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Make tea the same way, same time, every time with levers n cables it's the Colin Furze Tea Machine.
To get a COLINFURZE MUG click here
www.colinfurzeshop.com
Thanks to Yorkshire Tea for supporting this project even though I'm putting the milk in first, there tea really is the best, check out there biscuit Tea to it tastes like biscuits.
Follow me on Social Media
Instagram / realcolinfurze
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Music
1st track is called "Zigatron Death Machine" and is by "InCircles"
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iTunes- apple.co/2K5edIt
RU-vid - / incirclesmusic
Facebook - / incirclesmusic
Bandcamp - incirclesmusic.bandcamp.com
2nd Track is called "What you have Done" by "Nosebleed"
Bandcamp: nosebleedband.bandcamp.com
Facebook: nosebleedband
Instagram: / nosebleedleeds
Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/4gEoL...
3rd Track is called "Always Around" by "Subtastics"
/ subtastics
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/ subtastics
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4th and 5th Tracks are "Land of Hope and Burberry" and "Retribution" and are from a band called "VFA" but unfortunately there have dissolved and don't have any internet presence at all.
In a band? Want your music on my videos! Send your tracks to furzemail@yahoo.co.uk as all music on this channel is from viewers
#teamachine #furze #yorkshiretea

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@colinfurze
@colinfurze 5 лет назад
So how do you make your tea.....milk first or water or shake a squirrel at it before.......Either way you'll need your Colin Furze Mug to appreciate it to the full www.colinfurzeshop.com
@w.robinson6808
@w.robinson6808 5 лет назад
colinfurze water first
@cheapteaonrr8929
@cheapteaonrr8929 5 лет назад
Water first Edit: thanks for over 60 likes ⬇️
@minibones87
@minibones87 5 лет назад
Milk and sugar first, then tea bag (but it HAS to be PG Tips, sorry) then water.
@lichh64
@lichh64 5 лет назад
I don't know why but I feel like it can be better.
@lowie6640
@lowie6640 5 лет назад
Shugar hot water milk shugar tea bag
@Jamanator9
@Jamanator9 5 лет назад
I always knew u were a rebel Colin, but milk first... *that sir... is insanity*
@Dgeigerd
@Dgeigerd 5 лет назад
what FIRST? There should be no milk at all in a Tea
@cian9393
@cian9393 5 лет назад
@@Dgeigerd "a tea"
@paulscottmassie2253
@paulscottmassie2253 5 лет назад
Woah! Milk second is a disgrace to the sweet leaf of life! Milk must always come first.
@vega1287
@vega1287 5 лет назад
that sttateement can be baked up by ISO 3103
@crusader2338
@crusader2338 5 лет назад
Dgeigerd Someone isn’t a Brit
@zigzag7823
@zigzag7823 5 лет назад
Colin : Make crazy weapons and a bunker Me : That's cool Colin : Put milk in first Me : This guy is a maniac!
@pineapplej7310
@pineapplej7310 5 лет назад
what a madlad!
@24tahunyanglalu39
@24tahunyanglalu39 5 лет назад
hard way to harder hard life
@killahjay1000
@killahjay1000 5 лет назад
@@pineapplej7310 absolute madlad
@havarfruseth9595
@havarfruseth9595 5 лет назад
Luckily he only needs to move one eyebolt to get it in the right order. Nice trolling. :)
@joshneville8254
@joshneville8254 5 лет назад
Zig Zag I was you 555 th like
@andrewkirkwood3218
@andrewkirkwood3218 5 лет назад
Colin *makes spinning belt with knives* internet: that's genius! Colin *Makes a tea making machine* internet: HE'S MAKING BACKWARD, THIS GUYS INSANE!!!
@yidy1
@yidy1 5 лет назад
LOL! You summed up the the "Internet's Collective Logic" perfectly!
@fedor5664
@fedor5664 5 лет назад
Lol he is insane look at his builts
@BurntFaceMan
@BurntFaceMan 4 года назад
^_^ this comment is golden needs more thumbs up!
@ryanfenton382
@ryanfenton382 4 года назад
Tbf I’m pretty sure “the internet” found the finger destroying spinning belt of death knives insane as well
@nebula0819
@nebula0819 4 года назад
@@BurntFaceMan how about now?
@razorsz195
@razorsz195 5 лет назад
Colin: Puts milk in first The kettle and every British viewer: Am i a joke to you?
@notbob555
@notbob555 5 лет назад
I think it would have made more sense if he put the switch for the kettle at the start by the milk. That way, it starts to warm up as he pulls it along decreasing waiting time. That should justify milk and sugar furst for a setup like this.
@JauntyDaftod
@JauntyDaftod 5 лет назад
As a British viewer I do feel that I am a joke to him
@diegobrandotheworld580
@diegobrandotheworld580 5 лет назад
Jess Sparkles same
@omfggala3913
@omfggala3913 5 лет назад
i feel like ive never been more ashamed of a fellow country man
@elgato7557
@elgato7557 4 года назад
I'm not even british and I'm triggered
@yungstallion2201
@yungstallion2201 5 лет назад
Colin Furze puts milk in first WAIT, THAT’S ILLEGAL
@roybennett9788
@roybennett9788 5 лет назад
no its not. its just not reccomended when your making it in the cup. if you have a teapot then you put the milk in first because its convenient
@KingPatrik1
@KingPatrik1 5 лет назад
@@roybennett9788 Joke.exe not found...
