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The President's obviously racist tweets were, well, obviously racist.
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@olddogcitypound5859
@olddogcitypound5859 5 лет назад
In my 65 years this is the absolute worst administration I've had to endure. It's time to remove the bonespurs.
@eddieb4960
@eddieb4960 5 лет назад
old dog city pound your generation elected him 🙄
@MightGuy15
@MightGuy15 5 лет назад
I kinda miss the days were when presidents were shady, they at least made an effort to hide it. Watergate and the Iraq war is chump change compared to the corruption this administration is responsible for
@tdsims1963
@tdsims1963 5 лет назад
Tell me about it!!
@richietattersall2122
@richietattersall2122 5 лет назад
I'll be 62 in October and grew up during the Watergate saga. Nixon was a saint and going Heaven in comparison to the B$ Trump is pulling.
@mysteryman7766
@mysteryman7766 5 лет назад
@@MightGuy15 At least with Watergate Nixon was smart enough to resign...
@BNSFGuy4723
@BNSFGuy4723 5 лет назад
*Trump:* "Go back to where you came from!" *Melania:* "I thought you'd never ask, Donald."
@mandufagbemi2131
@mandufagbemi2131 5 лет назад
Bless you
@AmbyJeans
@AmbyJeans 5 лет назад
Mandu Fagbemi Did they sneeze?
@matthartleyjr9180
@matthartleyjr9180 5 лет назад
beautiful
@BNSFGuy4723
@BNSFGuy4723 5 лет назад
@@AmbyJeans , I did indeed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 5 лет назад
Amazing yes 😂
@iVardensphere
@iVardensphere 5 лет назад
Both of AOC'S parents were born in the US. One of Trump's was born in Scotland. Does this technically make her more American than him? 😉
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 5 лет назад
😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹
@AmbyJeans
@AmbyJeans 5 лет назад
By his standards yes
@naota3k
@naota3k 5 лет назад
Yes.
@MsMary957
@MsMary957 5 лет назад
iVardensphere By white supremacist standards, I’d say yes!
@matthartleyjr9180
@matthartleyjr9180 5 лет назад
well the way America rules .... yes it does but the way Trump's goes about things .... no
@shot-gi6mr
@shot-gi6mr 5 лет назад
I've seen times when Trump has been more/less racist and people still said he wasn't, but this is so explicitly racist that if you are still saying that he isn't racist, you have subconciously created your own definition of the word "racist" in an attempt to not be included in it.
@guthax30
@guthax30 5 лет назад
321 shot1000 here's their basic argument: people who hate donald trump are racist against racists! They hate racists which makes them THE MOST racist and therefore THE ONLY racists and therefore a racist cannot be racist because people hate him for being racist! if someone hates you it automatically means they're racist! which makes you not racist! i mean gawd why can't you guys be nice to us racists for a change? what did we do wrong? we've been persecuted for so many years it's so unfair! all these black guys trying to eat and piss around me gaaawwwllll. enough is enuf #racistlivesmattertoo so let's break it down: there's nothing to break down. it's gibberish from beginning to end. it's what the intellectuals used to call "duck-speak". it's not real language it's a placid void of un-logic where your head dips a little upward and you simply recite rhetoric from subconscious memory with no clear connection between one topic and the next.
@tozomona
@tozomona 5 лет назад
People who still deny Trump is a racist...it's because they are racist.
@fidorover
@fidorover 5 лет назад
*_November 3rd, 2020_* America votes decisively to send Donald Trump back to the country club from which he came.
@TheFriendlyTroll
@TheFriendlyTroll 5 лет назад
Nicely done.
@dr.trixiecp5651
@dr.trixiecp5651 5 лет назад
fidorover and the WHOLE WORLD erupts in mass celebration!!!!🎉🎊✨🎶🎊
@twinodoom
@twinodoom 5 лет назад
He was born in prison?
@wf6951
@wf6951 5 лет назад
Flush the turd on November Third 2020!
@merbst
@merbst 5 лет назад
Back to Hell you mean.
@Soonerblake007
@Soonerblake007 5 лет назад
That awkward moment when Ilhan Omar has been a US citizen longer than Melania...
@QuantumPineapple
@QuantumPineapple 5 лет назад
That moment when you realize Ilan Omar has commited immigration fraud...
@orp0piru
@orp0piru 5 лет назад
@Blake B Moment? More like since 1995, 24 years.
@richietattersall2122
@richietattersall2122 5 лет назад
@@QuantumPineapple PROVE IT, or SHUT THE F UP!!!!!
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад
Legit refugee
@nestoralves3050
@nestoralves3050 5 лет назад
That moment when you puppets realize you are all puppets....probably never.
@theosher101
@theosher101 5 лет назад
What?? Stephen is back!! Welcome back my friend.. My days were torture without you sir.. Much love from Jamaica 🇯🇲
@LisaLisa001
@LisaLisa001 5 лет назад
Finally!! Someone who feels my pain!!! I can't stand it when he's gone. Like can they prepare us for this at least 5 weeks in advance? Maybe I could have postponed breaking up with my bf to a time where I would have more mental stimulus to compensate for the deadness inside.
@jeanneeber
@jeanneeber 5 лет назад
L K Same here! It felt like a WITHDRAWAL!
@wanderlust3292
@wanderlust3292 5 лет назад
Same here!
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58 5 лет назад
Word
@s.vanmol-heuvels2812
@s.vanmol-heuvels2812 5 лет назад
Same!
@tineve2002
@tineve2002 5 лет назад
Imagine President Obama saying something similar to what Trump said. The right wing would have ordered his head on a pike apart from impeachment. What an embarrassment of a president. I hope election 2020 changes everything.
@KT-ki8ik
@KT-ki8ik 5 лет назад
Remember when Fox News raged at Obama for ordering his sandwich with Dijon Mustard, and now they're saying "collusion technically isn't against the law"
@bluemoon6380
@bluemoon6380 5 лет назад
Fox faux news is such a joke
@bluemoon6380
@bluemoon6380 5 лет назад
@@Ppep85 you are entitled to your opinion but on some level you have to know that just isn't true
@michelez715
@michelez715 4 года назад
Haven't seen any GOP condemnation of this. Once again, they show what a fundamentally racist party they are.
@jaxonmabry8608
@jaxonmabry8608 4 года назад
evelyn trump 2020 MAGA 😉🙃
@winesap2
@winesap2 5 лет назад
So the person whose slogan is literally a complaint about the US is telling other people they should leave if they don't like it.
@water5000
@water5000 5 лет назад
Huh? What slogan? ..MAGA? MAGA was his slogan before being elected. Now that he's president MAGA has obviously come to fruition.
@GavW316
@GavW316 5 лет назад
@@water5000 he obviously means Trump ran on criticising America (otherwise why would you need to make it great again?) which he now deems "anti American". Also... it coming to fruition is quite frankly hilarious the country is an absolute mess and getting worse due to Trump's policies or lack thereof...
@WorldOfARandomVegan
@WorldOfARandomVegan 5 лет назад
@Winesap2 you're so right.
@SpectatorAlius
@SpectatorAlius 5 лет назад
@@water5000 The only sense in which "MAGA has obvious come to fruition" is "Make America Groan Again"!
