I have hahaha only once. He was a genuine Dr from Edinburgh and we all went to the botanical gardens which was absolutely hilarious as he swooped down on each flower and herb so animated and over the top then we all went back to his house for drinks which he had a record player in huge posh house and played records like tip toe through the tulips and over the rainbow and teddy bears picnic. I've never laughed so hard and long in ages. He was some character I tell you.
Who is that elusive brunette maiden who has enslaved me to her sensual power, she has smitten me with her flowery auror of transient euphoria. May the cherubic deities strike through her heart with their flaming bodkins of passion and deliver unto me the assimilation of our souls.