Brian Posehn Reacts to Metal's Dumbest Videos 

That's hilarious!!!!! 😂

Uberdrinks

I laughed way to hard at this hahah

How did he say he lost his voice? Surely if you lost your voice you can't say anything

Dude...I spit out my coffee reading that...thanks for the laugh! I needed that!

Thought he was talking shit about a metal genre like an elitist but on I saw what he was watching I fully agree with him

yeah, I can't think of anything less threatening then 90 lbs kids in nut tight jeans screaming at me.

There's emo kids screaming on the corner.🤔 Quick! grab your paintball guns.

🍻

It's the skuzzes from Letterkenny

I'm fuckin dead

Looks like Eric Cartman when he became a hallway monitor

@@andideda not gonna lie, wasn't ready for that perspective on my dear Vince. 😂

Very True

@@jetboy_ tell me is not true

They do make your mouth numb so I could see how that would convince him.

Lmao

LMAO

Honey buns; that's a helluva drug.

I agree

I’m from Idaho and we don’t approve of this

That legit could have been some female wrestler's entrance theme, like a more honest Sasha Banks "y'got a problem bitch!?" LOL

I read that exactly as he said it haha

Hahahaha that's sooooo funny !!!🤣😅😂

Was just gonna say the same , hahah!

Same

@@fhirdvnk7327 😂

Bwaaa haha you cracked me up 😂🤣🤣

Same Bruh

I didn't....i want those few seconds of my life back lol

Looks like he died an hour before the show... Awesome guitarist though 🤘

i mean, the poor guy has ankloyspondonitis. or however it's spelled. its sorta not his fault he looks that way.

😂😂😂😂

Discount Slash

He should be called Slit.

Backslash.

Papercut if you will

Mick Mars has always been the coolest member

LOL Funniest comment ever lost my shit dude

He doesn’t get enough credit, he’s so underrated

They all looked cool in the 80s and 90s

Tommy's drum performances though. His roller coaster was some crazy shit

And he almost hit the singer in the face with his guitar! I was SO hoping for two videos in a row with that. The singer looked like he had botox though so he probably wouldn't feel it.

In mom Jean's 😅😅

Half Slash Rules..... NOT!

Should have called him "backslash"

Hair Metal does not age well

Who?

@@nicolasreny221 mick mars

@Erika Ives Maybe. But he didn't waste his bank account with mc.

Nah. Nikki Sixx was. He wrote a lot of their hits.

@@thouzer47.58 honestly most of Motley Crüe is still real good. Neil is just terrible

At least it's authentic. Rock is a joke when it comes to real guitar commitment when it comes to modern "metal"....(unless you are talking psycho Swedish rock monster bands.)

Breaux agreed!! I was eating lunch and nearly spat my oranges out!

That was brilliant. I honestly thought that guitarist was Buckethead at first.

I couldn’t breath after that shit

I love Mick he's gorgeous

HMan accurate

Sounds like jack black making fun of bob dylan

I would bet you a thousand dollars that Jack Black actually knows the words to the song and could do better than that if you kidnapped him out of his bed at 3 am.

I think I heard “ham and eggs” there near the end of that bit

exactly!

I mean say what you will but the dude soldiered on.

I had to pause the vid so I could finish laughing my ass off!

i nearly went into cardiac arrest. i might actually be a ghost.

I almost choked to death on my cereal!

Agreed! Just wrote the exact same thing! That line KILLED ME!!

wangson I did the same. Lol

Looks like Little Nicky's kid all grown up.

Lol Slipknot

Shout out to my spuds. Boise, Id. here.

Jacobo Witness They’re from Iowa

@@Divine_R IKR! ROTFLMAO! Wrong state.

Underrated by who? BP is a legend

A lot of people know him from just shoot me

I loved him in Surf's Up and The Devil's Rejects

without making a real effort to yell either...........