@JasTheOne2
@JasTheOne2 5 лет назад
@Benjamin Joshua BeggsIs clearly not Englishman! Tea is NEVER a joke!!!
@IIcarus999
@IIcarus999 5 лет назад
@@roybennett9788 r/whoosh
@yungstallion2201
@yungstallion2201 5 лет назад
James Smith Nah, it’s just a meme. The tea wasn’t a joke
@boicey
@boicey 5 лет назад
Can't believe you make your tea completely backwards.
@turbosloth9499
@turbosloth9499 5 лет назад
ikr
@NommyCookie-
@NommyCookie- 5 лет назад
Bring Jay from TGF
@boomst1ck511
@boomst1ck511 5 лет назад
i know really
@easyvybemusic
@easyvybemusic 5 лет назад
Everyone is different
@meme-ge8tq
@meme-ge8tq 5 лет назад
Teabag - water - red milk - take teabag out - stir
@jonnylynch89
@jonnylynch89 5 лет назад
Put the kettle switch before the milk stage. Save on time and the kettle will be boiled by the time the cup gets there
@nebula0819
@nebula0819 4 года назад
GENIUS!
@jonlind7739
@jonlind7739 4 года назад
This channel is exactly how Wallace and Gromit would be in real life And I love it so much
@plank2490
@plank2490 5 лет назад
Not a single British soul: Colin furze: "milk comes first"
@z0bi_
@z0bi_ 5 лет назад
Colin is a british souls ...
@guy3nder529
@guy3nder529 5 лет назад
@@z0bi_ we need a british dark souls clone
@judahboyd2107
@judahboyd2107 5 лет назад
@@guy3nder529 Bloodborn but more British.
@OtaconEmmerich
@OtaconEmmerich 5 лет назад
Not even British and I know that's wrong.
@OneViolentGentleman
@OneViolentGentleman 5 лет назад
as a German soul seeing a British one doing this I was wondering for 2 seconds if I did it wrong my whole life. :p
@Suresh-br2zz
@Suresh-br2zz 5 лет назад
Colin: Puts milk first. Yorkshire Tea: _Am I a joke to you?_
@roybennett9788
@roybennett9788 5 лет назад
ah but yorkshire tea meant to be made in a teapot so its fine to add the milk to the cup first
@justaguycalledjosh
@justaguycalledjosh 5 лет назад
@@roybennett9788 not when you're not using the teapot. in kettle brewing, you put the teabag in first.
@roybennett9788
@roybennett9788 5 лет назад
@@justaguycalledjosh a kettle and a teapot are different things!. teapot brewing still requires a kettle to heat the water
@JohnBeNice
@JohnBeNice 5 лет назад
So uhhhhh...... how's that one subscriber going for ya? Given your username and all.
@aitchpea6011
@aitchpea6011 5 лет назад
Nothing wrong with a lovely cup of sugary hot milk water that some tea has been near.
@typ3cast927
@typ3cast927 5 лет назад
"haha, they all line up... that's a fluke" Colin will always be my role model!
@koriklodri
@koriklodri 4 года назад
Colin is the embodiment of everything they tell you NOT to do in shop classes.
@Fred_the_1996
@Fred_the_1996 4 года назад
If he went to a lab, the scientists would probably throw nitrogen tetroxide at him LMAO
@StarrDust0
@StarrDust0 3 года назад
Reminds me of the joke of every shop class teacher missing a finger, the two teachers I knew were literally missing an index finger. Were they using a jigsaw and decided, 'well I've already cut 1/3 off, might as well go the whole hog'?
@adadinthelifeofacyclist
@adadinthelifeofacyclist 5 месяцев назад
Like "Don't put the milk in first"?
@ipkaiyuendylan8865
@ipkaiyuendylan8865 5 лет назад
Colin : "puts milk first.." *knock, knock, knock MI6 open up
@DerDoctor69
@DerDoctor69 5 лет назад
Ip Kai Yuen Dylan they gonna need the bloody SAS for that lad as it obviously is a act of terrorism
@BOBMARLEY-tx3fu
@BOBMARLEY-tx3fu 5 лет назад
Erm correction MI6 na FBI
@M60E3MG
@M60E3MG 5 лет назад
I’m American and even I know you don’t go milk first.
@BlackWolf18C
@BlackWolf18C 5 лет назад
Guy Martin's tea machine put the milk first too... Bleh
@hakbak3991
@hakbak3991 5 лет назад
Meanwhile there’s me putting the tea, then the milk, then the sugar
@harrygreen583
@harrygreen583 5 лет назад
He should definitely make this automated. And also do it in the correct order. Then Yorkshire tea will be happy.
@GnomeyFoamy
@GnomeyFoamy 5 лет назад
Yeah he had my respect with the Yorkshire tea but still has some considerable ground to make up in the "milk first" BLASPHEMY 🙄
@wearygood1559
@wearygood1559 5 лет назад
For automation its a good idea cos the hot water will mix the milk & sugar but if you put milk in last it won't mix. It is still the wrong order. I'm not a heretic
@harrygreen583
@harrygreen583 5 лет назад
Wearygood but he could add a little whisk or spoon on a wheel if he automated it.
@dbox1238
@dbox1238 5 лет назад
@@harrygreen583 Milk first and PG tips all the way, thats a proper brew......
@PizzaCat1732
@PizzaCat1732 5 лет назад
ya
@LulzingBoy
@LulzingBoy 5 лет назад
Everyone else: colin you put milk first?! Some intellectuals: you put milk in tea?! Me, an asian: you put sugar in tea?!
