The Sovereign was an absolute boss. He was trucking assassins left and right and he wasn’t even mad about it!
@genfox1g913
@genfox1g913 3 года назад
imagine someone hiding in a house then you just buy the house to kill them.
@nottelling6598
@nottelling6598 3 года назад
Welcome to the real-life applications of imminent domain.
@DavidSchmitt
@DavidSchmitt 3 года назад
Sounds like any landlord on a day ending in y.
@inciacci549
@inciacci549 3 года назад
Can't commit Castle Doctrine if you're not in your castle now, cant we?
@FlashHawk4
@FlashHawk4 Год назад
The part you've left out is that "someone" happens to be the LITERAL FUCKING KING, who is engaged in a running battle in the streets with an army of murderers. But everyone's kinda just cool with it because the murderers help them find their "lost" property and also play little ditties on the street corner sometimes.
@hesterclapp9717
@hesterclapp9717 2 года назад
This guy's gone from dancing in the street to stealing everyone's stuff to legally stealing everyone's stuff to making all his enemies mysteriously disappear and becoming the king
@drewsmotherinlaw7365
@drewsmotherinlaw7365 2 года назад
Truly the rags to riches tale of our time
@Alblaka
@Alblaka 2 года назад
Didn't you pay attention? His enemies didn't mysteriously disappear, they were legally assassinated in public :D
@zanyraccoon6361
@zanyraccoon6361 2 года назад
He started dancing in the streets and now he's paying others to dance in the streets. How beautiful.
@QuillASMR
@QuillASMR 2 года назад
Honestly, that sounds like a novel worth reading 🤔
@timetrnr7380
@timetrnr7380 Год назад
Clinton Simulator
@MithicalBeats
@MithicalBeats Год назад
Right when he said that ben would steal the air from my lungs i choked on water...
@oantimido
@oantimido 3 года назад
So you've chose Brazilian politics simulator with a London coat of paint, eh?
@DCdabest
@DCdabest 3 года назад
Rio is the ancient Brythonic word for "doing you without lube"
@flopus7
@flopus7 3 года назад
Spiff goes to Brazil... forcibly
@FelisImpurrator
@FelisImpurrator 3 года назад
America 2016-2020
@rumplstiltztinkerstein
@rumplstiltztinkerstein 3 года назад
We like to complain about politics but we also never want to do anything about it. Not that we know what to do either.
@JohnSalchichon2
@JohnSalchichon2 3 года назад
more like argentina simulator
@thatonekid640
@thatonekid640 3 года назад
Spiff this isn’t an exploit you’ve just become Jonathan Wilde
@chooseyouhandle
@chooseyouhandle 3 года назад
Glad I'm not the only who noticed this
@squeakyboy87
@squeakyboy87 3 года назад
Perfect historical reenactment. Bravo!
@skullsquad900
@skullsquad900 3 года назад
Legit
@timmywuwon2879
@timmywuwon2879 3 года назад
Ben Dover when someone drops the soap, " I'll be taking that."
@Fibah
@Fibah 3 года назад
THANKS FOR GETTING THE STAFF OF MAGNUS FOR ME HO HO HO
@trumpwonhereistheevidenced4390
@trumpwonhereistheevidenced4390 3 года назад
HE NEVER LEARRRRNS
@chadwickedralin40
@chadwickedralin40 3 года назад
“Our level 5 thieves now have +10 charisma” literally every D&D rogue ever.
@donutlovingwerewolf8837
@donutlovingwerewolf8837 2 года назад
Our level 3 Warrior now has 50 in pickpocket, sneaking, and lockpicking and he only has 4 in One-handed and -100 in heavy armor
@prestonjones1653
@prestonjones1653 3 года назад
Spiff: What if we legalized crime? Graystillplays: *laughs in Florida*
@chongjunxiang3002
@chongjunxiang3002 3 года назад
I still remember how Gray play: by banging with everyone
@darkdefender9919
@darkdefender9919 3 года назад
I see you am man of culture as well. Spiff is the younger less crazy gray
@jimskywaker4345
@jimskywaker4345 3 года назад
Yep I mean spiff doesn’t even add 0’s
@RewmanSlayz
@RewmanSlayz 3 года назад
Ah, a man of culture I see
@mel0dicHarp
@mel0dicHarp 3 года назад
Don’t forget how Gray played Saelig, burning the houses to make the land available and be able to literally kill the competition that was hiding inside
@YouKnowIhadToDoItToEm
@YouKnowIhadToDoItToEm 3 года назад
I’m absolutely convinced that Spiff is one of the people in his own stock photos.
