BRITISH PAPERS PLEASE | Not Tonight - Part 1 

not your average emo that's why he dropped out

Wait I thought he dropped out of music production? And then got his degree in hotel management.

@@jozelynaguilar6721 yeah i think but whatever

Gay Jay well my memory isn't good

RedK5 it’s okay me neither I’m not entirely sure :/

Lol

Lol my same thoughts exactly

I came for this comment and I was not disappointed

Jack is so happy to be back in Papers Please

I was about to leave a simular reaction...

So true

Plz watch my vids

You can be born in london and still have french ethnicity.

After going back and reading the bottom of the Heritage paragraph it does imply that the grandmother is French so my mistake.

staryoshi06 Yeah, that’s what the game is saying is wrong

Yes lol

He just couldn't stay away

Guess it was just reborn

Rebirth

Its a boy!

Kaitlyn Strassenburg shit lol

My sister who is older than me worked at a tobacco shop and she looked at it for 2 seconds and spot mistakes

That's incredibly specific

Same! 😂 Liquor too!

@@spring_heeledjack no?

*Stares blankly in bruh moment

I think that's the hardest I've laughed at one of his videos

FOUR AND FIVE IS TWELVE

what tripped me up was the european date format. i thought there was something wrong with the game because i kept getting reprimanded for turning away people with clearly expired licenses. i just gave up and said i guess if the year is right that's all that matters. finally i realized that it wasn't the american format.

REAPER yeah

Unless the bartender is offering a mega bonus, of which any mistake would forfeit the bonus. Otherwise, yeah bribes are nice. It's like back in Papers, Please when bribes were a LOT more of a difficult decision to make with family and such.

Begone

@@commanderleo no stop it was never funny

England it’s not a city are u stupid

@@sexyvids7254 wooosh

@@mctescotenacious5285 you can't woosh me, there's nothing to be wooshed

Great theodds1out reference :)

"No, LANCE! " 😂

when lance from voltron was there i died XD

*Lance McClain has entered the chat*

NO LaNCe!

More please

Please let's get out of Brexit b4 it's too late

its already too late, prepare for the inflation where its 2 thousand pound for a cup of coffee. luckily i am a tea drinker B)

I have 500 papers for you xD

I’m srry

Racist

@@cilliancorr8285 Irish is an ethnicity not a race

Lzr Krl define race

No one would be let in for security purposes

More realistically it would be Irish border guards during the Troubles.

Hi

viktorayy :D 【animated】 IKR

Dude I same!! XD

You should've said "Did somebody say papers? *YES PLEASE!* "

viktorayy :D 【animated】 I love that game

I was silently doing the math myself but even then, it too me a minute to realize my stupidity. XD I think Jack's not alone in such moments😅

Kinda heard him saying it, thought I might have heard him wrong, says it again louder, I think he's joking, face says it all, I die

Pfft hey man I'm not good at math either, Jack relates to us all in a way lmfao

The face he made says it all, I was dead at that point XD

What made me die was when he told us not to judge his math as he was calculating 2018 - 18.

I love it and Jack you are the beast :)

🐺 power u so right

wolfpower 205 Same! ;-;

Nice try. But the biography of the character states he's English of French ascent. So basically, in that game, he's considered a frenchman.

But he was born in London though... And because his grandmother lost her citizenship doesn't mean he's not British anymore? At least that's what I'd think... Unless that fictional government introduced some *really* sick citizenship laws...

let's say if an African person is born in Moscow, does that suddenly make him Russian? No, of course not, so that's why the character is still French despite being born in London.

That depends on both parents ancestry though, but even then you'd still be half and half.

@@SocialistFinn1 At the moment, the UK has Jus soli, meaning if you're born there you're a citizen. (vs jus sanguinis, right of blood -> where your parents are from)

Brynley Louise hay there sexy 👊🏿🍆💦

...

@@niggawaffles12 tf

DullBig jeff I’m tryna smash nigga

But his work is letting people enter Bars though....

Or glory greatest pub

good artist bro lol ..

FOR KING AND HEAD ('cause the pub's King's Head, geddit?)

When i read this comment je said that

This is funny because many of the English kings didn't speak English, they spoke French.

KhOrganization 😂 I got the game before he did this, and I did the same thing. I was lmao.

KhOrganization lol

KhOrganization V

KhOrganization lol

MeCraftArt 🤣

That's what the game wants you to think anyways. Keep your damn dignity

£45 not 45$ get it right you uncultured swine i fart in your general direction your mother was a hamster and you father smelled (this is a joke do not take seriously) of elderberries

it's I fart in your general direction not spit ya uncultured swine

Heru Solares you realise what you just said right?

He’s not French his gran is. She moved over in the blitz

Possibly there are more french people in London than Brit's

Callum McGinn no

TandooriBulb322 is that meant to be funny???

