Greetings, and congratulations, Captain! If you’re seeing this, that means your Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator, or “EVE probe,” has returned from Earth with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis! That’s right-- it means it’s time to go back home!
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Imagine how scary this would've been when you saw it in theaters. Like you're waiting for a post-credits scene so you sit through the whole credits just for this eerie tune to play and fade to black. The worst part is you're completely alone since everyone already left. (unless there are custodians, then I'd be surprised they haven't kicked you out yet.)
Greetings! And congratulations, Captain! If you're seeing this, that means your Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator, or "EVE" probe, has returned from Earth with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis! That's right, it means it's time to go back home! Now that Earth has been restored to a life-sustaining status, by golly, we can begin Operation: Recolonize! Simply follow this manual's instructions to place the plant in your ship's hollow detector, and the Axiom will immediately navigate your return to Earth. It's that easy! Now, due to the effects of microgravity, you and your passengers may have suffered some…slight bone loss. But I'm sure a few laps around the ship's jogging track will get you back in shape in no time! If you have any further questions, just consult your Operation Manual. See ya back home real soon!
Greetings, and congratulations, Captain! If you are seeing this, that means your Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator, or "EVE" probe, has returned from Earth with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis! That's right, it means it's time to go back home!
@davidogara1334 Now that Earth has been restored from a life-sustaining status, by golly, we can begin Operation Recolonize! (Wall-E grabs the manual, and hides as he shows it to the Captain.) Simply follow this manual's instructions to place the plant in your ship's Holo Detector, and the Axiom will immediately navigate your return to Earth! It's that easy! Now do to the effects of micro gravity, you and your passengers may have suffered some... slight bone loss. (Chuckles) But I'm sure a few laps around the ship's jogging track will get you back in shape in no time.
it's scary how the company that started with selling yogurt ended up ruling the world and brainwashing all the people. truly sends shivers down your spine
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