@Spwoeowos
@Spwoeowos 5 лет назад
he's proud of this country while these women are suggesting the country was never great and that we're horrible
@peacefulwind6559
@peacefulwind6559 5 лет назад
"These are dark times" and we have Stephen Colbert to brighten it for us.
@redsupersaiyan3120
@redsupersaiyan3120 5 лет назад
Amen to that
@hiiro-xentral3171
@hiiro-xentral3171 5 лет назад
Amen
@bullmoosevelt4495
@bullmoosevelt4495 5 лет назад
Oh yeah, he sure showed the American people the light when he broke down on election night, that totally didn't cause a panic or anything, same can be said about every other media host with a similar job as his.
@andr0oS
@andr0oS 5 лет назад
Huh... still dark. Oh well.
@troelskristensen7448
@troelskristensen7448 5 лет назад
No, the correct answer is, we have AOC, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Presley and Rashida Tlaib to brigthen the dark times. And Trump would never be in office if you didn't have corporate shills like Nancy Pelosi, who uses the issues of sexism, racism and homophobia as diversion, in order not to talk about the root of the problem, which is special interest groups and billionaires, who owns and undermines the democracy of America (including Trump off course). Colbert only mentions "they can't agree". Because the one part is pro-corruption (Pelosi, Trump and their cronies).
@BackyardEpicMovies
@BackyardEpicMovies 5 лет назад
It feels like an age when Colbert is off the air.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
I think we all aged ten years.
@abigailgyamfi8977
@abigailgyamfi8977 5 лет назад
so it wasn't just me who felt like it was forever
@clayoppy689
@clayoppy689 5 лет назад
@@abigailgyamfi8977 I felt empty inside
@thundafromdownunda8340
@thundafromdownunda8340 5 лет назад
I've been binging old shows the last week aye
@thundafromdownunda8340
@thundafromdownunda8340 5 лет назад
@Gidget Trevathon uh huh. Go back to Fox News honey buns
@mhernandez239
@mhernandez239 5 лет назад
I’m so glad Colbert is back. I can’t survive this administration without him!
@thegoat164
@thegoat164 5 лет назад
Colbert is a moron just like you!!! Trump 2020!!! Book It!!!!
@MelodiesForTheSoul
@MelodiesForTheSoul 5 лет назад
I cannot survive Blumpf presidency without [Celebrity Talk Show Host] to tell me how to think!
@miskatonicalumni5612
@miskatonicalumni5612 5 лет назад
Way to go GOP! Letting Trump know there is *NO* limit to what he can say.
@artembentsionov
@artembentsionov 5 лет назад
They’ve always been “party first” rather than “people first”.
@vickirosstudor490
@vickirosstudor490 5 лет назад
Their balls have left the building.
@retnavybrat
@retnavybrat 5 лет назад
@@artembentsionov That can be said of both parties.
@MofongoJones
@MofongoJones 5 лет назад
Oh man, thank God Colbert is back. Those two weeks felt like 2 years.
@franciscafalcon9704
@franciscafalcon9704 5 лет назад
Lol...yes
@thisisnancybot
@thisisnancybot 5 лет назад
Truly doing The Lord’s Work
@jbmlk
@jbmlk 5 лет назад
This reminds me of a Dave chappelle joke..."you ever hear something so racist you don't even get mad, you just go damn that's racist!" Is exactly how i felt
@vickirosstudor490
@vickirosstudor490 5 лет назад
This. Spot on!
@bornagainliars7556
@bornagainliars7556 5 лет назад
Same here. I’m not even shocked anymore.
@briannewsom2439
@briannewsom2439 5 лет назад
jonathan kimbrough Trump didn’t say anything remotely racist. Stop lying And grow up
@OlEgSaS32
@OlEgSaS32 5 лет назад
@@briannewsom2439 telling american citizens to "go back to their country" simy because they are POC and willing to call out his bullshit is pretty racist, its like telling Trump to go back to Germany (as opposed to bringing back 1938 Germany to the US)
@jbmlk
@jbmlk 5 лет назад
@@briannewsom2439 ok bud.
@DeeDee97916
@DeeDee97916 5 лет назад
Thank you Jesus for giving us Stephen Colbert during these dark, crazy times in this country! 🙌🏻🙏🏻 He always makes me laugh. 🤗
@emiliemanes5392
@emiliemanes5392 4 года назад
I agree 💯
@zoomdaddyo
@zoomdaddyo 5 лет назад
"Weak minds and leaders challenge loyalty, to our country, in order to avoid challenging and debating the policy." -Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@rh9793
@rh9793 5 лет назад
I love that you got that quote by her. She truly represents our nation living out the true meaning of its creed. I just love her. Brilliant and bright future for America with leaders like her and the other 3 impressive . No silver spoons in their mouths . It took hard work and commitment
@water5000
@water5000 5 лет назад
@@rh9793 Yes. Isn't she wonderful? Her approval ratings are constantly dropping.
@Gunman610
@Gunman610 5 лет назад
@@water5000 So, you're saying that doing things that are popular is more important than doing things that are right. Interesting hypothesis and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
You know by his attacks that orange Hitler here was convicted.
@nilesbutler8638
@nilesbutler8638 5 лет назад
@@water5000 And the billionaire-controlled propaganda machine that is american media - shooting at her nonstop for years now - has nothing to do with it, I´m sure. Being called an ISIS-sympathiser by the president on national TV has no effect that isnt grounded in real policy. Yeah. So smart.
@quirkyquips9915
@quirkyquips9915 5 лет назад
Go home ex-wife, current wife, the family migration chain. That includes Ivanka, little djt, Eric. Baron, too.
@parkinglotstriping9800
@parkinglotstriping9800 5 лет назад
He don't think about that...
@jayyyzeee6409
@jayyyzeee6409 5 лет назад
Trump's anchor babies.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
Barron is the only one I feel sorry for in all this. I wonder how he'll ever grow up sane.
@AmbyJeans
@AmbyJeans 5 лет назад
Courage Karnga He won't. He'll be just like his father, brothers and sisters
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад
@@jayyyzeee6409 Trump IS an Anchor Baby.
@justaninja1
@justaninja1 5 лет назад
In Texas they would call him "a special kind of stupid".
@sujimtangerines
@sujimtangerines 5 лет назад
Lol, bless his heart...
@Juiczey
@Juiczey 5 лет назад
Really because I last I heard Texas is American as American can get. I will gladly let all of the illegal immigrants that come across the Border in a non point of entry stay in your town just so you could see what it's like. If you're curious you can look up other countries that I've tried to do the same thing and let everybody in and see what happens. FYI look up Germany and in particular Paris France. Do your research you're welcome let me know what you think after you see the kind of chaos that letting anyone and everyone have asylum in your country does. When you get run out of your own home town let me know I might have a tent for you to sleep in my backyard
@Asher_Tye
@Asher_Tye 5 лет назад
@@Juiczey Texan right here. And yes we call Trump a special kind of stupid.
@jlj5487
@jlj5487 5 лет назад
Asher Tye Yes! Temporarily-Out-of-State Texan here! He’s definitely a special kind of stupid.
