For the first time in history, a country has left the European Union. Quo vadis, Great Britain? (from German television channel ZDF on January 31, 2020) #heuteshow #Brexit
Stephen Adams well , from a Welshman here, I get what you really mean , and can honestly say that you should remove “us” , because you are not one of “us”. I found it funny too, but I’m not a lefty little loon like you
Englishman here. This was very funny and a good laugh. Some people say you Germans don't have good humour, but it is obvious you do! I like to hear what other countries think from their comedy programs - much better than the media! Wishing all our European friends prosperity no matter what happens.
As you can see in the video: Germans find it especially funny when it's about a dead child. And against women. There was not enough time for Jews this time.
@@snowblindNr1 Don't you understand the sense of dark humor??? Of course it's terrible when children die and of course women are as equal as men, but just because of our historic background we are not allowed to make jokes as all other countries do? We also don't joke about jews!
snowblind you’d need to be one warped individual to laugh at the deaths of 600,000 German civilians who died under 5 years of allied bombing raids. And most people don’t know that Dresden was bombed again the day after by the USAAF, or that the city was attacked at the request of the Russians.
@@helmethead72 I know that. Still, you can put it in a humorous context. This is not uncommon in Germany. That is why, for example, if a room is untidy, they say: "Looks like Dresden 45."
Bravo chaps, bravo. I'm a Brit and while it's an established fact that Germans don't do comedy, you pair had me in stitches. Watched this video 4 times in a row, and while I should probably be offended I can honestly say I'm not. Keep up this type of stuff and I'll happily come back and watch.
@@muhblupp8595 I tried a few videos on their channel but none had subtitles in English ☹️ subscribed anyways because even if nothing else, I will keep coming back to watch this video.
Dont worry, they dont just criticize britain, they honestly rip apart our government too as well as companies, groups of people, other governments etc. There so many fools in this world you can make fun of :)
„I should probably fell offended“ why tho? As a native nazi speaker I zink you should be able of laughing about yourself. Everybody who feels offended by a joke has a serious problem imho. Of course if „ze joke“ includes only insults it’s not a joke it’s just an insult then.
@@MAKgargos He's saying that the EU now has 1GB of free space, but his delivery was quite clumsy. I've seen the joke told well in Jonathan Pie's video's comment section.
@@eduardclaassen1 es gibt eine Funktion zum automatischen Übersetzen, aber da kommt ne Menge Blödsinn bei raus. Ich mein man kann aber auch nicht viel erwarten, wenn man Stimmenerkennung und Google Übersetzer zusammen setzt
@Death to the EU regime UK paid 10.5 Billion to the EU household. UK received 6.5 Billion from the household. Makes a net loss for the EU of 4 Billion household volume. Norway has already offered on a freewill Basis to increase their cohaesion contribution (currently 800 mio Euro, to have access to the EU market. They are 5.5 mio Population; means they pay per capita approx 145 Euro per year for the market access. UK has 66 mio Population. Would make approx 9.sth Billion Euro, just for market access. Norway accepts ALL EU laws in a free will Basis, the free movement of goods and Services, they basically accept everything (and they are also consulated but have no right to vote anything). All this UK doesnt want to do anymore. Why should UK now pay less than 145 Euro/ capita per year for market access, the amount which is currently charged to the closest and best friend with the biggest loyalty (and who offered by themselves to increase the amount on free will basis) ? The digits you throw around here are theoretical digits and speak about potential trade deficits. That wont happen that way. UKs trade is 50+ percent with the European main land. UK cant ignore this and just say "yeah i dont care i crash out". Even Johnson cant be that nuts. UK looses pretty much every trade agreement it had gotten thru the EU. The EU looses only one. Now GB is free to make new ones all for themselves, okay - but with much less negotiation power than the EU. So its highly unlikely, basically highly unlogical to assume better deals can be cut. With USA? Representing 330 mio people, negotiating with UK, 66 mio people - only a fool would think this could turn into a favorable deal for UK.