Lol

@@england6920 Yes. He meant to say we're not a part of the European Union. We're still going to be European. :)

Septiceye

Not anymore

Is that from the Odd1sOut vid?

Yeah, Sean voiced a couple of characters.

Hahahaha

@@CamelToe-lp1uc like that green haired lady

Exactly

😂😂😡

Same😂😂 the face of self-disappointment was glorious

*Quick maths*

At first I didn't know what he was calculating cuz it was so obvious.

I use to remember a guy who was super genius at math, but when it came to reading out loud. Stutter City, Then one day I just started grasping at every read out as soon as possible to help the poor guy. Never made fun of the guy either, we all got strong and weak points. Makes us interesting nonetheless.

Oskar Bohaczyk in another video he said “jokes on you I didn’t learn shit”

Oskar Bohaczyk he had whale biology at some point as well.

That Name I remember that. Holy shit. What video was it?

He dropped out for a reason you idiot lmao

@@baguetteboi1065 The whale biologist thing is just a joke that he makes.

😂

Fuck so did I

Lmao that’s awesome

I. LOVE. TRISCUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're in Canada

Not to be a bother, but it’s actually Triscuit, like biscuit. I only feel the need to say this because I am currently eating Triscuits :3

Eveee Of the Lost Woods oh

Oh

Lol

Oh

Oh

@Chief20 Tribe20 yea but jack is a dumb boi sometimes so maybe he didn't see it

Da Bomb hi

Oh, it's fine, I'm sure he gets it.

Yeah I think he’ll get it because I have 360 likes thankfully

Thank god See this is what our duty is (duty isn’t funny) to help jack Because if we don’t he’ll have to find out the (not hard) long way and believe me we don’t want that

Hi random person from the past

Hello from 9 days in the future

Nice to meet you person from the past :D

Witchcraft!

Hi past person!

AAAAAAAAAAH

@@sankitty1235 🎶I believe, i believe in you, i believe, i believe in STEEVE, IN STEVE... IN STEVE! GRAB THE GLORY, ALL THE WAY TO VICTORY... ALL THE WAY!!🎶

(Keep on a dancin) All The Way!!!

@@sankitty1235 All the way (keep on flying) All the way (keep going you got this) All the way, way All The Way!

potato*

Thumbs up for genuinely making me laugh xD

I think the potatoes got to his brain

Man, the UK is pretty smart to be able to leave an entire continent. I'm impressed. You should bequeath that knowledge to us, so we can break off away from Canada and Mexico, and we can just be this kickass island and not be a part of North America. How are you doing it? Are you just like, taking a sawzall and sawing yourr tectonic plate off? ;)

Nah dude that’s where your wrong the plan was to get the United States Navy to push the British isles all the way to Maine

Gold Star, I think best.

ikr

Reaction videos? Really?

@@ninjanippledog725 well yeah the video is awesome

NinjaNipple Dog Glory to arstotzka

Wait there's a short film? *leaves video for short film*

This game is also more, preachy, to use Jack's word. Papers Please probably is just as political, but it doesn't deliver fhe same political message, in the same way, over and over again. You get to see plenty of political problems, but in this game, it feels like it's literally reminding you that it's a political game over and over again. I guess what I'm saying is that you're right, their both political, it's just that the politics in Papers Please were told in a more interesting way? I think.

Yeah Paper please is about the Berlin Wall

I think people are just more removed from papers please, most aren't from that area, and it was set in the past. So you dont really have any attachment or feelings for old Soviet union politics

@@anon2339 I think it's also the idea that you, as the investigator, had no personality besides having to feed your family. You simply denied or accepted people based on their passports and information, shooting them only when necessary. While Not Tonight focuses more on you as a direct victim of this political situation and having to fend for yourself. While EZIC and Arstozkan corruption is present, it's not a constant thing in the entire game, only really being prevalent in the end.

Ari F The reason why your character is a blank slate is because I think Lucas Pope wanted you to project yourself into the boots of the investigator. It is also so you can be kind, brutal and moral.

I'm just sitting here shaking my head. Bravo Jack haha

I thought he was being sarcastic

ThatAnthroGamer I honestly thought he was joking

This is so epic lol

You've got to love this kinds of moments

no-where

Shower

*You don't exist*

Shower

Germany

RNC- Xpert hey can u be active on my channel and support my channel you get a chance to be featured on my Saturday episodes

RNC- Xpert the great great memories

Now it's LONG LIVE THE QUEEN

CoreyGames THEODD1SOUT

Yesssss 😂😂😂😂

Ayy

Omg!!😂😂 I loved that video from Theodd1sout

I found the real lance and he is the funniest guy ever

Lmao yea

Seriously lol, that made me kind of mad.

a tired bee yeah Jack, your character was *born* in London but his *nationality* is French

Invinci-Creep 7049 very helpful comment 👏

Also, he doesn`t read the instructions or the date, at the bottom of his folder and asks what to do.