@marcelvondermassen3262
@marcelvondermassen3262 5 лет назад
@@Juiczey I'm from Germany. We are totally fine here. Crime rate is low, economy is so strong, people from whole of Europe coming to us. We have so much work, that there are not enough people to do it. And by the way, we have only a ninth of the US rate of people per 100.000 in prison. Another number: police officers in Germany killed about 500 people. In the US. it was 1150... As you are a smart boy, you could say: BUT we have four times the number of people in the US, so wer are fine! You're completely right. But the number for the US was just 2017. The number of Germany was 1952-2014!!
@jhill4874
@jhill4874 5 лет назад
Yeah, they should go back to fix their own governments. Oh, wait, that's here.
@bluemoon6380
@bluemoon6380 5 лет назад
And they are trying! trumplestilskin isn't
@demetriaquilonian9216
@demetriaquilonian9216 5 лет назад
@@bluemoon6380 But, trump is most of the problem.
@ARKdeEREH
@ARKdeEREH 5 лет назад
And that means that he called his own government the most inept and corrupt in the world. It's not like we didn't know that already but it was still considerate of him to draw attention to his own government's shortcomings.
@timsgarage1861
@timsgarage1861 5 лет назад
Aren't they wonderful. Wouldn't it be a great country if Omar was president. We would finally have someone with the American people in interests. Finally have a positive message. Someone to bring us all together. No more hate preaching from these other politicians. We can finally stop hearing about how great this economy is
@KillinWithKi11Roy
@KillinWithKi11Roy 5 лет назад
@@bluemoon6380 How so because I'll they done is badmouth other people, openly support terrorist groups, have been caught lying over and over again and have called for violence against anyone that doesn't fall in line, kind of like Nazis all while Trump has lowered unemployment strengthening relationships with other countries, push to expand domestic energy production and He has secured the release of 19 people, including 16 Americans, from foreign captivity. When Pastor Andrew Brunson was freed by Turkey, he became the 19th captive released thanks to Trump. Others include: four held by North Korea; an aid worker and her husband held by Egypt; three UCLA basketball players and a Texas businesswoman held by China; a couple and their three children held by the Taliban; a former CIA officer held by Portugal; and two citizens held by Venezuela. And unlike Barack Obama, Trump did it without releasing terrorist leaders or sending planeloads of cash to rogue regimes. So please tell me how these women are trying.
@philipcochran1972
@philipcochran1972 5 лет назад
42%, wow. That's massive and also scary that so many people can be duped
@dalmal62m72
@dalmal62m72 5 лет назад
Unfortunately, not all of them are duped. Many of these people also feel the way tRump does.
@chahzieronin5772
@chahzieronin5772 5 лет назад
The Squad obviously pisses Trump off. Keep it up, so he shows us more of the real Donald Trump.
@water5000
@water5000 5 лет назад
+Young Chahzie Well yeah, because he sees them as entitled children who hates America. Wasn't that his point?
@29slowjoe
@29slowjoe 5 лет назад
@@water5000 Entitled children?😂😂 Noone was born into entitlement more than Dotard Donny. That makes his point really stupid and hypocritical.
@water5000
@water5000 5 лет назад
​@@29slowjoe I don't think you understand the definition of the word "entitled" so here it is: "believing oneself to be inherently deserving of privileges or special treatment" There's a difference between being born with money and thinking you deserve special treatment because of your race/gender/identity.
@29slowjoe
@29slowjoe 5 лет назад
@@water5000 You mean like this? "I now support reparations -- Trump should have 2 yrs added to his 1st term as pay back for time stolen by this corrupt failed coup," Jerry Falwell Jr., a conservative religious leader and Trump ally, tweeted in a message reposted by the president. Trump echoed Falwell's sentiment in a pair of tweets an hour later, writing online: "Despite the tremendous success that I have had as President, including perhaps the greatest ECONOMY and most successful first two years of any President in history, they have stollen two years of my (our) Presidency (Collusion Delusion) that we will never be able to get back." Trump literally felt entitled to two extra yearscas president.😂 I don't think you understand how dumb and delusional Trump is.
@29slowjoe
@29slowjoe 5 лет назад
@@water5000 How about the time Trump literally said he is entitled to positive coverage from the New York times because he is from Queens and he is probably the greatest president ever. (Yup he said that)
@Lopezzz619
@Lopezzz619 5 лет назад
Thank God you're back! We missed you Stephen!
@wf6951
@wf6951 5 лет назад
Who is?
@AmbyJeans
@AmbyJeans 5 лет назад
Unfitproduct Airborne The show was on a 2 week hiatus
@jenniferayling275
@jenniferayling275 5 лет назад
How could he be worse? Dumb dolt
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
There's an understatement! At least we had Jimmy Kimmel, gods bless him.
@annikathewitch3950
@annikathewitch3950 5 лет назад
Is it just me, or have the amount of dots between connected tweets increased over the last 3 years?
@libradragon
@libradragon 5 лет назад
Trump thinks that Dot Dot Dot means that the Stock Market is UP, so, yes, the DOTS have increased. It is all delusional and quite absurd.
@tbh7244
@tbh7244 5 лет назад
@Meg well i'm not christian so suck on that
@AnexoRialto
@AnexoRialto 5 лет назад
@Meg I worship Satan, but Trump is too terrible for me to stomach. I man has got to keep some standards.
@mmhetz1
@mmhetz1 5 лет назад
NerdCraft 101 I think you are correct... he’s forgetting his train of thought... .. .... early signs of a declining demagogue with dementia,😱hahaha!
@nbbim2012
@nbbim2012 5 лет назад
Stephen is back and my favourite daht daht daht has returned. We've missed you Stephen don't ever leave us again
@bezaad
@bezaad 5 лет назад
Trump: 'Go back to your country if you are going to criticize me for being corrupt and criminal.'
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58 5 лет назад
All he does is criticise people who criticise him. It's a paradox of buffoonery
@a_random_hollow
@a_random_hollow 5 лет назад
@@mr.jazzbodkelsey58 its working...
@jkees6751
@jkees6751 5 лет назад
I think he probably criticizes people like Omar because she marries her brother to get around immigration laws. Last month Omar agreed to repay thousands of dollars after the Minnesota Campain Finance Board found she filled tax returns claiming she was married to one man when she was married to another. Not to mention Trump is pro-America and she's known for anti-American rhetoric like the netroots nation clip where she admits to being anti-American and said she's ashamed to live in it's hypocrisy. He also criticizes AOC for comparing the border crisis to concentration camps, ya know? Like from ww2?! Or he criticizes the MSM for being nothing but negative coverage and pushing a collusion narrative for 3 years. Or he criticizes big tech giants for violating people's 1st amendment and censoring people in an attempt to control the narrative and meddle in the upcoming 2020 election. So to be fair, I think that's a few reasons why he criticizes. Honestly, I wouldn't mind living in a country where the left and the right could get along regardless of political disagreements and not be divided and turned on each other by the fake MSM, fake social media, Antifa, and fake propagnda like Colbert.
