Bro played high card 57 times (Balatro) 

watching business card sit there and do fuck all for 45 minutes was the closest i’ve ever been to a type a chatter

"Water's not slippery" Andies .5 seconds after they ignore the lifeguard's instructions not to run at the pool: 🙂💫🙃💥😭🤕

"You safe the azazel runs for when the mentals low" wisest thing i heard for a long time

Bro drove car high 57 times, call that a DUI

I love playing a high card while there’s five of a kind in hand because you’re that committed to the build. And I mean that in a completely sincere way.

Is that the high card of '57? EDIT: That credit card into wraith play has elevated this RU-vid video into the realm of kino cinema.

i know its obvious, but i love that negative black board is just a whiteboard 😅

I love the part where NL said "skip me" right as an ad popped up 😂

in the balatro club straight up playin it and by it lets just say high card drenched in mama liz's chili oil

Cement is to flour as concrete is to bread. And yes a thin layer of water is what makes ice slick. I used to visit with a trucker who was stationed in Antarctica testing military equipment in extreme conditions. He said it's so cold that the water layer is unable to form so you can drive on the ice like it's a highway. Not slick at all.

Bro was heckled about a flush build, went to the bathroom to flush in real life. Chad streamer

Isn't the Librarian kind of a paid chatter? I guess he isn't a W2 employee but he's definitely a 1099 contractor.

2:30 do NOT talk smack on black licorice sailboats

31:06 "You save the Azazel runs for when your mental is horrible" is a quote I wanna frame and hang on my wall

Babe wake up, new Balatro dipped in mama liz’s chili oil just dropped

Ice changes its slipperiness depending on how much pressure you slide with. Ice is a crystal that spreads itself out because of the pattern of the crystal, so its less dense than water. But the crystal is not just brittle, when you compress it, it has a putty texture. There are many different types of ice called ice 1 ice 2 ice 3 ect, based on how much pressure its under. When you ask, why does a 300lb sled on two slender rails slide so easily over ice, the answer is which phase of ice is which part of the rail sliding over? is it ice 1, ice 2? well its an inter state of ice. Which scientist don't have a full simulation for because it depends on the shape of the pressure that causes different shapes of different phases of ice. We can observe slipperiness on ice, and we have traditions for how to maximize it, but we don't have a model to predict how slippery a given shape at a given pressure will be on ice.

42:30 INSANE broccoli/cauliflower take. The egg's fried his 'buds on mamma liz's chili oil.

Him picking up obelisk instead of haemomancer despite being able to add 2 stones to the deck per blind almost instakilled me

Guys I have 3 questions: 1) Is Tomo his wife, or his daughter? Why is he constantly saying hi Tomo? 2) Who is Andrew and why does he talk about Andrew this much? Something like a secret lover? But his partner can also watch the stream... 3) Why does he like dipping stuff in Mona Lisa's chili oil? Particularly what is special about Mona Lisa's chili oil in this context? Does Canada have a chili oil brand called Mona Lisa? If so then why? Da Vinci had expertise on many things but cooking like a master chef

Balatro backseaters could never handle getting backseated themselves

If water isn’t slippery why is the wet floor sign showing a guy slipping because the floor is wet

Did it drive anyone else crazy not playing face cards with the first joker giving money for played face cards

The smoothest substance on Earth is probably the silica wafers they make for microchips. Those get pretty close to being *atomically* smooth

i love watching these videos high, he always makes me think

i love watching him position a non scoring card at the end for no reason and then glance at chat the moment it resolves in front of him (im turning into the joker btw)

Type A chatters are steaming after this one.

I just want to say, a small thing that makes me love NL is how much respect he has for his audience. Small things like not burping into the mic and immediately calling out any behavior that might be toxic makes the community equally as impressive!

had to wait 43 whole minutes for today's mama liz's chili oil bit 😔😔

37:11 Man this one made me chuckle.

he should watch the video of the conga line robbing somebody

the odd number and even number take is legit a conversation I had with my dad once

When he moved the wild king to the right in the spade flush, I knew he was cooking

35:02 when your brother asks you to bring him a purple stone

This may be the episode where I come around to not merely tolerating Balatro but enjoying it. His banter has tiptoed back into true NL territory. I can’t really get down on pure Balatro game theory discussion but hearing Egg rattle off his Gordon Ramsey and Sisyphus tales is why I’m here.