@@Kitty3505Channelyes lmao he is

Rip patato man

He was always my favorite lol

Wutaii1 Nostalgia you’ve gotten like 3 comments liked by jack. You lucky!

This man inspired me to try to shift my focus in life. I used youtube to circumvent my own anxiety problems and jack seems like he knows the struggle just like me. I went to college for a masters in Nonprofit management also and the fact that he does charity work also adds to being inspired since charity is a very important part of humanity....or it should be anyway.

PMA People Made Angry

sierra edits Other people like this so we can get Sean to see it!!

thank you haha

Your so lucky! I hope he sees this comment

i do too :) if not im happy people are helping anyway

Aww no fair :(

I feel u buddy I feel u

Lol I love this the second I read it jack scream Ed it out loud lma

Yes, vote ukip! I am not hostage ...---...

Made me sad😟😟

so you watched just because of the word British

haha....

@@marcellabutay1090 no because of British pa

I am not even British I am Irish but same

Konnergames How did i not notice this? I was playing and was dumbfounded on how to use the power ups

Konnergames Can you help me beat my friend to 200 subs

@@qsgsharpie3483 i can help you by saying make content be your self try different things dont use clickbait titles and other people's videos

Konnergames thank you

I used to scare my parents with my Roz impression lol, I thought that too

how old r u?

Lol wtf moshin

matt attk cause the comment that guy made was so shit that wanted to confirm if he was below the age of 10

Completely agree with you lol

Glory to arstotzka, greatest country. Make us proud

To be honest his family condition was fucked for half the game though

I know

Coolicycle12 no shit

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WE HAVE A GENIUS ON THIS CHANNEL. ITS NOT LIKE IT WAS IN THE FUCKING TITLE

Explosive diarrhea much?

"me brain a potato"

Carl Millberg subscribe me please i need your help to became good youtuber

@@ash-shishaniy841 FUCK YOU you can't just ASK for subs and get them how did jack get subs? Good content. How did they find him? Recommended page.

+E.A.E 116 ChAnNeL Begging for subs isn't going to make you a good RU-vidr. Make good videos and you'll be a good RU-vidr and actually earn and deserve subs.

And the thing of the game that upsets me is the character is from London!! And the other call them Euro..like he was an illegal or something in the context of the game

It says in the intro, his family got divorced and lost citizenship, so possibly he was a child of a married to citizen person?

@@andrewswitzer6334 Ah..ok...I couldn't get to read te intro 😅😅 thanks

TheFatPotato mister potato man! :D

I feel the exact same

Jack is such a positive energy he makes me feel like my problems were just silly worries that I can fix slowly but surely

Are you sure your job was right for you, given your condition? It's like me, terrified of heights, choosing to become a skyscraper window cleaner

@@ProjectFlashlight612 It was not a good fit for me hence the former part, lol. Now I am a house painter and Lyft driver. Much less stressful!

Mitchele Badoo wait adhd gives you memory loss? oh shit thats why i cant remember nothing

C

EvoL Mafia, Lack of sleep does that too, I can tell as I've due to my addiction to 2 different MMO's been sleeping 4-6hours instead of the recommended 8 for like about 3 years now, if you ask me to remember something, I might remember you asking it, but I'd have better chance at winning lottery than remembering what you told me. I used to have pretty good memory before I started sleeping less and less. 22 yo. Due to that I started looking into sleep and lack of sleep's effects and came to find that prolonged lack of sleep can also result into dementia or even alzheimer or what ever it's called in worst case scenario. Atleast according to Matthew Walker Who's been studying sleep for ages, according to him and the internet.

Exactly😂

Whisper's Joking Wolf ya 😂😂

Mike Allright graphics just like in Prince of Persia

yea same, they look so clean

Mike Allright dude i see you everywhere. Your content is awesome too

Same

Tugra Ersözlü I guess we watch same things.

*lance haha lol

Lance is a VERY funny guy!! XD

When I hear the voice he chose, all i think of is SAXTON HAAAAAAALE!!!!

Aye I thought it sounded like jake too

Wrong number

are u okey

Lol

AGAHHAH AJAJAJAJJA VERY FUNNE But really FUNNE

Matthew .

Ha...haha....hahahahaha....it took me a couple seconds to realise

Lrick806 that’s sounds like a dick joke

I'm dying

@Joseph Hornsey "Born in London"

He chose his character's background himself, hah..

Joseph, his character was born in London, but he didn't read the full story, because the character's grandmother was French, and something about her getting divorced fucked his character's citizenship, so his character is considered French by the post-Brexit government.