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58 5 лет назад
@@a_random_hollow But at what cost?? At whaaat kkkooosttt?!¿
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58
@mr.jazzbodkelsey58 5 лет назад
@@jkees6751 TRUMP IS NOT PRO-AMERICA
@The_Green_Queen
@The_Green_Queen 5 лет назад
OWN that “Squad” nickname, warrior women!
@shobvious
@shobvious 5 лет назад
"They ARE OUR GOVERNMENT". Stating the obvious, but it seems it needs to be said here lol.
@jeckjeck3119
@jeckjeck3119 5 лет назад
''He's the rival the leader of the rival gang, the klan.'' It's funny because it's true!
@m.ivyluna4632
@m.ivyluna4632 5 лет назад
jeck jeck Hes not a leader - and to say he is is mildly dangerous because the klan likes outrageous claims because it actually draws attention away from issues- makes people think “well thats not true, so I’ll ignore what ever the point is” The big issue is that the white nationalist see him as “on their side”, he speaks their lingo unknowingly or knowingly is anyone’s guess and thus normalizes their message. Making actual racism seem like nothing interesting. Trying to wrap hate speech as free speech. If you look on their message boards, the more organized ones, they are talking about how having people like him in power getting all the attention helps them. Letting them make headway, while he’s attacked they can get away with more. Moving the bar of speech closer to their goals.
@jeckjeck3119
@jeckjeck3119 5 лет назад
@@m.ivyluna4632 Not gonna happen. Their pathetic attempts of normalizing their repulsive existence, it is doomed to fail.
@jeckjeck3119
@jeckjeck3119 5 лет назад
@TheTruthIsRacist Said the guy named truth is racist:/ KKK is a real threat to US and democracy, and needs to be eradicated.
@Chief2Moon
@Chief2Moon 5 лет назад
TheTruthIsRacist Your name illustrates your idiocy...thanks for confirming our perceptions of you.
@ialone7487
@ialone7487 5 лет назад
jeck jeck the Klan was all Democrats. That's why no one wants to HANG out with them.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
That's it, Dems! Stand united, and we can more easily defeat this monstrosity! Also, stay safe to everyone in Louisiana.
@GhostStealth590
@GhostStealth590 5 лет назад
Courage Karnga while I cannot stand Nanci polosi for her corrupt politics, they really need to unite. This is becoming beyond stupid at this point at how broken the Democrats are. Mainly why Republicans will always win, because they unite.
@gersonperez3781
@gersonperez3781 5 лет назад
Colbert is finally back, that's the best news of the day!
@williegrowit6181
@williegrowit6181 5 лет назад
That was a long 2 weeks
@Juiczey
@Juiczey 5 лет назад
This just in people who eat charcoal because they think it's good for them are fucking idiots because it takes nutrients out of your body so you can't absorb it. This news fact is a thousand times better than any biased news Colbert has reported in the last year
@retnavybrat
@retnavybrat 5 лет назад
@@Juiczey You know what other group of people are mentally challenged? People who voluntarily click on videos featuring a person and/or topic they claim to vehemently dislike. Besides wasting their own time, they're helping the allegedly disliked person and his channel by adding to the channel's viewing figures.
@XhieLex
@XhieLex 5 лет назад
"They're in Congress, they are our government!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏
@timsgarage1861
@timsgarage1861 5 лет назад
Aren't we lucky!
@subsoro8522
@subsoro8522 5 лет назад
That's the embarrassing part they are the government and they hate this country!
@jacquesblaque7728
@jacquesblaque7728 5 лет назад
I'll take yer bait. How does working to improve our gummint, with all its faults, get characterized as hate? Maybe you conveniently forgot all the trash-talking of OUR government from candidate fat-donnie? Do better!
@timsgarage1861
@timsgarage1861 5 лет назад
Jacques Blaque I'll be the first to answer. It's your opinion that these congresswomen are for making the country better. Let's be honest, they aren't filled with much positive words to say. If you think they aren't in it for their own pockets that's up to you. Same to be said about our president. Many think he's bettering our country. In many levels he may be. Honestly, he does say a lot of negative things. That's one of the reasons I don't like him. I think this country deserves better than what we currently have on both sides.
@jacquesblaque7728
@jacquesblaque7728 5 лет назад
Historically (look it up) we've had lots of anti-sedition "movements". Groups not wanting to hear anything but cheers for THEIR admin. Like THEY'RE perfect. Yer a bit misdirected about "for their own pockets", ignoring wee-donnie's "tax reform" with associated deficit, benefiting him and the yachting set. Regardless, it's the right of congress-people to speak their minds representing their constituents. Donnie's not my president, thanks.
@lexh.5225
@lexh.5225 5 лет назад
Those two weeks were WAY too long, we need you Stephen! You're making this administration at least a bit more bearable!
@musikerman52
@musikerman52 5 лет назад
They are young, talented, intelligent, beautiful women - it's freaking him out!
@zeusmasterson4117
@zeusmasterson4117 5 лет назад
musikerman52 Well, he’s the complete opposite of that!
@water5000
@water5000 5 лет назад
They also have extremely low approval ratings.
@CanItAlready
@CanItAlready 5 лет назад
musikerman52 Especially the "intelligent women" part. "Young and beautiful" he likes. "Intelligent woman" freaks him out.
@CanItAlready
@CanItAlready 5 лет назад
water5000 Among people who voted for trump. Duh. But even trump's not doing so well among a growing number of people who voted for him.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
Not to mention another color!
@user-up3iq2gp3b
@user-up3iq2gp3b 5 лет назад
The sad part is, this isnt the worst thats yet to come.
@AmbyJeans
@AmbyJeans 5 лет назад
Yeah the closer we get to the election the crazier it's going to get
@QuantumPineapple
@QuantumPineapple 5 лет назад
@@AmbyJeans the craziest part is when Trump wins again!
@hitreset0291
@hitreset0291 5 лет назад
@@QuantumPineapple Does this mean that ICE is going to deport Twump and his lot back to Assholeistan???
@QuantumPineapple
@QuantumPineapple 5 лет назад
@@hitreset0291 no it means hes going to be pres for 4 more years
@charlieortiz5399
@charlieortiz5399 5 лет назад
@@QuantumPineapple No it means him and his ilk can avoid prison for four more years.
@offplanet740
@offplanet740 5 лет назад
stephen: “i can say that... i can-“ john: “... yeah but who wrote that...” love john’s low-key comments
@vdiitd
@vdiitd 5 лет назад
Steeeeeeeepheeeeeeen! Please dont take such long breaks. We get lonely without you.
@matthartleyjr9180
@matthartleyjr9180 5 лет назад
It is amazing isn't it .... We knew tonight's monologue was going to be good but what Trump's comments made Stephen's opening even better with Trump's sick tweets
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
And all the hosts went on vacation as well! Yikes!
@nealmceneaney3771
@nealmceneaney3771 5 лет назад
🤢
@matthartleyjr9180
@matthartleyjr9180 5 лет назад
@@nealmceneaney3771 what don't enjoy real comedy
@nealmceneaney3771
@nealmceneaney3771 5 лет назад
Matt Hartley Jr I have NO problem with Colbert. It’s the ‘We love you Stephen’, Brigade that make me queasy. He ain’t reading this.
