Budget Cuts VR Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why 

UpIsNotJump I love your Machinima but I really love these new VR videos, keep it up man! They make me laugh.

UpIsNotJump you act like a FUCKING psycho

UpIsNotJump 0:35 that reminds me of the time when I played Gorn for too long and started trying to swing my arms back and forth, wondering why I couldn’t walk.

Don't think my name appeared in the credits :( Sad.

You realise your cat is going to become famous? .... eventually he could even be making the videos and using you for cutscenes.

sir do you see the amount of likes you have

@@quip2900 ehem acoootly it iz 198

Yeah I was also a bit confused as well

It’s NIGHTMAREishly good

budget cuts is the 2019 version of TWD vr game

ah, floors, everyone’s worst enemy in VR

And walls

And any furniture just out side your play zone

Oh wow, I laughed really hard at this.

I was at my cusin once and He had a diffrent kind of headset meant for the phone (and needed some other stuff) but while i was playing thier dog thought it was a good idea to snif my groin but his nose hit my groin and i Got shocked while my family and my cusin’s family watched all We all laughed

Even if it worked I don’t think ur gunna wanna do that XD

Sigyn Honey I cut my leg off Oh not a again!

i've been playing beat saber for over a year everyday and sometimes I'm still scared that I'll slice my throat with the sabers if I swing to much

oof

Im gonna do this

Poor Bruce

man i would’ve been so pissed

Correction it didn’t sink it would just refuse to work at any moment

​@@defrozendonut8715 Fun fact, during the barrel scene it slammed into the boat hard enough to crack the hull causing the boat to start taking on water, someone I think Spielberg said "save the cast" to which one of the crew yelled back from the sinking boat "sod the cast save the sound equipment"

Fuck

I was waiting for that to happen.

Todd you did it again you absolute mad lad

ah shit.

*Damn you storm cloaks. Skyrim was fine before you came along. The empire was nice and lazy. If they haven't been looking for you I could've stole that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.*

Michael Kappel just don’t worry about it

Those are not mannequin parts...

Shhhh....

Isnt he like a science teacher? Maybe he uses them for his class.

@@sikwhiskey9746 is he actually a science teacher?

Guh-huh

don't r/wooosh me for this but like.. hitman 2-y is what he said

@@rinhiyo r/whoosh

@@Vessel767 r/ihavereddit

@@rinhiyo r/ihaveyoutube

It’s like Tourist Trap worth of mannequins

Briar Cockrell my first UpIsNotJump video too

My first was the skyrim vr video

Same

Same, fellow gamer. Also 50th like.

Briar Cockrell same man this was my first

That is an amazing game

I've done that so many times in KTaNE

one time on half life 2 vr i tried hitting a metrocop with my pistol bc i didnt have time to reload and i panicked

Life of Boris Both Vive and Oculus are fantastic! Just don't get any of the cheap vr hmds, I wouldn't even recommend psvr.

Life of Boris Yes

Boris please get vr

Da, forget about oculus

fukc yes

you get to play vr while i only have the headset without the motion controllers

um, ok. You... you go do that.

@@AmplifiedGamerEXTRA I have to have a fucking camera that either dislocates my arms (only when I try to go to the ground) or I can ha e that in return for the same... but to the sky.

@@melux3079 Weather update i now have some games for vr, + the controllers

@@AmplifiedGamerEXTRA nice, what games?

Obscure Mulan references for the win

Jacob Norris *High Five*

Naw that's definitely Xcom

Jack Ryan Oh no, I just thought of an XCOM where you actually had to aim. That would be... kind of fun actually.

Ronan Higgz haha, yeah. (Me playing budget cuts): you need to locate a caffeinated beverage? Well soon you’ll need to locate an AMBULANCE! (Throws knife and misses) um... I said soon you’ll need to locate an AMBULANCE! (Misses again) ok. Die! (Misses yet again) god dammit.

SztywnyPatyk indeed he is xD

I believe the term is madlad

SztywnyPatyk looks at profile picture "no u"

the fact he think his cat is a khajiit...yes, he is madman that should be in asylum.

Little Sunflower I think he's joking about the kajiit thing "duh"

Lol

Hilarious

“You were trying to cross the border, same as us, and that thief over there.” “D*** you stormclokes, Skyrim was fine until you came along, empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell!” “Shut up back there” “What’s wrong with him huh?” “Watch you tounge, you’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloke, the true high king!” “Ulfric? The yarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion, but if they’ve captured you, oh gods, where are they taking us?!?” “I don’t know, but Sovengarde awaits.” “No, this can’t be happening, this isn’t happening!” “What village are you from, horse thief?” “Why do you care?” “A nord’s last thoughts, should be of home.” “Rorikstead, I- I’m from Rorikstead.” “General Tullias sir, the henchmen are waiting!” “Good, let’s get this over with.” “Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.” “Look at him, General Tullias, the military governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him, D*** elves, I bet they had something to do with this! This is Helgen, I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny, when I was a boy, imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.”

