I want to live with this man, just imagine going about your day and just doing random things and everything is just cake, “Ah I could use a nice drink of water- wait? Why is the faucet cake? Oh dang the glasses too! And the soap?!?”
This man stepped onto a cake barefoot for the bit. That’s gotta either warrant an award or a prison sentence, right? I don’t know which one, but that’s either very admirable or very abysmal and should be punished lmao
Making a chocolate biscuit cake is quite simple and doesn’t require baking. Here’s a straightforward recipe: ### Ingredients: - 200g digestive biscuits (or any plain biscuits) - 100g unsalted butter - 100g dark chocolate (at least 70% cocoa) - 100g milk chocolate - 100g golden syrup (or light corn syrup) - Optional: 50g raisins or chopped nuts (e.g., hazelnuts, almonds) ### Instructions: 1. **Prepare the Biscuits:** - Break the digestive biscuits into small pieces. You can do this by placing them in a ziplock bag and crushing them with a rolling pin or breaking them by hand. You want a mix of crumbs and small chunks for texture. 2. **Melt the Butter, Chocolate, and Syrup:** - In a large heatproof bowl, combine the butter, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and golden syrup. - Place the bowl over a pot of simmering water (double boiler method) and stir until everything is melted and smooth. Alternatively, you can melt them in the microwave in short bursts, stirring in between to avoid burning the chocolate. 3. **Combine with Biscuits:** - Remove the melted chocolate mixture from heat. - Add the crushed biscuits to the chocolate mixture and stir until all the biscuit pieces are well-coated. - If you’re adding raisins or nuts, mix them in at this stage. 4. **Shape the Cake:** - Line a loaf tin or a round cake tin with parchment paper. - Pour the biscuit and chocolate mixture into the tin and press down to compact it and create an even surface. 5. **Chill:** - Place the tin in the refrigerator and let it chill for at least 2-3 hours, or until firm. 6. **Serve:** - Once the cake is set, remove it from the tin using the parchment paper to lift it out. - Cut it into slices or squares and serve. ### Tips: - For a richer flavor, you can add a tablespoon of coffee granules dissolved in a little hot water to the chocolate mixture. - You can also decorate the top with melted white chocolate, chocolate shavings, or dusting of cocoa powder before chilling. Enjoy your delicious homemade chocolate biscuit cake! And yes I did use ChatGPT I’m sorry
As someone (F 21) that has 4 brothers and 1 being 10 years old, if i took him on a little trip and my BF of 4 years accused me of this shit i would be FURIOUS! That is my little BROTHER! Ofc he looks up to me! I mean we dont cuddle but I dont think its weird at all these siblings do shes only 9! I am PISSED! I never comment either, i am just so offended cause i have little brothers so i can relate and this is just disgusting! Break up!