@KuzarHorche
@KuzarHorche 5 лет назад
I'm so embarrassed. Do you realize we can't really leave the country right now as Americans without getting shit from the locals wherever we go?
@wf6951
@wf6951 5 лет назад
Flush the Turd on November Third 2020.
@QuantumPineapple
@QuantumPineapple 5 лет назад
You wish! Theres going to be 4 more years baby!
@QuantumPineapple
@QuantumPineapple 5 лет назад
@Alex Mullins no evidence tho
@iainmaclean3879
@iainmaclean3879 5 лет назад
the best thing is that cos the name Donald originates from the latin dominus meaning lord and trump is british slang for a fart his name could be read as Lord of the Farts
@omalor
@omalor 5 лет назад
You mean November turd!
@sieekakhan6761
@sieekakhan6761 5 лет назад
@@QuantumPineapple if that happens you better be ready because y'all will be dead there by then
@israelguadarrama4268
@israelguadarrama4268 5 лет назад
I love the diversity in this beautiful country let's be humans not racist
@billtierney2201
@billtierney2201 5 лет назад
According to Pressley, you can only be black if you think like her. If not, you have to trade it in.
@1969ryson
@1969ryson 5 лет назад
I am so tired of hearing about diversity. Diversity has no bearing on how good or bad our country is. Its the quality of people that matter not diversity and unlike on the left I dont care where you come from, whats between your legs, what color your skin is or who you sleep with.
@MultiNutterbutter
@MultiNutterbutter 5 лет назад
@@1969ryson Diversity is the single cause for our country being great though. . . it's no surprise that diversity is one of the most important qualities most american citizens look for.
@crazytech5755
@crazytech5755 5 лет назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Vj9IxVlLRl0.html I wonder about this Hahahahahaha. You people are so easily manipulated hahahahahaha. Look at these tools. They condem it completely, and then when shown it's obama's words and actions, and shows during this time of Obama he deported more than Trump they get quiet, and still say he's worse and can't talk hahaha. This is the pure comedy, I'm laughing so hard! I can't believe how dough headed this generation is. I wonder if CERN actually pulled off mind control waves hahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA!!! You're a joke ROFL!! I'm in tears this is so funny.
@georgepope4924
@georgepope4924 5 лет назад
SO TRUE.
@bullittcrazy
@bullittcrazy 5 лет назад
"Make America racist again" is what those red hats really should have said.
@QuantumPineapple
@QuantumPineapple 5 лет назад
@Lumis Sappier you cant read if you think that
@lastguyminn2324
@lastguyminn2324 5 лет назад
It already was, I'm afraid. Trump just dragged the ugliest elements of our country out into the light and embraced it.
@Japanthewoman
@Japanthewoman 5 лет назад
@@QuantumPineapple She said *should have*. Maybe you're the one who can't read.
@tyrilian
@tyrilian 5 лет назад
So now we know what the first 4 letters in Mar-a-Lago stand for. Any guesses for the l.a.g.o. ? I'm thinking "Love the American Great Orange"
@QuantumPineapple
@QuantumPineapple 5 лет назад
@@Japanthewoman I did respond to the original comment dumbass
@BarberM
@BarberM 5 лет назад
He is dangerous and becoming bolder. Let's us wake up and smell the coffee folks.
@surfactantivist8461
@surfactantivist8461 5 лет назад
Bolder, or getting in a panic?
@erickt2665
@erickt2665 5 лет назад
You sure it’s coffee?? Because It smells like shit
@water5000
@water5000 5 лет назад
+Barber Mike Huh? Dafuq you mean by "becoming bolder"? Trump has always been this way.
@nicolebrown1927
@nicolebrown1927 5 лет назад
Wake up and smell the covfefe!!!😂😂😂💗🇺🇸
@user-up3iq2gp3b
@user-up3iq2gp3b 5 лет назад
Theres no fresh coffee. Wake up and smell the pile of shit that trump created lmao
@KimSearch865
@KimSearch865 5 лет назад
“It’s a burrito of wrongness!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭
@d.michaelmcbridedc1082
@d.michaelmcbridedc1082 5 лет назад
It’s just a distraction from all the other playground crap he’s shoveling.
@Darrylx444
@Darrylx444 5 лет назад
I look forward to the day when Colbert won't even mention Trump anymore. Because Trump will be old news, and nobody will care about his putrid, hateful, dishonest, semi-literate twitter rants. Ever again.
@rettro6578
@rettro6578 5 лет назад
Darrylx444 as an ex president you can bet he’ll be tweeting and making noise everyday, and the media will cover it and spread it, can you imagine an ex president acting the way Trump does attempting to distract a current President? Have we ever seen such a thing?
@katherinekurzius290
@katherinekurzius290 5 лет назад
May the god-I-dont-believe-in speed the day...
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад
Because he'll be in GITMO 👍😁👍
@benderrodriguez142
@benderrodriguez142 5 лет назад
@Joseph Gillespie define sensitive, cause it sounds like a buzzword used by snowflakes who can't handle being called out for being bad people.
@mastermonarch
@mastermonarch 5 лет назад
@@rettro6578 you can't tweet from federal prison
@charathcutestory
@charathcutestory 5 лет назад
“who are these policemen policing what we’re doing?! If they don’t like our drinking and driving they should go back to Copsylvania!”
@brazen57
@brazen57 5 лет назад
Interesting, people (including myself) are laughing and cheering before he makes the joke. That is how you know you are hosting a successful show.
@alisaoliver1969
@alisaoliver1969 5 лет назад
Leader of the rival gang--the Klan!!😂😂😂😂😂
@jenniferlawrence9473
@jenniferlawrence9473 5 лет назад
Yeah, that may be true, but I'm telling everyone now, as a Political Science major, Trump has the approval rating to win the presidency again and I think he will. Here's why. He has the same rating Bush, Clinton and Obama did at this time in their presidency, and they ALL won re-election. We're going to have to do a LOT more than poke fun at him on late night television. That means supporting WHOEVER his opposition is, even if we don't necessarily agree with everything they say. It's time to come together as a nation and oust this dictator and tyrant.
@bluemoon6380
@bluemoon6380 5 лет назад
@@jenniferlawrence9473 well said truth Bravo! I'm with you! Vote Blue for who ever the Democratic candidate is
@campbellholt1220
@campbellholt1220 5 лет назад
@@jenniferlawrence9473 how he is he a dictator or Tyrant? Hes actually bettered your country tho eveyone seems to miss that about him. I'm not trying to start a argument I'm just curious to know why you think that?
@richardsmart5532
@richardsmart5532 5 лет назад
@Robert Carson If the choice was between Das Orange Anus or Kamala, you WOULDN'T VOTE FOR HER? Seriously? I mean, SERIOUSLY?
@l_shaun_bunds_l
@l_shaun_bunds_l 5 лет назад
@@jenniferlawrence9473 dirp
@Babywyde
@Babywyde 5 лет назад
Can you stop taking breaks, we don’t get any.
@piglette0928
@piglette0928 5 лет назад
Very Opinionated I i missed him... no more breaks !