@Death to the EU regime UK has more trade volume with the Netherlands alone than with the whole Commonwealth together. You might review those deals in detail. I have only read a couple of them, but theyre mostly rather insignificant. Korea is the only one potentially worth mentioning, but its worse than the EU - Korea deal. Which is again logic, gut EU is a 512 mio people market. The USA will force UK to a deal which mainly favorable for the USA. Again, 66 mio people market vs 330 mio people market. Five times the market size. The reason the EU - USA negotiations take so long is because the USA want access and free trade in areas which the people of Europe dont want , and also the politicians. But its negotiations of a 330 mio people market and huge, influencial corporations with 512 mio people market and huge influencial corporations. UK will logically not be able to get a better deal. Again, it would go against all rules of negotiations. Deals are not made because people want to make each other a present. New Zealand and Australia is not so easy, with or without deal. The EU does not have much in place as there is both sided not really much which could be of interest in significant trade volume which would get significantly cheaper for anybody than it is right now. UK can logically cut trade deals quicker alone, again, as the market it 66 mio people. The overview is quicker, the digits are smaller, and subsequently deals are lighter and made quicker - surely its quicker than negotiations of an economy union of almost 30 countries, which constantly changes and evolves. Its indeed sometimes so slow that sometimes already agreed things in draft agreements need to be changed after 5 years, and negotiations continue another couple of years before sth is concluded. All true. UK chose flexibility and dynamic going along with exposure and risk. Radical optimists will see it as chance . Realists will see it with a lot of fear, for good logic reasons. Pessimists fear up to a psychotic level. I hope for UK it will develop as per their wish - I fear it will be a long and tough way, and a few years the way will be quite stoney. At least its all the own choice. I wish UK good luck
@@mrgalenikus450 So sehr wie alle anderen über solche Aussagen und dich. Denk mal weiter. Was passiert mit der EXPORT Nation wenn sie den Zusammenschluss UND die Verträge verlässt, die dieser Zusammenschluss zustande gebracht hat. Oder anders, was ausser Braunkohle kann Deutschland ohne Vertäge an andere Nationen verkaufen.... Nein Autos würden dannach Zoll kosten. Und nein, Stahl und andere Metalle auch. Und nochmals nein, IT Technisch sind wir Steinzeit. Nein, Finger weg. Andere Technik wird hier vielleicht entwickelt, aber anders wo gebaut. Das kostet auch was. Aus, Sitz, mach Platz. Das Kohlezeug allein bringt kein Geld. Dafür gibts bald Australien, auch wenn das Steinkohle ist. Ist aber Ansatzweise genau so gut und kostet weniger, weil dafür gibts Globale Handelsverträge die gelten. Müsste man nach dem Austritt alles neu verhandeln. Bis dahin hat der Klimawandel alles vernichtet. Und wenn das nicht, Interessiert es die Leute eh nicht da sie 5-10 Jahre zuvor den Job und Grundlagen verloren haben. Und nein, H4 gibts auch nicht. Wurden ja, dank sinkender Konjunktur nach dem Aussiteg, viel weniger Steuern gezahlt. ALG1 + 2 war zu teuer. Rente? Werden alle auch gleich direkt nach Eintritt in den Sarg gesteckt, kosten genau soviel. Nicht mehr Tragbar. Kindergeld, Wohngeld und co? Ach, weg damit. Kann man ja ohne Steuereinnahmen nicht mehr bezahlen. Das Geld geht ja für das Grundlegenste drauf einen Staat aufrecht zu erhalten, zumindest solang das noch geht mit 2,50€ Long Story Short. Verzieh dich mit deiner Aussage, wenn du es nicht kapierst wie abhängig Deutschland schon vor dem Milleniuem (für dich: Vor dem Jahr 2000) war. Vorallem was Verträge an Länder ausserhalb der EU angeht, geschweige an Länder innerhalb der EU. "Frei" ist scheisse wert, wenn wir kein Geld haben um das Grundlegende zu bezahlen. Wir erwirtschafen durch das Land alleine nicht mal im Ansatz genug, um die Straßen zu reparieren. Aber frei sein. Kannste in 5 Jahren über Berg und Tal wandern, ohne Pferde oder sonst was.
Ever since I started learning German I have been told that Germans have no sense of humour...this proves I have been lied too but with being British and having Brexit shoved in my face I guess I should be used to being lied to by now 😂 It's little things like this that reminds me why I love Germany and the people haha! 😄👍🏻❤️
Genau! Als er erzählte das er in Europa/Frankreich war, hat er noch gesagt, wie er kurz nach Deutschland rüber ist, und wie man da n quarterpounder nennt! Aber der Teil wurde dann ja offensichtlich rausgeschmissen... 🤔🙄🤷♂️
@@Iazzaboyce People believe what people in power tell them regardless of their intelligence. The whole £350m per week being a prime example. Proven bollocks but people voted based on that example.