@netts2315
@netts2315 5 лет назад
Me a not so normal human: You drink tea?!
@capkenway
@capkenway 5 лет назад
its the right order (i am a asian too and i also put sugar in my tea and its better with sugar)
@armin7695
@armin7695 5 лет назад
Sugar is okay sometimes but milk is awkward
@JauntyDaftod
@JauntyDaftod 5 лет назад
Some of you cretins out there drink tea cold and I know you’re reading this
@Cheetahprint85
@Cheetahprint85 5 лет назад
Me: 😂😂😂
@Alyssa-ye9mr
@Alyssa-ye9mr 4 года назад
1:30 Well, lads, he did it! His masterpiece is complete!
@timmaQlate
@timmaQlate 5 лет назад
1. It should've been milk last. 2. It should've been fully automatic. 3. It should've been milk last!
@mjs9718
@mjs9718 5 лет назад
Exactly
@maverick106
@maverick106 5 лет назад
Let's not forget the most important part: milk goes in last!
@happygimp0
@happygimp0 4 года назад
It should be hot water and tea. No sugar no milk, milk is for babies.
@marcusbway9292
@marcusbway9292 4 года назад
ggzh a Argue With Everyone milk is an essential part, although theres no need for sugar
@andrewchapman2039
@andrewchapman2039 5 лет назад
Water before milk, and the bag before either! Gods damn you Furze, you've committed a sin.
@roybennett9788
@roybennett9788 5 лет назад
you uncivilised heathen! you dont use a teapot!
@Liam-yy9ll
@Liam-yy9ll 5 лет назад
1. Put tea bag in 2. Water 3. Milk 4.sugar
@juststeve5542
@juststeve5542 5 лет назад
He's clogged the bloody teabag up with milk is what he's done!
@ethanashin7019
@ethanashin7019 5 лет назад
Andrew Chapman sugar with the tea bag
@MrShawrey
@MrShawrey 5 лет назад
Furze: so let's see what it's gonna taste like Everyone: Shit. It's gonna taste like shit beacuse you put the milk in first you monster
@hedgeearthridge6807
@hedgeearthridge6807 4 года назад
Hmm, The Spiffing Brit also says Yorkshire Tea is the best. I wonder if I can get some here in the US...
@fpsneb7408
@fpsneb7408 4 года назад
you can in so shops in the international parts, frends send some, but try ASDA own brand gold tea bags.
@Alexander-vm2ox
@Alexander-vm2ox 4 года назад
Walmart might seeing as its partners of asda
@charliecampbell2292
@charliecampbell2292 3 года назад
Pretty sure amazons sells it
@madhatter2446
@madhatter2446 4 года назад
Colin : invents something that makes tea Nestle: he a little slow. But he got the spirit.
@vucko9201
@vucko9201 3 года назад
Mad Hatter : doesn't spell the meme right He's a little bit confused, but he's got the spirit meme : am i a joke to you?
@Ice-yp4wg
@Ice-yp4wg 5 лет назад
colinfurze: **makes WW3 using fireworks** British: _"meh..."_ colinfurze: **puts in milk before water in his tea** British: *_"Have you gone mad?!"_*
@thatguyoverthere531
@thatguyoverthere531 5 лет назад
It's just wrong. One just does not put milk in before water
@CallumChaney
@CallumChaney 5 лет назад
@@thatguyoverthere531 One can if one is using a teapot my dear man
@thatguyoverthere531
@thatguyoverthere531 5 лет назад
@@CallumChaney True true, but in that case, one has already brewed the Tea in water.
@mxfanmatt
@mxfanmatt 5 лет назад
This is exactly how I felt watching this video.
@CallumChaney
@CallumChaney 5 лет назад
@@thatguyoverthere531 exactly so it's clear that Colin has gone entirely mad
@gadiedwards6635
@gadiedwards6635 5 лет назад
Colin is slowly becoming a real life Wallace from Wallace and Gromit
@GoldMike_
@GoldMike_ 5 лет назад
So next would be an underground rocket silo or maybe a slide that ends on a motorbike or a van.
@Nilguiri
@Nilguiri 5 лет назад
Except Wallace would know how to make tea properly.
@W0rmhandler
@W0rmhandler 5 лет назад
Just a matter of time before he gets sponsored by wensleydale
@sirBrouwer
@sirBrouwer 5 лет назад
@@GoldMike_ yes lets give Colin a minuteman rocked silo what could go wrong?
@lindaobrien2580
@lindaobrien2580 5 лет назад
Hacksmith isint far off
@polarbear3733
@polarbear3733 3 года назад
never have i ever seen someone so dedicated to tea
@MeyerinkWoodworking
@MeyerinkWoodworking 10 месяцев назад
I live in Canada and whole heartedly believe that Yorkshire Tea is the best Tea ever. Full. Stop.
@tissuepaper9962
@tissuepaper9962 5 лет назад
Milk first just to trigger people. That's the Colin Furze I know and love.
@brain8484
@brain8484 5 лет назад
What you going on about ?
@2450logan
@2450logan 5 лет назад
@@brain8484 people argue whether milk should be poured before or after the yea
@markmccall6273
@markmccall6273 5 лет назад
He pretends not to be a social network genius, but he is. He knew he'd start a huge online debate about the 'milk first' thing. First rule of social media: Engage people and start a conversation.
