C&C Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March 

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No, it should’ve been -Where are you from? -Russia. -Occupation? -Damn right you’re being occupied.

@@haydenchan6389 that's what the Allied commander would say

@@haydenchan6389 That there is one of the few Soviet Russia jokes in this comment section that has made me laugh.

True story

our Leninovo, blyat

LeninOwO *

@@l3nr LeniNo

@@l3nr go to gulag that's not even russian

Lol

LOL

If It really was I wouldn't be tsarist

Гимн союза лучше любого гимна на земле. Давайте американцы говорите что США лучше)

​@@user-fc8bw6sg6n США лучше

@@Grajdanskaia_Oborona 2 класс

Yeah cuz it's supposed to.

Fair

Yeah, but it aged poorly over the last couple of months.

@@onyxfinger7431 Reminder this song represents Soviet Union meaning the Union that contains both Ukraine and Russia. Russia Federation is the largest state, but it is one of many parts of the Union.

@@cloudynguyen6527 yes, but when people hear USSR, they definitely think about Russia

It all adds up...

it all adds up to...

@@theteardrop615 42

Oh god вапр ььаас возил цирроз

Im sorry i dont speak Communist

March with

250

THE SOVIETS ARE ATTACKING

Stalin: *OUR WORLD*

The Nazi high command: why do I hear boss music?

Guilty... Hehehe 😁

TRUE ^_^

not that hard considering RTSs stopped evolving in like 2010

Generals also aged fine.

They do not have the copyright on this really? Well then it's pity our athletes have chosen the wrong song to substitute their anthem. Imagine the reaction of the globe when this song is to be played at the Olympics while the Russian official anthem is banned.

OUR MUSIC

@@Harshil_Uppal bro u good?

Because it's not their music. The lyrics are theirs. But the music is Soviet marching music used since 1939.

@@fr0war618 hope so

Our classroom

Oh god this is gold

Our chips

Our comment

Too bad, the food disappeared

Ngl leninade is a fire drink if you can find it

Cool

im dead xD

Daaaaaammnn

That have over 1 million of concripts

XD

What? Are you saying Gyms aren't already Military Bases?

This one cracked me up!

WE played this in OUR gym Now its OUR military base

Carter McHugh Red Alert 3 conscripts in a nutshell.

KIROV ARMY

rise of nations

Tf2

This is the music I have in the background whenever I play the Soviets in Hearts of Iron 4. And you better believe I do Mass Assault.

If it was not they would have been shot

@@Fack_off--roadman2018 what?

You know anthems arent made to be drip or some shit they are made to represent each country and its history

@@kawaleriaszatana9242 Yes but it sounds cool and that's what matters.

True

KGB agent who's watching ur FBI agent likes it

Our KGB

*Putin approves*

Welcome to CIA-Watchlist.

No it's ФСБ

Good comrade

no it's not

GUARDS! SEIZE THIS DUDE AND SEND HIM TO THE GULAGS!!!

I was listening on Windows. now it is Windours

More like Leninourvo

если про нас клюкву делают значит шакалы нас боятся))))

У исполнителя "Радио Тапок" есть прекрасный вариант этого марша, с нормальным текстом.

Шикарна именно эта версия. Текст абсолютно непонятен ни одному русскому, да и вообще никому, кроме слов Россия и советский. В этом и прелесть этого пафосного марша

@@fatalist222 в каком месте текст абсолютно непонятен? Общий смысл можно уловить хоть слова и коверкаются

@@eveliscent8862 текст понятен если его прочитать до или вместе

Должен, Я знаю смысл песни

Showed this to my grandpa... No I didnt he is long dead #sad :(

DragonlordSVS Respect, one of my Grandpa’s is gone too ❤️

Çağatay Başkaya not funny

Çağatay Başkaya it’s ok

Çağatay Başkaya 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

*Berlin*

*OUR GPS*

Our GPS comrade

We* Our* Us*

Mein ist going to Argentinien.

I would be running or shooting it if i were you

You mean OUR cat

к сведению- самый крупный бурый медведь обитает в Америке. А самый крупный тигр- в России.

@@acezheng8148 Amazing Now we can restore Soviet union

@@waveyboi4059 aight ill start working

We must restore Our glorious Country!

Finally! Finish what I started!

@@prometey5046 I started at my birth.