😂

Volbeat Rock!!!

wuphat that’s the truth for many genres of music. The best stuff is not easily found.

Greek stoner rock!

Eh I wouldnt go as far as to say "well" lmao

Dude me too. Yeah.. To funny.

Ha! I literally quoted the exact same thing! It killed me too!!

Best comment ever!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤟

Pregnant with a food baby

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think he's a great comedian

💯

He should have a video of him reacting to celebrities who put out music videos.

Absolutely!

Hell yeah

We are so blessed to have him

@@i.dont.read.replies He's hilarious. Not to mention great taste in music.

Yeah... he is.

Jim Breuer isn't bad either! Brian is definitely a blast though!

@@suprchickn7745 He opened for 'Tallica when I saw them last year. He was awesome.

He's been in at least 2 Red Fang videos.

He’s that guy in that thing about stuff

Loved that part🤣😂so funny

Aww, I knew Rab. He died a few years ago

Yeah, Rab was a great guy

@theh1n1shot oooof

@@dustinsoucie3836 I’m sorry to hear that. The intent of my original comment was not to make fun of him. I just thought the video host’s wording was funny.

Omg I read your comment during the motley crew part, thought you were referring to Vince lol,,,,,I was so wrong yet soooo right at the same time

RIFFS!!!

Was the band the Lezzi's?

It's a great line

Come out and pluh-aaaaaaaaieeeeeeeaaaaaaaa

@@Kingdan2011 (beer bottle) click click click

Big emphasis on those skulls.

With Half Slash of all people

@@TheRyanH. ole halfslash at it again............... each member had their own get up which had absolutely nothing to do with anyone else in the band. the drummer was the wrestler "big bossman", half slash, half ozzy paul stanley.. and so forth AND Ono Yoko makes an appearance.------although better looking than Yoko................but so's my cat's bunghole so no big accomplishment there.

It just never worked out

And I quote: "Meh hemmunemuh femmeh nemih feel good Heh de wah da maggah feghugh walrise"

Yeah...Vince sounds like Bob Dylan getting butt slammed by Mickey Mouse.

‘bleached hair whale’. LMAO!!!!!! 😂

Really, you are right. I saw them and poor Mick was so bad he had to prop himself up against stuff to stand. It was toward the end of the tour. And this is exactly how Vince sounded!!! He would fake sing a few words then hold the mic up for the crowd to sing. But, it was EVERY damn song. I hear Paul Stanley is having some trouble with high notes. But, he's how much older than Vince? And toured how much ch more??? This guy's a dud.

If Vince was a half foot shorter, he would be round.

Chins Neil is also acceptable.

Vince needs to cover Weird Als video fat

bahahahahaha

Dr. Mealgood

Poopy butt around the house...

That video is a a bit of a classic. Not too shabby! R.I.P.

Rab was a legend! Really cool guy, wish I had a chance to meet him. Good ole Braveboard days. RIP

RIP/RAB! Headbangin Heavyweight!

You probably should see 'Immortal - Call of the Wintermoon' for reference. I bet these guys have seen it as well.

You can tell they were having fun. :) Loved when they showed the computer drumming! Very clever.

A perfect example of beating a dead horse

Vince meal

Don’t feel bad, I think he’s worth around 300 million or so. His screeching has brought in big money. He’ll die richer than you or I ever will be. On the other hand, there will be no videos of us like this to live on long after we’re dead, so there’s that. 😂

"He's full of dough" lmfao!🤣🤣🤣

@@Ormagoden94 Just Axl sounded good when he covered for Brian Johnson

Hahahaha.... I thought the same thing

Nikki, Tommy, and Mick should have Aerosmithed his ass. I mean made Vince audition for the band... again.

@Logan hell, at this point John Corabi is sounding like a good option. Lmao

I'd pay to see not Bob Dylan crash & burn at singing Motley Crue.

@@hannahbanana3511 Vince ought to be ashamed of himself for going onstage sounding like that totally unprofessional.