@Semajal
@Semajal 5 лет назад
I don't think he actually did that specifically to trigger people. Having seen his tea in some prior episodes, i fully believe this is how he would normally/always make tea.
@RussellChapman99
@RussellChapman99 5 лет назад
@@2450logan As tea only brews properly if the water is boiling when poured on the tea, having cold milk in the cup first will cool the water, not giving the optimal brew ::)
@finn3224
@finn3224 5 лет назад
colin: makes a machine for a consistently great cup of tea also colin: puts the milk in first ????
@neonsedits1697
@neonsedits1697 5 лет назад
I mean he has made one of the best contraptions ever but he also puts the milk in first...
@marksmithwas12
@marksmithwas12 5 лет назад
And doesn't even squeeze the teabag!
@andrewbailey7999
@andrewbailey7999 5 лет назад
No, it makes a cup of tea that's consistently to Colin's (wrong) taste
@roybennett9788
@roybennett9788 5 лет назад
he never said it was a great cuppa. he just said it was consistent
@fin1168
@fin1168 5 лет назад
thats what i do and my family does as well
@user-ne2ms9os2i
@user-ne2ms9os2i 4 года назад
The most British Colin furze video yet
@kilurz8629
@kilurz8629 4 года назад
Next video: automatic suger, milk and tea reloader for automatic green tea maker.
@jaisidhu5650
@jaisidhu5650 5 лет назад
MILK BEFORE WATER?!?!?!?!?!? as a person who lives in the UK i am offended
@EsthusIvhonnir
@EsthusIvhonnir 5 лет назад
Unfortunately, he needed to otherwise he'd add the tea and then need to stir it as an extra step.
@w.robinson6808
@w.robinson6808 5 лет назад
Jai Sidhu same
@nuherbleath461
@nuherbleath461 5 лет назад
Jai Sidhu I am very offended
@jcpc-plays2503
@jcpc-plays2503 5 лет назад
@The Legend of Texas there is no reason for that
@w.robinson6808
@w.robinson6808 5 лет назад
The Legend of Texas go back to fatland
@davidweavis
@davidweavis 5 лет назад
Milk before the water? This is not tea..... every British person unite to like the comment and demand a proper tea machine be made! Not this hot milky water contraption! This is not British Colin... you should know better.
@drillaplayer9010
@drillaplayer9010 5 лет назад
David Weavis tea is better that way
@R0han-579
@R0han-579 5 лет назад
Just run the machine backwards
@timothycole9232
@timothycole9232 5 лет назад
It's British
@kyleeames8229
@kyleeames8229 5 лет назад
I think he’s a closeted American. C’mon, Collin! You’re not fooling anyone with that fake Northampton accent.
@oraclescave
@oraclescave 5 лет назад
Lol David, but when was the last time you smiled ear to ear making it your way, ha.
@isaacsrandomvideos667
@isaacsrandomvideos667 5 лет назад
Ah The *Yourshire* tea My tea my peoples tea my *yourshire.*
@rayfields5484
@rayfields5484 4 года назад
Colinfurze: Wallace and gromit would be proud of this
@seanoc5466
@seanoc5466 5 лет назад
The switch for the kettle should be moved up to where the milk is to save time waiting for it to boil 🤔
@harrywheeler1
@harrywheeler1 5 лет назад
Sean O C just what I thought. Plus there could be a timer switch to keep a cooling element of some sort around the milk
@P8FPV
@P8FPV 5 лет назад
Teabag first water then milk collin!! Ur crazy
@exzital6672
@exzital6672 5 лет назад
Ur a lad i like but sugar after teabag, but i assume you dont have sugar??
@Broockle
@Broockle 5 лет назад
1 cup is never enough tea for me. I always get a big spaghetti pot, boil water, throw in like 6 tea bags and half a liter of milk and take that whole thing to my desk with a ladle. Sugar? That just distracts from the delicious bitter Tea flavor... xD
@DASPRiD
@DASPRiD 5 лет назад
Milk in tea? o0
@P8FPV
@P8FPV 5 лет назад
@@exzital6672 sugar last 👍👌
@Fabzil
@Fabzil 5 лет назад
What I like with colin is that is project and his shed are clean. You can be a crazy genius AND tidy up
@knownjj555
@knownjj555 3 года назад
this man is an absolutely INSANE madlad, and I LOVE IT
@blank6521
@blank6521 5 лет назад
Normal person: drills hole Colin furze: welds it
@WangleLine
@WangleLine 5 лет назад
Normal person: tea first Colin furze: Milk first
@moritzbaumgart6781
@moritzbaumgart6781 5 лет назад
Now add stepper motors and controllers to it, so you just need to press one button and the rest works automatically
@BM-yy8db
@BM-yy8db 5 лет назад
Personally I prefer a single motor pulling it all the way with notched wheels and pulleys and whatnot to time the different parts mechanically
@PixelCortex
@PixelCortex 5 лет назад
@@BM-yy8db I Rube Goldberg tea machine, I like it!
@AZZAMNO1
@AZZAMNO1 5 лет назад
maybe an ultrasonic range finder to trigger the each section of the tea maker
@peterkartoffelking
@peterkartoffelking 5 лет назад
Please, that would be amazing
@Ujwal5555
@Ujwal5555 5 лет назад
@@AZZAMNO1 Some weight sensors to get accurate amount of ingredients.
