Can you please do Mr. Brownstone for one of your intro songs…? I’ve been rehashing the Appetite for Destruction album & 🤔 thought it could be a good one… Thx 😊 My runner up choice would be Nightrain.
Doesn't Schaub literally have a tattoo of Texas on his body, despite him never having lived there? And he's saying it would be weird for someone not living in Austin to have a picture of a longhorn? What's wrong with this guy?
Never forget while being best friends with Joe Rogan when his podcast was blowing up, Callen was on JRE all the time and he was complaining about not being able to sell out a club and wondering why his acting/comedy never took off at 40 Before TFATK Callen was also nothing, nobody cares about MadTV, he has the trustfund work ethic of a lazy NEET stoner kid, he can't commit to anything, he gave "The Bryan Callen Show" podcast to his friend TWICE, he's tried to reboot his own patreon TWICE before forgetting about it within 2 months Now he's 57 years old with 2 teens who hate him and can't get any clout for having a famous dad and 2 toddlers with his second wife as he approaches 60, going to be 70 years old rocking up to their 13th birthday party
@@chilibeer3912 people forget they’re listening to a 57 year old father of two kids under 4 He’s on his second midlife crisis and instead of doing anything new to better himself or situation he’s happy just showing up and saying schaubs a business genius
Bapa goes home and hears rumors about Brian not doing well at standup or not getting gigs, and he just starts breaking things in his house and punching dents in his trugg yelling, " CALLED IT!"
The 1000th episode shows how far they both have really fallen. Him crying over everything and blaming everyone else was crazy. Two ducks who have lost everything.
You gotta do a few more cover bapa parodies: Welcome to the Jungle (welcome to my trugg walggg) Under the bridge (under the trugg, sometimes..) Purple Haze (Purple Reign)
Under the Bridge is Ep. 27: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-uQDaJzgYGS8.htmlsi=mi5XcKsrETpRccnQ Purple Haze is Ep. 46: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Ra3-nYWFVqw.htmlsi=dqrpezNrnmlKU4sS
23:36 to be fair he was right about the Connor fight.. but there had been a ton of speculation for weeks that it would likely get cancelled. Doubt Schaub had any privileged info
... so if i'd see gum in the guests mouth... I'd be like "Whadda we doing Bapa⁉️ Ya BlockBusser‼️ Don't edit this out Chin... This drives me fugggging NUTS‼️
56:56 oh really cooney? You’re grossed out when people open their mouth and you see gum? Cuz that’s what we see every time you open ur mouth. Haha sorry I had to
Remember when Bapa said he doesn't need multiple guests like Helwani, and never books a bunch of people for his shows. As usual, cut to Bapa doing exactly what he says he never does.
I love how Bryan talks about cancel culture and how bad it was and as soon as he got the chance to do it to someone he thought wronged his friend he threatened Bobby with it
Just hear me out. They remake the movie ""OVER THE TOP"", starring BaPa as "Lincoln Hawk", a hybrid owner operator truggg driver/up-&-coming arm wrestler in the ""Truckers Division""... Bryan Callen as Link's son, "Michael Hawk", a spoiled rich little boy who has lived in a mansion with & been spoiled by, his maternal grandfather, played by Mr. Toe Rogan. The BGL Marg Harley, as World champion, undefeated in 5 years, and just all around bad guy and bone breaker, "Bull Hurley". He never misses a chance to tell Hawk (BaPa) how he's nothing and never has been. Also, not for nothing, but BaPa will literally get to be around a big Trugg the whole time, since his character lives in one.
Nothing is bapas fault!! Its the haters b,,if it wasnt for the haters he would have been in the NFL,he would have been UFC champion and kevin hart would have been his opener!!!! Its the haters B!!!
I saw Callen preform stand-up yrs back well before tfatk , Think it was at some comedy store in vegas ? Aziz Ansari opened and killed it , so Callen was all pissed and basically pouting on stage during his skit . Afterwards took it out on the staff , just a douchebag
The smack talk clips get more views than the originals. Bapa is so typical in everything he says and does. When he says “me and Dana are good” just the cadence and tone grates my soul. Same with when he says “I’ve been modding cars since I was 16”. Everyone and I mean everyone knows he’s lying. Is he this ignorant of situational awareness?
I actually prefer B to Chris and most of them, for the time they've done comedy B is better. Maybe im taking Chris' hobbies into consideration but i never found him funny, only weird.
I saw Callen live in Louisville, it was fantastic. His stand up is solid. At least the hour I saw was. He got a standing ovation at our little comedy place.
@23:16 Just the way Schaub answers this question sounds like Bert Kreischer when he is caught in a lie. Seriously close your eyes and listen. It's the same cadence and tone. 🙄
