Brother's Best Man Toast 

imagine when he put the paper down, it was blank.

My guys in the military and still never received so many shots

‘'Used to shoot and hang a squirrel’ ' Her: **Nervously sweating**

I didn’t know Shakespeare was still alive

Meanwhile my brother didn't even invite me to his wedding

I can't wait till he gets married and the other brother gets to give a best man speech

Me: being a younger brother WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!

"you're only flaw is you're taste in men" ohhh I have to remember that for my brothers wedding he's picked on me for 20 years and it's time for a little retribution

Son: dad how much did my uncle expose you Tim: yes

Now let’s talk about Jess Jess: nervous sweating

"I won't say anything bad today" *Goes on to throwing nukes here and there*

6:24 “marriage is the only time you celebrate a big mistake.” When she put her hand on her husband and said “your not a mistake” is a sign of true love when she knows what he’s thinking instantly

The wife is thinking that she married the wrong brother lmao

He could do stand up

'He's always had a strange love for weapons and violence' Wife: *I have made a severe, continous lapse of my judgement*

"I'm his favorite brother. Um, only brother but that doesn't matter" "No weapon policy. It was cutting down the productivity" "I was going through a lot that time" And the poem! BRUH THIS IS SO DAMN HILARIOUS! LOVED THIS! ❤😂

He roasted Tim even when he was talking about Jess. Dude's a legend !

6:24 "Weddings are the only occasions where you can congratulate on mistake" Damn, he's putting the whole artillery out there.

"now let's talk about Jess" Proceeds to roast Tim again :-)

He’s the guy at Disneyland that makes the whole boat laugh during his tour commentary in the swamp

The suspenders, grey theme and the lighting makes the thumbnail look straight out of a classic movie.

"I was going through a lot at the time" OH NO HE DIDN'T! lol

*Fun Fact:she wasn’t laughing she was crying*

“You’re the best brother I could’ve ever asked for” Hmmmm, I think I’ve heard that somewhere before

His speeches sounds like he read his brother's charges, still hilarious tho.

I'm glad youtube put this on my recommendation

“When Tim made me angry I sometimes took it too far, so I may or may not have peed on his car.” - Joe the best man

"your only flaw is your taste in men" i died 💀😂😂

him: i will not say anything bad about him like anyother best man also him: i'm going to do worst then them

The wife looked so surprised like “did I actually marry this lunatic”

this isn't a toast, this is a comedic act

If my younger brother does this, it's over.

Can i hire your brother to be my best man, my real brother won't be this funny😂😂😂

Is this man on the market?

Finally found them on Instagram, and I'm so happy they're still happily married with two children.

Ngl the squirrel part probably made her whole family question her life choices

This is my favorite best man toast ever. I mean it’s the first one I’ve watched, but it’s high quality

Am I the only one who wouldn’t be able to deliver the speech like that without some shots?

HE'S EXTREMELY CHARISMATIC

Oh god, I hope they're still married.

When his brother and sister-in-law were planning the wedding, they asked him if he was bringing a date and he said no. When they asked why, all he said was... “Why would I bring a date when I can have everyone else’s?”

This is true brotherly Love

She was legit whispering “feet” before he even made the joke.

Three nice siblings laughing with each other. Every parents dream.

It’s nice how she always reassured him that the jokes his brother was saying about him weren’t true

how much text is on that one paper??

Tim's brother: I'm about to make this man's wedding memorable

The best man speach at my uncle's wedding was just my other uncle drunkenly stumbling to the front, taking the mic and saying things like "I see why you married her. She's kinda hot" and my grandpa taking the mic from him and saying "umm... thanks for coming everybody"

Sucks being an only child😭

1:03-1:11 The greatest opening ever. 5:17 They both remembered that day.

6:24 My birthday: “I’m a joke to you”

*Welcome to another episode of “What the hell is in my recommendations”*

‘Shoot and hang squirrels’ Me: give me that divorce paper now

Probably the best toast I've seen. Nicely done.

I love the aesthetic and simplicity of the wedding especially the mason jar cups

The bride is like “this isn’t the man I married”

Can everyone raise there glasses Then: raises a jar Me: 👁 👄 👁

4:46 “your the best step brother, I could’ve ever asked for” came to my mind immediately.

I love how every time a rhyme is listed Tim remembers every single one. You can see it on his face in each one.

This guys delivery was spot on in my opinion really made me laugh

*I was going through a lot that time*

Full of humor and heart. That's why i am crying and laughing at the same time. Oh God i love the speech.

I lost my only sister (my little sister) in 2019 and I knew she would’ve been my maid of honour. this makes my heart burst and giggle. Love y’all 💛💛💛💛

7:17 Best man : Would please join me raising your glasses. Couple : **raises jars**

This was fucking amazing and i am truly happy that i took 7minutes and 53seconds of my life to watch this.

This is one of the best random clicked videos I've ever watched

My introverted ass could never

So...very funny. My middle son is getting married in September and he has asked his younger brother, a natural born entertainer, to be his best man. I'm really looking forward to his toast. He's 18 now, when he was 15 he emceed a game at my daughter's wedding reception and it was the #1 thing everyone remembered about the reception. I was wondering about the groom's haircut in the beginning, clipped tight on the sides, and wondered if he was a Marine, because my oldest son is a Marine and his hair is practically shaved on the sides and VERY short on the top. I was surprised his hair was so long on the top though...maybe they let him grow it some for his wedding (or he had extended leave?) In any case, when my Marine son was married last year it didn't matter his hair was so short. He wore his dress blues. He looked amazing. Got some great photos. Congrats to the happy couple.

That lady at the very end, “well no ones going up after that,” so true 😂😂😂

3:23 two claps lol 😂

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that who ever believes in him will not perish but have eternal life 💯✝️

My english is so bad i thought there would be actual toast bread in this video

"I was going through a lot at the time."

OMG I couldn't stop laughing during the whole video. Best toast ever.😂❤️❤️

“You’re only flaw is your taste in men” is the most underrated like I’ve ever heard

This guy has great potential to be a TV show host

This guy is going to get so many girls after this

This is Gabe from Good Luck Charlie's best man speech to PJ Feel old yet?

This is a perfect speech and it restored the way I see humanity

I love it when he starts the foot rub story and you can see "oh god no" come across their faces simultaneously

Is this guy still single?? Asking for a friend

That was ridiculously awesomely hilariously emotionally truthfully a great speech.

Now let's talk about Jess Jess: *i regret laughing now*

The brother is like SHUT UP. My wife hasn’t heard this stuff, lol

I love that woman at the end who said “No ones going up after that” my reaction if was there too

That was super funny.

Definitely makes the wedding memorable for everyone

If somebody made this kind of jokes in an Asian wedding, the wedding would turn into a funeral before u can say "cheese elephant "

So good that even Jerry Seinfeld came to watch 7:47

"Watch A walk to remember alone"

The prime example of how brothers treat their two siblings one’s always the favorite

the crowd sounds exactly like tv show laugh tracks [laugh track]

I loved it best toast

"no one's going up after that" 😂😂😂😂

Tim: I want you to be the best man His brother: ya dun goofed

We need to see the younger brother's marriage speech.

Looks like the cast for friends in the audience

It's like ordering coffee "I would like a tall, medium roast please."

"i was going through a lot at the time" this is underrated.

Bro got a chance and he went full throttle on it 💀