I’ll just ignore vince (or try) i’m there for the other dude

He's better than that stupid girl Toni! I hate her little reports!

They should make loudwire be ran by actual Metalheads like Brian

Absolutely

This needs to be a regular video

Love this guy

They got slammed in this video for being terrible but they are 1,000% obviously self aware AND the most creative of the bunch while the rest of this collection is pure cringe.

damn that got sad real quick

Shows have never been the same since Rab passed. Miss that fucker.

Raab was a legend. If you were ever at a metal show in Toronto from 200-2012ish, you 100% benefited from the dude. He was very active in booking gigs, getting local bands attention, and generally being a great dude. And like Logan said, this was 100% done on purpose as a joke.

And seriously, just the music was even good. Take out the vocals and visuals and it was awesome. But apparently bad vocals and visuals was the point

that absolutely killed me for some reason

Same

Absolutely does look like the final scene though. I about died.

"Wanna see a vampire play a guitar solo?" got me pretty good.

"Wally Woooorld, come out to playyyyyayyyyy." I remember buying The Warriors game on PS2 back in the day, my younger brother and i played co-op for hours. We then learned that it was based on the movie, so i downloaded it. The movie became one of my favorites lmao.

Shut the fuck up really kicks ass as a hook tho NGL

Best comment I've heard about this video!😂

He needs way more than one sit up.

I thought that was fucking buckethead lol

I'm the"Get off my Fing lake... I hate you jetski brats!! Where is the DNR patrol to ticket these punks?" Metal Guy.

@@pensnut08 'lawn' is less privileged, and more universal.

And it's every bit as horrible as you would think.

It’s actually something that predated mumble rap: crunkcore. I’ll give any genre/sub-genre a try, but this stuff was definitely as abysmal as you would think. The term alone... barf! XD

@@diegstroX8032 most Crunkcore isn't this bad. UKMGF is straight garbage

@Tanner Edge but pestilence and Morbid angel also suck

It’s just skids being skids...it’s like an even more dollar store Hollywood Undead

A more accurate description has never been made

"Can't wait to see them at the next Juggalo Fest" lmfao

This is what happens when the trailer park kids get all hopped up on the blue-wackadoos at the 7-11 LOL!!! 😄🤣

He had to get paid at least $50 for devil's rejects for his 15min part

Iirc he was also on Just Shoot Me and more recently a few episodes of The Big Bang Theory ... I always perk up and laugh when he just walks into the scene!

Five guys who got kicked out of tribute bands for drinking the whole tab.

I thought that was the point of any art form.

"iT's nOt A pHaSe MoM"

I cant unhear that now

Good Lord, I think he actually says Martha Stewart.

That's what on his mind man 😂

Dude...you just killed me!

Omgosh. 🤣🤣

Timmy Cloutier dude wtf lmao!

Timmy Cloutier that was the best! I cried laughing

I'm 99.9% sure that video is a parody. Either way I'm now gonna try to find it and enjoy it. Wish me luck.

@@PiousMoltar Maybe, but I do love the name of their song

@@jeremyc9593 More than likely is. I know Immortal like (d)? To do some over the top music videos. Think of the crab walking.

"WHOOOAAA HEEEEYYYYY WOOOO HEYYYY WELLL HEY"

Or Joe Pesci

Or Cartman!

can you believe the singer is lip-syncing this video ?? ole half / slash is air syncing .

😂😂😂😂

Except Joe Pesci would still pop a cap in yo ass if you looked at him funny, even with Alzhemiers, whereas you get the impression Vince Neil would likely suffer a fatal stroke straining to muster up a menacing scowl.

He was singing like ozzy talking

Funny how?

@@jax.attila funny like a clown

Loved that, too. 😂

Half Slash > Underscore more like it

I think that was a chick.

And not the good half!!

A split second before he said that I was thinking he was a Slash tipoff. Half Slash cracked me up.