Why did I do that lol

"THE HORROR!"

ur name is cool

@@CARVEDSPINES wut

True

iconic

:-P^_^

Banzai lol

*sawing intensifies *

*_YOU DID, DIDN'T YOU?!_*

*I SAID YOUR KNEES ARE ABOUT TO GET SHOT OFF BY A ANTI TANK ROUND*

Ea

Bismark 2:25

No its not lol

12:28

Eeeehhhh.... The thing with some of bethesda's stuff is it's creative... But not explained. Let's say Skyrim combat. Shoot, stab, or spell. Simple right? Well, you can adapt your spells to enemy types, you could bash an enemy with a shield to get in a power attack, if you're far away enough you have to account for arrow drop, and it the enemy is moving you have to account for move time. The skill is there, but it doesn't have enough effect on the game to be worth doing. If they made the mechanics they included to make it better have more effect it would be better, however I also appreciate the laxness of it as if gives you more choice of what to do. It's the same with their quests in Skyrim (I'm using Skyrim as an example as it's relatively new and I know a lot about it.) The quests are good, but they need a bit more complexity. The games themselves aren't that bad, just need some improvements here and there.

Isnt his Cat Adorable

My fav part is 6:47

Nice

Yui Hirasawa because khajit are a race In Skyrim that give you a sneak bonus

KHAJIT MASTER OF STEALTH

For some reason, he put it as a Hitman 2 video. You have to manually type what game you're playing when you upload a gaming video.

@@chriscoughs5774 As far as I know, it can be both. If you don't specify a name, the youtube algorithm will try to figure it out.

shadowdragon this is a good idea

Won't it be missing one leg cause you sawed it off?

Even better!

Sure, because what could possibly be creepier than having a naked mannequin standing in the corner of your room? Maybe a naked mannequin that's missing half of its leg?

He could dress it up for every video.

He won't respond to my comments, but I'm 100% positive he did these animated movie reviews that were around in like 2002ish. I loved them so much. Masterpiece Movie Reviews. Idk that many people knew about them and I'm going to be super surprised if they weren't voiced by him, but they were fucking HILARIOUS. I was only like 13 or 14 back when I watched them too haha. EDIT: spelling mistake

But he a teacher

Yeah, I caught that in one of his vids. Science teacher, my favorite kind. He is well educated but still has a very good sense of comedic timing and humor. A rare find.

Is it really that rare? I feel like the smarter a person is the more subtle his humor is. But hey people be people, amirite? edit: If the latter part was a bit cringey that was the point. Hope, i didn't exaggerate too much lol. Have a nice day! :)

Good comedy takes timing and his editing is part of his timing. He works very hard on his craft, unlike many of the rabble that try to make it on YT.

ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE HE HAS POSTED ONE OF THESE VIDS

yeah but it's F**** 12am or... 00:04 so it's in the midle of the night!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

100000% Neighbor

*Too much sense*

Yeah That'sthejoke

@@rainabove1945 yes heknowsthat

@@hunterpete2002 yeah Butwhyretellit

@@DESARD12 as far as I know yeah

@@DESARD12 Yeah either a history teacher or science. His students found his skyrim video

He’s a science teacher. I think.

Didn't he say that he graduated as a chemistry teacher in one of his vids?

@@wu1ming9shi yeah

HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM

Ironic

Because there is a million game channels that act the same out there. They all just sort of blend together after a while.

Yes bro! When I watched a video of his for the first time, I was like whoah, this channel is a gem.

Killer Watchdog thank you! I was having such a problem

Killer Watchdog no shit

@@redsharkeverything5147r/woooosh

everything fucking idiot

red shark everything r/whooooosh

That's one of the best moments of this channel, why was no one talking about it?

AAARG

I heard margarine

The....perfect game :'^)

Come to think of it, The Stanley Parable could be quite fun to play in VR

Ah, at least now we know why all of Stanley's co-workers are missing.

They remind me more of the ones from Nier: Automata.

The building reminds me of mirrors edge

ya

W U L D !

I love Khajiit

Kajit sounds like Puss in boots.

M'aiq likes what he sees.

William Beavers puss in boots sounds like khajit

I bet the nest vid he upload is when humanity ends

Same, I was having a fun little robot guard murder romp until the last level changed the game into Cower and Shake Simulator 2023

I got the games ultimate version on quest 2, i knew what was coming and i still got scared

So half of the video

What about 9:46

0:08

dont forget the "Ive got you know" moment

I have gotten it. The experience has been very nice so far. I would definitely recommend it. The only constraint I have is my play space but other then that it's been great.

Adolf Shitler I’m getting an oculus

Must have cost an arm, a leg, a knee and an elbow.

Rich kid

@@CST1992 I got a rift for 300$. yeah it's kind of expensive but so are consoles

Oh ? You've seen the 3 first seconds of the video ? Me too :D

You wont believe it

Come on man, that's cheating

@@nacho1718 That's why it's great!