@luinthoronytb
@luinthoronytb 5 лет назад
Well, seeing how three of the four came from the US, Trump is certainly describing the state of their country's current leadership quite well.
@londondhal1301
@londondhal1301 5 лет назад
@RU-vid Moderator sheeple
@rickwyant
@rickwyant 5 лет назад
the four liberals disregard this countries laws, show contempt for the country. Don't like it? Leave.
@czarekp3552
@czarekp3552 5 лет назад
does Trump want Ocasio-Cortez to go home and fix complete and total catastrophe the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world, place? aren't they both from Queens, just asking?
@ImAExposeYasucka
@ImAExposeYasucka 5 лет назад
Czarek P she’s from the Bronx
@geri147
@geri147 5 лет назад
Czarek P Queens is not the Bronx.
@FJB_USA_1ST
@FJB_USA_1ST 5 лет назад
@@ImAExposeYasucka They're both from NY, from the United States, same country. Just as Trump's ancestor/parent(s) came from somewhere and he was born here, the same way for 3 of those women. Ignorance is his problem, that's all.
@jacobd1984
@jacobd1984 5 лет назад
I know people find the “dot dot dot” hilarious, but I’m actually partial to Colbert’s speed reading through all the parenthetical parts.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 5 лет назад
It suits Trump's garbage parenthetical side notes for them to be gabbled.
@thesicaeffect5164
@thesicaeffect5164 3 года назад
SAME
@lynnshort1635
@lynnshort1635 5 лет назад
Dude we really needed your touch of sanity this eve. Thank the Gods you're back.
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 5 лет назад
Send your wife back where she came from and you go with her! Leave Barron with Tiffany and her mom!
@swanky_yuropean7514
@swanky_yuropean7514 5 лет назад
Nooo... Haven't we Europeans suffert enough.
@lunab8775
@lunab8775 5 лет назад
I don't think her country would let him in. Honestly I'm not sure what country would. Maybe Russia...?? Or North Korea...?? Maybe??
@judetunes1893
@judetunes1893 5 лет назад
Melania is from Slovenian.
@donaldrider2477
@donaldrider2477 5 лет назад
God bless trump
@michaelscott8567
@michaelscott8567 5 лет назад
His wife didn't marry her brother to by pass immigration laws, like Omar did. The sickest thing is, they consummated their marriage.
@mandufagbemi2131
@mandufagbemi2131 5 лет назад
Yassssssssssa. You always deliver Stephen Colbert. Thanks for bringing sanity
@justinutube
@justinutube 5 лет назад
The best moment was when Colbert mentions the "Klan" and Batiste plays "Dixie" :)
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 5 лет назад
Pelosi had the balls to straight up say the right thing, for once. Well said.
@AmbyJeans
@AmbyJeans 5 лет назад
All while she continues to diss the only people in her party really trying to do something about this farce
@CharlieQuartz
@CharlieQuartz 5 лет назад
Chalchiuhtlicue I will believe in the meaningful influence of “the Squad” when they stop spending all of their time campaigning on social media and start introducing legislation which isn’t obviously going to fail. Politics is about negotiation and compromise, not defiantly stating ultimatums until the other side gives in.
@helenpatterson3858
@helenpatterson3858 5 лет назад
@@CharlieQuartz Well said Charlie. Like Pelosi, I don't want to see the House pass impeachment only to have the Senate quash it. I want to see him in jail. Pelosi is savey enough not to fall through the ice, but cross the frozen lake successfully. She knows first, the American people need to be see Trump for what he is and then let their Senators know they need to fear the voters more than they fear Trump.
@Yougotsblounchsked
@Yougotsblounchsked 5 лет назад
Now if only she’d get off her high horse and kick him in his shriveled crotch.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
Nice to see some unity here for a change.
@thundafromdownunda8340
@thundafromdownunda8340 5 лет назад
He's back!! Mr colbert, I have missed you IMMENSELY! I'm just sorry you have to come back to the latest bigoted tirade from the mouldy mango 😭
@EchoBravo370
@EchoBravo370 5 лет назад
I firmly believe we will see DT standing in the dock of the SDNY court house in an orange jumpsuit soon.
@MsSheilasheilasheila
@MsSheilasheilasheila 5 лет назад
How will you know hes wearing a jumpsuit??? hahahahahahahahahaha
@katherinekurzius290
@katherinekurzius290 5 лет назад
That glorious day will be at least 2 years away, sigh...
@piotrswat169
@piotrswat169 5 лет назад
EC it will never come Trump as ex president gets secret service protection FOR LIFE. There is no way he will see a day in prison,same as cardinal Ratzinger.
@tthappyrock368
@tthappyrock368 5 лет назад
Make it so!
@rthetruthful
@rthetruthful 5 лет назад
6:37 *Did they seriously splice in “Hat” during his monologue??* 😂😂😂
@Benrad524
@Benrad524 5 лет назад
Ya. Im trying to figure out what he actually said but I'm not sure.
@melodybarta2837
@melodybarta2837 5 лет назад
Yeah what was that??
@rthetruthful
@rthetruthful 5 лет назад
BenRad524 me too lol
@ardel-4964
@ardel-4964 5 лет назад
What did he originally say lol
@ScarsUnseen24
@ScarsUnseen24 5 лет назад
@@ardel-4964 i need to know, helppp
@lindaleelaw5277
@lindaleelaw5277 5 лет назад
When Congresswoman are getting attacked by the Viagra Villains, you know they're doing something right.
@Juiczey
@Juiczey 5 лет назад
@Agent Fungus you're a special kind of stupid.
@Asher_Tye
@Asher_Tye 5 лет назад
"Viagra Villains?" I like that.
@mervynstephens2808
@mervynstephens2808 5 лет назад
Lindalee Law Viagra Villains 🤣🤣🤣🤣 mic drop moment ......CLASSIC
@shobalmani1
@shobalmani1 5 лет назад
Viagra Villains. Brilliant. Spot on description. 🤣
@29slowjoe
@29slowjoe 5 лет назад
@@bondedstars I'm not so sure. Trump fired his own polling team two weeks ago because their projections show him losing to almost every Democrat running for president. Telling 4 women (3 of which are U.S. born) to go back to their own countries and fix their corrupt governments. He just alienated himself from alot moderates, minorities and independents. Nearly impossible to win with just his base regardless of who his opponent is.
@xavierblaze2687
@xavierblaze2687 5 лет назад
So glad you’re back. Really needed to hear you talk about this.
@Gundam4
@Gundam4 5 лет назад
Welcome back Colbert we missed you
@itguy13
@itguy13 5 лет назад
I look forward to the day when trump is not president anymore
@realvesselgem6527
@realvesselgem6527 5 лет назад
Eric Harrington what a beautiful day
@myconpodship
@myconpodship 5 лет назад
January 2025 will be here eventually
@itguy13
@itguy13 5 лет назад
Trump won't live that long with all the hate he create
@myconpodship
@myconpodship 5 лет назад
@@itguy13 whatever let's you sleep at night
@autoalchemist911
@autoalchemist911 5 лет назад
2025
@FilmArtPhoto
@FilmArtPhoto 5 лет назад
Next Trump will try to tell Deb Haaland Rep. from NM (Native American) to go back where she came from...
