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Caius Cosades invites you to a skooma sesh, but he's Dagoth Ur (AI voice) 

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Caius Cosades wants to smoke skooma with you, but his Dialogue sounds suspicously like our favourite god.
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Come operative, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the bald head and bare chest, and bring Skooma, I have need of it. Come to the north east of Balmora, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless orders ago. Come to me through fire and pipe, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Sugar, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring Skooma to the bed chamber, together, let us free the cursed false sugar! Welcome operative, together we shall drink for the law and the land and outsmoke the mongrel cats of Elsweyr in Morrowind! Is this how you honor the Blades and the Akaviri Dragonguard? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Caius Cosades welcomes you, operative, my old friend... but to this place where hallucinations are made, why have you come unprepared? Welcome, Moon-and-Sugar, to this place where YOUR hallucination is made. What a fool you are, I'm a Grand Spymaster! How can you kill a Grand Spymaster? What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive? There is no escape, no guards or Ordinators can work in this place! Come! Lay down your weapons! It is not too late for my skooma.

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Комментарии : 27   
@jordandennis6794
@jordandennis6794 Год назад
Welcome, Moon-and-Sugar
@devingunnels3251
@devingunnels3251 Год назад
Your innocence isn't the only thing that's intoxicated here
@utt3212
@utt3212 Год назад
“Countless orders ago” was fucking great 😂
@mikdan8813
@mikdan8813 Год назад
Out-smoke the mongrel cats of Elswyr 🤣
@John777tino
@John777tino Год назад
Dagoth has consume too much skooma that he thought he is Caius?
@proboscismonkey-1413
@proboscismonkey-1413 Год назад
0:04 “come look upon the bald head an bare chest” 💀
@wafers35
@wafers35 Год назад
Think it’ll rain?
@user-rb3yx1bf6g
@user-rb3yx1bf6g Год назад
I am a spymaster. How can you smoke a spymaster? What a grand and intoxicated innocence!
@proboscismonkey-1413
@proboscismonkey-1413 Год назад
His voice always reminded me of the announcer from the clone wars openings 💀
@dmitritelvanni4068
@dmitritelvanni4068 Год назад
This introduced me to the floor.
@Typhanos
@Typhanos Год назад
"welcome moon and sugar" 😂
@DanRelayer_Ukraine
@DanRelayer_Ukraine Год назад
Here before this video deservedly blows up
@Yotunen
@Yotunen Год назад
Now this is the content
@user-wr6dj4ib9o
@user-wr6dj4ib9o Год назад
this is fuсking brilliant
@KingLich451
@KingLich451 Год назад
hahahaha
@sheogoraththemad
@sheogoraththemad Год назад
This feels like he is going through some serious skooma withdrawal or is already ten bottles too many into a heavy smoking session
@JohnDoe-cr2cv
@JohnDoe-cr2cv Год назад
This is amazing
@theone-tg4ey
@theone-tg4ey Год назад
Oh captain my captain
@garryiglesias4074
@garryiglesias4074 Год назад
Caius Keating ?
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4007
Rip Dagoth Ur's loving the Nerevar video
@F4denfisch
@F4denfisch Год назад
Yeah, the Serana one got wrecked by youtube guidelines for sexual content, I'm now also blocked from uploading for a week :/ and meanwhile literal naked yoga is allowed to exist on this site
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4007
@@F4denfisch I'm surprised they didn't just age-restrict it like they do most other content, especially considering it was just audio. That also sucks to hear that they blocked you for a week, any plans on mirroring your content to another platform until then or something?
@F4denfisch
@F4denfisch Год назад
@@smittywerbenjagermanjensen4007 i guess ill be mirroring the deleted one somewhere else, but im going on vacation starting this weekend anyways, so i gotta make a pause in creating new ones anyways
@whatstdiggn
@whatstdiggn Год назад
Absolutely brilliant.
@ut2k4wikichici
@ut2k4wikichici Год назад
Do the dude who wakes you up on the ship
@aaaaaa-lt2tl
@aaaaaa-lt2tl Год назад
Based daddy caius, skoomalord and chad
@fugjewtube1822
@fugjewtube1822 Год назад
can you make a dagoth ur about "imperial mongrel culture is based around Nwah"???