Building a Prison for $0 in Prison Architect

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Prison Architect - Can we start a $0 Prison that generates a profit for doing nothing?
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@ambiguousamphibian 3 года назад

*PLAYS UNO REVERSE CARD* DON'T go here: play.prisonarchitect.com/ambiguousamphibian for Prison Architect $26 for ENTIRE Total Lockdown Bundle, including ALL DLCs, including Second Chances - only $20 if you already own the base game. DON'T do it. *dabs out of sight to Paradox HQ, sipping liberally at a glass of chianti*

@WowBlankpage 3 года назад

Sad moment, I already own the game

@ivan_prime 3 года назад

Jokes on you -- I actually won't, because Paradox is shit, their DLC policy is shit, all the DLCs they've produced are shit and they've ruined the game after they bought it from Introversion Software with their corporate shit-taint.

@voxsq 3 года назад

No.

@ivan_prime 3 года назад

@@gemsolus6568 luckily for you, Paradox isn't a video game, it's shit! :D Nothing to see here, move along.

@od_akai2748 3 года назад

i think its time to make project zomboid all positive traits and rage virus horde mode? nobody make series like this i am waiting so long..............

@WhiteSkyfireDragon 3 года назад

"I wanted to produce green energy and plant a forest, but I live in the US so I had to tell the government I was running a prison"

@kingofrivia1248 2 года назад

Honestly im impressed by the comment obvious yet truthful and entertaining 😂

@andrewradich7007 2 года назад

Imprison the Sun

@Ohflipsnap 2 года назад

"We need to build a prison and have the prisoners pay for it!" Also: This prison has no prisoners...

@Taneth 2 года назад

Use the prisoners for slave labour. It's in the constitution.

@beepbop6542 2 года назад

@@Taneth I think you're joking, but it is actually in the Constitution that the 13th Amendment doesn't apply to the government

@kajnake5905 2 года назад

"For this challenge we start with 0 money instead of 35k" *waits until he gets 33k before he can start playing the game

@thewhale7775 2 года назад

He ain’t lie tho

@abluefishh8402 2 года назад

@@thewhale7775 yeah but it added nothing to the challenge but making his video longer

@Zinklof 2 года назад

@@abluefishh8402 you say that like he made us sit through the hour he waited to get that cash 🤔

@MKETSHOW117 2 года назад

@@Zinklof nah but it makes it a false challenge pretty much

@hanzcraftcz 2 года назад

@@MKETSHOW117 not really. The point was getting government insentive for doing nothing :-D

@jackhazardous4008 3 года назад

The prison that only exists on paper

@ambiguousamphibian 3 года назад

You have a majestic profile picture - I bow to you

@SpinalChamp 2 года назад

@@ambiguousamphibian Fat Rick?

@Trupen 3 года назад

Not only did you build a prison for free, they also paid you for it :D

@ambiguousamphibian 3 года назад

Thanks, Mr. T

@ambiguousamphibian 3 года назад

If I may call you that

@Official_Youtube_Support 3 года назад

Oh hey, didnt expect to see my favorite factorio youtuber here!

@Trupen 3 года назад

@@ambiguousamphibian Of course you can

@hullukana214 3 года назад

Hello big T. You'll understand why if you watch Tommyinnit.

@aapjew18 2 года назад

Imagine giving out a grant for a prison, then checking in on the place to find a tax dodging green energy plant that is highly lucrative despite a quarter million bank loan.

@elvisfifo Год назад

Highly lucrative 🤣🤣🤣

@fallouthirteen 3 года назад

"We could make a lots of money quickly if we added a Death Row to the prison." But your the only one here.

@genericuser984 3 года назад

The warden is suicidal I guess?

@kronusaerospace8872 3 года назад

_One less wage to pay_

@NoobWithACoolTophat 2 года назад

@@kronusaerospace8872 *gott save that money*

@TheReZisTLust 2 года назад

Nah, its for the Gardener

@sebby324 2 года назад

Hol’ up

@sippyboivergil9198 3 года назад

He was literally sponsored to commit tax evasion. This is amazing.

@ijustreview 2 года назад

American Dream

@mistermidnight1823 2 года назад

Sounds about right for America lol

@fischlimonade 2 года назад

The billionaire tactic.

@baronbrummbar8691 2 года назад

sounds like the democratic party .....

@videogamee6037 Год назад

@@baronbrummbar8691 *a politician

@greezyhammer764 3 года назад

Gives a whole new meaning to "Green" Mile.