That's true. Stay here, then move on to the Anthem.

Gabe the Dog : Soviet Barks sent me here.

A self defense video sent me here somehow.

DEFENSE OF MOTHERLAND!!!!

loganatorgaming Jon won't make me any lasagna because I'm "on a diet". Crazy, right?

Служу Советскому Союзу!

🤣🤣🤣

Lol OUR’s is on 4% right now

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣

WE'll wait

It was my battery which is 1910% It is our battery which is 1923%

Чипсы капиталистические ешь? Сухари жри!

Communism in a nutshell.

oh boi do I sure love communism

The entire class: tovarish', nowITS OUR CHIPS

Lmfao funny joke. But for real in Finland every single school has a rule: you better have enough chips for everyone if you even mention that you have chips/candy/any drink but not alcohol/sorry sometimes alcohol/vooodkaaa/anything

Вставай на смертный бой еще мощнее в этом плане кстати

особенно с этого момента 1:37

n i c e

n i c e

f u k e n n i c e

.

N O I C E

blyat how you see through waaallls

+Mordecai Yep, it sounds even better then our actual Soviet Anthem))

+Mordecai funny how real soviets wouldn't like this song, too militristic, makes them look like warmongers

+Ejak Jaki Don't say that to Putin or his henchmen will give you a suspicious cup of tea.

Curtis Stokman I would gladly accept anything given by Putin.

Su n hahaha, I live in Russia...

А я русский.

Нива Не урбан ой да кому не похуй?

@@user-rn1rp9up8r Китайцам.

0, kurwa 0.

The actual music is just 2:43.

@@Chad-Rainis I was hoping someone would say this 🤣

@@jaydenrawrs1820 It is 4 mins long. U just need to pay for it cuz its a dlc

@@alternativefursdenken911 well, that's just ironic

In reality, only 3. The rest is just silence...

Soviet stuff is usually cool as fuck.

Thund3r and we die

*RED* giant

UY Scuti

*Now iS MAO

Sun

@Loli4lyf no its a curtainic iron

It doesnt represent communism

Lol

@Loli4lyf an iron curtain has been detected

If it's about soviets, communists, or socialists, it should pay respect to itself by being CC-BY-SA or something instead of (C)

This part now hits really different: "Our Soviet Union conquers The whole world from Europe to the Neva to the east"

Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! À tous ceux qui nous entourent, ça ne vaut pas la peine Si nous devions vous réduire en cendres. Nous vous remercions profondément et nous vous inclinons profondément, De la nation la plus puissante du monde. À tous ceux qui nous entourent, ça ne vaut pas la peine Si nous devions vous réduire en cendres. Nous vous remercions profondément et nous vous inclinons profondément, De la nation la plus puissante du monde. Ааааа, аААаа! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! Ааааа, аААааааа! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! À tous ceux qui nous entourent, ça ne vaut pas la peine Si nous devions vous réduire en cendres. Nous vous remercions profondément et nous vous inclinons profondément, De la nation la plus puissante du monde. À tous ceux qui nous entourent, ça ne vaut pas la peine Si nous devions vous réduire en cendres. Nous vous remercions profondément et nous vous inclinons profondément, De la nation la plus puissante du monde. Ааааа, аААаа! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! Ааааа, аААааааа! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! À tous ceux qui nous entourent, ça ne vaut pas la peine Si nous devions vous réduire en cendres. Nous vous remercions profondément et nous vous inclinons profondément, De la nation la plus puissante du monde. À tous ceux qui nous entourent, ça ne vaut pas la peine Si nous devions vous réduire en cendres. Nous vous remercions profondément et nous vous inclinons profondément, De la nation la plus puissante du monde. Ааааа, аААаа! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! Ааааа, аААааааа! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! À tous ceux qui nous entourent, ça ne vaut pas la peine Si nous devions vous réduire en cendres. Nous vous remercions profondément et nous vous inclinons profondément, De la nation la plus puissante du monde. À tous ceux qui nous entourent, ça ne vaut pas la peine Si nous devions vous réduire en cendres. Nous vous remercions profondément et nous vous inclinons profondément, De la nation la plus puissante du monde. Ааааа, аААаа! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! Notre Union soviétique conquiert Le monde entier de l'Europe à la Neva à l'est Au-dessus du sol partout chantera : La capitale, la vodka, l'ours soviétique ! Ааааа, аААааааа!

