Bryan Callen vs Brendan Schaub | Jiu Jitsu Tussle | Round 2 

"Owl" 😂🤣😂🤣 Old White Lady

Old School Muscle good zinger haha

@@davidanderson7643 I lost my shit thinking about an actual owl don't ruin it for me

I was the 420th like on this.

Deez Nutz yuh

no its the older brother who used to kick your arse and then forgot that puberty happens

My little brother has been acting this way since he was 5. Three decades later, I still have to submit his ass at every family get together.

Jubal Durden fuck yea😂

@@jubaldurden4638 same with a cousin

Exactly :(

lmao

And a mat!

Kevin Reilly and had time to sprawl

Raul Diaz and 20 more years of preparation

Kevin Reilly you mean 20 years younger lol

deadass LMAO

Hahahahahhahah

😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

Hahahahahaha

Colloquially "GungFu"

Kuun fo

Yeah Brendan is a comic now but he’s still a killer. Callen might want to remember that.

U think Bryan didn’t let him win u guys are crazy 😜

Gowng Fu

Callan's been dying for a reason to kiss Brenden.

@@edsida oh shit man at first I thought this said jiu jitzu cells and I laughed my ass off.

Brenden didn't get "excited" he just wanted to put the boomer in his place...and give him a little taste for kicks. Callen has been salivating over Brendan for some time now.

well at 1:37 Brendan did say he is going to f*** him in the a$$ so not surprised at all

@@timslee0618As a woman who loves Brendan...( as I'm typing this I realize his initials are BS aka bull feces) I choose to believe that is a power move to intimidate Callen. I don't know you but I still love you Brendan..BS and all!

LITERALLY made me howl..thank u for commenting that.

Same here 😂

LMFAO! this got me dude

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me too!!!

Himer Samps He was a straight killer dude which is why putting him on the mat even out of his prime is still impressive

@Himer Samps savage

Brennan always acts so weird n slightly gay that sometimes even I forget he dropped a legend lol 😂

@MSS cant spell nothing without thing

We all shit on Schaub so much, but then I remember he knocked out Cro Cop and I remember the huge disparity between my ability and his

What if that fan also was a 270 pound giant who knows some wrestling or lets say can handle himself. Bryan and Brendan are 100 to 120 pounds difference you know.

Have you not seen the vids on here of fighters against the " I could take him" type of guys ? They're hilarious

@@swansmeister The UFC heavyweight still wins

@@planbskaterchu you know what they say, everything can happen in a fight, especialy when talking heavyweights. One could be enough so.....

@@swansmeister I'm still giving the advantage to the heavyweight who fought for a living over a big guy off the street who has done some bjj/wrestled in high school.

You don't wanna see me go to nine

@@joeyaxe6066 DON'T TOUCH IT

“You don’t wanna go ...👀 hundo”

we go hundo im shattering that thing like a fuckin popsicle

Brendan is lucky Bryan only went 7%. If Bryan went 70%, Brendan would be dead.

didnt know he is so young

he's born 1967

@@dandini0698 *1947

@@sarcofaygo6218 is this an inside joke im not getting? Because both his wiki and imdb page says 1967

@@dandini0698 1947

Ima start dropping that line on EVERYBODY.

“What does that mean” lmao

Legit cried laughing

Rogan would twist both of then up at the same time 😂

The one who didn’t get the growth spurt.

@@DrWoc right...it was like this in my family. My brother is 10 years older than me but I'm 5 inches taller and 40 pounds heavier than my big brother 😂😂😂

stone cold stoner 420 my older brother is 5’10 but he has short guy syndrome so he has a good 50 pounds on muscle on me because you injects steroids into his gums, but I’m 6’2” , 6’3” on a good day so this reach keeps him at bay. Some call me the Jon Jones of the family, legends say I have not lost to this day.

@@DrWoc 😂🤣😂

It's usally like that cause of different dads. Your mom has a weak piece of shit then finds an alpha and has more vibrant off spring. I'm the weak shit only 5'10 my 2 brothers are both 6'3 different dad

start it like that :p

So entertaining, it's like watching my sons wrassle

Riley State uhhh he no awareness of anything in any facet

Yes he is so nimble

@@MrCholoPants3415 I agree. Wouldn't fuck with that dude in a million years.

@@MrCholoPants3415 nope, master callen is too timid. If he let go, he would rip schaub's head off his shoulders, then absolutely pound him into submission, or possibly just choke him the fk out. If Brendan doesn't get mad and aggressive and use any of his MMA skills, not touch bryan's neck.. all this is so conceivable. I'm not impressed with schaub if he doesn't try anything.

Russell Scott idk bro

Nothing fun abour Gulag brother, I would be scared to

I would buy one with: Careful now!! Careful NOOW!! 🤣🤣🤣

Haha with his face on it, id wear that

*FOR YOU SENSAI*

Bryan kissing the dude on the cheek to try and get out of the wrist hold was classic. Then he just yelled SENSEI and tried to kick out till Brendan let him go!

