Building an Unethical Pig Farm in Minecraft 

Yes

OSHA: so this is humane right? Diffy: it’s just a little trolling and tomfoolery

"I cleared all of the pollution, but don't worry we're gonna put it back." Really one of the lines of all time.

We love you (Now go back in the basement)

The design is very human

Mooooom, Brian is building gas chambers in our minecraft world again!

You can add a fan to the back of the pig... creator... to push the baby pigs on the conveyor belt!

Dude! Sup from Austria 🇦🇹! I'm a beginning artist and I find your concept really inspiring! The process of the "pigs" being "unalived" by all sorts of "gases"... I'm not familiar with this game... How is it called... Mine... Mein... Not sure, but I even want to write a book!

It is good to see you back. It isn't so good for those poor pigs...

4:26 bro built a gas chamber

the vegan teacher would love this farm

Another Diffy classic

Diffy never fails to do the unethnical things in Minecraft

As a german, i am very proud of you for embracing our 1940 traditions

the fact that this is probably still more ethical than the farms i build in create survival should tell you a lot about what you can do with said mod

Can you please feed me You’ve locked me in you’re basement for 4 months

now do an ethical pig farm filled with villagers in cop uniforms

so we are not gonna talk about the pig in the intro 0:04

He has blessed us again with more terrorizum

I have a few suggestions for the Diffy Experience mod: Egg: this mob looks like a dragon egg, but red, bigger, with legs, and greg face, it doesn't attack on its own, instead it spawns an insane amount of Gregs. Hreg: looks like Greg, but pink and with a cute happy expression, he has less health than Greg, but insane regeneration. Zreg: Looks like Greg, but is black, and with a crazier expression, he acts like Treg, but instead of making a horribly loud sound, he creates epileptic screen flashing. Qreg: looks like Breg but is orange, acts like Breg but gives the player insanely difficult quests such as 27 stacks of cactus or a stack of netherite ingots, if the player does not manage to complete the quest within +- 20 minutes then Qreg will attack him. you can get a neutral ending if you banish Qreg to the underworld (Qreg's soul can be crafted from four Greg souls and a bucket of water). ?reg: looks like a greg, but is white and has no face, it follows the player but does not attack, and has a very high amount of health. Meg: a Greg with a pink bow on its head. That’s the only difference, aside from like a higher pitched noise. Baby Greg: Greg, but smaller and faster. Sreg: greg but with vanilla spider model, and he can climb walls. Xreg: looks like a large black cube on four legs, with red eyes and a smile, it slowly moves towards the player and deals massive damage, it has high health and armor, he also explodes when he dies. Vreg: Its greg but purple, and his mechanic is his large hands that he fucking slaps you with, dealing very strong knockback. he has a little more health than greg, He drops his thumb and soul if he is killed. You can add his thumb and Hreg's Soul, Qreg's soul, Meg's bow, Sreg's leg and Egg's shell to gauntlet of Greg to make gauntlet of Greg 2.0. It's the same thing but slightly better, like a very little difference but it's noticeable. Also if you banish him, you get the horrible person ending and you get hunted by all egs forever cause Vreg is a nice dude and he donated 100000 minecoinsto charity. Everyone loves him, even Breg and Qreg. New toolset: Greg's tools, they are crafted from culminations of Greg, and have the lowest stats in the game. Breg's Potion: brewed at the brewing stand from Breg's soul, upon drinking it, the player will have "Breg's curse" and a ton of Breg's tutorial pages will flood the players screen. Another new item: it can be crafted from gauntlet of Greg 2.0, cullmination of Greg, cullmination of Breg, cullmination of Qreg, cullmination of Freg, and cullmination of Vreg. this is a new weapon called Greg.god (it is completely useless). New Achievement: "Classic Breg Supporter Sidequest" completed when you banish Freg to the Underworld. You also should add an "are you sure?" screen after every breg popup. i know he kills you if you say he wasnt helpful, so if you say no and then click yes, he should still kill you- and pressing no on the are you sure screen should bring you back to the previous one. also maybe this as well: some of the breg popups are about the vanilla features, but theyre all lies or about things that dont exist, so the player has no idea whats real or not. I would also like to see improvements to the Greg dimension,to make it feel more chaotic, for example: adding lakes of Breg blocks, trees of Freg blocks, floating islands of Greg blocks and obsidian, and random floating Greg, Freg, and Breg blocks. also need to make Greg variants (such as Freg, Treg, Preg, etc.) will spawn there.