@michaelbarber671
@michaelbarber671 3 года назад
I needed to figure out exactly how i wanted to make a machine to allow my grandma to easily feed the cats by raising and lowering the food tray, so i hopped on the Colinfurze channel and started scrolling, started rewarching this video and ive decided im going to make a small elevator with pullies thanks to the way your tea machine pulls the cup along. Thank you Mr. Furze, love the vids and i appreciate the inspiration.
@getdirecti0ns
@getdirecti0ns 4 года назад
Just picked up some Yorkshire Tea here in Dallas Texas USA after watching this video two weeks ago. Top notch tea! I’m switching from coffee to Yorkshire tea now. Thanks for the recommendation Colin!!
@MrMoo272
@MrMoo272 5 лет назад
Colin Furze: This is how you make a cup of tea... Yorkshire Tea: Am I a joke to you?!?
@THESLlCK
@THESLlCK 5 лет назад
mrmoo everyone else in the world: lol who even drinks tea
@kumarthecowboy
@kumarthecowboy 5 лет назад
come to India ..... everyone drinks it 2-3 times a day
@harvstralosik678
@harvstralosik678 5 лет назад
@@kumarthecowboy drink loose tea is much better
@kumarthecowboy
@kumarthecowboy 5 лет назад
@@harvstralosik678 what
@harvstralosik678
@harvstralosik678 5 лет назад
@@kumarthecowboy loose tea is better than tea bags
@oliverstapleton2908
@oliverstapleton2908 5 лет назад
I am afraid I may never watch a ColinFurze video again after finding out that he uses milk before water. Absolute disgrace to our nation!
@iwineverygame1995
@iwineverygame1995 5 лет назад
Literally worse than Hitler.
@beamngnation9494
@beamngnation9494 5 лет назад
drinking tea is a disgrace by itself
@CuppajoeA
@CuppajoeA 5 лет назад
MILK FIRST EWW BURN HIM. its teabag sugar, water, THEN MILK
@willayling2379
@willayling2379 5 лет назад
@@beamngnation9494 your comment is a disgrace itself! ☕
@vishnupillai9336
@vishnupillai9336 5 лет назад
Personal choice dude
@TheTeaLordRBLX
@TheTeaLordRBLX 2 года назад
This is exactly what I need!
@newkid1987
@newkid1987 4 года назад
I'm from Australia. Saw some Yorkshire tea on the shelf and remembered this vid, so I bought it (I make my tea almost the same way but with milk last) and it's pretty good.
@isaiborrias882
@isaiborrias882 5 лет назад
You should make it fully automated, BUT IN THE RIGHT ORDER THO
@NoNORADon911
@NoNORADon911 5 лет назад
Rube Goldberg would love this contraption lol
@JustJamie_8
@JustJamie_8 5 лет назад
Don’t joke about putting milk in first. It’s blasphemy.
@blaser80
@blaser80 5 лет назад
I hear you can get your British citizenship revoked for such actions!
@dougijcw9758
@dougijcw9758 5 лет назад
It makes no difference if you leave the bag in until you have finished the mug full
@JustJamie_8
@JustJamie_8 5 лет назад
Dougi mk5 it’s remarks like that, that caused ww2.
@151pyroblaze
@151pyroblaze 4 года назад
I feel like he is slightly crazy his excitement never gets old :)
@petenash7994
@petenash7994 5 лет назад
Completely Bonkers - I love it!!
@InfinityWizard99
@InfinityWizard99 5 лет назад
I would've put the switch for the kettle under the milk dispenser so it would be done boiling by the time you're done with the milk and sugar
@abrafkalif
@abrafkalif 5 лет назад
Colin! First the switch.
@robinbenjamin5489
@robinbenjamin5489 5 лет назад
I would too.
@gavanhill5132
@gavanhill5132 5 лет назад
The switch idea is valid, but I was genuinely surprised that his “automatic setup” has him manually pulling levers for every part of the process AND manually turning the crank. He did a marvellous job as per usual, but it just felt somehow half-finished. I hope that his next video shows the finished setup in the house with only one switch to turn it on.
@saia5052
@saia5052 5 лет назад
@@gavanhill5132 ya, even I felt that it was not soo furze.
@ashleycutain
@ashleycutain 5 лет назад
"Milk sugar then water" I'm calling the police
@benjaminfernquest7187
@benjaminfernquest7187 5 лет назад
Ayo coutain if only doc brown knew
@chairs_me1044
@chairs_me1044 5 лет назад
I know DISGRACEFUL
@ashleycutain
@ashleycutain 5 лет назад
@@benjaminfernquest7187 yh man colin needs that proper tea... Doc brown would also reach for the Gat
@joekane3494
@joekane3494 5 лет назад
I've lost some degree of respect for this man after he picked up the milk first. Diagust
@beansgalvin1777
@beansgalvin1777 5 лет назад
You're all wrong. it is scientifically proven by trained scien-tea-sts that water to milk brings out the taste better
@jdam3131
@jdam3131 5 лет назад
This is a funny yet awesome concept. Can’t believe I missed this video, only went back bc of the new one lol. I’m such a lover of contraptions.
@zachsuhsen733
@zachsuhsen733 4 года назад
Just started watching your videos today and man they are great! I've watched like 15 already 😂 thanks for the great content!
@Cleanmusiccuts
@Cleanmusiccuts 5 лет назад
Yes it’s filthy that he puts milk in first and I understand your complaints but please just give the man a break, he’s clearly lost his mind and he will soon be back to normal.
@karstenroelofs9216
@karstenroelofs9216 5 лет назад
His mind has been lost for quite some time now with no hope of it being found anytime in the foreseable future.