It takes the immersion out but at least it makes it easy to peak

There is no pause

Collin K. Hold down x and a at the same time.

"OH, FUCK"

That robot scared the shit out of me man. I tell you those footsteps are louder than a fucking plane crashing.

In the first season of scream the tv series, the killer used that creepy daisy song adam sings and it scared me on like a deep level

Honestly, I herd his talking and loud footsteps, I pissed myself. Really, I pissed my pants.

Colton Anderson i have almost messed my new tshirt cause of him.with heart map joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂

thebunnyrules I write his lines though *X files music plays*

*found the cat*

thebunnyrules only funny thing about this dude is his pants I thought my hot topic pants where tight this guy must shop a jc penny or some shit

Sorry, Damian, not usually into checking out other men's pants. I'll take your word for it!

UpUsNotJump, Do not try to fool this one, human! It is obvious that Khajiit wrote your lines!

Chibifox Gaming could not agree more.

Indeed! 1000x to the speed of light AGREED!

Chibifox Gaming naa,Magma Musan uploads better videos

Ya mean paper plates

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the point of the straps on the wii was for the sweaty handed loose grip people who throw controllers into expensive tv's with the vive you have a good chance of just hitting a wall. but the vive has rubber grip and if you have a decent hold on it like a normal non anemic human its not going anywhere.

@@darkshadowsx5949 but you also don't see yer fockin hands

yes you do. Thats a very important feature in vr games. What you dont see is your real walls. But you see the borders of your playarea. Which you have defined -ideally - inside your walls.

Because they're a sort of insurance against the chance of accidentally letting go of the controller. Trust me, even the strongest people misstep and let go of a controller from time to time

The wii controller straps were very important. Because those remotes were carved of solid nintendium, a material which is by far more durable than walls, TVs, and many other things, and were also designed _just so_ so that they could slip from one's hands at high speed and go flying towards and often _into_ the aforementioned items.

lol

To not be in Communist Russia my leader

Ah there's your problem. He was using jello. A cheesecake doesn't have enough processing power to handle Skyrim.

CrimsonHellkite666 In his Skyrim vr video he was using a cheesecake :)

Khajiit

Cuz hes the bees knees even though he has no need for knees.

Frenzied Ferret When was the the last time you updated your cat ?

Raptor Jésus he came updated. I don't think there've been any software updates since.

Try resetting it

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Try to connect it via usb to your pc, you can find the port in the back. (Be careful on most modells there might be an electrical charge that leads the arm to be moved, so scratches might happen) Once done the two leds in the front should light up green if everythings updated and stare at you and you will for a moment see the infinity of the universe, before snapping back.

The movement is actually fine, at least for me. But when I went to get the golden claw from Bleak Falls Barrow, I stopped at that unmarked bandit tower along the way. Walking along the wooden side path with no railing along the outside of the tower, I looked off the edge. God damn, that was so unsettling.

You can and thats a great idea

@@weeishere27 I’ll try that when I get the game then. Thank you

I hope for her sake that it's pronounced "Bruh-CO-lee" and she doesn't have to go through her entire life saddled with the name of a rejected VeggieTales character.

Shiny Breloom Absolutely yes.

I got an ad right when it cut to neighbor's house and the ad was for Dick's sporting goods

I too was expecting a cat to pop up and grab his hand.

what makes it a tad bit funnier is the fact he's wrong, the arrow in the diagram he showed points up the aorta, which carries blood to the body, not the lungs.

H3VR is one of the few games I never regretted in VR. Plus the dev is awesome. I find it both funny and depressing that the game is described by the media as a mass shooter training simulation when the game is specifically about the recreational side of shooting, with your victims being clay pots and sausage-bots...

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaadget caaaaaaaaaaaaaahtssssaas

*oh god why*

Poppa Time from “they are” slaving publishers? Huh

Hmm... Maybe we can fix this with *proper punctuation.* I'll have you know that IO split from (They're slaving publishers at Square Enix!) where they made the first Hitman 2, and now they're making their own! That should make sense now!😉

@@KickyFut No. You fucked up and didn't fix it. Try reading it back to yourself. Here's a tip: Any sentence with brackets in should still make perfect sense when read back without the brackets. Yours does not. Your sentence does not make sense.

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!

I SAWED THIS LEG IS HALF!

Joey T Even better!

Can someone please make that a gif?

ALOTTA DAAAMAGE

Patrick Oliver Bustamante Always forgiven human.

I'm pretty sure a quest edition is coming

@@sambyrne3344 It's avalilable on the Oculus Store, it just only works on the Rift S for some reason. (so far)

This game does work on quest if you have it on steam vr at least. I played through the game on my quest.

Oh god I got so nauseous after 2 hours that I was biting back vomit over my garbage

MiniBot you seriously couldn’t figure it out? Even with “all the humans in her department were reported to HR” or “people keep disappearing around here” In the *INTRO?!*