This is truly the greatest pig farm of all time

We commitin war crimes with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥

9:35 Congrats on successfully inventing carbon capture technology

Ahhh the good old days, fell like the 39s-45s

Bro made a gas chamber on minecraft

This is what PETA thinks pig farms are like (though honestly I'm pretty sure this would just knock them out before it kills them, so its probably pretty painless, I think at least)

bro did the piggocaust 💀

0:04 nah poor pig 'bout to get violated 💀💀💀

BTW. You could improve the design a bit. Here are some ideas. *main room* (and the maintenance room below) Chang the floor to solide stone and only a fence like every 2 blocks. The pollution would need a pipe system to get injected into the main room. Just build a bigger room below and seal this one thight. The pollution will find a way thought the holes. Or build actual 1x1 pipes leading up with a kind of 'pollution collection construction' (funnel) below the main unalive room. By that, you would improve the functionality of the main room and method while reducing the risk of falling to zero. *The conveyor belt transporting system* The conveyor belt design could be improved by adding a small drop tunnel and a small flat conveyor belt 'road'. Basically, build the conveyor belt 3 blocks above the main room floor, add a small flat conveyor belt that goes for 5 blocks. The drop on the end of this needs to be the width of the conveyor belt times 2 blocks depth. In the case of the video a outline of 2 (depth) x 3 (height) x 3 (width). Then you create a water stream where the last 3 phases/blocks are used to push the pig into the main room. The hole where the pigs get pushed into the main room should be 3 x 1 to prevent the pollution to flow out. *why the standard water collection don't work here (my thought)* The problem of your design is that water and pollution blocks cannot be in the same spot. This neither means that the pollution block getting forched into transforming into an item or the water getting forced. Its a 50/50 chance which on of them get forced into item existing but with the fact that the pollution blocks have infinite otheres to replace the ones the game forced into items, while the water exists only one time. This will break the system at some time. The only way of preventing this is to have a pre-placed water source so the game does not do the dice roll which one get forced away. The water already takes the place. So the small water stream describe before should work. *alternate design of the conveyor belt transporting system* You could completely remove the 5 bloks long flat conveyor belt and do a drop design right after the upwards conveyor belt (that pushes the pigs up) ends. Just do the same water stream design like in the text above, but put the source directly under the block where the upcomming conveyor belt ends, maybe even cover it up with a trapdoor or just any block to prevent the pigs from swimming there. The water stream pushes the pigs automatically into the main room. I honestly hope I could describe the design good enough to deliver the idea. I'm not a narrative English speaker. So sorry if something isn't right grammatically or has a simple typo. I maybe could come up with a idea to automate the item collection in the future.

you know its a good day when @DiffyMC posts a video

Diffy never fails to reenact human tragedies in minecraft and using pigs

good now do it with *cows* edit: and radiation to keep them healthy

this video is even better when you realize it applies to real life!

What do you mean this isnt osha approved? What do you mean I'm being investigated by the CIA for horrific working conditions? What do you mean I'm getting sued because my workers keep getting cancer? What do you mean my lawyers are currently crying in the corner?

hmmm... history likes to repeat itself... I should be offended because I'm from Poland and... you know... but I like dark humor

Diffy does it again.

Bacon factory 3000 💀

mmm yummy, gonna ask my Jewish friend if he want some.

Also use Industrial foregoing (if it is for your version), it has a Baby separator (when it detects a baby mob, for example, after breeding, it puts it on the other side)

5:33 the oak fence has a bigger hit box than the obsidian so the pig were inside the hit box of the fence so they clipped through, or they all fell through the gaps between the oak fences

4:18 Great job, you accidentally proved that pollution doesn't kill anyone. _Now_ how can we stop Big Business?

Love that intro, might need more greg tho

I will feed all the pigs to my beautiful friend Greg We all love, Greg

So, uh, one major issue that completely breaks this farm, even if we ignore the fact that you could have just had the pollution generators directly inside the gas chamber…. Baby pigs, at the time of writing, like most premature passive mobs…they don’t drop anything. You would need to have the babies mature before fumigating them, or the farm would outright produce nothing. And without player intervention via feeding them, it takes about twenty minutes in real time for a baby mob to mature. So at the very least, you would need to add a middle chamber that would let them grow up and then filter the adults through. Villager breeders in particular sometimes use a water block stationed over this maturing section so the villager children will remain below it, but upon growing up, their head is submerged and they attempt to travel to the surface, and therefore pass through the overhead water, leading into the next section. But idk about how to filter adult pigs.