@MCshadr217
@MCshadr217 2 года назад
Fun fact about thieves guilds during the medieval ages: They quite literally did this. Well, they'd steal, than return the item... for a price. Quite different to most guilds who were basically unions.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 2 года назад
I mean hell modern thieves also do this. Most commonly scammers who infect your computer (or pretend to) and then make you pay them hundreds to “fix” or unlock it
@asher879
@asher879 2 года назад
"Thief taker general"
@coleandhisvideos
@coleandhisvideos 2 года назад
@@asher879 Ayyy
@asher879
@asher879 2 года назад
@@coleandhisvideos ?
@MuradBeybalaev
@MuradBeybalaev 2 года назад
@@DeathnoteBB Computers-shmoputers… They have been doing it with all kinds of physical goods forever and never going to stop. Whenever something was stolen from you: just pay a visit to your local pawn shops Those mainly exist simply as proxy storefronts for the thieving collective.
@bryancattipsgee5080
@bryancattipsgee5080 2 года назад
They have since removed so many exploits- the smuggler's hideout got the storefront removed- also the other cheese where you replaced all your craftsmen with your kids is gone too.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 2 года назад
Rip :(
@tractorjunkco9431
@tractorjunkco9431 Год назад
That sucks considering they're taking away the realistic atmosphere to some extent.
@thisbeusername2555
@thisbeusername2555 2 года назад
How did the genius mind of Spiff not figure out he could name a child Han Dover.
@sirstash
@sirstash Год назад
*from another room through a wall* FUCK! HE DOESN'T MISS!
@manvslife271
@manvslife271 3 года назад
Spiff if you reply to this i will literally drink Yorkshire Tea
@manvslife271
@manvslife271 3 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit Done
@Frenchfraeis
@Frenchfraeis 3 года назад
In honor of that, I'll find where I can order some Yorkshire Tea. Not sure where to find it in Germany.
@hulkpeace
@hulkpeace 3 года назад
@@Frenchfraeis Amazon for example
@claptonyoutube2340
@claptonyoutube2340 3 года назад
Where would you find this tea in astraili
@ThePeperich
@ThePeperich 3 года назад
Andreas Wildmann sometimes REWE has it, too
@osart168
@osart168 2 года назад
Hey Spiff, The Guild 3 has some upgrades but you can still kill every other dynasty on hardest difficulty level from the start, so... perfectly balanced I guess :) Might be a good content ;)
@archrp7868
@archrp7868 2 года назад
I love how Spiff basically became Jason Todd (the second robin) when he came back to life and basically started to control crime, only allowing the kind that dont physically hurt anyone, only killing when its needed
@dmitriy9985
@dmitriy9985 3 года назад
34:07 Almost like Caesar's assassination. "Et tu, Dover?" - is the only part that's missing.
@unworthyBeatrix
@unworthyBeatrix 3 года назад
Well, you know what they say: 23rd time's the charm
@deviles
@deviles 3 года назад
Legalize pickpocketing? Someone read Terry Pratchett!
@Bancheis
@Bancheis 3 года назад
@NotGonnaTell MyName The MUD I posted above even has the thieves guild in Ankh-Morpork, and yes, stealing has been legalized heh.
@Perzyn
@Perzyn 3 года назад
"Actually trying to help society is the worst way to play any game." - this is also the basics of British Empire foreign policy.
@F14thunderhawk
@F14thunderhawk 3 года назад
considering the other colonial empires, England did actually did influence possitive change in their regions even if they were overwhelming douchebags. Like, Belgium did nothing good at all for The Congo while France's empire that wasnt stolen by england is all a heap of shit
@marcusoshea6081
@marcusoshea6081 3 года назад
@Guy Panzerboss Also destroying the economies of both large swathes of India and China in order to be possibly the most prolific drug dealers in human history.
@SteveSmith-ty8ko
@SteveSmith-ty8ko 3 года назад
@@marcusoshea6081 I mean to be fair, they used the opium trade as a way to get silver back that they had lost from importing so much tea from China. It left their pockets almost empty. It made sense to them, the morals of the situation didn’t matter their coffers is what mattered.
@givemeyoureggs456
@givemeyoureggs456 3 года назад
@@SteveSmith-ty8ko Tfw your country spend so much on tea that 10% of your tax is just for tea
@kristijanmadhukar516
@kristijanmadhukar516 3 года назад
@@F14thunderhawk and also of the five largest economies of colonies turned countries, four of them are british.