@ambiguousamphibian 3 года назад

"I could help it"

@JFinker73 3 года назад

*Paradox: makes a game about managing/building a prison. *Amphibian: steals money from the Sun.

@taffyadam6031 2 года назад

The sun is a bitch

@liquifieddonatsu1423 2 года назад

later but-- To be fair, Paradox didn't make this game. it was acquired by them for publishing, and like any good paradox acquired game, paradox turned it into nothing but overpriced DLC with no updates to the base game, no bug fixes, and a generally dissatisfied player-base from pre-acquisition. Which is why AA lowkey roasts it at the start of the video LOL

@nittayoshifumi8252 2 года назад

@@liquifieddonatsu1423*DLC EXPLOIT*

@Jakes-Journeys498 Год назад

@@liquifieddonatsu1423 awwwww you can't pay three dollars for a thirty dollar game, soooo sad.

@sekphejul4863 Год назад

@@Jakes-Journeys498 oh look, a PDX bootlicker. What's next, you gonna tell us Paradox needs that money to support the game's development even though the only thing they do with their games these days is release more and more bug riddled DLCs for them?

@bobafute1621 2 года назад

Shout out to my man, Paul the workman. Dude cut down and hauled off a couple forests all by himself. All for $10 a day🤣

@hazukichanx408 2 года назад

One guy plants the trees, another guy cuts them down, and a third guy takes the vast majority of the money from the sale of lumber. Gotta love that medieval-style economy we still use for some reason!

@BierBart12 Год назад

@@hazukichanx408 Hey, at least the money guy tells the other two that he's protecting them from bandits and wolves!

@noahjones9833 Год назад

@@hazukichanx408 wholeheartedly agree

@yungmalaria 3 года назад

Government grant guy must just look at the requests for solar grants like “yeah an eco efficient wind/solar powered field of nothing, taxpayers will sure like this”

@notaboutit3565 3 года назад

He’s gettin 20% under the table

@blaze4metal 3 года назад

10% goes to the big guy.

@Drakid13Re3kt 3 года назад

What was zoned to be a prison used solely to make green energy? Ya I love that

@totesfleisch258 3 года назад

Sounds like a joke, but isnt that basically 90% of anything economy based politics these days? Taxpayer money usually ends up in dumb bs. Literally any government has this issue, someone higher up just spends a ton of money on absolute trash.

@Kath2378 3 года назад

Considering the wide variety of things tax money is spent on, I'd say producing green energy is one of the best possibilities. Government grant guy is doing great

@S1ipperyJim 3 года назад

I like to call this strategy the Bezos approach

@linkhidalgogato 3 года назад

nah the Bezos approach would be if ur parents were rich and u got to start with half a million dollars and only then u started stealing from the people while also treating ur workers like they arent human

@dcklein85 3 года назад

You did it!

@purpleblah2 3 года назад

You pay so little in federal taxes, they actually pay YOU.

@wilihey1425 3 года назад

0 COSTS AND 0 HUMAN RIGHTS FOR MAXIMUM PROFIT

@dereinzigwahreRahl 3 года назад

@konluci_4 It's about as possible to be self-made as it is possible to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

@OriginalBear 3 года назад

Little did we know it was actually AA who was the Accountant, stuck alone in an office having nothing to do but read the financial report. Truly it is a hell of his own design.

@theosurname6101 2 года назад

*He* is the prisoner !!!

@casianvulpe2055 Год назад

AA anti air

@waldo2543 2 года назад

I am simply amazed by the fact the prison had no prisoners and there where still riots

@fridaesr8724 4 месяца назад

those workers and trees were really upset :0

@pointynoodle 3 года назад

This feels like what “grind/hustle” accounts think making money is like

@beau9334 3 года назад

“Would you rather get 1 million at once or $50 a month for the rest of your life? I’d take the $50, that’s passive income. Guess I’m built different”

@PunicLunatic 3 года назад

@@beau9334if you put 1 million in a savings account that would be $10,000 a year in interest so yeah you're built different.

@pointynoodle 3 года назад

@@beau9334 Where is this quote from?

@beau9334 3 года назад

@@pointynoodle some Twitter post my friend sent me

@beau9334 3 года назад

@@pointynoodle side king hustle on twitter

@tinfoilhat3268 3 года назад

Jesus those worker sounds will haunt me

@theeguy9022 2 года назад

Ugghhh mmmm nggn

@aandyherr817 2 года назад

wooh uhhh... thats why I dont get close to the workers.

@iamnotawesome227 3 года назад

Prison architect needs a minotaur add-on so you can build a labyrinth and prisoners can do their best to escape.