My shit is when he breaks out the 8672 Wilshire boulevard, if I'm spelling that right

colin Kiernan not my proudest fap

Challenging wank.

I loved this comment

Underrated comment. 👍🏾

Yeah, he's so hard to recommend to people. His comedy is especially esoteric. Most can't even see past the fact that what he does is indeed a character. The "Bryan is a fake tough guy" is such a cursory critisism. Sure, he is in fact into macho stuff. But he's most certainly making fun of it, and he is most certainly making fun of himself. Once you can get past it, he's actually uniquely funny.

😂😂😂

Agreed

More Whistle, Kisses, and screaming BANG BANG BANG BOOM POW POW

@Jduck87 LMAO

Bryan winning an Oscar reminds me of the dude of entourage the main guys brother finally winning something haha... It's been a while I can't remember

Didn't he already win 2 for his supporting roles in Scary Movie 4 and Hangover?

This is a deepfake bro, Bryan threw himself into the Polar Bear exhibit years ago for not getting an oscar.

Brandon B lmao

Best feature actor in the Joker

Wrestle over who gets to talk over the other one more

i think its mr hans

@@AXharoth many years ago there was a video floating around called "Mr Hands". If you can find it, you will know exactly what Brendan is talking about.

GongsunXin oh, you don’t know. You might want to keep it that way.

@@dvmn1 i know whats it about and ye i dont want to know more

Yea this comment didn’t age well lol

You’re not funny at all

THE BAD GUY don’t play cowboy like that lol 😂

Conor living in your head rent freeeee

He's talking about the old Irish dude in a bar that shoulder rolled Connor's left like 💰 Mayweather 😂

Ppl laughing at their own hatred for another man. You're so jealous of McGregor and it's so obvious. U got some female traits boy!

Legit have had this happen. I tapped out a brown belt once in a freak occurrence, and it was enough for him to take me seriously. Paid for it ever since lol.

@@mikebuvoltzbushcraftandmar6384 I knocked down this Croatian dude in my Kickboxing class. Which isn't anything to brag about because we were not supposed to be trying to do that, and he's hated me ever since.

someone is going to lose an eye

i lived with a pro... it happens 🤣

Lmao hes a teddy bear

Johnathan Utahzio lol legends

Same here we're 39 and 35

My brothers ex girlfriend said my brother and I were the only 2 dudes she ever met that had to wrestle any time we got together lol

😂😂😂 Fantastic

Johnathan Utahzio doing the lords work.

I see what you did there haha

That fucking BOXING

@Marten Dekker is it tho 👀😂

bryan so stupid he can end up with an injury for the rest of his life

Why????

i think you mean improv comedic actor

Proves that boys never grow up

He's still a professional. He can still go to prison if he fought one of us lol.

@@nedstarks4142 wait, are you saying his licence is still active?

@@bronzieboy he can't be a professional even if he's not fighting anymore?

@@nedstarks4142 well per the definition of professional he can't. unless his licence is still active which i have no idea whether or not it is, nor do i have any clue how to find out.

@@RandomRU-vid123 im not gonna argue semantics with you

He’s not a mean person, that’s why he couldn’t win in the top five of the ufc bc he just naturally is a loving person. In order to be a championship level fighter you gotta have a kill or be killed mindset, if you go in there with the mindset of this is a football or basketball game and you just gotta score more points than your opponent, your gonna get caught on Queer Street. I personally have never fought a single amateur or pro fight, despite 14 years of MMA training, bc I’m not a mean person, and Ik I could never be a champion, so why take the brain damage? The average UFC fighter makes $140k a year, I make $102k a year to sit on my ass and drive a semi, and I bet my benefits are probably a lot better than the UFC or any other fight promotion. My 401k is matched, my car, health, life, dental and vision insurances cost 30$ a month combined and my copays for medicine are typically 1-3$ and my copays for mine and my families routine Dr/Dentist visits are ab 15-20$, and the most I ever paid for a surgery were my wife’s two c-sections which were $2200 a piece, a c-section to someone with no insurance would cost $23,000-71,000 depending on the state you live in, and most ppl in my line of work pay $4000-7000 copays on their wives c-sections/childbirth. Outside of free government insurance there is no better benefits than what I have. Hypothetically if something were to happen to me at work this week , my wife and 2 kids would receive ab $906,000 between my life insurance from work ($500k), the one I purchased on myself ($125k) and the ($281k) I have so far in my 401k, as well as a paid off 4 bed 3.5 bath house due to mortgage protection insurance, and 3 nice cars less than 5 years old bought from 2019-2021. I bet there is only 15-20 fighters in the UFC’s history that can say they’ve made enough money to leave more to their families than me.

He is

Atomweight

Paperweight?

Lmfao

Agreed.

Pause at 2:52 and ask yourself where else would you see two podcast hosts in this position?

@Real homosexual hours nah white. Very irish

@Jduck87 hahahahaha good call! I meant 6 foot 8 inches. Yoo good catch , thank you

GhungFuu has nothing on thick crust

The snaggletooth sweet tart tartin ass

Bryan was amazing on Joker!

Bryan was amazing in titanic.