@Imkaje
@Imkaje 2 года назад
Anyone else get some Julius Caesar vibes when he had to summon half the town to stab the king? haha
@haaly7245
@haaly7245 3 года назад
Welp, that was a missed chance to call someone Han Dover.
@zacksilverstone7642
@zacksilverstone7642 3 года назад
His Asian counterpart, Han-me Mani, on the other hand is practically swimming in gold coins.
@MonstertruckBadass
@MonstertruckBadass 3 года назад
what a perfect name
@zacksilverstone7642
@zacksilverstone7642 3 года назад
@@MonstertruckBadass should have gone with Han-me Coin, to be honest...
@ahmadkamil3713
@ahmadkamil3713 3 года назад
@@zacksilverstone7642 no, it perfect the way you originally named it.
@Ricky-pr5wz
@Ricky-pr5wz 2 года назад
Sigma grindset: Bribe the king of your own country with 5000 pounds then legally pickpocket 2 heads of cattle from him
@addenanda
@addenanda 2 года назад
This game is soo funny
@addenanda
@addenanda 2 года назад
Technically thats not bribing xD thats selling 2 cattle for 5 grand.
@littleh4xx0r
@littleh4xx0r 2 года назад
Well actually, to be fair, Feudalism was kinda like mega corp dynasties controlling everything.
@peasant_purple
@peasant_purple 3 года назад
You Oriental Express style murdered the king. This feat can only be thanks the amazing powers of Yorkshire Gold Tea.
@sinteleon
@sinteleon Год назад
To be fair, isn't it a common tactic for one person to entertain while another rob the currently distracted people blind?
@SvengelskaBlondie
@SvengelskaBlondie Год назад
"Making gold dancing in the street" Makes me think of "dancing for gp" in runescape 😁
@swarajaggarwal
@swarajaggarwal 3 года назад
"Why make when you can take!" Me: Colonialism Spiff: Thieves guild ... huh?
@randombrit13
@randombrit13 3 года назад
Both are nice
@Lowco5
@Lowco5 3 года назад
Me: Capitalism
@Oblithian
@Oblithian 3 года назад
I am not sure what making would entail as an alternative to colonialism 🤔
@chasesmith9398
@chasesmith9398 3 года назад
Hey colonialism was a necessary evil.
@randombrit13
@randombrit13 3 года назад
Chase Smith no it was great
@legueu
@legueu 3 года назад
The guild serie in a nutshell: It's such a cool concept, to bad nothing ever work.
@jhonnylee6685
@jhonnylee6685 3 года назад
hold your horses there buddy they had a browser game wich was amazing Guild 1400 sadly it got taken down T.T
@legueu
@legueu 3 года назад
@@jhonnylee6685 I didn't even heard about that one, sad.
@iglidor
@iglidor 3 года назад
@@legueu I played it for bit. It was time-gated hell.
@legueu
@legueu 3 года назад
@@iglidor At least the time gate worked!
@poisonousmushrooms
@poisonousmushrooms 3 года назад
Guild 2 was great, ur crazy
@Athalfuns
@Athalfuns 2 года назад
Never would I ever guess that the most realistic politician simulator is called Guild 3. Amazing.
@williambrown8902
@williambrown8902 3 года назад
That king is badass. He fights a cabal of thieves hand to hand and kicks the shit out of them only to be ganked and go out Julius Caesar style. Legend!
@dorianmus6771
@dorianmus6771 3 года назад
I'm surprised Spiff didn't name his thieves guild "Dosney" (Definitely not stolen)
@psinjo
@psinjo 3 года назад
definitely not stolen, not entirely yours inc
@dorianmus6771
@dorianmus6771 3 года назад
@@psinjo I stole EVERY comment there was at the time
@gobbotits1686
@gobbotits1686 2 года назад
I find it strange how the final upgrade to the Thieves Guild is called Synagogue. Very brave decision by the developers
@CreatorOfDecisions
@CreatorOfDecisions 2 года назад
based*
@housewilma4904
@housewilma4904 Год назад
though it does make sense a big building is more noticable so calling the thief headquarters a "temple" to hide what it really is makes sense though in real life many thieves guilds tended to have bars or other such establishments as there "facades" hiding the the actual guild meeting place the mafia would use the same tactics with speakeasies during the prohibition days later on.
@dinnerpartyempire
@dinnerpartyempire Год назад
@@housewilma4904 specific variety of temple mentioned though hm?
