1. Buddy walks to the mall but doesn't know he's supposed to watch for cars, 2. He sings in the store but doesn't know he's not supposed to sing in a store like the one he's in and knows singing exists in the real North Pole while it's against rules in the fake North Pole, 3. He eats cottonballs like they're candy and somehow he is immune to them, 4. He enjoys how the mail tube works, 5. He hears Jovie singing and is at the shower room listening to her sing but isn't supposed to be in a girl's shower room and freaks out Jovie, 6. He tries to befriend a raccoon but since the raccoon is wild he doesn't want anybody to touch him, 7. He finds a coffee shop that says world's best coffee and congragulates the employees of the shop but the employees know it isn't a big deal and are like "whatever." 8. He gets stuck in a spinning door losing control of how the door works, 9. He overhears that Santa is coming and thinks the real Santa is coming and is already anxious to see him at the store.
20. He immediately answers the phone feeling happy to talk to someone but doesn't know that somebody is trying to call somebody at Greenway for something important and his dad tries to take the call but hears they have hung up because Buddy mentioned his full original name and asked a ridiculous question, 21. He mistakenly calls Miles Finch an elf due to his 4 ft height and has no idea he's being warned not to call him that name again or else he'll take a beating.
I HATE this movie. Will Ferrell plays the same idiot over and over again. Love it if you feel that way, but that's not me. Definitely not a Will Ferrell fan.