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Some of the all-time greatest quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine were made iconic by the delivery from the likes of Captain Holt (Andre Braugher), Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio). Check out our favourites!
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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@whoiseventhat 22 дня назад

the interaction between holt and terry where terry says "I've solved a lot of cases for you" and captain holt goes "yet crime has continued.." not being here is a violation.

@Batmonthesequel 21 день назад

It’s in every other compilation

@MTheBasementReader 15 дней назад

@@Batmonthesequel it should be in more, i want to hear it until my brain melts from ears

@Samira12_ 14 дней назад

@@MTheBasementReaderLMAOOO😂😂😂😂😂

@emmaholdsworth6096 6 дней назад

Agreed

@josemaria8177 22 дня назад

Every Holt delivery is perfect

@chuckwagon3718 18 дней назад

Andre Braugher was a fucking legend

@_sofia.999 18 дней назад

"CASE"

@EuiHwanP 16 дней назад

@@chuckwagon3718 I'm still not used to the "was" 😭

@Bubaiel 16 дней назад

@@chuckwagon3718 he *is* a legend

@owencoles2798 16 дней назад

Of course, he’s Captain Holt.

@sockthatgotlostinthedryer11 22 дня назад

“do you know what it means to clap back raymond? be 👏 cause 👏 i 👏 do 👏

@JohnSmith-bn5mi 22 дня назад

The acting is really what made this stand out. Andre Braugher, truly made the stoic funnyman work.

@capterson4 17 дней назад

Yas, queen.

@MelchVagquest 18 дней назад

This show could have so easily been just a parody of being a police officer, but instead it takes the right things seriously and made the characters feel like real, quirky people

@iiiiitsaurum 16 дней назад

And it’s incredible 🫡

@zacharybarnhart334 22 дня назад

Comedy Bites make a B99 video without the “bone” scene challenge impossible

@ancestoraprotection 22 дня назад

Lol right

@JaimeNyx15 17 дней назад

The fact that half of these are Holt is neither surprising nor unwelcome

@elsagreen1476 16 дней назад

"Why are you telling me this?" "Because no one... will ever believe you."

@leticiaalinage125 18 дней назад

Andre Braugher had such an impeccable way of delivering lines and his acting, both the subtle ones and the over-the-top ones were SOOO great. Forever will be missed.

@LiiiiiiMa 17 дней назад

"yoooUUU embarrassed yOURSELF. in front of derek jeter." had to be in there it's absolutely glorious

@Nebbyboy 19 дней назад

The ad break just before holt says "velvet thunder" is a crime I can't forgive

@JessicaFlores-kh3nl 16 дней назад

My literal response was "How fucking dare you, the man has passed!" 😭

@aesinam 15 дней назад

Lol didn't happen to me so I'm happy

@DeathnoteBB 22 дня назад

‘Twas a cat

@stepha2642 22 дня назад

You will not win me over with your use of "twas"

@_ali_707 22 дня назад

@@stepha2642’twasn’t trying to

@insertcreativenamehere492 17 дней назад

Oh my god I thought I was following her

@_ali_707 17 дней назад

@@insertcreativenamehere492 KASE!

@itsonlyme4812 18 дней назад

Petition to rename this to "Andre's Perfect Delivery Hits Every Time"

@MrSpannners 22 дня назад

"You're crazy, how'd you pull this off!!" This will forever be one of my favourite B99 moments.

@jackdavinci 20 дней назад

What was it????

@TheKingsPride 18 дней назад

@@jackdavincihe moved the podium a half inch to the left

@cutiecute9055 8 дней назад

Yes Kevin they moved it a FULL half inch

@awkwardkiwi 20 дней назад

How.. dare.. you.. Detective Diaz I am Your .. superior.. officer

@jonarysrodriguez287 17 дней назад

BOONEE!!!

@cutiecute9055 8 дней назад

⁠@@jonarysrodriguez287what happens in my bedroom is none of your business

@djordjevicmaka 8 дней назад

BOOOOOOONEEEEEEE

@dilsedesi1704 8 дней назад

@@djordjevicmakaDon't ever speak to me like that

@yeahno.2698 19 дней назад

"im pretty sure thats a dog" "ya it was dark...."

@16xthedetail76 10 дней назад

God that's such a good line.

@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 22 дня назад

“I’m a human! I’m a human male!”😂😂😂 Yep, spoken exactly like a human.😉

@donneto7686 22 дня назад

“Oh. Oooh, ooh n… noooo” Iconic

@DeathnoteBB 22 дня назад

0:50 The out-of-place stock sounds of an office is so unintentionally funny

@Solitaire87 22 дня назад

😂😂The 2nd zoom in on Jake's face had me dying

@Kieru88 13 дней назад

What do you mean by "unintentionally "? XD

@user-qx4ys5fc6v 22 дня назад

"K A S E !"

