"Brexit Coach Holidays arranged our tour of Dover Ferry Terminal, and I have to say, they were absolutely brilliant during our 168 hours on board the single toilet vehicle. I only wish our previously seamless trips to Europe had been conducted in the same fashion. We would have been able to see the Brexit Benefits much sooner." Miss T. Fide, Glasgow.
@@brucetownsend691 It’s kind of like Rick Polito’s famous capsule summary of _The Wizard of Oz:_ “Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.” It’s funny in that it recasts a scenario in a way that gets the facts “right” but highlights some underlying absurdity if you look at it a certain way. And, as always with Matt’s stuff, practically every line is really funny but a few (like that one) are just over-the-top hilarious.
@@nothereandthereanywhere exactly, I don’t dare to go to the UK anymore, I fear to be sent immediately to Rwanda with my belonging in a plastic bag as a retaliation to the Brexit issues caused by my country 🤣
Thank you Matt for showing the world that this is how we Brits *choose* to spend our holiday because of our love of queueing. I for one have enough of Tory remoaners, such Natalie Elphicke MP, claiming that this is something the French are doing to us. Did they not get the memo that following Brexit, we hold all the cards.
@@mattsyson3980 that's exactly why I was stunned when it was voted in. How could anyone be stupid enough to vote for something when they didn't know what it meant? That was the last time I had faith in my fellow compatriots to not be idiots.
Prison might be better, 3 squares a day, all the telly you can watch. Neil Hamilton quite enjoyed it I'm told. Time to write that best seller, everyone has one good book in them.
Question are you going to put your enemies on the coach or just assume they are somewhere in the queue and want an empty coach just to make them wait longer?
@schrodingers cat Good question I think on balance I'd escort them on the coach (they're slippery bastards) and trust that the French and the Dover port authority can create the delays as history seems to show
I can almost hear the Brexiters in the queue for hours on end constantly trying to reassure themselves: This is better than the EU, This is better than the EU...
You won't need a bucket and spade, more a clothes peg and antibiotics. The brown slime will prevent sunburn from the 20 minutes the sun might be shining.
Fun fact: Hotel stays in Calais are cheaper than hotel stays in Dover. So if you want to see Dover on the cheap, book a hotel in Calais. Just make sure your travelling by coach.
@casbott I was also thinking what a waste of a side of a coach/bus to not be displaying a tory fairy tale. It would be something to read to the kids to help them get to sleep while they try to curl up like a cat on their seat.😏
play the music of spitting images “its not because of brexit” this is actually a really good one Matt, well done! discount trip will be in the future: a coach trip to the border visiting the border controls and going back to your town just 20 hours and £199pp :)
"Brexit Coach Holidays are only possible because of Brexit, but they also have nothing to do with Brexit". That should be in the first chapter of, "Zen and the Art of Brexit Mindfulness". Excellent stuff Matt. P.S. The pair Johnson's coaches in a queue was a nice touch.
Chapter 2: "Everything Is More Expensive Because Of Brexit Which Is Why It's Cheaper". Chapter 3: "My Business That Had Nothing To Do With Europe Which Relied Almost Entirely On European Business Has Gone Under". Chapter 4: "I Benefited From EU Subsidies And Grants When Britain Was Part Of The EU And So That Made Them Technically British So Why Am I No Longer Getting Those British Subsidies And Grants From Britain If We're Still Britain?"
They never will. Brexit made no promises. So if the UK can't get a free trade agreement (or anything else) without agreeing to freedom of movement, that's Europe's fault apparently. But we got blue passports (which BTW we could have in Europe anyway)
clear as mud matt, love it, another brexit win, the waiting in line that the brits do with such class now on a massive scale, love your parodies matt nailed it again
Why have we had to wait so long for this??? What a brexit benefit!!! Best of all, there are no checks on the way in!! How's that for taking back cocontrol? Jolly good say I. Take that you Remoaners!!
How about having a trip on a small boat along the coastline, throwing your passport and other documents away and then going on an adventure trip to Rwanda, organised and sponsored by your government?
Hopefully humour is the weapon we can use to dismantle this ridiculous mindset that denies a major constitutional change's effects ! As always thanks Matt
The most fun thing is seeing people being stranded in Victoria, because their Flixbus arrived five hours late from France and the driver can't drive until the wee hours due to 12 hrs enforced rest. 😂
Seems that nobody told the little Englander what ' end of freedom of movement ' means ..........which THEY voted for after having been lied to by Fifel Garage and so many others !!!!
Who ever said that it's better to travel than arrive was an idiot. Funny as hell as always. If the comedy doesn't pan out, you could always start this business, holidays in a lay-by, I mean, no point going to the beach to bathe in raw sewage.
I wonder how the people from George Owel's country can accept that "it's never Brexit". Language matters even when everybody knows it's a lie. There should be a more significant outrage rather than just ridicule that stopped the newspeak lies.
*ID LOVE TO GAZE AT MY LOVELY BLUE PASSPORT* Applied for it 2 1/2 years ago, and I still haven't got it. They have no record of my application am I MP brackets Conservative, does not respond to my letters.
Everybody enjoys bouncing up and down on a rubber boat into splashing water - otherwise Thorpe Towers and Alton Park wouldnt be so popular. Nothing gets the blood pumping better than playing chicken with 200,000 tonne container ship. All you ever wanted and less. Remember folks, to get your free one way trip to Rwanda, just drop your passport over the side and anything else that identifies your country of origin. Thanks for the laugh Matt. The insanity is increasing daily.
Holiday traffic of many sorts has been a problem for decades. We travel by coach through Dover about six times a year. Longest it’s ever taken from entering the port to arriving in the ferry collecting area is 3/4 of an hour.