@Cleanmusiccuts
@Cleanmusiccuts 5 лет назад
That is very true. I guess all hope is lost
@shona5512
@shona5512 5 лет назад
I can forgive the milk before water... But sugar in tea is unacceptable. If you want something warm and sweet you can just fuck right off and microwave a can of soda.
@shona5512
@shona5512 5 лет назад
@@themblue8236 I was joking about the warm soda.. But sugar does not belong in tea.
@PremKhunt
@PremKhunt 5 лет назад
This guy makes complex things easy by making that more complex
@freddiemercury9647
@freddiemercury9647 4 года назад
Dropped in for first time in about 2-3 years Massive tea drinker here. Good stuff Colin Colin has started talking about Colin in the third person a lot I noticed :)
@spadgm
@spadgm 5 лет назад
Epic as always!
@jelp00le
@jelp00le 5 лет назад
It's only been five minutes since upload, and 4752 has seen Colin make tea wrong already :-P
@Xeridanus
@Xeridanus 5 лет назад
@The Legend of Texas Wow, you really are 8 years old.
@Reolzomic
@Reolzomic 5 лет назад
@@Xeridanus but Colin did do the right way
@blax140
@blax140 5 лет назад
@@Reolzomic YOU DONT PUT MILK FIRST THATS NOT HUMAN
@Reolzomic
@Reolzomic 5 лет назад
@@blax140 lol kid. Yes you do.
@blax140
@blax140 5 лет назад
@@Reolzomic F*CKING DEMON
@Me-zl7mu
@Me-zl7mu 5 лет назад
The dude just made Hot Milk. And then Put a Tea bag inside it. *WHAT IS THIS*
@jeffvader811
@jeffvader811 5 лет назад
THAT IS TEA YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL. AMERICANS DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BECAUSE THEY KEEP THROWING IT IN THE SEA!
@tonistark5509
@tonistark5509 5 лет назад
me it’s called tea ☕️
@roybennett9788
@roybennett9788 5 лет назад
yeah. im sorry but sweet ice tea isnt tea. its tea flavoured diabetes juice
@U235Okuu
@U235Okuu 5 лет назад
@@jeffvader811 I really like to drink tea. But you know... the tea is best with hot water. The Black tea - 96°C, Green tea - sth about 75°C, white tea - 80°C and Darjeeling 369,15°K. So. If you really want to make British tea, i think the milk is the last thing you pour inside, because tea needs to brew itself to pass the taste to the water.
@alexthesage
@alexthesage 5 лет назад
@@U235Okuu Best answer!
@odin_3
@odin_3 5 лет назад
The funny thing about this guy is whenever he builds he make it fun not some other youtubers being very serious building this kind of stuff and also I like my own comment so everyone will
@barmetler
@barmetler 4 года назад
Jesus Christ 2.2K people were so angry about the milk that they disliked a perfectly well made video. Now I personally wouldn't do milk first, but there's no need to be actually angry about it XD
@local9
@local9 5 лет назад
MILK BEFORE THE TEABAG! I know your crazy but I didn't know you was mental also! You mad man! Edit: Thank the tea gods, you ran the hot water over it before covering it in milk. Still, MILK IS LAST!
@GiffysChannel
@GiffysChannel 5 лет назад
Is this some sort of English Meme? I don't get it.
@local9
@local9 5 лет назад
@@GiffysChannel No its just the way it is. www.booksatoz.com/witsend/tea/orwell.htm
@BadBoyV1
@BadBoyV1 5 лет назад
you're*
@diegoarmour9986
@diegoarmour9986 5 лет назад
Was just about to write this absolutely fucking fuming
@DarkDisc1
@DarkDisc1 5 лет назад
@@GiffysChannel hot water poured directly onto the tea bag aides in the brewing process..if you put cold milk onto it first you will hinder brewing and end up with a piss poor cuppa.
@jackbevan7515
@jackbevan7515 5 лет назад
@colinfurze the second I saw you putting milk in first I instantly knew the comments were going to become a warzone
@skyens9037
@skyens9037 3 года назад
Every viewer: "nO yOu cAnT pUt tHe miLk iN fIrsT!" Colinfurze: "haha backwards tea machine go brr brr"
@Nicolas-xb8eu
@Nicolas-xb8eu 5 лет назад
Love the new posts, really like conveyer belt type stuff too. Would love to see more like it
@crawfordbrown75
@crawfordbrown75 5 лет назад
This would've been world breaking if the milk came last
@daztheman552
@daztheman552 5 лет назад
Milk seals the tea bag ?
@AAAAAA-gg4zc
@AAAAAA-gg4zc 5 лет назад
It's polite to come last. 😊
@danielcooper3153
@danielcooper3153 5 лет назад
@@daztheman552 Cools down the water
@TheMotorcycleBoss
@TheMotorcycleBoss 5 лет назад
AUTOMATE THE MACHINE! YOU CAN DO BETTER. also, REVISIT THE HOVERBIKE
@gracefulkimberella
@gracefulkimberella 5 лет назад
Was thinking the same thing!!!
@GoatSoundsStudio
@GoatSoundsStudio 5 лет назад
Yeah. Also, I really did hope the kettle was thermite powered
@Gervaj79
@Gervaj79 5 лет назад
It's the first video bruh.
@kevadu
@kevadu 5 лет назад
Yeah when I saw the title I just assumed it would be automated...doing everything manually like this makes it kind of pointless.
