I’m going to fake sick tomorrow... this is my plan.. I’m going to make applesauce super watery like my puke,maybe put some kind of sticky substance, I will put something close to expiration or something with a bad scent in there, I have warm water with salt which makes me gag so before pouring the applesauce in my room I’ll drink the salt water, I will gag then pour the applesauce then go to my mom sounding weak and say “mom I puked..” and I’ll sound weak, while my mom is cleaning I will make myself cough, to keep warm I am staying under my covers and hopefully raise my body temperature just in case, if I want my throat to hurt I have lip balms which makes my throat feel like it’s burning so I’ll have a bit of that, if my mom gives me medicine I will not swallow it but hide it right against my cheek then go into the bathroom and spit it out, I won’t ask my mom to make me food or I will ask for toast so I can seem sick, I will have a bowl next me me too seem realistic, I’ll have a plastic bowl and leave a tiny bit of fake puke in there so I can say “I tried to puke in the bowl but I didn’t really know where it was.” For the whole day I will randomly cough on command, while I’m in my room I would be doing homework and if I hear my mom come I’ll stop,hide it, and start playing on my iPad because my mom is awesome and let’s me use my screens when I’m sick, on Saturday morning I will say I feel better but still seem a tiny bit sick
police that picture thinking thinking thinking that because baking baking baking baking baking baking baking baking baking baking baking kukio is the baddest kid ever and Rosie is the queen bee and she's always on daddies and mommies side because she has everything because she is a princess and chaos is nothing but a bad kid and he pooped on it plus he poops on his teacher on something on something called Caillou poops on his teacher and I would never poop on my teacher because it's not okay and you will get you will get suspended for 25 and 106 3940 1500 and 64 years and that's not OK and you wonder why he gets because you wonder why he gets his butt grounded and that's not okay if if his family is in a social situation they're always there always there but chaos is always playing on his xpd but nobody cares about Kil because he's always getting sucked up by tornadoes and it's so it's so obvious that we hate Caillou so if we hate Caillou and we love Rosie then let's all have a cheerful really think you give me a comes up if you thumbs up if you like it and gave me a thumbs down if
Cailou would still have hypothermia, since hypothermia starts below 30 degrees celcius. If this thermometer used fahrenheit, however, Cailou would be dead, since it starts at 95 degrees fahrenheit.
If I was Caillou, I would just go to school and do the test to get it done. Staying home from school is great, but, when he comes back, he will have to make up the test. I am home from school, because I am sick and also we have an early release. I have to make up a math quiz when I get back.
Boris: CAILLOU HOW DARE YOU FAKE SICK THATS IT YOUR GROUNDED FOR 100 YEARS COME WITH ME NOW AND I WILL TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL Miss Martin: CAILLOU HOW DARE YOU FAKE SICK THATS IT YOUR SUSPENDED FOR 100 YEARS GO HOME NOW