@iplayeddishonored2475
@iplayeddishonored2475 9 месяцев назад
@@CreatorOfDecisions *publicly subscribed to Jacob Geller
@Fjord_Citadel
@Fjord_Citadel 3 года назад
**gets pickpocketed by the Dover dynasty** Me: Thank you sir, ye be a saint among sinners!! Praise be!
@dean_l33
@dean_l33 3 года назад
Praise be indeed
@shaunbrowne9870
@shaunbrowne9870 3 года назад
"[I]t means we don't have any of those negative repercussions of having our employees caught for doing illegal acts, because they're no longer our employees." You've done it. You've broken late stage capitalism down to its bare essentials.
@davidmcquoid9438
@davidmcquoid9438 3 года назад
"It's upsetting to have your things taken from you." Said the Englishman...HMMMMMMMM
@SmorjaGrus
@SmorjaGrus 3 года назад
Ah yes, Ben Dover, the kahoot classic lmao
@wut0.o
@wut0.o 2 года назад
I enjoy making a cup of tea right at the moment when you tell us to have a nice cup of tea 👌😩 "it just works"
@fabianfranzen5363
@fabianfranzen5363 3 года назад
Spiff: "Why make, when you can take?" Me: *looks towards kindergarten* hmm...interesting....
@pianohelper8873
@pianohelper8873 3 года назад
*FBI OPEN UP!!!*
@Patrick-857
@Patrick-857 3 года назад
OK........
@averyrandomllama6516
@averyrandomllama6516 3 года назад
I'll bring the chloroform
@elijahjohnson5523
@elijahjohnson5523 3 года назад
Still waiting on spiff to play stock market simulator. While I take notes
@genewitch
@genewitch 3 года назад
there was a bug in the marketwatch stock game a few weeks back where if you bought tesla stock right before it split it was worth about 10x as much when the transaction went through, so if you happened to notice it, you could have sold it before the game "fixed" the bug, possibly. I didn't have any tesla stock and i didn't tell the other players in my game that i noticed the bug, because i want to win.
@D64nz
@D64nz 2 года назад
That feeling when you realise you no longer own anything, and are just enjoying it for the moment.
@scarymonsters524
@scarymonsters524 Год назад
It's just like today! "You will own nothing and you will be happy."
@mrziiz6893
@mrziiz6893 2 года назад
Ah, the classic tale of Ben Dover, King of Thieves, and his loyal henchwoman, Ann the Butcher. Truly an inspiring tale
@Sean-rc1hy
@Sean-rc1hy 3 года назад
When you slapped that king all I could think of was " E tu, Brute"
@Devonnius
@Devonnius 3 года назад
I don’t see anything wrong with the game, it’s just a mechanic.
@Devonnius
@Devonnius 3 года назад
Not overpowered at all
@davidthibault4294
@davidthibault4294 3 года назад
I don't see anything wrong with the game, it's just a mechanic. This is my post. I stole it. its mine now.
@jasonschumacher1412
@jasonschumacher1412 3 года назад
@@davidthibault4294 I don't see anything wrong with the game, it's just a mechanic.
@dmitriy9985
@dmitriy9985 3 года назад
I don't see anything wrong with the game, it's just a mechanic. This is my post. I stole it. its mine now. But you can buy it back from me, if you like. I have a really great customers service. You'll like it so much, you'll beg me to steal from you, just so you can buy something from me again.
@CorwinAlexander
@CorwinAlexander 3 года назад
@Mother Hen Honoured Guild Members of course.
@Barl3000
@Barl3000 Год назад
The Rogue class was stupidly broken in The Guilds 2 also. I remember how I was struggleing to even make a small profit in many multiplayer games with my friends. While one of my other friends was already on tier 3 or 4 buildings as a Rogue. Then I tried playing Rogue in singleplayer and the income you can get is insane, it is like playing a totally different game than the other classes.
@victordavila9812
@victordavila9812 2 года назад
This is now my headcanon of how every fantasy thieves guilds came to be
@GrievousFrom
@GrievousFrom 3 года назад
God save the Spiffing Brit for not uploading endless Among Us videos.
@thaias9654
@thaias9654 3 года назад
Wouldn’t’ve expected for him to anyway.
@CitedP
@CitedP 3 года назад
now this, this is how a real economy is built.
@kkh42792
@kkh42792 3 года назад
Thank you so much for uploading this. This game has so much potential and I think if a bunch of your viewers start playing this it will get some more love.
@ivanovcentrumcz
@ivanovcentrumcz 2 года назад
Almost a perfect reconstruction of how the British Museum was established.
@tootyfrooty7604
@tootyfrooty7604 3 года назад
As one of the lucky first 6000 Majestic Little Sausages to receive Ben Dover's kind offer I'm celebrating with a lovely cup of stolen Yorkshire Gold Tea, Mmmmm Spiffing!