@roihanfaiz4820 3 года назад

He literally turn this into power plant architect at this point

@coolsans5097 2 года назад

I wanna see a game like prison architect but powerplant It'd be cool

@kuva Год назад

now thats a game i'd play

@BierBart12 Год назад

Feels like it'd need some spice to be interesting, though. Like managing a power plant in a post-apocalyptic society

@TerrorLTZ 3 года назад

Tried to do Tax evasion... The gardener: And thats the time to introduce myself.

@approximateCognition 3 года назад

Ah, yes, my 14th favourite game. *Architect*

@Mekose 3 года назад

I started watching your long Zomboid videos about 2 years ago and I'm amazed how much this channel and your style and skill has grown. The editing, the shtick, the concise but entertaining videos; it's *chef's kiss*. You've honed a very unique presentation and personality for your videos and I love it.

@ambiguousamphibian 3 года назад

Why thanks, my friend! :)

@kimberlyshirley7823 3 года назад

I love your style of editing and commentary, man. It's always a joy to watch, no matter the game, and often feels like an experience, not just a video.

@ambiguousamphibian 3 года назад

Much appreciated!

@someguy4384 2 года назад

I like how you took the Amazon strategy to your employee. Better wages? Nah. Better working conditions? Heck no! Your worker just needed a room to have a mental breakdown in. And by golly you gave it to him. I salute you.

@oberreden 3 года назад

Your channel has gotten exponentially better over the last 12 months. Literally the only channel who's videos I yearn for

@ambiguousamphibian 3 года назад

Thanks very much! :)

@mattgreen7692 Год назад

"How can I start with literally nothing and get myself into a positive feedback loop of using borrowed money to borrow more money infinitely until I hit a ceiling and the bubble pops?" Prison Architect became Global Financial System Architect real fast.

@jamierippingale741 3 года назад

Rimmy isorrow and now mr dolphin him self all doing prison architect epic

@AricShadowDragon 3 года назад

That worker had...a load of fun with that...wood...ok I'm done XD

@davewhispers7720 2 года назад

Tourist: Woah you guys have a great green energy project going on here Tour guide: Yeah naw that's a prison.

@tomm8218 3 года назад

I think in all that ecstasies you forgot the actual prison, but then I remember that gardener

@brutalbri1793 3 года назад

***TAX EVASION*** Got me good.

@draider6211 3 года назад

Ludwig7

@thesithelite9677 3 года назад

I like how he keeps saying it's a shady green energy plant but this is legit how they run in real life

@focalpoint._ 2 года назад

The way this guy talks makes me think he’s a Bond villain, and honestly that fits pretty well. “The world exploited me, now I will exploit the world!”

@Thelone1986 3 года назад

Ah yes, good ol' Monastery Simulator, oh wait...

@michaelcarter3149 3 года назад

Ahh the McAfee strategy. Already know how this episode is going to end...

@magusperde365 2 года назад

He will go insane ?

@WowieZowie123 2 года назад

"insane man opens green farm behind jail while avoided tax"

@is0lated 3 года назад

I love how AA goes from eco friendly to eco terrorist in this video.

@CaptainKupo Год назад

love how this starts so cleanly and then starts to completely fall apart

@quinnlee-miller9792 2 года назад

I feel like this game is meant to show how for profit prisons are insane

@lightlayagajoie5739 2 года назад

I thought it was green energy

@Chanicle 3 года назад

i definitely love these kinds of weird ass videos from you, where you're just having fun trying a random thing. don't worry about if they're short or not, they're always a treat from you.

@StellariumSound 3 года назад

America: "Write that down! Write that down!"

@HermitRunner 3 года назад

10:00 I like that AA says install the trees like they aren’t a living being anymore xD

@sebby324 2 года назад

I mean most trees are not considered as living beings in real life despite the fact they are a living organism

@epichero0085 3 года назад

dude, the editing this video was awesome plz keep it like that! :)

@ambiguousamphibian 3 года назад

Thanks, my friend!

@Gustavsen777 3 года назад

@@ambiguousamphibian are you using a bot voice generator? Or is it your own voice?

@trollazord5869 2 года назад

@@Gustavsen777 LOL its his voice

@yungdungpie951 3 года назад

I have already avoided paying for the dlc through the use of legal, ethical google dropbox links that I stumble across, but I shall use the link regardless you funny philosopher man

@the-letter_s 3 года назад

"stumble upon" yarr matey, i too find meself stumblin upon torrent links on the regular

@ThePunisher0995 3 года назад

Poirets of the world unite!