A merg character/mob in the diffy mod merg has the ability to clear inventory of any player she hits and she's spawn rate is at least common as possible

Why would someone pollute for fun anyway? Allow me to introduce you to DiffyNC

There used to be a mod that allowed you to turn the pigs to liquid meat. You should install that and start throwing pigs into grinders and make hot dogs.

MORE GREG.JAR. I NEED GGREG.

All the auto food farm creators are shaking in their boots from this genius.

5:41 fences are one and a half blocks high and they were like half a block below where the "floor" height is, making them not collide with the fence's top side and just fall through it

the darkest part of this video is that's actually how some pigs are killed lol

I love diffies style of youtube videos, its just basically “I got bored and decided to do something weird.”8

bro made that pig farm like it was the final solution of farming 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Its 2 am, why am i watching a dude trying to make a pig gas chamber in minecraft, anyways nice video, managed to make me entertained the whole time

This is too ethical

I was gonna build like a fucking farm here, Diffy, AND YOU BUILT AUSCHWITZ

cooking with freg

Make it so gregs can tunnel through blocks, or bred

All pigs were harmed in the making of this video

Idea: sreg a greg that multiplies when killed and dose 0 damage but high knockback and plays bad annoying loud amogus sounds

Yooooo this shit fire.......literály 🤟😂🔥

Thank you for fueling my bloodlust

My Argentinian grandfather really liked this pig farm design

diffy be like: who needs morals? not me

I love the L intro (: also nice way for curing global hunger

"This is a great solution." I wonder vhere i heard that from before...

Imagine the chaos of Greg and Breg 2

this is one of the best videos I have seen in a long time

This is the most German pig farm I have seen in a while

the entire pig source code: if damage: run() id potato.given: breed() move_random_position[0-6] = random_time[5500]

Did you just use the Pokémon Firered/Leafgreen Elite 4 battle theme when you first use leafs to gas a pig?

i am a firm believer that diffy is the reincarnation of boffy. i mean think about it... they both make extremely sadistic videos they both have a 5-letter name that ends in "ffy" they both make minecraft content they both play strange mods they both swear a lot LORE????????????

too much pollution? never heard of her!

Thank god there’s no Minecraft Upton Sinclair

Bros gonna build austwich one day 💀

He gassed them like the way that austrian man did with some poor " juice "

Diffy, instead pf wadur, use fans, so the porkchops go to the hoppers.

This Happens All The Time. Earth Became A Litteral Hell 100 Years Ago When FactoryFarming Started.

Exams starting on March that is kind of important and then infinitely free time after? Same. Ig then I can binge watch all your videos

Gotta love the diffy experience

"Aah, time to tuck in to some delicious pork chops!" *dies from pollution*

Day 2 of asking DiffyMC to Play/Record Him Playing Tektopia (slavery mod 2.0 basically)

Diffy while commiting crimes against pigkind: Ü

i though you gonna use create and immersive engineering

Finally, I can make a working Pig Farm. Thanks for the help!

YAY PIG FARM noe next video i want to see your search history BUT IN MINECRAFT

Next step is a farm that uses radiation poisoning

Ah, the staple of Minecraft, the oldest trick in the book, the Pollution pig farm.

GLIB GLORB (please save me from the basement)

Diffy's gonna be Incarcerated for Second Rate Shaboingery

wait a minute this mod is one step of turning minecraft into factorio

you are the underrated of the underrated. No words :)

Sreg a greg that multiplies when killed and dose 0 damage but high knockback and constantly makes a loud annoying sound and is a bit rare

blud has done cooked us up a meal

the farm is giveing Germany 1941 vibes idk why tho

11:36 12:23 this had me 1 minute laughing so hard it looks so wrong 😂

Something that truly brought me back to this channel

You should try playing Minecraft Better Than Wolves

fences are 1.5 blocks tall its like there is a slab on them. When the water is over 0.5 blocks tall the items flow, when it is less, they dont.

i feel this is how the saw got started