Bronx Beat: Jake Gyllenhaal - Saturday Night Live 

Was just thinking the same thing!! Actually really shows off more of their awesome range as actors

I'd put Maya in the highest pantheon of SNL - she's good with EVERYONE. I can't imagine someone she can't do a scene with.

They're not reading cue cards. Impressive.

I am the 999th like. Whoever is the first 1k is a lucky human bean

Well said. Tremendous rhythm.

Nenethegreat W Get paid for it, and you’ll be even smarter💕

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Gregory Reed You said it. This is wonderful.

Pure genius!

They have great chemistry

I was so thinking the same thing...like, HOW?? and live filming too...

He's an actor. Controlling his expression is part of the job.

@@philipgwyn8091 yep, hes professional as fuck. id love to see any moments hes cracked though, it would be hilarious!

You could see he was struggling at times

Has that deer in the headlight look!

keep that red zone closed.

Hey I'm from the Boogie Down over here.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😆

😂😂😂

He is still adorable

more like hot as fuck now

Yeah because these days he looks like a pile of garbage.

@@kurushi857 Trollolol

It’s from 2013

I was looking for this comment! So adorable

Amy talked over the question and asked, "You a Taurus?"

didnt see it can you put when it was

@@varmkrieg8611 5:40

Hmhh, no youre not, ur a Sagi, u know whos a Gemini?.... *EHEM-TomHolland-EHEM Good show universe, good show

@@aminsiagian364 I really don't like it when someone like you posts a comment like this, which is intelligible, but also is clearly just your inner monologue and a way of speaking that is in no way suitable for people to understand what you're talking about

Yes, Amy and Maya set the bar very high, with this skit. It just crackles along, naturally, with impressive comedic timing. SNL sketch comedy, elevated to high art.

WTF is "actual" acting?

I doubt they used any cue cards. Imagine the guys holding up the cards. 😂

@@ratanasorn8080 lmao poor cue card guy probably has go through them really fast too XD

RIGHT

They're supposed to be Italian New Yorkers. Judge Judy is a Jewish New Yorker.

@@danielmurphy1100 there is like zero difference between Italian and Jewish New Yorkers - a Jewish New Yorker dating an Italian New Yorker

Spot on for Staten Island or Long Island. That’s not BX attitude.

@@danielmurphy1100 Dietz - what's that? Neapolitan?

@@seemsfishy23 No difference between Puerto Ricans and Dominicans either. And all Asians are alike.

@@evemsm6119 Umm so?

@@evemsm6119 Umm thanks.

Yeah he is! So cute What an odd first response lol

Yeeeah... Adorable. 🙂

A cutie patootie, yep

Fartuun Elmi Ikr! Btw it is not Mia. It's Maya.

Fartuun Elmi And it is two of not one of.

Fartuun Elmi Amy looks so good in this

I’m 100% sure that they were just bs’ing all their lines, lol

@Jarred Kiser the fact that you can obviously see they are just looking straight ahead & reading off a screen makes the newer snl skits feel less than, like they’re acting as robots instead lol

They are reading the cue cards though,they are just so professional you can't notice

@@andrewbaker4896 Maybe so. Either way, still better than staring straight ahead all the time :)

the show is alot of improv, so its cue cards espeshally for guests and the celebrity hosts who might need it

YES!! So, so cute!😻

lmao I can't unsee it now

incredibly accurate, Woody had a woody then a son

Why does this make so much sense?!

Yeah, the kid who trained the dragon

As the Bronx beat women might say : "So you're from Staten Island? Which part? New Dorp?" "New Dorp, yeah. maybe Todt Hill?| "Yeah, she totally looks like a Tody Hill girl" "Maybe Bull's Head? You from Bull's Head?" "I saw a frog head on the Verrazano Bridge." "Oh, that bridge. That's all anyone ever talks about in Staten Island. The bride has such traffic, the bridge tolls are going up. Bridge, bridge bridge." "Right. You know what I tell them? You wanna talk about a bridge, go to London. Their bridge is falling down..."

Up, I’m a Bronx girl and all I could think was, “da’Bronx? No, dat’s Statin Island!”

So accurate. Also from Staten island and I can't count the number of times my aunt said "he drives me crazy, your uncle, but he gave me 4 beautiful kids. Gotta say..."

@@maryk446did you adlib that?

@@pjincho Yes, I did. Hope you liked it!

Her dead expression when he said he wrote a book on bike trails was perfect.

you're in every snl video😭

Truth!!!!

eeeeeeek karen no !

I was just thinking how many Indian tribes would be insulted OR have the best sense of humor....