@Slada1 Год назад

The game sadly got worse after Paradox acquired it :(

@ShaqNasty557 Год назад

@@Slada1 It's actually morally correct to 'Try for free' Paradox games considering the sheer amount of DLC you have to buy for each individual game. That's alot of cheeseburgers you could buy using that money

@ilikemusic5440 3 года назад

I love the excessive lengths AA will go to all for our amusement. It’s like he’s challenging us to not be entertained! Magnificent

@DesertCookie 2 года назад

It would've been so easy for you to make an export room to have the logs sold automatically... yet you didn't. What a determination!

@MrSlosh 3 года назад

The style and editing on this one felt very 'Martincitopants' and I loved it.

@takebacktheholyland9306 2 года назад

They're both very hilarious frogs so It's a win-win

@jollytosty 3 года назад

Quality game, Quality story, Quality frogman

@jacobhenn1504 3 года назад

Oh man, I just dumped 5 hours into this game last night! What perfect timing. Also, you don't need to sell each log individually. There is an "Export" room that works like the delivery room, but the opposite, which will sell logs and other products for you.

@ambiguousamphibian 3 года назад

Ah thanks! I was wondering about that

@jacobhenn1504 3 года назад

@@ambiguousamphibian Yeah I was running real low on cash as well and I noticed you could sell the logs, and was selling them individually exactly how you were, but thought to myself "There has got to be a better way to do this, this is agonizing" and looked it up lmao

@aandyherr817 2 года назад

@@jacobhenn1504 Generally speaking, If no one else is capable/able to do said work outside of guard specific things I think the Yellow vest workmen will literally carry dead bodies to herses lol they basically do it all as far as moving items around... so you DON'T need a gardner if I'm not mistaken unless it's changed. I usually have a full roaster of staff, so workmen usually don't have to do any of that. Truck delivery drivers will also unload trucks automatically slowly to prevent back-up in game, and it helps cut back from workmen's jobs. time to exploit!

@mrlegodude96alt2 3 года назад

"Paradox has added so many dlcs" is a heck of a quote

@kristofermccormack6 2 года назад

Bringing a whole new shadier meaning to green scheme

@generalrubbish9513 2 года назад

"I'm going to pay him less in the end... but if we give him TV and a couch, he'll be distracted enough that he won't care." Local amphibian singlehandedly invents 21st century neoliberalism

@zachb1706 2 года назад

Yeah because wages are definitely going down.

@Kvitebjorn257 2 года назад

@@zachb1706 well inflation sure as shit ain't

@DudeTheMighty Год назад

@@zachb1706 Rising wages don't count if inflations is rising faster, my dude.

@zachb1706 Год назад

@@DudeTheMighty well wages have been stable with inflation for a while. Of course this year, with the extreme inflation we've seen will probably result in lower wages - but in the years to come I expect very minimal inflation similar to 2009 and 2010

@siljorfag 2 года назад

20 USD per day, in a full month of work (no resting days) is about 600 USD per month, which is about 4 times the minimal salary in Argentina :')... that accountant would be filthy rich living in Buenos Aires (I'm from Argentina heh)

@hazukichanx408 2 года назад

The difference being that the cost of rent, food and other necessities is probably a bit lower in Argentina as well... if only because asking more than people have is a good way to ensure a complete lack of customers. There is the danger of a lot of the economy being geared toward providing for the rich while ignoring the people who produce everything, of course, but then that problem also exists in most wealthier countries as well.

@defective6811 2 года назад

The other lumberjacks make fun of me when I refer to it as disassembling the trees.

@Issicra Год назад

His scorn for the gardeners makes me chuckle

@nerfmodderguy217 3 года назад

That stutter when you were referencing spiffing Brit killed me with laughter XD

@TheSkulleh 3 года назад

Seeing the thumbnail and the start of the title I expected the rest of it to claim PA to be perfectly balanced with no exploits whatsoever.

@ianhammock4564 2 года назад

"Loan approval is laughably easy in this world, and everyone just accepts low wage. It's like 2008 all over again." Didn't expect social commentary in this video, but ngl it was pretty funny.

@z0orb 3 года назад

you only need 6 (or was it 7?) of the hybrid wind, solar energy thing to fully cap electric export for a day if you completed all the award/grant thingy for green incentive

@maxwell_edison 2 года назад

okay so, with cell quality being added so long ago, I came up with an interesting mod idea - Someone could likely convert Prison Architect into Hotel Architect, with prisoners sentences being converted into short "hotel days".

