Burning All the Rice - The Headgum Podcast - 163 

This is exactly like watching barbie and Oppenheimer at the same time. Lots of powerful women and Geoff nuking the flow of conversation

Rice this, rice that. When is Geoff going to rice to the occasion and shine?

Okay honestly this is a top-tenner, the energy is perfect. Shout out to Emma who looks at Geoff like she's planning his disappearance from minute 1

The OG line of "365 Degrees" was changed to "365 burned specks". He took a lyric already about a high temperature that would burn rice and made it about how much rice is there, in a song about burning rice. This has ruined my weekend.

allie is so funny she needs her own podcast

An absolute all-star cast, soured by Geoffrey's mere presence

All of them openly laughing when he says he wants to be involved in decision making was gold.

this girl squad is slaying :') best ep in a while! Geoff have u heard of betterhelp

I'm sorry but the energy on this is magnificent. This is the best episode of THP ever created and that's on BOUBA KIKI

Marika is a starch industry nepo baby!?! This explains nothing.

Marika's dad's shirt said "Rice is Life", as per episode 83 where you discussed him wearing it on the Today Show. Epic shirt, btw.

Allie's laugh is very contagious

The only podcast that can darken the brightness of Fridays. Somebody file an injunction or something. A class action for a class act, of sorts.

This was the perfect group of guests

Regarding 47:45, this was actually one of my fav episodes! Idk if I'm alone on this, but I actually like when everyone gets along💁🏻‍♀ Especially with a cast as great as this one! I do also like it when Geoff is antagonistic-- the only times it doesn't work for me is when it seems like the guests are trying to have a bad time

Can't state enough how much Geoff deserved this

Finally Geoffrey is put in his place.

Geoff is behaving like a first grade boy trying to impress the girl(s) he likes

"let's start with Emma, as if I was reading a book" I mean cmon now Geoff you made me snurtle out loud and that is a snort and a chuckle.

All women episode! 1 minute in and we're all ganging up on Geoff 😂

This energy, this... this... joy. All of the women were be joy and made me get wise. Petition to have all four become permanent hosts of the podcast and thus Geoff ceases and desists (I'm a representative of ReJoy [I'm not actually]).

//Burning All The Rice - 26:38 // 🔥🍚🔥 Ah, watch out! You might carbonize jasmin. Parboiled, Grains that are for scorching. The con-sis-ten-cy of sand. Burning all the rice! Scald scraps, Wait ‘til the wok gets nasty. Singed sand, You’ll need angioplasty. There has got to be fish sauce. Charring all the grains! Here’s your Bamba, char the grains Time for ODin’ on soy. Long grain white rice is here. Flamed enough but not too much, Cauterized grains sear thus. Imagine beaches of rice. Ah, all scorched! Hey, you might need some hoisin! OMSB, Anything else is poison. Three hundred sixty-five burnt specs. Burning all the rice! 🔥🍚🔥

I'm sick of this podcast's shameless promotion of critical rice theory

I can imagine Geoff burning the midnight rice coming up with these songs

Marika: my queen Allie: my princess Anya: my liege Emma: my empress Geoff: myopia

I've watched so many episode's of this show and I've never heard Geoff say "Be Joy", but I am aware of the running joke of Joy

Pod is on an insane hot streak latelt, brava

another girls ep, my favorite kind. geoff's absolute bewilderment at the energy in the room shows that he is not a girls girl. he wasn't the only guy in a female friend group in high school and it shows.

I love how most of the episode has a chill pace, and then the ending ramps up out of nowhere-great ep!

This show is so dang funny 😂😂 Geoff lets the joison flow

This has been my favorite episode of the podcast of all time. I enjoy Geoff having to CATCH himself.

Geoff has better energy when he’s in a remote location, headgum pls force him to isolate 🎉🎉☮️☯️🕉☢️

VENMO EMMA ANYA ALLIE AND MARIKA FOR GIRL DINNER

“Geoffrey on the Street” is an absolute goldmine waiting to happen. Think of the TikTok virality behind that

One of the episodes where I actually laughed out loud. Love the energy from the girls especially Anya and Allie. Of course Josh tried to sour it but thankfully to no avail. Whoever pitched to put his ass behind the desk is a genius

See, it doesn’t really matter what Geoffrey pulled these women or for use of a better word, victims, away from. Because at the end of the day there is nothing that matters less in this infinite universe than this show. It has barely a leg to stand on (Geoff’s horrendously thin thankles or otherwise). Keep up the great work.