@QuantumPineapple
@QuantumPineapple 5 лет назад
HAHAH OMG HOLY FUCK THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT XD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH GOOD ON YOU👏👏👏
@feeberizer
@feeberizer 5 лет назад
How about she tells Trump he's trespassing on "her" land and deport him somewhere far far away....
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 5 лет назад
You laugh, but we actually have that crap happening in Ireland. Xenophobes who hate hearing people speak anything but English on public transportation yell at people speaking Irish (Gaelic) to go back where they came from 🤦
@katherinekurzius290
@katherinekurzius290 5 лет назад
To the reservation? He'll probably get around to that, eventually...
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад
@@feeberizer the upper Yukon , perhaps ?👍😬👍🇨🇦
@ursulamoon755
@ursulamoon755 5 лет назад
Meanwhile Melania is wishing he sent her back from which she came!
@katherinekurzius290
@katherinekurzius290 5 лет назад
No, she's not. Not unless he sent his money with her.
@georgeb.wolffsohn30
@georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад
Whence . Not which.
@jillmorrow7422
@jillmorrow7422 5 лет назад
She's nothing but a gold digga.
@sneakybunny2165
@sneakybunny2165 5 лет назад
As a Canadian that gets all my news about the USA from Stephen and Seth I have to say I've enjoyed 2 weeks of not wanting to punch an entire country but I also missed my boys .... hmmm.
@chrismanuel9768
@chrismanuel9768 5 лет назад
Born in America. Trump: GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM. yeeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
@TheWillimusin
@TheWillimusin 5 лет назад
That's not even close to what he said and you know it.
@lait3967
@lait3967 5 лет назад
@@TheWillimusin "go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came" But that's pretty close, no?
@jakepullman4914
@jakepullman4914 5 лет назад
@@TheWillimusin Yeah that's really damn close.
@carlosespinoza9195
@carlosespinoza9195 5 лет назад
@@TheWillimusin I would love to know what he said. All we have is what he said but if you have a better insight for his comments. Enlighten us.
@SensationalBanana
@SensationalBanana 5 лет назад
God, instead of planting a tumor in a child every day, please consider putting all of them in the overgrown toddler currently posing as the President of the United States. Sincerely, humanity.
@Willskull
@Willskull 5 лет назад
too bad god is a dick haha
@daisyelmir1289
@daisyelmir1289 5 лет назад
AMEN JOTTA H., AMEN.🌼🙏
@LisaLisa001
@LisaLisa001 5 лет назад
That's a prayer I can get behind, well said
@Willskull
@Willskull 5 лет назад
@@Balletified I know very well, I'm proud Atheist, friend!
@AM-ni3sz
@AM-ni3sz 5 лет назад
The people of the US need to stop laughing at Trump and start taking responsibility for his hatred and divisiveness.
@faithrada
@faithrada 5 лет назад
Oh they ARE... The laughing is just good therapy.
@crini413
@crini413 5 лет назад
I ain't taking responsibility for shit I didnt vote for him
@SarahSmith-el9cu
@SarahSmith-el9cu 5 лет назад
Serious lack of ownership from the ''greatest nation on Earth'' 😂😂😂 5.5k miles away from DJT and still not far enough! Revenge will be sweet 😂
@julietv4275
@julietv4275 5 лет назад
Finally .. What a damn torture we had to endure without Colbert to make it better.
@zizimugen4470
@zizimugen4470 5 лет назад
6:40 "This cool red hat" is what I heard, but "This cool red _____" is what I saw.
@michaelwallis6952
@michaelwallis6952 5 лет назад
What did he actually say? Who reads lips?
@zizimugen4470
@zizimugen4470 5 лет назад
@@michaelwallis6952 Many people who are not you or me can read lips with varying degrees of accuracy based on how well they can.
@Aku-pm8cp
@Aku-pm8cp 5 лет назад
"he's the rival the leader of the rival gang, the klan." SHOTS FIRED!
@Hulkenbreak
@Hulkenbreak 5 лет назад
@TheTruthIsRacist LMAO the KLAN has chapter houses all over the south dumbass. Ever hear of David Duke? He's Besties with Trump.
@nilesbutler8638
@nilesbutler8638 5 лет назад
​@TheTruthIsRacist And Antifa beating or shoving armed proud boys is by far as much a problem as somebody driving a car into a protest, killing people, or somebody shooting up a synagogue killing a whole group of jewish citizens. Yeah. You are such a smart one.
@Ariels888
@Ariels888 5 лет назад
Squad shake brings all the racists to the yard!!!
@ГригорийГ-ч4н
@ГригорийГ-ч4н 5 лет назад
@James Irving fascinating. Tell me more, please, while i'd go take my pop-corn.
@TheHuxleyAgnostic
@TheHuxleyAgnostic 5 лет назад
@TheTruthIsRacist Yeah, let us know when Antifa has run over people with their vehicles, shot people in their churches, mosques, or synagogues, are involved in the rise of hate crimes and domestic terrorism.
@abderrahmanlahkaimi6221
@abderrahmanlahkaimi6221 5 лет назад
"He is the leader of the rival gang...the Klan" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@artembentsionov
@artembentsionov 5 лет назад
How dare members of Congress tell the government how to run! It’s not as if the Congress is defined in the Constitution as one of the three branches of government.
@waynekane619
@waynekane619 5 лет назад
Can they fix the government they would be sent back to, like the US government in Washington?
@patriciamorales9653
@patriciamorales9653 5 лет назад
Wayne Kane yes in 2020
@lornaginetteharrison7168
@lornaginetteharrison7168 5 лет назад
0:54 [Re: NY power outage] “Things were so grim, that in restaurants & bars, people drank by the glow of their smartphones.” Millennial problems/solutions!
@KimSearch865
@KimSearch865 5 лет назад
I missed you soo much Stephen!! Don’t leave me like that again!! Not while the space occupier is still in the WH!! 😳
@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 5 лет назад
not space occupier. stowaway
@katherinekurzius290
@katherinekurzius290 5 лет назад
large organic paperweight...
@ImaginaryChannel
@ImaginaryChannel 5 лет назад
@@katherinekurzius290 they've overdone it. we don't need *that* much weight to hold some paper.
@perrywalton2464
@perrywalton2464 5 лет назад
@@katherinekurzius290 🤣😂😅
@Juliett-A
@Juliett-A 5 лет назад
You don't realize how much you missed Colbert saying "dot dot dot, dot dot dot" until you have to go without for a few weeks.
@reforest4fertility
@reforest4fertility 5 лет назад
"...they can go back to Copsylvania" -- LMAO!!
@Hellgrinde
@Hellgrinde 5 лет назад
Where the fudge have you been stephen?! Dont leave me alone like that again! I NEED you!!
@Carewolf
@Carewolf 5 лет назад
'Daily' shows like this should have a John Oliver they can put on to cover in breaks.. Unfortunately JOs need replacing every year as they go on to host their own bigger shows.
@paulmeahan7327
@paulmeahan7327 5 лет назад
“Rival gang........the Clan”... Not far from the truth either. 😂
@deejohnston2150
@deejohnston2150 5 лет назад
I LOVE you Stephen Colbert!!
