BSD: "Poe's Funniest Moment Revealed: Life as an Extreme Introvert". 

This scene is much funnier in the manga

I love the raven reference :3

This is from bongou stray dogs

If that happened to me, I’d flee and come back asking for five dollars to tell the people what it was. What they don’t know, I’d come up with some lie like; ‘The crowfather is coming.’ Then I’ll flee again with my five dollars :3 Alas, nothing like that’s gonna happen to me and my Alastor ahh ringtones