@@jamesthompson2065 But, weren't the people in power telling the public to vote Remain? The £350m figure was the amount charged by the EU for UK membership. There was some 'rebate' however, this was up to the EU to allow; also those in the UK asking people to vote Remain were against the UK's rebate. The vote was a 'once in a generation' vote about the future and there was no guarantee the rebate would continue if the UK remained a member. Would this money be used for the NHS? Of course, any money not being given to the EU would be used for the NHS. This is because the NHS costs far more than £350m pew week. Would this be extra money? Yes, it would be extra money available for the NHS and less borrowing for the government too. Would the NHS receive an additional £350m each week? The Leave bus did not say this - it said 'instead' not 'extra'. I don't really see the Leave bus message as being a lie. I think it simply said: 'The EU wants us to give this money to the EU - let's keep it and use it on our priorities instead'. I think an example of an actual lie was the way politicians and news media repeated the idea that 'the EU was funding the UK in various ways'. Of course, this could not be true, because it is a fact the UK had always funded the EEC/EU and had received around half as much back.
I'd generally agree, the default subtitles can be suboptimal. Though you should be able to adjust the look of them, e.g. if you need a bigger font or higher contrast. Hope this helps.
ah, I thought visual formatting was the issue. Of course, the automatically generated subtitles are oftentimes rubbish, so kudos to ZDF (or whoever responsible at heute-show) for uploading *any* foreign language subtitles at all. The only point of criticism I'd raise is that they could've also added subtitles to RU-vid instead of hardcoding/"burning" them onto the video. This way, the original German or English subtitles could've been auto-translared into third languages.
MGTOW Gopnik you daddy shouldnt have left you tho. Cuz if he hasn’t you wouldn’t had grown up to be a bitch in YT comments. We cant leave the EU cuz the EU is German.
rraannddoomm Nein, ich wähle die AfD nicht. Ich finde die AfD auch scheiße. Aber ich finde es genauso bescheuert, wenn die Leute immer sagen, der typische AfD Wähler wäre dumm etc., da man dadurch höchstens die AfD Wähler in ihrem Glauben bestärkt.
Absolutely wonderful comedy. We have so much at present to donate to comedy. The Royal Family saga is like a soap opera and as for the political state of this country since the referendum .........Anyway this has really cheered me up and put into words what a lot of us British remainers think. Thank you very much .Miss being in the EU already and it's only been a week. x
Vielen danke my German friends for the subtitles. I appreciate the sensitive translation, however I believe that the “English gutter press” was described by another term; I prefer the German, it’s more accurate!
Ich bin englisch (ich kann aber ein bisschen Deutsch sprechen) und ich möchte nur sagen, dass ich mich für die Idioten in meinem Land entschuldige. Ich will die Europäische Union nicht verlassen. Dennoch war den Sketch wirklich witzig :) (Entschuldigung für mein schlechtes Deutsch)
So unverschämt ist man hier also. Ich vergess mich gleich. Ich hoffe dir schifft jemand in den Kofferraum. Etwas Rücksicht erwarte ich ja schon für den Mexit.
"Haltung annehmen und Hand aus der Hose" wird im UT english als "Now, I'm asking for your attention once again and please look sharp." übersetzt. Warum dürfen die Insulaner weiter an sich rumfummeln, während ich nach 8:16 nochmal von vorne anfangen muss?
The mere amount of salty Brexiteers in the comment section is worth that they went the extra way of adding the subtitles for this sketch. For all the remainers and not-so-easily triggered Brexiteers (cause I'm sure most of them can take a joke); I hope you enjoy our German humor.
Problem is, that this show has a fuckton of content regarding german politics (Dunno if you are itnerested in that). Also, making subtitles is a hard job, i can imagine and it isn't that worth for a show, which usually gets broadcasted on TV. But I would agree, it would be a lotta fun to show this tv show to a more international audience. ^^
Ich vermute mal das sich eine Satiresendung zum Rechtsselbstschutz einen staatlich beeideten Übersetzer leisten muss. War zumindest beim Ungarischen UT von GNÖ zum Thema der ungarischen Mediengleichschaltung der Fall. Die Korrektheit der Übersetzung war mit Hosenträger und Gürtel.