This is the first ep of the headgum podcast I've ever considered rewatching. I wouldn't, obviously, but I did consider.

Jeff has never seen this many women before.

This was like watching a little boy being bullied by a group of popular girls in his class. This likely mirrors Geoff’s real life struggles in school, because as we all know, girls mature faster at that age and are naturally taller and stronger. Also Geoff's ankles were brittle and thin; absolutely made of sand.

I live for Geoff's songs that are joy.

BURNED RICE IS A CRUTCH

this is my favorite podcast somehow

This was a fucking excellent episode. It works so well when everyone else brings the heat, and it's not just Geoff setting the house on fire.

Love all these ladies, great to have so many back on the show!

Anya’s wrong, this is the best HG podcast by char

energy in this episode is off the charts good. loved it

Allie's delivery of "spoiler alert, the show's been out for twenty fuckin years" and Anya's delivery of "I thought I was a surgeon but I'm not and she LEAVES" live rent free in my brain. I'll be at work doing my little tasks and that'll be playing on a loop in my head. Absolute moment.

This is such a good episode. Please have this line up again in the future

Phenomenal ep, an absolute all timer

Such a good vibe, they seemed like they were having such fun and/or his expense

One of my favourite episodes of show so far! Perfect vibe, perfect guests!

easily one of the best episodes.... ever? It felt like Geoff was truly, for lack of a better term, Humbled to feel that that that Joy of this episode/it all

I love this dynamic so much. More of this.

Why do Emma and Geoff have genuine chemistry

57:27 is hilarious

This was a great episode.

Scald sand, then call it rice thereafter Ooo baby Braised grains are what we're after There has got to be a new host for this show FIRE GEOFFRY JAMES

This is a roasting of Geoff, of sorts! Fun ep.

Anya is stunning

Geoff is the little brother who wanders into his sisters slumber party and they take that opportunity to bully the fucker.

Anya is so Mommy-heimer

Top 5 episode, keeping it one hundred!

I want a live performance of All of the Rice when you go on tour!

Geoff is a generational talent and I will die on this hill

This is such a good episode 😂

I think Geoff should have to be interrogated by 4 women on this podcast every week honestly

Geoff only talks about rice so much because he's bitter about getting knocked back by the Bread Lounge.

Best episode in a while 🤙

Also i love headgum so much but you simply must start subtitling your RU-vid videos 😭 not just for accessibility which is reason enough but also just for general comprehensibility of overlapping dialogue like this

hyper sleepover vibes

Everyone is like laughing at Geoff's jokes. I really didn't appreciate it.

GOAT ep tbh

overlapping dialogue 👏👏

There was a missed opportunity about soy poison being called ‘soison’ but the rest of the show was fine I guess

36:56 made my heart stop for a moment out of excitement 🫀

good ep

Only girl in the world would’ve made my day rice-ified

this is the best episode that has Never been. and i say that with reverence.

38:19 Geoff's reaction to Allie 😂

Burning all the Rice is your best one yet Geoff

Omsby. Anything else is poison! 27:54

The pause at 17:57 … Comedy is all about the silence between the jokes

Best rice song yet

im PISSED anya brought up how toxic i was about her talking over jif’s parody before. she wouldn’t interrupt beethoven in the bottom of the 9th but she’ll lambast joff? not on my watch. or the one gorf is selling

26:38 (for my rice-based geoff playlist)

the all women episodes are the best and just like me (youngest of 3 older sisters) is where Geoff is at his best self

Being at a premium means it’s necessity gives it value, implying you lack it, which makes sense

Riley looks pretty different these days

im rife with rice and that will suffice

This was a great episode despite the fact that the hero of the story (Amir) was missing because the villain (Geoff) got taken down a peg(ging or otherwise)

theres something so funny about geoff being a disembodied voice for most of the pod while the camera is on the women and then cutting to his smug face whenever he does a mediocre word play

I ❤ Emma

yasss the Sadie Hawkins episode

Can we have this lineup again please? Allie is my star, my shining light in these chine times

We're gettin into GRITZ with this one boys 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

David Byrne-ing all the Rice

Hate to say it but Geoffs energy today was sand

Geoff: "Ive been trying to find my tiny tim" also "replenith"

They do another long live stream you know this group needs to be reassembled

Geoff needs to tell us where he got his shirt, because wow