28:59 wants to buy the flush joker, draws a worthless rare joker and has hermit, goes next round. It's hard being a type A chatter

Some people call me the space joker

Not cutting out the bathroom break is legendary

Smoother than metal? My best guess is the Glenmorangie Whisky Distillery

the medieval gordon ramsay at the stone soup restaurant bit goes crazy

You can flake off a layer of Mica which is atomically flat, which is one of the flattest (i.e. smoothest) things you can create

time to lock in for another hour of (Balatro)

15:20 it was in the shop egghead

The splash joker would go crazy on a high card build.

I love NL's random song references

I felt the same way about DNA until I torpedoed my first black stake run, which was set to win, because I pulled dna and decided to pivot my run to it instead of doing what was actually scoring

18:20 he just like me for real

i like the bathroom break, reminds me of the parasocial relationship and makes nl seem human

You need some danish hot liquorice, dipped in mama Liz's chili oil

Uploaded 57 minutes ago, I think it’s fate that I watch this instead of sleeping LOL

NL pronouncing lambasted like 'lamb basted' made me chuckle as it's such a him thing to say. Then I looked it up and it does seem to be an accepted pronunciation?

i love how your scottish accent for gorden ramsey was a liverpool accent, an insult to all hehehe

I think he could have saved it by selling seance and popcorn and then popping hermit? Water is pretty slippery. Have you seen water striders?

Bro went from one extreme to the other with money.

You gotta lock in

Those pretzels. Are they pretzel chips in a green and white bag by chance?

Why is 'nuts to the obelisk' so funny to me :D:D

Im on the plane trying not to burst out laughing and this egg is talking about his wife turning him into a lizard

Never been more pegged than "I think we need to go bloodstone"

A "Quantum Stabilized Atom Mirror" is the worlds most smooth surface. It's made from silicon crystals and lead. So metal is at least part of the smoothes material.

Is the ‘A liter of cola’ a throwback to the movie Supertroopers? 😅

"A foot and a half feet across!" 😂

Bro honestly I feel that first run so hard. You can have 20+ of a suit in your deck and for some unfathomable reason fail to draw it in 16+ discards. The game occasionally just tells you that against all odds, your run is over.

He finally became the joker

when NL and Jerma post a video within seconds of eachother so now i have to watch two videos at the same time

An odd number is just an even number+1, and 1+1 is an even number.

I love one of a kind builds!

Frozen hydrogen 48:37 is the smoothest surface.

57:00 CAKE reference?

@48:30 NL look up how ice skate's work. it will give a better understand on how standing on ice can be slippery.

NL: "Water is not slippery" Waterslide: Fuck me then...

*IF* I were a type A chatter, i would comment: The eternal question of "should I dupe a conditional x3, or a guaranteed x3.25 that will continue scaling?"

Nl so gangsta using magician on 1 card even though he knows better

The stones are fresh frozen. xD

He put up a fuss, but my ass on the table if bro ain't holding R now to restart...

God is his witness, god is his witness

Chi-town stand-up

Ok but "toker" would be a great legendary joker to add even just for a challenge. 😂

Water absolutely is slippery. If I drop my water glass in the kitchen then slip on the spill, what did I slip on? It wasn't the linoleum or my socks, it was the water.

Wouldn't it be the cold that makes the slippery

"you have to buy blank voucher 35,000 times for it to do anything" nooooo u buy it once in ur run and then later you get the antimatter voucher its so worth itttt

15:13 this shit made me laugh too hard for no reason

Me, who played high card 56 times

Any time NL buys Mystic Summit, I am guaranteed to become a type A chatter

Photograph is actually so underrated, got it in my team when I went to 1.7 billion

I look forward to old man NL with his blanky because it's only 73°

Munchies card: for every 1$ in joker sales is +5 chips.

"Pardon my fuck" is the most Gordon Ramsay phrase that he's never said.

Me as Im optimally delivering corn flour to my body

50:30 something something pirate treasure map something something

The paid chatter bit reminds me of the bit in Pyramids where the Ephebian philosophers have a dude they just pay to listen to them spout bullshit.

TIm-Tams still an S tier snack

"Its nice to be on the other side of this for once" as if NL hasnt corrected chat more often than not recently. Seriously hes been locked in these last couple weeks.

41:05 NL's Gordon Ramsay sounds like Ozzy Osbourne

“She’s been boiling me”

how many points is a full body flush chat?

1:00:08 Killer Croc talking to Mr Freeze

1:36 which cards do I play for a full body flush though

“Go another 20% into debt just to be rejected” story of my life.

Coke zero should sponsor him, he's the only reason I'm drinking it now

43:33 FINALLY