@R-Jacky6698
@R-Jacky6698 5 лет назад
well, is true that automatic is better, but Manual makes this like 16 century which makes the whole thing cooler
@jakemonks271
@jakemonks271 5 лет назад
Brilliant Colin
@terrier_productions
@terrier_productions 4 года назад
Watching this whilst drinking tea! 🇬🇧
@wolflynnx4
@wolflynnx4 5 лет назад
You should of had the kettle switch turn on either just before or at the milk station, so you wouldn't have waited so long for the hot water. "By the way" TEABAG - Hot Water - Time - Sugar - Milk /Creamer - 🍵
@roybennett9788
@roybennett9788 5 лет назад
no. its fill kettle. turn kettle on. fill teapot with hot water. put teabag in teapot. wait 5 minutes. put milk in cup. pour tea into cup. enjoy
@jakeldar3122
@jakeldar3122 5 лет назад
@@roybennett9788 the right way, none of this "make it in the cup" bollocks
@justaguycalledjosh
@justaguycalledjosh 5 лет назад
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO BLOODY STIR IT!
@wolflynnx4
@wolflynnx4 5 лет назад
@@justaguycalledjosh True 👍
@zynifi
@zynifi 5 лет назад
Tf is time?
@darrensoames
@darrensoames 5 лет назад
Just no!!! You knew what was gonna happen when you uploaded this Colin... seriously? Milk doesn’t go in first, especially in Yorkshire tea. At least you got the tea right 👍
@asingingnun
@asingingnun 5 лет назад
Exactly, milk in first is blasphemy.
@nickthelight
@nickthelight 5 лет назад
@@asingingnun I think it's actually illegal.
@jakegiles9916
@jakegiles9916 5 лет назад
Milk first, tea in pot, 3 mins, pour it out
@ezrapetty9666
@ezrapetty9666 5 лет назад
Yorkshire tea bags in a mug with a pg tips logo and a missive X, poor water in remove the teabag after diffusion has occurred. Splash of milk, 2 sugars
@9393andersson
@9393andersson 5 лет назад
WTF!? why milk at all? I hate milk in tea. hot water and milk? have you tried that? it dosnt work
@flicksmoflicksmo9817
@flicksmoflicksmo9817 4 года назад
Your crazy 😂I love your videos so much btw I like the heated umbrella 😆
@kervaci
@kervaci 4 года назад
I like how colin just enjoys doing this like he doesn’t ask for likes or nor he clickbaits he is a very good youtuber
@jwebes
@jwebes 5 лет назад
Collin: "it'll make the same cup of tea every time" Also collin: "it dispenses a teaspoon-ish of sugar"
@jameswalker199
@jameswalker199 5 лет назад
It might not be an exact teaspoon, but as long as its the same teaspoon-ish its the same cuppa each time
@thatguyyouhate3743
@thatguyyouhate3743 5 лет назад
jameswalker199 the thing flings sugar at the cup. That’s hardly consistent
@brownyboy252
@brownyboy252 5 лет назад
Colin, that order of tea making is an absolute disgrace. Milk first?!
@andyeasta8097
@andyeasta8097 5 лет назад
Honestly the worst thing I’ve seen this year!
@OK-lm3ib
@OK-lm3ib 4 года назад
I think its safe to say Colin Furze is living in the future.
@Trym_Kaspersen
@Trym_Kaspersen 2 года назад
Colin casually making a tea machine, while the underground tunnel is hidden in the background
@Potts1966
@Potts1966 5 лет назад
Milk first is the tea-of-the-devil! But agree Yorkshire Tea is the best!
@soupfork2105
@soupfork2105 5 лет назад
Potts1966 I worked in a place that only had Typhoo. I still wake up crying some nights.
@piers389
@piers389 5 лет назад
Earl Grey is the best!
@jonathanstott3957
@jonathanstott3957 5 лет назад
@@piers389 computer, tea, earl gray, hot
@piers389
@piers389 5 лет назад
@Michael Corleone Making coffee is simple. Tea is an artform!
@zeusapollo8688
@zeusapollo8688 5 лет назад
Pg tips
@skipper5395
@skipper5395 5 лет назад
Colin: Milk first? Me: No thanks Also me: **Jumps out the window**
@eggz2112
@eggz2112 5 лет назад
John Dwayneson ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FtK_vfp8po8.html
@chongobonk1889
@chongobonk1889 4 года назад
He put the milk in first...WHAT A MAD LAD
@volkerschlegel970
@volkerschlegel970 4 года назад
This is awesome!
@Wheezr
@Wheezr 5 лет назад
Children: “Dad, what are you doing?” Colin: “Making a tea machine” Children: “You were supposed to take us to school 2 hours ago. Colin: “Shut up, tea is more important”
@JasonBlack66
@JasonBlack66 4 года назад
Well it is first thing in the morning :D
@kellendoyle3148
@kellendoyle3148 4 года назад
He will just make a giant slingshot to send his kids to school
@dillon2130
@dillon2130 Год назад
Nonono come now Furze wouldn't say that last line Children: But Daddy, we;re going to be late for school Colin" Well then, I suppose we can't have you Late for school, get in the Kid-Apult then! Children: But Daddy last time you missed and we landed in the pool! Colin "I didn;t miss that was planned! Now Go on, or No Watsits for a week!
@NzthRust
@NzthRust 5 лет назад
When you make a tea machine but make your tea wrong... Water before milk!