@@_mfjones_ did you forget that the real Soviet Union had control over most of central and Eastern Europe

@@courrierduroyaume7870 merci beaucoup !

@@savongoldledoree8619 De rien.

DemoPan ? i know that feels. too bad too many revolts.

Use some NKVD)))

+Mujin Park military police are your friend here. That and the few cavalry units (who are useless otherwise). I think in hoi 4 only provinces with victory points generate resistance so if match your suppress value to the VP value in that province, then you should be golden.

when you invade europe as russia in EU4 (And make a Custom OP USSR)

lol, you Vanga

Warning: Chronosphere detected!

New construction options

Yet

Its 2021 getting scary

The Soviet Union is late since October 2017... Maybe in October 2027

ILJA DRAGUNOV

bak j though technically we’re still korean nevertheless

@@mikihirai335 one red Korea!

North Korea? the only real Korea you mean

Vladimir Putin Welcome to the world，president Putin

@Vladimir Putin what do you think of DONALD TRUMP, your majesty?

😂😂😂

mini francis there’s no KGB

@@satsananitugra456 That's what they would want you to think.

Did you mean "Now it's a stolovka"?

teh Smile no now it’s FSB

Зато мы теперь знаем, как иностранцы слышат русский язык)

Советую обратиться к Лору в таком случае. Лично я всё прекрасно слышу. Конечно не все слова разборчивы, ударения и предложения иногда построены неправильно, но 70% понять можно

​@@pudge4498Интересно, пели русские или иностранцы

@@dariasavinaenergy Polen

Underrated comment

Dad? Is that you?

Underrated comment, indeed.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Vasily Zaytsev

OUR grandma XD

Ага

блин, а мне только что бабушка блинчики с нутеллой сделала

@@plombeera6158 я немножко опоздал , но приятного апетита

@@muhomor4123 ну, там на завтра осталось 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

What the hell, is grad school? (never heard of it)

Stalingrad

Von Sebastian its like the intermediate level for school

@@Sebastian-zf6cq short for graduate school

We*

*T-34 Танк

*Apocalypse Assault Tank

* IS-3

Nonono now it is a lada ANND A t-80

Nah, it’s a KV-2

better will sound like "redOUR"

NYASAR AING INDO WKWKWKW

Redwe

Tukang kopi paste gw pernah liat komen originalnya

I played this on Mi 9T pro, now its OUR 9t pro

its granade

dude Leninade is a real drink btw. I had one in san fransisco COMMIEFORNIA. Not joking btw it had imagery of Lenin and whatnot .

@Jack Mackay yeah kinda cool

@@speedup9494 XD

No stalinade(a real product that is just red colored soda or lemonade)

u mean that song from USSR right.

From some babuska

It's from Command & conquer Red alert 3

@@petrar9785 r/wooooosh

Oh

Mine turned into a Lada

Riding a bear cyka

You mean Our car

Mine is a Yugo

Too

That was true back in the Soviet time. Wait BLYAAAAT

I played this on my school. its now Gulag.. Wait.. i dont see much difference.

I played this in Russia now its Soviet Union

Сука лопа жук это Get of Here Western Spies

Kaput Berlin 😂😂

I played this music in Volgograd. After it this city began a Stalingrad

lmao

wow

GOOD ONE

These jokes are drier than anything ive ever seen

potatoes

Well.......

they are though

Intergalactic Human Empire that is so funny lol😂 They don't know how to keep it go right....that ea.and u say they want to conquer us all😂

They'll flood the world with DLCs

Not too far from reality my dude:v

RUSH B

FOR THE MOTHER LAND UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@Lolhify no,we will not forget the pass because it history,and you can get out and watch anime and gacha

@Lolhify нет,не можем

@@toozik No, we can't? I am croatian so I kinda understand the cyrillic alphabet

Только первый куплет более понятен Но каверы уже понятны полностью

thank you google translate, and yes i can't understand anything either

Наш Советский Союз покоряет Весь мир от Европы к Неве на восто-ок Над землёой везде будут петь: Столица, водка? Советский наш медведь! Наш Советский Союз покарает Весь мир от Европы к Неве на восто-ок Над землёой везде будут петь: Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш! Все народы здесь стоят того, Что мы все воплотили на свет, Благодарный низкий поклон От са-мой мо-гу-щес-твенной в мире! Все народы здесь стоят того, Что мы все воплотили на свет, Благодарный низкий поклон От са-мой мо-гу-щес-твенной в мире! Наш Советский Союз покарает Весь мир от Европы к Неве на восто-ок Над землёой везде будут петь: Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш! Наш Советский Союз покарает Весь мир от Европы к Неве на восто-ок Над землёой везде будут петь: Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш!