@jc3m 20 дней назад

This is one of my favorite line reads. That and “PAAINNN.” I’ve never seen an actor that could make one-word lines so complicated and perfect.

@yeahno.2698 19 дней назад

BOYLE SCREAMING K!LL URSELF TROY 😂😂😂😂 HAD ME SO FAR PAST CAUGHT OFF GAURD 😂😂😂

@helenaEFFERVESCENC3 18 дней назад

I KNOW It’s like WHOA GOD DAHMN Charles that’s too much!!

@chauswriting 21 день назад

Andre is such a force! He delivers every sentence with such gravitas

@A.H._ 20 дней назад

rip Captain 🙏🏼

@beatsado6529 15 дней назад

"I'm going to call the cops!" "I AM THE COPS" had me in stitches

@TheAnseup 21 день назад

The bone scene is in pretty much every video but I can’t argue with the fact that it literally fits everywhere 😂

@unluckyzen32 17 дней назад

The beginning of the video is my favorite, “sold a guy a fake pecanese, twas a cat.”

@shaughney5739 16 дней назад

Pekingese

@eden5916 14 дней назад

"'Twasn't trying to" always gets me

@angiadcock8196 18 дней назад

How this show isn’t just them giggling at their own lines for the entire run time, I’ll never know. So funny.

@AnyelaVega 18 дней назад

Terry saying expecting so little from scully and then him still being disappointed is so funny hahajaha😂

@scottwilson4818 19 дней назад

Yas queen 'snap' to Terry still slays me.

@opheliamindgirl 22 дня назад

5:26 OH MY GOD JAKE WHAT DID WUNTCH DO TO YOU

@vastro921 22 дня назад

Thought I had issues with my phone for a second. Good to know I'm not alone.

@littlelemon3465 20 дней назад

"You wanna know how I got these scars"

@helenaEFFERVESCENC3 18 дней назад

I thought I spilled sharpie on my phone

@YonekuniKyuhyun 21 день назад

BUT HOLT'S "What's up" in a sultry voice and Jake like 😳 in the background, iconic.

@dewberrystar 12 дней назад

"'twas a cat" makes me snort-laugh every single time 😂

@harrygreen5116 22 дня назад

The let’s break in to the fbi has the same energy and as Jake and Charles saying nikolaj

@AmberMetallicScorpion 19 дней назад

honestly i love that joke format and those aren't even the only instances of it, there's another one where holt and rosa practice saying "i'm sorry"

@fumblemonkey5500 16 дней назад

No, it’s Nikolaj

@marctouss1862 22 дня назад

it must hav e took like 2000 takes to shoot that weist infection scene..i would have broke everytime..

@ainesj 22 дня назад

StOp EAtiNG cRAb wROnG!

@cosmodusty 15 дней назад

"CASE!" always absolutely kills me

@siddoverycool 22 дня назад

6:45 by far my favourite Boyle line

@peckoms4160 20 дней назад

1:46 ....Dddddddderek 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cutiecute9055 8 дней назад

„Dat really bummed me out man“ is amazing 💀

@MT-tn4ei 22 дня назад

May Andre Braugher Rest In Peace.

@deva_69 9 дней назад

the punch in zooms after "wiest infection" are. hilarious

@emmajaynegoins6325 11 дней назад

I love how Holt was in pratically in all of the clips... Andre was truly that great 💔

@Room142 18 дней назад

The pump scene has me in stitches every time 💀

@user-em9op6kv9b 17 дней назад

“KYS TROY” that’s not something i’d expect to hear from boyle

@queenannsrevenge100 12 дней назад

The idea of Holt and Peralta having so many of the same cultural touchstones and geeking out over so many of the same action and cop films is just so heartwarming. God I miss Andre Braugher

@theseinstrumentals 19 дней назад

Holt was an excellent character beautifully portrayed. RIP Andre

@Franiac32 22 дня назад

Twasnt trying to

@michelle123my123bell 14 дней назад

pump pump... how's your...pump? always kills me

@tmage23 22 дня назад

Unsurprisingly, this is 90% Holt

@GloriaMosiuoa 22 дня назад

Velvet Thunder

@LauraRose2000 8 дней назад

There are three moments in this show that genuinely make me laugh out loud every single time: both the guitar screams, and Holt’s “CASE!”