Hello from the grotty little island of the coast of Europe! I really enjoyed this, thanks for adding decent subtitles! Sorry about bloody Brexit...I voted to remain myself!
How the fuck did I end up here? also that was pretty funny though I think some of it may have worked better in German than in subtitles still 7.5/10 hahaaa
@@MAKgargos He said, that the english subtitles are a good thing for because of them, the people from Great Britain are able to understand what is said in this video.
John Grice oh you didnt understand, it has to call itsself satire so it can openly insult people on tv without have to fear a lawsuit, but it aint satir, if he say something, you know, he means it. Also you cant have votes and be a royalist, decide
Sorry, your comment is erroneous. A royalist in Britain is simply a supporter of the constitutional monarchy which has a non political, ceremonial figure as head of state. It is totally removed from government which is placed in power through the democratic process of voting. Put simply, the state is separate from government. Also satire is defined as the use of humour, irony or exaggeration to criticise or expose perceived stupidity. As I said in my original post, this is great satire as uninformed people have failed to understand the complexities of Brexit and try to simplify it as stupidity.
John Grice yeah but why have still a king family if they habe 0 power? Ofc it has to be constitutional but they have 0 power. The houses screwed her over. But this means i just got the term royalist wrong cuz i thought it would meant supporting the king. But i still think Welke means far less things ironic then you think.
Ich liebe das einfach. Sobald irgendwo ein englischsprachiges Video über Deutschland erscheint, strömen hier lauter Deutsche in die Kommentare und verdrängen alles andere. Ich will doch von den Briten lesen, dass die sich ärgern :/
Worüber, über ein Land, dass noch Iim Kriegszustand mit den Alliierten ist? Wenn die Briten, sprich die USA, mal die EU bombardieren, wollen sie doch auf keinen Fall selbst Teil der EU sein! fucktheeublog.wordpress.com/2018/03/26/schaeuble-deutschland-ist-noch-besatzungszone-der-4-siegermaechte/
Ich bin Britin und finde das Video lustig. Ich war - wie alle meine Freunde - gegen Brexit, und schaue jetzt mit Verwunderung zu, was die jetzt mit diesem Chaos machen!
@@Roinaeh lies das mal durch, du Dumpbacke. In dem Link ist die Erklärung vom Bundestagspräsidenten Schäuble?! Was? Ja, dein Bundestagspräsident! Hat er auch irgendwas getrunken?
Der BER wird nie fertig weil er auf den Gebiet der bis heute noch existieren DDR steht und Putin als Oberhaupt dort "njet" zum Flughafen gesagt hat. Putin befürchte mit Recht, dass dort die NATO Bomber und Kampfjets stationieren könnten und diese Bedrohung wird sein Land natürlich nicht hinnehmen wollen!
@@elefunxd2006 Nein, Realität! * Urteil Bundesverfassungsgericht: Der Einigungsvertrag ist nichtig! Die Deutsche Einheit ist vom Bundesverfassungsgericht schon 1991 als null und nichtig erklärt und verabschiedet worden. Aus dem Urteil des Bundesverfassungsgerichts vom 24 April 1991- BvR 1341/90- wird die Entscheidungsformel veröffentlicht: Das Gesetz vom 23. Sept. 1990 zu dem Vertrag vom 31. August 1990 zwischen der Bundesrepublik Deutschland und der Deutschen Demokratischen Republik über die Herstellung der Einheit Deutschlands- Einigungsvertragsgesetz-….unvereinbar und nichtig. Hier ist es nachzulesen. www.bgbl.de/Xaver/text.xav?bk=Bundesanzeiger_BGBl&start=%2F%2F*%5B%40attr_id%3D%27bgbl191s1215b.pdf%27%5D&wc=1&skin=WC#__Bundesanzeiger_BGBl__%2F%2F*%5B%40attr_id%3D%27bgbl191s1215b.pdf%27%5D__1376388761374 Was bedeutet dies? Dem Volk wurde seit 1990 vorgegaukelt, dass es zwischen der Bundesrepublik Deutschland und der Deutschen Demokratischen Republik eine Vereinigung gab. Der Artikel 23 des Grundgesetzes für die Bundesrepublik Deutschland (a.F - alte Fassung) wurde lt. Einigungsvertrag am 23. 