I'm one from Canada but a Cree tribe. Things like this we don't get insulted it's rather funny. I couldn't stop laughing 😂

@@stuartwax1633 I thought they made that up. I didn't mean no disrespect by quoting it. I'm South African. I do not have full knowledge of American indigenous people.

@@mrsoshadabaadman I think they did make it up. But ya know, some tribes are very proud and don't like to be made fun of. Of course, some people in Indian tribes would take no offence and think it was really funny. So it could go either way. I'm sure you meant no disrespect.

😂😂 yup all tribes they mentioned exist. But it's all good. No worries

***** It's Jake Gyllenhaal.

***** You should google him, he's an awesome actor. Plus he's fucking hot

supermanhatesme i am pretty sure hes none of the above.

supermanhatesme true

@@johnlordfan1i am 4 years late but shut the fuck up

So condescending because they are dumb, not because of their superior intelligence. This would be intolerable if it were real, because talk shows require interest in and regard for the guests.

@That Girl Thank you!

@Dorothy Zbornak lol their comment wasn’t that deep either, just logical? Oof I didn’t know reading was that hard

Right!? I'm binge watching these snl skits of these two!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

mlamarana can’t stop rewatching ! LOL

I know right!👍👍😉😉😉😆

"actually"

I would pay separate for this show!!

I could just hang out with the women in my family, all from the Bronx haha

@@archfapper211 I'd love to join, I think these ladies are hilarious! 😉

You are hilarious.

Yes, I can see it. 😃

That's coincidental; they aren't in Queens, either. Hence, "Bronx Beat."

Dammn right, oniichan

you can tell this comment was written in 2015

@@thek8878 yes you definitely can

@@thek8878 yup lmao 💀

Um, ok?

Some men's too

But only with Amy and Maya 😊

Gorgest!

Gorger than anyone!

You mean like he has the deepest crevice?

Mateo 😂

tarsun Euqah I know this comment is 4 years old but I'm just seeing it now so I'm replying now...hell no! 😂. Definitely Henry Cavill or Matthew McConaughey (in my opinion)

Alriiight

Yes 😂😂

Linda's accent is more Long Island than the Bronx

@@AmorphisBob yep!

Linda sounds more like a New York jew. Long island, Brooklyn.

Exactly. Fallon sucks

Yea... he does that a lot..

I remember my dad and uncle used to say that, all the time. I never heard it from my classmates. I'm guessing it was a 'back in the day', at the time. I caught myself saying that to my son, many years later, away from NY. He looked at me like, wtf. I explained the situation, and we both had a good laugh. I freaking love Bronx Beat!

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it sounds like Tina Fey.

Definitely Tina Fey.

@Khris Fowler It's not though, it's Tina Fey.

Yeah like a "the view" kinda set up with Amy maya Rachel Tina and kristen

I think that was her on the phone

So true

I'm not sure whats gonna happen if Penelope joins this Duo xD

She was the caller on the phone

"actually"

Yeah...except theyre not acting...

my mom and her friends haha

I worked in a NY office for a couple of years and a few of the females acted and sounded very similar.

@Kanoa Koffee u crazy have u ever been to the Throgs Neck section of the Bronx.. These types were all over the Pelham parkway section and city island before the Hispanic invasion of the 90s.. U most find these types in long Island or Staten Island now..

That's the whole point kids

Wow really!! Cool.

Picture it, Sicily 1912..

your name is wonderful, what language is that?

@@tidakada7357 thank you so much 💜🙏 It's an Arabic name.

@@ghada7nassr oh ok cool. I have 2 good Arabic speaking friends but i haven't heard that name before. i am from the US (and thats obviously not my real name lol) شكرا ( the only word i know in your language, except i know how to say asalam walayukum) . best wishes

@@tidakada7357 how lovely! 😍 "tidak" sounded like a tagalog word to me. If you say شكرا My reply will be عفوا Afwan = you're welcome! Thank you for your kind comments 💜

@@ghada7nassr thanks for teaching that. Yeah, you have a good ear because tidak is Indonesian / Malay language, and tagolog is a cousin language to them. Indonesian is my 4th language, i used to live there and i like it very much. Take care

Arlene Davis tooowney!!

My mom group up with women like that, and legit some of them were in the mob!

@Ed Miller grew up... autocorrect got me xD

Yes !! So funny those accents are hysterical. 😄😆

Sioux.

Thomas Martin and comma ;)

@@thomasmartin8202 THANK YOU!

I'm irish italian. Ahh TEMPER TEMPER! lol

sioux

Me too!!!

+Let's Do This For time reasons, everything on SNL has to be scripted. They might be riffing off a little though.

They have cue cards they read from. These two just aren't obvious about it

They're just that good. It does seem like a real NY conversation between two gal pals. And. I'm from NY.

Mohican