@sensan257 22 дня назад

The bone scene will never not be funny because of Santiago reaction.

@KingBeevr 22 дня назад

If you don't include Kevin saying "absolutely NOT!" to Jake describing the plot of The Rock during their stay at the safehouse, or Gina telling Hitchcock he's "a stone cold atrocity" at her mom's wedding to Lynn Boyle, your list is incomplete.

@johanmedioni7856 18 дней назад

So 7 min of Holt and bit of the others lmao.

@Red-mg4ro 22 дня назад

I fully expect BONE to be here.

@yeahno.2698 19 дней назад

Read this as he was screaming Bone

@fhdang8978 13 дней назад

RIP Andre, absolutely amazing actor.

@mohitkatta8458 22 дня назад

THAT BUMMED ME OUT MAHNN

@thevisitor4963 18 дней назад

5:54 Amy in fetal position in the chair rocking 🤣

@clyde15 22 дня назад

Watch. As I do a dance. To your name.

@insertcreativenamehere492 17 дней назад

d d d d d d d d derek

@kingsathe310 22 дня назад

Love how most of these are from captain Holt

@silverstarlightproductions1292 16 дней назад

What about: "I just....erased....everything."

@Mary-uq4ww 17 дней назад

So this is just a video of Andre Braugher being brilliant got it

@Silent_Shishya 22 дня назад

5:37 and there it is

@nathanbrown3497 18 дней назад

If I had a nickel for every Allstate guy in this compilation I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

@slytherinkendi5755 12 дней назад

“BUT YOU SMUSHED THE BREAD!”

@RaeWakefield 9 дней назад

4:42 “twitter thinks you’re a bot!” “Why?! I am a human. A human male!” Hmm that’s exactly what a bot would say 😂

@ShadeScarecrow 22 дня назад

I love this show so much

@marctouss1862 22 дня назад

ive re watched the entire series 3 times...

@lukaswilliams3875 22 дня назад

KASE

@KC_312 22 дня назад

I'm just surprised everyone forgot Jake had mumps when they were trying to get pregnant.

@LeaF-vo2mx 15 дней назад

Velvet Thunder will never cease to elicit something in me

@callumrangan1061 22 дня назад

6:51 shocked me when I first heard because it’s just so out of Boyles character

@sedriaroun7487 6 дней назад

I love how Amy continues shuddering while Rosa is standing like idc what these idiots do while Holt is going into complete psycho mode😂😂

@darienfender8029 16 дней назад

Stop eating crab wrong! 😂😂

@jamessloven2204 19 дней назад

You are missing the best joke in the series. “Do you know the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer? The discrimination.” - A joke by Raymond Holt

@kenickie_burrows 4 дня назад

9 Days is arguably the one of the funniest episodes of Brooklyn 99

@allyk6920 16 дней назад

6:44 is incredibly underrated. I love Angry Boyle

@ValerieD 12 дней назад

I got an ad right in the middle of the BONE?! line, and now I fully understand how Cpt Holt felt.

@katiewalker2056 17 дней назад

Love how many of these were Holt! ❤

@suffertrin 4 дня назад

i can’t explain to people how funny ‘‘twas a cat’ is to me

@keyagupta235 11 дней назад

casting a shakespearean actor as Holt will forever have been the right move

@chelseashurmantine8153 16 дней назад

Lmao that pump scene was soooo funny

@dawica 15 дней назад

6:51 caught me completely off guard

@ellaronci2703 16 дней назад

3:11 is AMAZING

@joost00555 21 день назад

Why does the video end? WHY DOES THE VIDEO END?

@bians1091 11 дней назад

half of the video being holt >>>>>

@MrSiLenTb88 22 дня назад

"Twas a Cat"

@ashleyflowers7308 18 дней назад

This B needs a C in her A! 😂😂

@ednanocapes7257 15 дней назад

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THEY ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED NIKOLAJ SLIGHTLY DIFFERENTLY?? (i watched it in german and they pronounce it EXACTLY the same which makes it even funnier )

@sezzyridge 9 дней назад

“Yes sarge” “okay sarge” “come on man”

@ZOZObeepboop 16 дней назад

Love how this is mostly Captain Holt

@NEW99-ls4ni 22 дня назад

LIKE YEAST!!!!

@chelseashurmantine8153 16 дней назад

I think there needed to be more Terry scenes lol

@sincerelyparand 15 дней назад

the fight between Charles and Troy makes me laugh every time: "i should call the cops!" "oh you gonna call the cops??-" "yeah i'm gonna call the cops!!" "I AM A COP!!!" "oh you're a COP now!!!!" the dialogue is gold 😂