@AscottSauce
@AscottSauce 5 лет назад
@5dope enjoy your milky water you idiot
@wotever99ninynine
@wotever99ninynine 5 лет назад
the right way is clearly wrong then. milk first makes so much more sense
@johnriddle2889
@johnriddle2889 5 лет назад
Love my morning coffee in the colin mug
@yoshibros1111
@yoshibros1111 3 года назад
finally a youtuber with great content and great background music
@youngmeat6082
@youngmeat6082 5 лет назад
Milk, sugar then water? No no no! Its just wrong!
@archieaddis6893
@archieaddis6893 5 лет назад
Indeed never put the milk in first
@Scrubworks
@Scrubworks 5 лет назад
Putting the milk in first should be punishable by 6 months of slavery to Earl Grey himself.
@theapocilip
@theapocilip 5 лет назад
Just throw the bag in the kettle
@darktherapy
@darktherapy 5 лет назад
The Victorian’s put milk in first to stop the boiling water cracking their fine china cups.
@cptn_koma
@cptn_koma 5 лет назад
Why even isnt the water button right at the beginning so its boils while the cup is moving?
@DaxtonAnderson
@DaxtonAnderson 5 лет назад
This project is begging for an Arduino, some relay switches and 4x drills to power it all! Needs automation!!
@sarimbinwaseem
@sarimbinwaseem 5 лет назад
Yeah really... you are right..
@anotherdave1039
@anotherdave1039 5 лет назад
No, use a raspberry pi so it can be networked and able to respond with HTTP error 418! (tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324)
@john.stringer
@john.stringer 5 лет назад
@@anotherdave1039 🤣
@mysteryguessed6815
@mysteryguessed6815 5 лет назад
Blasteamer! I'm so glad Yorkshire Tea corrected you on the milk.
@maximiliang1781
@maximiliang1781 5 лет назад
I guess you can say, this video is my cup of tea
@abcdefghijklmno5703
@abcdefghijklmno5703 5 лет назад
WHY COLIN WHY Milk befor water!!
@bradleymartin8829
@bradleymartin8829 5 лет назад
No
@dougijcw9758
@dougijcw9758 5 лет назад
Yes every time
@flameninja3148
@flameninja3148 5 лет назад
You could make the whole thing automized, instead of pulling a rope..
@David-ok9st
@David-ok9st 5 лет назад
I was thinking the same thing
@RetiredTechnician
@RetiredTechnician 5 лет назад
The pulleys suit the look of the build.. bit like a over engineered contraption from Wallace and gromit
@ryanwooldridge7546
@ryanwooldridge7546 5 лет назад
@@RetiredTechnician Wallace and gromit would have fully automated it with the morning alarm clock
@rishavbali_
@rishavbali_ 5 лет назад
In Next vedio.
@bennyk384
@bennyk384 4 года назад
The Spiffing Brit would approve of this video
@jamesadam4150
@jamesadam4150 4 года назад
I knew this would be here
@Shadowmaster30698
@Shadowmaster30698 4 года назад
Was just thinking the same thing
@zombiewizowski1841
@zombiewizowski1841 5 лет назад
Great success, I live all the way out in California and I take milk with my tea as well!
@Neon1024
@Neon1024 5 лет назад
Sure, milk in first is criminal, but a Lancastrian using Yorkshire tea, outrageous!
@leightonblue1056
@leightonblue1056 5 лет назад
Milk in the cup first!! Always put the milk in the kettle and sugar in the teabag, cup on my head
@GRichardWrotten
@GRichardWrotten 5 лет назад
Leighton Blue that’s distinctively not what Douglas Adams said, but it sounds exactly like something he’d have said.
@MrTallCoin
@MrTallCoin 5 лет назад
This made me laugh way too much
@R0adx
@R0adx 5 лет назад
Cool name
@JOCoStudio1
@JOCoStudio1 5 лет назад
Well, y'know that would cut it down to just the one pulley... Increased efficiency is not condoned on this channel!
@XclusiveAaron
@XclusiveAaron 2 года назад
That is unbelievably cool 😂
@k.o.f.pproductions2265
@k.o.f.pproductions2265 3 года назад
I’m glad you think the best is the best
@christiangeiselmann
@christiangeiselmann 5 лет назад
I see a disadvantage of this setup: given the cold cup, cold milk, and the additional metal deflection spout cooling down the water, your tea will eventually be 3 degrees too cold. Perhaps you could add a flame thrower to pre-heat the cup.
@Nilguiri
@Nilguiri 5 лет назад
3 degrees?! More like 50 degrees too cold. Black tea should be made in water as near to 100ºC as possible. I would be surprised if that gnat's piss was above 50º!
@MetalheadAndNerd
@MetalheadAndNerd 5 лет назад
He could add a microwave as last step to heat the tea up.
@SD-tj5dh
@SD-tj5dh 5 лет назад
He could just add the HOT WATER FIRST LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING.
@Nilguiri
@Nilguiri 5 лет назад
@@MetalheadAndNerd No, you are missing the point! What is the point of heating up gnat's piss? It's still gnat's piss!
@MetalheadAndNerd
@MetalheadAndNerd 5 лет назад
@@Nilguiri I'm German. I find the idea of milk in my tea as appealing as a warm beer.
@Asylum_
@Asylum_ 5 лет назад
Colin: "is being peacful and quite Colin's Music: "Oh No We Don't Do That Here"
@TmanT321
@TmanT321 4 года назад
Yorkshire Tea. The greatest tea on the planet.
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