@wastedrhino4776 3 года назад

Lol at the beginning it was you working as a janitor and the prison was something you saved up for

@PrincessPeriodFart Год назад

ambiguousamphibian: I will hire more workmen because I value my time Also ambiguousamphibian: I'm gonna start the game with no money so I can spend an hour passively acquiring the same amount of money I would have started with.

@willjoyce5013 Год назад

I like that the accountant in essence decided to pay themselves less as they handle it

@trash_atlife2439 3 года назад

So much thought was put into the intro. *Hello* So simple yet it brings a smile when i hear it

@RooSerena 3 года назад

Ah yes Bernie Madoff used those tax strategy's but it turns out insider trading in prison is very different

@RandomHandleLol1738 3 года назад

I enjoy this new style of editing

@hazukichanx408 2 года назад

Prison Architect... without the prison and most of the architecture, as well as without the starting cash. Truly, you are the premier youtuber I can think of when it comes to role-playing some narrative into single-player games. I have a cool friend who got me into doing that, incidentally. You remind me of that cool friend. Have a good one!

@clarkedawe3464 3 года назад

From that intro I got the impression you despise paradox

@UncleWermus 3 года назад

Thank you for introducing me to Maurice Pavel's Bolero.

@ambiguousamphibian 3 года назад

Ah culture +1

@sindicta5757 2 года назад

This channel is like greystillplays but with depression. I love it.

@gamesthatiplay9083 2 года назад

Speaking of 2008 and borrowing $250k, my friend working somewhere for like $6.50 an hour was able to get that big of a loan for a house. Then later that year the bank crash happened.

@kingfroggo5155 3 года назад

Man AA I’m loving this new editing style keep up the good work

@ambiguousamphibian 3 года назад

Thanks King

@kingfroggo5155 3 года назад

@@ambiguousamphibian btw I wish you a great day

@narutosayan9925 2 года назад

It somewhat reminds me of "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER"

@sexyxenomorph 3 года назад

Honestly, I feel like paradox ruined Prison Architect. They put in their own luncher within Steam which sucks, it constantly bombards you with ads for the DLC if you don't have it, some of the DLC adds hardly anything or stuff that was planned for the base game anyway. It just feels like the EA guide to business. It's a good game but not because of anything they did, inherited then squandered it all away for money off of the backs of others.

@lightlayagajoie5739 2 года назад

It's also a rather flawed game because there is no real challenge or goals. And instead of fixing that they oversaturated the game with junk.

@JohnThrax555 2 года назад

Bro this is awesome, i love watching these in the daytime and at night your voice just puts me too sleep lol. Best of both worlds

@jackofall2305 2 года назад

As working in a state prison for over 10 years I will say that Admin staff would angrily pace around woth clip boards and some how got congratulated by the commissioner and promoted for line staff doing all the work to make things happen. Pretty solid take on the government

@zangetsudx1 3 года назад

Sad thing is, this video shows how the Government actually operates.

@formanmills8211 3 года назад

Big McThankies from McSpankies dude, really appreciate shouting out our restaurant on your streaming platform. Be sure to check us out in Retroville, and we have another location opening up in Townsville next year. It's all thanks to our hardest working employee, Skeet. Although he's much better than your gardener, he never complained about pay cuts

@redphantom6643 2 года назад

amphibian: we're gonna hire more workman, because i value my time. also amphibian: 2:02

@greydeckard2242 2 года назад

I love your humor with all the energy of automated speech 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@vanessathomas9641 2 года назад

This has got to be the most accurate and realistic "how to get rich" video I've ever seen

@Mimirai 2 года назад

Is it just me or is his voice somewhat similiar to Sseth's voice? Like, slightly less deeper, but... The way ambiguousamphibian plays his games... It's brilliant.

@snajker6738 2 года назад

ambiguousamphibian:i value my time also ambiguousamphibian: waits an hour to get some money

@kapturethebacon4922 3 года назад

These videos are truly a surreal paradise

@NihilistViking 2 года назад

I really wish I could like this more than once. This is so gold I almost died laughing

@lightlayagajoie5739 2 года назад

You really can. You only have one account? I am not saying liking more than once is...meaningful. I'm just saying that you can.

@Cobenop 3 года назад

If all of you dont know ambiguous amphibian had a twitch and also an alternate youtube showing vods. Im just a fan but I wish somebody told me this earlier so here it is. Good luck amphibian brothers.

@Aquaudio320 Год назад

Great video and show of how with a little but of work no prisoners are needed

@JayEmGe Год назад

1. Max out prisoner intake 2. Build just one holding cell, open it up. 3. Build guard towers surrounding the cell. 4. Initiate shoot to kill. 5. Profit.