@dwaugh2215
@dwaugh2215 5 лет назад
Everyone should realise we all came from somewhere and moved about all over the world throughout history.
@stuartmarks9852
@stuartmarks9852 5 лет назад
I think that the first part of his tweet is correct, given three of the women were born in the USA I think he gave an accurate description of the USA today,
@xxXthekevXxx
@xxXthekevXxx 5 лет назад
Love this
@MsSheilasheilasheila
@MsSheilasheilasheila 5 лет назад
I never thought I would agree with the head of the current administration, but he was right when he spoke about the American born Congress women: "whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all)" I couldn't have said it better myself Agent Orange.. YOU have made this the worst, total catastrophe, INEPT government and all those beautiful brave smart courageous Congress Women are trying to make it better.
@faithrada
@faithrada 5 лет назад
Oh the Irony ... YUP
@MarkMathewsMusic
@MarkMathewsMusic 5 лет назад
Oh, how I've missed the "dot dot dot's"! Welcome back Stephen!
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 5 лет назад
#dahtdaht #dahtdahtdaht
@MarkMathewsMusic
@MarkMathewsMusic 5 лет назад
@@telectronix1368 Oh niiiiiccceee! I divert to the use of 'Daht' in place of 'Dot'! Excellent work!
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 5 лет назад
@@MarkMathewsMusic My work here is done.....
@Klabusterbeere9
@Klabusterbeere9 5 лет назад
Omg YES!!!! I needed to spell the „dot dot dot“ dot‘s by myself 😢
@nusquamesse1248
@nusquamesse1248 5 лет назад
...and all his other errors. He used a full stop in his "Why don't they..." line when he needed a question mark.
@JacquesLapeyre
@JacquesLapeyre 5 лет назад
faint glow of tinder. That joke deserved more of a laugh.
@thomasridley8675
@thomasridley8675 5 лет назад
Apparently the squad missed their per congress spine removal surgery.
@PariahSojourner
@PariahSojourner 5 лет назад
As per Trump: Where are the shoe throwers, and where is Eggboy and Milkshake Man when you need them?
@gladtravis
@gladtravis 5 лет назад
Bush dodged a shoe from some feet away. Trump would still get nailed if he were 100 yards away cuz he's a Mar-A-Lard ass
@5pctLowBattery
@5pctLowBattery 5 лет назад
Dot dot dot...dot dot dot 😂 we missed you Stephen 😘
@soccerruben1
@soccerruben1 5 лет назад
That always got me! :)
@amazedsatsuma
@amazedsatsuma 5 лет назад
Colbert has ruin ellipsis for me with that running joke to the point I am mindful whenever I think of using them >.
@mrscruffy8045
@mrscruffy8045 5 лет назад
Please, just dont even think about sending Mr. Drumpf back to Germany.
@patj5330
@patj5330 5 лет назад
Mr Scruffy Aw Shucks, you won’t take him back? Please, pretty please.
@gmbligh-shuck8989
@gmbligh-shuck8989 5 лет назад
LOL
@erichardric4795
@erichardric4795 5 лет назад
I don't blame you. Personally, I think we should send him to the moon.
@katherinekurzius290
@katherinekurzius290 5 лет назад
Oh, I like to think about it, but it likely wouldn't happen. When his grandfather went back to Germany they refused to allow that draft-dodger to stay and instead deported him! Why would they want a 2nd tRump draft dodger?
@hendellconcepcion5320
@hendellconcepcion5320 5 лет назад
yeah... I heard they don't want Nazis over there anymore
@Seamus322
@Seamus322 5 лет назад
This Sunday's prayer for President Trump:"Lord, please take him."
@lilee3676
@lilee3676 5 лет назад
He doesn’t want the creep either. Satan? Will YOU take him?
@vickirosstudor490
@vickirosstudor490 5 лет назад
Yes! And quickly.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
Said the Lord, "Oh no. He's your probem now. Maybe this will make you vote in the democracy you created."
@lilee3676
@lilee3676 5 лет назад
And so I say, “Amen!”
@jmm1174
@jmm1174 5 лет назад
Seamus322 I don’t think that Heaven would open its doors for him. :)
@moustacheandnisi
@moustacheandnisi 5 лет назад
I reported Donald Trump's twitter account🤷‍♀️. I think we all should do that
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 5 лет назад
Jack won't do shit. For him, Agolf Twittler is not just above the law, but also above the Twitter own rules 😒
@tomwyrick2824
@tomwyrick2824 5 лет назад
Agreed! Someone needs to put an end to his hatred! And spreading of Lies! If he was anyone else they would kick him off!
@moustacheandnisi
@moustacheandnisi 5 лет назад
@@chrissiek8706 I get what you say 100%, but I still think it would be fun to try😏
@tomwyrick2824
@tomwyrick2824 5 лет назад
@@chrissiek8706 it golf twitler that is awesome! I think that's what everybody should address him as from now on! LOL! Or dictator and chief!
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 5 лет назад
@@tomwyrick2824 Dick(tator) 😉
@cbbgenki4315
@cbbgenki4315 5 лет назад
WELCOME BACK!!! I was getting withdrawal symptoms.
@EugeneAxe
@EugeneAxe 5 лет назад
Same here.
@hypernorm4802
@hypernorm4802 5 лет назад
Me too (no pun intended)
@STSWB5SG1FAN
@STSWB5SG1FAN 5 лет назад
@Joseph Gillespie Either a Russian troll, or someone who doesn't know how to spell properly. Either way, reported.
@lutemule
@lutemule 5 лет назад
You would fired at work for saying that.
@ikazuchioni
@ikazuchioni 5 лет назад
It' s been a looong absence Stephen, glad to have you're back!
@robertrutkowski4946
@robertrutkowski4946 5 лет назад
'Who are these women to tell us what's wrong with our country?' - Trump about 4 women who literally lived the American Dream. 2016 'Who does he think he is to tell me my wall is un-Christian?' Trump about the Pope.
@gmbligh-shuck8989
@gmbligh-shuck8989 5 лет назад
Those women are Congresswomen...duly elected. Trump doesn't get government..and doesn't care to....he wants to pattern himself after Putin the thug and Kim Jung Un the family members murderer.
@hbp437
@hbp437 5 лет назад
So American dream is Sharia 😀😀
@lulumatthewiosi179
@lulumatthewiosi179 5 лет назад
@@hbp437 Opposing discrimination of Muslims does not equal wanting to impose Sharia law. There is something called freedom of religion in the constitution. You may have heard of it.
@brucesmith3740
@brucesmith3740 5 лет назад
@@lulumatthewiosi179 surveys of Somalians in minnesota shows the majority want sharia law.
@lulumatthewiosi179
@lulumatthewiosi179 5 лет назад
@@brucesmith3740 Which survey? And even if this is the case it's irrelevant as none of the four respective congress women want Sharia Law, which is the topic at hand.
@NateMcBrady
@NateMcBrady 5 лет назад
Please Steven.... Don't leave us alone with him again... Please....
@crkproductions5000
@crkproductions5000 5 лет назад
Send “Melanie” back.
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