@@Jewdak ...покоряет Весь мир как огромный медведь на восток(е) Прислушайтесь. Да и тексты об этом говорят. "Е" в востоке слышится коротко и в самом конце строки (после протяжного "о".

Это Гимн Путинской России. Весь Мир покараем, а зачем не понимаем

Haha this should honestly have more likes

Now it's OUR immune system.

Memes aside, the russian citizen fears sputnik vaccine, beacause its badly tested

@@user-dz9nu5om6x that's crazy man, but I don't remember asking

@@user-dz9nu5om6x All the vaccines are badly tested lol. None are good 😂

Lol everyone still listens to this song

You're here.

@@polarisconstantin yes comrade

Hi

?

In principle, there is another hell March 3

I am just glad GW took Commissars into the 41st and 42nd Millennium Ave Imperator!

You know, those commies will depose your Corpse Emperor.

I'd say it's the combination of a great melodic composition, bombastic marching rhythm and the sheer epicness of the cultural, historical context that's associated with it. Melody is the big thing because modern music has mostly forgo strong melody in favour of catchy, repetitive rhythmic hook for the purpose of commercialization and copyright reasons. As for the rest, to put it simply: there's modern commercial music, whatever it is about, and then there's music celebrating the the struggle of the global proletariat revolution, one of which succeed and in 30 years became a global military superpower.... like, figure it out. Hence the unique feel, atmosphere and aesthetic. p.s. At this point, it'd be ironically unironic if EA does turns out to secretly be a communist dictatorship

Yeaaaa it should be WEa

SHHH, EA is an under cover agent.

Нас спалили

Ак-47 - опытный образец. На вооружение поступал акм

Yes

Agent

@CSS GAMES stop asking for fame

Time to restore the CCCP!

Saad Eddine Yeah if you work for EA.

Fuck, its fucking making me laugh every time when I'll read it. as fuck xDDD

Gold xD

Saad Eddine okay im packing my bags ill be right over save me some room in the Kremlin will ya?

When I fantasize, people in it have a higher death rate than the red army in WW2 Nazis are mere bugs compared to evil within my head...

0:24

RANDOM IDIOT improved version: When i start fantasazing people die everywhere, my enemies are mere bugs compared to the devil residing within me

Kamran Emin me when playing hoi4.

An0nSaiKo I mean he is looking at a Russian girl

Nice one

In USA you have right to bear arms. In Soviet Russia you have right to whole bear.

Hahahahaha, you made my day The Columbo Pause

Черт, нас раскрыли, бл&ть, Ваня, говорил же, выводи своих медведей гулять в другом месте

Lol

@Art&musician child yes my comarat

this shouldn't even be connected to the russo-ukraine conflict, this is literally about the USSR, not modern-day Russia

@@madeyalook121 I agree.

american sniper : wait wuh oonnnononnonno aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

Were am I going! Ok

AK47 for everyone!!!!! URAAAAAAA!!!!!

+Miles XD

T-34-100 030

Underrated comment

EA, Get the fuck out of my building.

Nathan Borges тала раз Луара Оулу дала Дуров во о был долго долго говорило лош шоу Олше от всех то на счёт опор поле у гор раз так на мой др низ года ёрш то не так

O no, Capitalism is taking over the song

Nailed it 👌

60groszy depleted...

Ahahahah

Not many people understand this joke

Ukraine suffered from the Soviet Union.

Thank you for this joke

Ахахахахахах

Am from Ukraine Eat only on my birthday

if you're talking about the weapon molotov, that is of finnish origin. however, if you are talking about the diplomat, Vjatšeslav Mihailovitš Molotov, then you are correct.

Maybe you mean Moldova ? Which was part of Soviet union

@@phoenixlal7428 i read that as moldova

So...a Samsung Galaxy Note 7?

Неплохо неплохо...

We're*

We're, and its a wephone.

RU-vid is no more!! It is OurTube