@snarfymcsnarfface2323
@snarfymcsnarfface2323 3 года назад
TheGschultz STONKS
@dasveit
@dasveit 3 года назад
Straight from Terry Pratchett. Splendid!
@Wheezr
@Wheezr 2 года назад
I wonder if Ben and Bon bond would bond over a nice cup of Yorkshire tea
@Sigilstone17
@Sigilstone17 3 года назад
I'm surprised Spiff didn't name his thieves guild "Dosney"
@witto5967
@witto5967 3 года назад
The moment when you upload a video and I get to drink a cup of tea while I watch it is the best moment of the day
@Gibby34340
@Gibby34340 2 года назад
Me: If you legalize crime, and somebody commits a crime, is it still a crime? Spiff: *sips tea with malicious intent*
@karimeid7975
@karimeid7975 3 года назад
He needs to start a podcast series were he talks about anything and i can just listen to his soothing voice while drinking tea
@willichtenstein7071
@willichtenstein7071 3 года назад
“Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?” - me
@zachmiller1855
@zachmiller1855 3 года назад
WOOO last time I was this early spiff was showing me a 1000 degree knife in skyrim
@Designer-Speech7143
@Designer-Speech7143 2 года назад
It's actually really historical Jonathan Wild experience! Impressive!
@Avigorus
@Avigorus 2 года назад
Note to self: create a Skyrim character named Ben Dover and conquer the Thieve's Guild and Dark Brotherhood. Also win the Civil War for the Imperials. Big question is: Vampire, or Dawnguard? Kinda leaning Vampire...
@bwitt004
@bwitt004 3 года назад
I just want to see another sir spiff masterpiece from an overly detailed character creator. I'm usually laughing in tears when he gets into any slider that should have much tighter limits and just goes to town.
@TakoyaKyono
@TakoyaKyono 3 года назад
I feel that a great name was missed. Han Dover. As in "Hand over all your goods during this perfectly legal pick pocketing session"
@robertstarling2911
@robertstarling2911 3 года назад
It's quite amusing that Spiff has actually mirrored history here. I look at Ben Dover's antics and I see the spirit of Jonothan Wild, Thief Taker General.
@joehemmann1156
@joehemmann1156 3 года назад
"Ben Dover, aren't you so breathtaking?" I'm dying 😂
@Schnarchnase
@Schnarchnase 3 года назад
"Insults are now legal."
@magicboxhead9448
@magicboxhead9448 3 года назад
Are you sure this is a video game? It looks suspiciously like Detroit.
@dispiedark8682
@dispiedark8682 3 года назад
This is brilliant ! I tried this in skyrim and oblivion too at some point if i step into the shadows i would just disappear form most npc view. so just stand in a gate and robe everyone without being seen.
@rjhogan07
@rjhogan07 3 года назад
I for one love my employment by Ben Dover. It means my colleagues aren’t going to pickpocket my heart out of my chest. No promises concerning the boss, but that’s life in medieval London for you.
@aidenhall8593
@aidenhall8593 2 года назад
This is literally what the constable of london did, maybe it was a little later than this but it’s still kinda funny.
@TheKomodian
@TheKomodian 3 года назад
Damn, really thought this was an exploit video and not just how Rogue class has always worked. Still an entertaining video for nostalgia's sake.
@KyleTheIrishman
@KyleTheIrishman 3 года назад
I would love to see more of this game on your channel. To bad you can't make a tea farm.
@horatioyen256
@horatioyen256 2 года назад
how to get your game in a Spiffing Brit video step 1: make a game step 2: skip the bug fixes step 3: publish to steam step 4: wait for the bad reviews step 5: profit
@TheCheeseslice9
@TheCheeseslice9 3 года назад
This was hilarious mate, great work!
@Iionios
@Iionios 3 года назад
I really appreciate how you basically showed how to become the Marquis de Sade in a Tycoon game.
@eddievanhalenhoward
@eddievanhalenhoward 3 года назад
When you're the sovereign, legal pickpocketing is called "taxation," I believe. Comment for sale, as I came by it in the proper means.
@StevenFox80
@StevenFox80 3 года назад
Legalizing the Thieves Guild, now why does that sound familiar, Lord Siffinari?^^
@recursor9469
@recursor9469 3 года назад
I love how SB finds legalizing pickpocketing infinitely more funny and absurd than legalizing murder
@paulunga
@paulunga 3 года назад
That 27th stock photo you used was really funny!
@Leto85
@Leto85 2 года назад
This actually looks like quite a fun game.
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