*blows up house* GLORY GREATEST

*NUKES TOWN* GLORY GREATEST

GLORY TO ARTSOTSKA ACTIVATES NUCLEAR BOMB

BADUM BAM BAM.. BUM.. BAM.. BUM.. BADUM BAM BAM.. BUM.. BAM.. BUM..

Pesilli subscribe me please i need your help to became good youtuber

The Hundredth Monkey considering the amount some of the bribes were for, especially early on, he missed a lot of money by not noticing this

I can't believe we still need to explain that to some people.

I was just thinking the same thing.

You are not part of the continent, you're an island!! :P

@Grover Bowie r/that happened

@@ComptGeorges so is new Zealand but its in oceania

Its gonna be little teaman in this game

Same here I love papers please

Yep...

So glad I wasn't the only one who thought that

You got that right

I love how people actually think that people talk like that in sweden

ruben sandahl well they've never been there, lol

ruben sandahl nevermind I just heard the way he talked, lol

Why is most of your subscription's teen girl's?

Because he's our boy, Jared McCreep

if it was by the same people then yeah but maybe they didn't want to seem like they were ripping off papers please

Hello Inspector. We have audited you activities for the past 20 years. There are some anomalies. But you have served Arstotzka well. We will overlook these small transgressions. You have been cleared of all suspicion. Glory to Arstotzka.

LMAO

Oh yeah yeah

I_Love_Jacksepticeye2 hi I can see you love jacksepticeye and so do I also that’s fricken funny

Killertiger Gaming ?

Lmao I was thinking "what was so hard about that did I miss something?"😂

Abu Arif I know I high key facepalmed

Yea but he literally just saw where he was from and didn't read the rest lol

@@FuriosasWarRig Thats the problem. Didn't take the time to read it

Very much an 'elected to lead, not to read' sort.

Ikr, bothered me the whole game

ITS SO ANNOYING AND UNSATISFYING TO WATCH HIM NOT NOTICE IT XD

@max and Itay. He seems to do that a lot. The WORST oblivious moment to me was back in the human corporation machine. He couldn't figure out the jump command and YET figured out jump if zero...

@@YukoValis A lot of gaming RU-vidrs seem to be the oblivious type, mainly because they have to add commentary to their gameplay otherwise it wouldn't be very entertaining to the audience. And through that commentary it's difficult to always pay attention. Jack didn't notice on the bottom left when taking tickets it tells you how much you need for a bonus, either. It's just so upsetting but what are we gonna do about it, really?

yeah can we get jack to see this please because it's fucking annoying when anyone doesn't care about politics but this is literally fictional politics and he STILL can't be a decent person and support anyone

TheWonderHamster you say fictional but it does cover real life events, like brexit and then there is some discrimination against “euros” so jacks mind set it is to not even go there. But yeah he should read it aha the game is telling him too

@@thewonderhamster1368 you don't have to take sides/support anyone in politics to be a 'decent person'

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Agreed thanks was just about to write it

Noice

YES

she is so proud, she even bought crumpets

GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN

I think of the campaign loading screen monologue from Star Wars Battle Front (2005)

Bryce Mckenzie Are you on your Joy, good Sir?

@@finbarrdarcy5929 Are ye Questioning an Officer?! Are Ye Sure ye've taken yer Joy today?

Ye mate! Its fun being happy (in my mind: im just guess what they say)

Bryce Mckenzie Oi, you got a license for those papers m8!?

BubberNutters Thats not even a maths abilities thing... just mis-seeing.. this is a stupid comment

@@ninjanippledog725 Well, it's not mis-seeing, you can write a B that way, he just interpreted it wrong. And it's a bit due to failed logic. If there's a block 5, why would there be a block B? Do some blocks have numbers while others randomly have letters? Or are they using a hexadecimal system? It's a silly mistake, let's have some fun. No need to be insulting.

@@elan825 It's not that deep. They just made a bad comment.

GLORY TO ARTOTZ- Wait what do you mean wrong game? This is literally papers plea- Fine. Fine. Then how about... GLORY TO BRITIAN!

maybe GLORY TO BRITANNIA QUEEN MOTHER PROUD

Nah frick britain

GLORY GREATEST TO MOTHER BRITANNIA

Jonniek 2006 why?

Look that's someone i can agree with :)

They must of payed the actors as much as your character gets paid! so great! glory to artso- I mean britian!

I know. 21

It's obviously 20. If you remove the 18 from 2018 you only have two numbers left.

thats pretty *D E E P*

@@NarturArkano and no its not 20 obviously. its like 30. you have to divide the 1 by the 8 then multiple the two and the 0 then subtract 18 or something

1/8 * 2 * 0 - 18 = -18, though.... Oh, wait, sorry, that was math. Uh, I think I've got it. If you divide the 2 by the 0 then add the 18, and recycle the 1 and the 2, put them together, and add them to the whole thing . . . yeah, definitely 30, albeit a somewhat undefined 30.

Glory greatest!