09. 1990 aufgehoben. Somit konnte auch keine DDR dem Grundgesetz der BRD gem. Artikel 23 zum 03. Oktober 1990 beitreten. Die in der Präambel aufgeführten neuen Länder sind erst am 14. Oktober 1990 gegründet worden. Somit war auch ein Beitritt dieser Länder gemäß Art. 23 Grundgesetz (a.F.) nicht möglich. Ein rechtswirksamer Beitritt der DDR zum Geltungsbereich des Grundgesetzes hat daher bis zum heutigen Zeitpunkt nicht stattgefunden. Somit erstreckt sich kein Grundgesetz und keine Gesetze einer Bundesrepublik Deutschland auf das Gebiet der DDR/Mitteldeutschland. Daher sind Behörden einer vorgeblichen BRD nicht befugt, Vorfälle, Ereignisse oder Gegebenheiten, die außerhalb des Geltungsbereiches des Grundgesetzes auf dem Gebiet Mitteldeutschlands stattfinden oder stattgefunden haben, zum Anlass und zum Gegenstand judikativen Handelns zu machen. Dies bedeutet eine Überschreitung der örtlichen Zuständigkeit und damit einen eklatanten Verstoß gegen den Art 20 Abs. 3 GG. Welche Folgen ergeben sich daraus? - Die Bürger der ehemaligen DDR sind somit keine vermeintlichen Bundesbürger - Auf dem Gebiet der ehemaligen DDR/Mitteldeutschland darf kein Recht der Bundesrepublik Deutschland angewendet werden, dies ergibt sich aus Artikel 20 Abs.3 Grundgesetz für die Bundesrepublik Deutschland (Die Gesetzgebung ist an die verfassungsmäßige Ordnung, die vollziehende Gewalt und die Rechtsprechung sind an Gesetz und Recht gebunden) - Allen vermeintlichen BRD-Behörden auf dem Gebiet von Mitteldeutschland fehlt jegliche rechtsstaatliche Grundlage zum Handeln Somit kann vom Volk Mitteldeutschlands auch keine Bundesregierung gewählt werden!
@@tilochristen637 habe erst deinen Kommentar gefeiert, dachte das ist Humor und Ironie auf höchstem Niveau, weit gefehlt wohl doch nur ein Boomer mit Internet. Mal gucken was du sagst, wenn im Oktober der Flughafen fertig wird
I have four cats. Please send a dozen bags of Katzenklo !!! As an army kid, I lived in Germany for over 4 years from the age of 8, so I went through my own Gerxit. Ich liebe Deutschland. ❤️
This programme is so funny! I've never seen german tv before but I' m learning german so it helps me and I can have fun at the same time.(I' m neither german or english so I don't have to support any of these countries 😀)
@@tomtom289 I wouldn't dare a united island of Ireland has been in my hopes amd dreams for many years. The United federation of Celtic republics is a little more recent, 😁😁😁
Haben doch genug Adel in Deutschland. Wurde traurigerweise versäumt den nach WW1 abzuschaffen, die Österreicher waren so klug und haben ihn 1918 abgeschafft..
Wäre vielleicht überlegenswert für mehr Folgen 'n englischen Untertitel (durch die youtube funktion mabye) hinzuzfügen, da die Engländer den Humor ja anscheinend mögen. Würde viele potentielle Viewer bringen, vielleicht. Und 'n Arbeitsplatz!
I grew up in england and I am so sorry for so many that suffer all that brexit brings with it. I remember as a kid having to got through passport control then all that rubbish stopped and now time is turned back by what 40 years
Im just asking myself who invented the cliche that germans aren't funny. I mean where does this opinion comes from. Because I am german and here is a lot of good comedy not less or weaker than in other countries! And I'm just so shocked that people really believe that shit "I thought you germans aren't funny" like guys wtf why? no of course we are
It’s probably because your language sounds so hard and harsh so then people maybe think your characters are also harsh, not funny and too serious. But it is only a cliche probably. It is the same situation like when most of people think russians are always swearing and are aggresive when they are talking in their native language only because it sounds also harsh.
